S08.E26: Access Issues

[druzy]

Chelsea shares major news.

Briana finds out about Javi’s big plans.

Kail has to go to court mediation with Jo.

Leah tries to rehome some unexpected guests.

Jenelle and David get a visit from the sheriff’s office.

[druzy]

The producers of Teen Mom 2 talk about missing Chelsea's big news and share cute stories about the cast members' pets.

 

[Quilty]

I don't like Briana but damn her kids are cute!

[A-Lo]

There are more than 10 prescription bottles on Jennelle's kitchen counter.  WTF??? There are two "healthy" (physically, not mentally) young adults and a passel of healthy (we think) children in that house.  Who in the world are all the prescriptions for?

Edited June 26, 2018 by A-Lo

[blatantlyobvious]

I could barely understand a word of the conversation between David & the Sheriff deputy at the door. Where the hell are the subtitles when you need them?!?!

[A-Lo]

Brianna gets FREE plastic surgery because she's a Teen Mom and all she's worried about is a tummy tuck?  What about that unnatural elephantine ass she's carting around?  That could use a tuck or two!

[A-Lo]

Which one of you "haters" sicked the PO-lice on David and Jenelle?  Because I'd like to send you a medal of valor!

[Vandy10]

What “access issues” was MTV having with filming Javi and Bri in Delaware? Because there’s no way those two famewhores refused to film.

[woodscommaelle]

29 minutes ago, A-Lo said:

There are more than 10 prescription bottles on Jennelle's kitchen counter.  WTF???

I think there's more than 20. ?

Edited June 26, 2018 by woodscommaelle

[A-Lo]

David's personality is "so laid back".  In which reality are you operating, Jenelle?  David has got to be the least "laid back" person on the planet!

9 minutes ago, Vandy10 said:

What “access issues” was MTV having with filming Javi and Bri in Delaware? Because there’s no way those two famewhores refused to film.

I have a feeling the access issues came more from Kail refusing to allow her boys to be filmed with Brianna.

[Mkay]

[VioletNevermind]

Good Lord, that conversation with Briana and her mom.  I’m trying to imagine my mother just casually saying, “His dick ain’t that big” when discussing a boyfriend with me (and I am insanely close to my mom!)  Keep it classy, Roxanne.  God only knows what her poor daughter has overheard while playing nearby over the years.

Edited June 26, 2018 by SuzyLee

[monicageller]

[MinorL]

David’s reaction to law enforcement being at his door was proof that a wellness check was required. He is violent and scary. 

[Mkay]

The end of the episode was what I had been waiting for!

[missy jo]

Why was Roxanne draped in a giant blanket while in the mall food court?? That was more embarrassing than the crying. 

[woodscommaelle]

"Mommy and daddy are pieces of shit."

Oh my god.  

[A-Lo]

Isaac has gotten so tall!  In other news, I love Jo.  But wish he'd shave that little beard off at the end of his chin.

[FlowerofCarnage]

David is laid back but how many times has he threatened to beat someone's ass or fill the streets with uppercuts? Lol

Lurch admonishing Jenelle for talking to the officer...spoken like the true criminal he is! 

Jace gets a pass from me for calling Jenelle and Lurch, "pieces of shit" because that is exactly what they are, given how they have treated him and his true mother,  Barb.

You know, I actually feel for Britanny and Briana because because Roxanne is toxic as hell. My god, they will never have a healthy relationship as long as she is in the picture.

Javi will do anything to maintain a place on the show!

Edited June 26, 2018 by FlowerofCarnage

[woodscommaelle]

Disregard 

Edited June 26, 2018 by woodscommaelle

[snarts]

I love that David getting kicked off the show and Jenelle refusing to film in protest gives Barbara a chance to earn some money. 

[missy jo]

I'm fine with Jenelle being off the show (if that's the case) and seeing segments with Barb and Jace. I'm just worried about Kaiser. 

[MadLove]

Does Drug Salesman and Drug Dealer mean the same thing in N. Carolina? Asking for a friend....

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[VioletNevermind]

21 minutes ago, woodscommaelle said:

"Mommy and daddy are pieces of shit."

Oh my god.  

Of all the children on every reality show, past or present, I worry about this poor baby more than any of the others.  I’m hoping against hope that we don’t see a totally drugged-out version of him on a “Where Are They Now?” special about the children of reality TV “stars” in 10 or 15 years.  If we do, at least we’ll know how it happened.

Jenelle, are you listening, you dumbass?!  Get. Away. From. That. Lunatic!

Edited June 26, 2018 by SuzyLee

[Mkay]

I’m scared that Jace’s comment for the next episode (“Mommy and David are pieces of sh!t.”) is Jenelle asking him what Barbara says when he goes home.  

