90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Gobi]

I bet his kids are his # 1 priority.

[kacesq]

Great,  more kids. Kids who are the center of his world.

[Horrified]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Michael is the guy Tim wants to be. 

And the guy Tom wants to be.

[greekmom]

damn. More kids.

[VioletNevermind]

GREAT.  He has two kids.  “My kids are like my buddies.”  This should be an entertaining clusterfuck.  

[usernameG]

The douche looks irritated with his kids.

[blubld43]

"They're the center of my world", dude please! We SEE the center of your world and it isn't those kids.

[PityFree]

More kids! A-hole!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

"Discovered" by a modeling agency...

Jean Luc Brunel? Sleazy french dude who procured under age girls for Jeffrey Epstein

[Arynm]

He looks much younger in the pictures, how old could she have been if she is 20 now?

Edited November 4, 2019 by Arynm

[Gigglepuff]

Well, his kids will have someone to play with. 

[poeticlicensed]

I want to know what his ex has to say about this

[Bryce Lynch]

"I was amazed that she was 20 years old....I thought she was 15."

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

She was denied a visitor visa because she was a prostitute?

Yep, she was denied for a reason

[Armchair Critic]

He is not doing his overweight son any favors taking him out for ice cream, but he strikes me as an "ice cream dad" who claims he is raising the kids when in reality he takes them out for ice cream once in awhile.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

I am a bit late, but I am thrilled to end my birthday weekend snarking with everyone about the newest batch of loons.  Apologies to real loons.

I thought maybe there was hope for the bee keepers because they at least had a shared interest other than lust, but then I realized it was another guy from a Muslim country.  Not at all optimistic about her adapting to his culture or his adapting to hers.  We shall see.

Happy Birthday Twopper. Big Ange sends a cake

[Frozendiva]

The kids can have an older sister!

[LookABird]

Can we start a petition to ban these nitwits' children from the show?

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I swore I wouldn't watch the new season. Here I am. 

Me, too! Surprisingly my husband urged me to watch it because other seasons have become a Sunday night tradition for me. I enjoy this forum far more than the edited-for-the-utmost-drama episodes and you posters feel like old friends. So, I’m here, but if there’s anything to the rumor that Angela is back for another season, the very first time she appears, “I’m DONE!” 

[PityFree]

 Your ex is not protective enough of your children if she let you drag them onto a reality show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure the ex-wife is thrilled that this asshole is dating a 20 yo. 

[greekmom]

When the son is 18 he's going to want to screw the step mom

[Julyolo]

Oh this Michael is a great dad. Sits around and snarks on his ex-wife with his kids.

[Pixilicious]

This Michael guy has "creeper" written all over him...should've used caps...CREEPER

[SunnyBeBe]

The kids are so much smarter about these things than their parent....lol.

[kacesq]

No Max...she’s not too old to be his daughter....

[Mr. Miner]

How dare her! Be protective of her children.

[VioletNevermind]

Another pre-pubescent child trying to explain his father’s ridiculous decisions.

[Eldemarge]

She isn't too old to be his daughter, mah boy.  Sorry....

[hula-la]

His kids are quite astute. I love it!

[hisbunkie]

To be fair, Julianna is simply beautiful. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

When the son is 18 he's going to want to screw the step mom

15

[Bryce Lynch]

Juliana is going to LOVE being a stepmom to those 2 brats.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

He is not doing his overweigth son any favors taking him out for ice cream, but he strikes me as an "ice cream dad" who thinks he is raising the kids when in reality he takes them out for ice cream once in awhile.

He’s not a good looking man.  Total buys them when he sees them

[sainte-chapelle]

HoMG Max is my spirit animal, even he is snarking on her age

Edited November 4, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[OoogleEyes]

You may be a good guy, but let me talk to you about birth control

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Another pre-pubescent child trying to explain his father’s ridiculous decisions.

Another child with way more common sense than the parent, this kid KNOWS his dad is a douche.

[poeticlicensed]

Is this the season where 90Dayer's all have kids?

[charmed1]

I thought this thing was starting at 9 pm EST. Is there any rice a roni left?

[peaceknit]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I thought this thing was starting at 9 pm EST. Is there any rice a roni left?

East coast feed

[LennieBriscoe]

Michael of the Vineyards sees Juliana as another expensive object of others' envy.  IMNSHO!  He must revere David Foster.

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I thought this thing was starting at 9 pm EST. Is there any rice a roni left?

Nope. Have some princess toast.

Edited November 4, 2019 by PityFree

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I thought this thing was starting at 9 pm EST. Is there any rice a roni left?

Blame it on the time change.

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I thought this thing was starting at 9 pm EST. Is there any rice a roni left?

I actually made some rice a roni yesterday, and I thought of this forum the whole time!

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, LookABird said:

Can we start a petition to ban these nitwits' children from the show?

Please!! I hate seeing minor children on this show.   Surely there are enough single people without minor children who are fame whores enough to be on this show that they could cast. 

[Horrified]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Look at my cars ! Look at my guitars! Look at my clothes. And my watch.

Hallmarks of a super insecure guy.  Made a lot of moola and got a gorgeous girlfriend to make up for the fact he was a fat, bullied kid.  

I'm just speculating of course, but he's a candidate for Jesse's self-help seminars.  Guaranteed.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I was amazed she was 20 years old. I thought she was 13."

Hahahahahahaha! And ew!

6 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

He holds himself strangely, poking his moobs out.

Is he wearing lifts? Trump lists forward like that too. Lifts in the shoes are rumored. 

5 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

Juliana may be a model, but she looks like Skeletor to me.. 90 lbs. Fiance.

She is scary skinny. 

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I bet his kids are his # 1 priority.

They're like buddies! You know, they really dig yacht parties and fine wine. 

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I want to know what his ex has to say about this

Did you catch Captain Douchebag saying "I divorced her two years ago"? Not "we are divorced". Dollars to doughnuts she left him and he's still seething. 

[hisbunkie]

For a wealthy man he doesn’t dress well. That blue shirt is popping. 

[kacesq]

TLC hitting us with the classical music....for a classy show.

[blubld43]

Oh no, she's shopping for sex toys!

It's purple!!!

Edited November 4, 2019 by blubld43