90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Mercolleen]

2 minutes ago, rideashire said:

Poor granny being stuck in that house obviously sick, with all those kids, Angela and now some random dude she's never met. I think she's probably wishing someone would set her up in a nice nursing home with a hot nurse or two to live out her days in peace. Good lord that whole scene is too much. Run, Mikhull.

I want to buy her some teeth.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Break out the Ancient Aliens guy meme

I enjoy a good Alein/Lizard conspiracy. It explains a lots of these fiancés 

[Frozendiva]

Some of the Orthodox churches with the onion domes are amazing works of art,

[Auntie Anxiety]

Very unsanitary. How many other people have put their lips on that? Yikes.

[Gobi]

Ancient Aliens - Bona fide or pyramid scheme? You decide.

[Dance4Life]

The Ancient Aliens are back!!!  👽👽👽👽

This is how this man talks when he wants a girl to break up with him! 

[Mr. Miner]

Is a piece of ass really worth it big guy?

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm an atheist but I would jump at the chance to attend an Orthodox service in Ukraine. It must be fascinating and the churches are beautiful. 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

THERE ARE PYRAMIDS ON ANTARCTICA!

The second Stargate was found there!

[judylo]

I never pay attention to Angela. On to Natalie and Mike. God (ha), she’s horrible.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I hate when people meddle in other peoples spiritual beliefs...

there were pyramids on every continents?

And on Mars and the moon

[HappyDancex2]

I have no problems with belief in other/higher life forms.   But please be able to utter 5 coherent sentences about it so it doesn't come off as ignorant.   And if this is the problem in their relationship then it's going to be pretty cut and dry.  Why do we have to sit more episodes if she can't get over this.

"please excuse me while I judge you" - LOL

[Floatingbison]

I want to get Uncle Beau's opinion on God and Christianity.

[Eldemarge]

She sounds like my mother.  She thought if my kids weren't raised in a church, they wouldn't know right from wrong and would grow up to be BAD.   (She was sorely mistaken.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’re the love of my life! Let’s get married and have kids. I am SURE you are going to change. I’ll make you change, dammit!

[OoogleEyes]

She's extra Judgy 

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Damn. Seeing her mother there looking like those dried apple dolls (remember those??) made me feel bad for Grangela's mom.

I can just picture her sitting in a rocker on the porch with a jug of moonshine and a chaw of terbacky. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, cockamamie belief in aliens aside, Mike has stated his feelings calmly and clearly. Natalie is a crazy pie. 

[rideashire]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I want to buy her some teeth.

Having bought my own mother a set of teeth I can verify those are expensive as fuck and I bet Angela already blew her tlc checks before thinking about mom. Sorry, granny, you are last on the list, apparently. 

[Mercolleen]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

True story, I had that checked pencil skirt in 1988

I had it in 2005. You are a trendsetter!

[Dance4Life]

Driving like a jackass is not funny!

WTF!

This chick gets on my nerves, too!

She is the Eastern European version of Juliana.

Life of unicorns and rainbows!  Tooodoooo-looooo! 😾

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm an atheist but I would jump at the chance to attend an Orthodox service in Ukraine. It must be fascinating and the churches are beautiful. 

You need good knees.  You have to pray prostate on the floor.  

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Very unsanitary. How many other people have put their lips on that? Yikes.

They clean it often.  It's worse around Easter or high holy days when women get their lipstick stains on it.

[kacesq]

Can we get to Robert and Anny? I find them more entertaining than these two...

and if your life was all about faith, why didn’t you discuss this before you applied for the visa or begged him to knock you up.?

[HappyDancex2]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Very unsanitary. How many other people have put their lips on that? Yikes.

Never dranky drank from the cup O Christ have ya?  LOL

[hoosiermom]

My husband did the tobacco thing for 9 months,got mouth cancer and died 1 year later after a horrible battle including 2 surgeries' This is my PSA against chewing tobacco!

