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[greekmom]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

More of this fake Caesar shit? COME ON.

Yeah. TLC needs to stop punking us.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Ceasar with that shit-eating grin on his face. I want to slap him with a doo doo gun!

[usernameG]

"She blamed me for it and then broke up with me" Um, you didnt have any funds in your account so it is technically your fault?

[DragonFlyzz]

Sure you’re texting Maria doofus.  Cause Maria totally exists.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh come on! This guy is the boringest of them all 

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

I have a feeling this relationship isn't going to work. She won't assimilate to life here.

She will soon find out how hard it is, being broke with bad credit, in America.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So the 300 pound smelly guy who lives in his mother’s basement is texting Caesar again? Must need some money.

[Persnickety1]

And now for simple Cesar and bot Maria...

Luckily for Cesar, Maria reached out just as soon as "she" knew his broke ass was back in America.  

Smart move, Maria.  Keep bilking every last dollar that dimwit still has.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

The first text was - please send me $800

[charmed1]

Oh great. Looks like I made it in time for Caesar the Amazing Doofus. His jutted out jaw and belly just make him all the more...simple.

[Julyolo]

Cesar is acting like the guy in that movie Her. 

[Mierin]

OMG, Casear, seriously?  And we think Ben is a chump, but Casear is the King of Chumps.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, she started texting you again because she knows you're a sap. and will keep sending that $$

[Gobi]

Back together? You were never together , moron!

[Mr. Miner]

I’m not going to be happy until Caesar is living in a refrigerator box under an overpass.🖕🏻

[hula-la]

No, she’s not using you, Caesar. And I’ve got some waterfront property in Florida to sell you.

[kacesq]

Yes! Bring on the lawyer of hard truth!

[Frozendiva]

Caesar couldn't do a reverse search on 'Maria's' photo?

[LilaFowler]

Mother Avery has her Sunday church dress on to see this lawyer.

[PityFree]

 Let’s see a lawyer wipe that grin right off of Avery’s stupid face!!!

[Mierin]

Just now, hula-la said:

No, she’s not using you, Caesar. And I’ve got some waterfront property in Florida to sell you.

And I have a bridge!

[poeticlicensed]

Ok I call BS. Caesar is a nail tech, so he makes next to nothing, but sends her 2K right after he gets back. Bull. Lies. Lies.

[DragonFlyzz]

You can feel bad for her out on the street where you’re going to end up when you don’t pay your own stupid bills.

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Isn't the father a pastor? I would expect above board and honest dealings.....right?

He’s as honest as the Bakers were

[Floatingbison]

Immigration attorney time.  Finally a dose of reality for this lady.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, kacesq said:

Yes! Bring on the lawyer of hard truth!

He’s going to slap Avery upside the head with some reality. 

[BradandJanet]

Ah, Avery of the bottomless closet. I'm so jealous. Not.

[greekmom]

I still am loving Avery's wedding dress.

[VioletNevermind]

I don’t believe for one second that Maria contacted Caesar first.  Also, he has sent her TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS since she flaked on him in Mexico?!

Caesar, did you see what just whooshed by?  That was the very last shred of sympathy that I had for you. 

[SunnyBeBe]

I hope Ceaser gets what he wants out of that relationship with Maria.......lol.  So absurd.

[kacesq]

Yes Avery, Omar’s family will protect you from the bombs. 

[Persnickety1]

Of course she's not using you, Cesar.  

(snort, snort, snort).  

Better get back to clipping coupons for eggs, Cesar, you dumb ass.  

[brillia79]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

More of this fake Caesar shit? COME ON.

Yes! Caesar is a whole liar. He hasn’t sent any money! He has none and there is no Maria and he knows that. This is very Norman Bates.

[Gobi]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Ok I call BS. Caesar is a nail tech, so he makes next to nothing, but sends her 2K right after he gets back. Bull. Lies. Lies.

He got a refund on the chocolate panties.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to start texting random men on foreign dating sites. I could definitely use the money.

[Toodleoo]

Yaaaay let’s go a lawyerin’ in our Honda of Halal!

[DragonFlyzz]

Dream on stupid child.  Avery, a little research could have saved a lot of drama.

[usernameG]

God this child is a giant asshole.

[Horrified]

I predict an Avery pregnancy announcement any minute - or at the very least "my period is late so....."  She is a little drama queen and will think she can use it to help her case.

[poeticlicensed]

I'm against travel bans generally, but I support a travel ban for spouses of 90DF idiots.

[sainte-chapelle]

The way Caesar said "baby" and smirked makes me think he is making the whole thing up.

[DanaMB]

I think Caesar is keeping up the facade for the TLC check.

[hoosiermom]

Yikes! I forgot this was on tonight. Better late than never I guess.

[Floatingbison]

"I just got married down there."  Like Syria is Key West or Houston or something.

[Persnickety1]

1 minute ago, Mr. Minor said:

I’m not going to be happy until Caesar is living in a refrigerator box under an overpass.🖕🏻

😂😂😂

And I won't be happy until Avery hops a plane to Syria.  

[DragonFlyzz]

Why does the stupid girl look surprised?

[Floatingbison]

"uncertain."

"If at all."

"if it works at all."

[sainte-chapelle]

Momma Avery looks smaller, it looks like Avery absorbed some of mommas weight.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Lawyer:  Travel Ban

Avery:  Huh?

[Toodleoo]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

The way Caesar said "baby" and smirked makes me think he is making the whole thing up.

The whole storyline is faked and an annoying waste of time.