[greekmom]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

You need good knees.  You have to pray prostate on the floor.  

You stand up.  Never on the knees.

[RichiesOlderBro]

[Gobi]

Her faith is her life. Except that part about no premarital sex.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Anna have her permission slip form Mursel to throw back a few cocktails at her Bachelorette Party?

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm an atheist but I would jump at the chance to attend an Orthodox service in Ukraine. It must be fascinating and the churches are beautiful. 

I was inside St. Basil's cathedral in Russia, I've always thought those domes were beautiful and that was a great experience

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

You need good knees.  You have to pray prostate on the floor.  

Oh forget it then. My knees are shit. 

[kacesq]

Danielle and her red cheeked friend are on Pillow Talk? Wow, they’re really scraping the bottom of the 90DF well....

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I want to get Uncle Beau's opinion on God and Christianity.

I think Uncle Beau enjoys Alex Jones a little too much 

[hookedontv]

I am pissed that Danyeel is going to be on pillow talk. She is stupid and is not witty in the least. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

You need good knees.  You have to pray prostate on the floor.  

 Prostate on the floor? That sounds painful!

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, rideashire said:

Having bought my own mother a set of teeth I can verify those are expensive as fuck and I bet Angela already blew her tlc checks before thinking about mom. Sorry, granny, you are last on the list, apparently. 

Is there nothing they can do for chin?

[Leilani]

She's so judgemental and religious...yet has unwedded sex in her Mom's home and want's a child before getting married.

[hula-la]

I am a Christian, Mr. Hula-la is not. I don’t care. I would never force my beliefs on him, except I ask that if we say grace during a big family meal, that he not talk through it (he never would). I just really have difficulty with people forcing their religious beliefs on their partners. If it’s that important to you, then date someone of your own religion. Don’t go into a relationship thinking you can convert them. 

[VioletNevermind]

Danielle on Pillow Talk, huh?  Welp, way to fuck that show up, TLC. 

[Emmeline]

Why does Angela’s mother look like she is always chewing?  No teeth?  It’s like a cow chewing it’s cud.

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Danielle and her red cheeked friend are on Pillow Talk? Wow, they’re really scraping the bottom of the 90DF well....

We already have to stomach Angela’s mother, don’t know if I can stand seeing Danielle.

[blubld43]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

She's extra Judgy 

More little girl behavior: " Mommy, HE doesn't believe in God! " Evil stare....

[hookedontv]

Just now, Gobi said:

Prostate on the floor? That sounds painful!

Haha I got the alert on the bottom of my phone that said “Gobi has replied.”

I thought it said “God has replied.”

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Only a little bit?    I wonder if she is using chewing tobacco or snuff?   Maybe that would explain the horrid black spot on her chin?  She may give me nightmares, but maybe seeing her makes us understand her daughter a little better.  I still cannot stand Angela. 

She needs teeth,  real bad... I get flashes of Beulah  Bondi, the old character actress. Really creepy voice and always sitting in rocking chair on a  creaky porch. 

[Dance4Life]

Natalie needs ChristianMingle.com! Pobrecita!

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

My husband did the tobacco thing for 9 months,got mouth cancer and died 1 year later after a horrible battle including 2 surgeries' This is my PSA against chewing tobacco!

So sorry. Tobacco is awful

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Never dranky drank from the cup O Christ have ya?  LOL

No, I belong to a different tribe.

[Dance4Life]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Her faith is her life. Except that part about no premarital sex.

Or, the sexxxy modeling!  

[DragonFlyzz]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Danielle and her red cheeked friend are on Pillow Talk? Wow, they’re really scraping the bottom of the 90DF well....

They’re ruining Pillow Talk.  First Pao and now Danielle.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

You stand up.  Never on the knees.

At the Ukrainian church I went to you had also had to do low bows and profound bows.

I only went for 3 months before I broke up with that girlfriend 🙂