[TeeMo]

You can’t freaking win with the Orlando Coven. You’re either a deadbeat who disappears and shirks your responsibilities or a desperate lunatic who moves too fast. While I agree that Javi was moving at some sort of warp speed, Roxanne’s reaction in that restaurant was bananas. Even Brianna was all the way over her hysertics and seemed to be slyly saying “I know you are acting like this for the cameras.” And all of these fools can take a seat with their dramatic “why is he in such a rush???” exclamations when Briana got knocked up in the parking lot of the club by some dude she met that night. 

[druzy]

The one constant in Jenelle's romantic relationships is fear. Jenelle has the power of choice unlike her children. Jace looks terrified in this video. Fear has been his one constant in life. He never had a choice. Too bad Jenelle's choices continue to suck.

[druzy]

[FrankieTankie]

I hate the way cole wears his god damn hats.... only this missing is the propeller on top of the hat .... he’s a good guy though but that hat and his voice 

 

I ask this every week but wtf does brittney do ... the fucking  swamp donkey lays around all day in her pj’s spouting off how tough she is and when’s not doing that she’s with the rest of the coven at some eatery man bashing .... why would any man want to subject himself to that gaggle of chicken heads 

 

Looks like The Land groundskeeper and Duhnelle are starting their own redneck pharmacy... seriously how can 2 people that young have 20 plus med bottles on their counter .... if that’s David laid back I hate to see him mad .... he’s a worthless piece of shit so that’s why he’s Duhnelles soulmate

[Mkay]

19 minutes ago, druzy said:

Yaaaas! I was cheering on my couch. I should have done the Carlton!

[Emmierose]

I don’t like Brianna in any way but when she called Roxanne out for being a crazy whacko in the restaurant, I applauded her!  Seriously Roxanne, just what in the holy FUCK are you CRYING about? Because Javi was proposing and NOT getting deployed? Wait, what?  Woman, you are unhinged. Wipe off your crazy drawn on clown brows, pour some herbal tea and fucking RELAX already.  

[CaliforniaLove]

This is the first time this show has made me tear up. Thanks for the support Barb.

[Chloecat]

51 minutes ago, Mkay said:

I’m scared that Jace’s comment for the next episode (“Mommy and David are pieces of sh!t.”) is Jenelle asking him what Barbara says when he goes home.  

I have a horrible feeling that is exactly what happens.

[druzy]

By the way, if someone told me the Sheriff was knocking on my door I would think the absolute worst, like something awful happened to a loved one.

[heatherchandler]

1 hour ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

David is laid back but how many times has David threatenes to beat someone's ass or fill the streets with uppercuts? Lol

Lurch admonishing Jenelle for talking to the officer...spoken like the true criminal he is! 

 

 

What the hell are you doing talking to the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLICE???

2 minutes ago, druzy said:

By the way, if someone told me the Sheriff was knocking on my door I would think the absolute worst, like something awful happened to a loved one.

Right??  Of course they know why the police are there.

Edited June 26, 2018 by heatherchandler

[Blissfool]

2 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

David is laid back but how many times has David threatenes to beat someone's ass or fill the streets with uppercuts? Lol

 

Today's gem, "I'm gonna violate Nathan's face with my fist." Lol

 

Was Aubree throwing shade in Jenelle's direction when she said, "Our house is gonna fall down."  Not yours Aubree, but Jenelle's house can't say the same.

 

Brittany was watching vegan videos, trying to live the vegan lifestyle. I do the same thing watching workout videos. Ha!

 

Leah's segments were SO boring. They weren't even TV-worthy.

Edited June 26, 2018 by Blissfool
I had forgotten about Leah. That's how boring she was!

[JocelynCavanaugh]

So Leah seems to think she's outgrown Jeremy and is too evolved to get back together with him. Hilarious. She's like the most mature 6th grader in gym class.

[guilfoyleatpp]

Mama DeJesus screaching about the inadequate size of Javi’s penis in the food court...in front of her grandchild and many others children while Brianna begs her to stop using every tactic she can muster up in her little brain. 

It was so hopeless in this depressing, sad, thank-god-that’s-not-my-life way. 

I feel dirty by association. I’m not sure how much longer I can watch this show. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

Jenelle/barb’s producer Kristen got a brow lift or something. Her face looks really different from the cheekbones up. 

[Blissfool]

14 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Jenelle/barb’s producer Kristen got a brow lift or something. Her face looks really different from the cheekbones up. 

It looks like she's lost a lot of weight, but maybe she had work done, too.

[Christina]

I watched the last twenty minutes because I saw that David getting fired would air then, and all we got was the tweets on screen. What a letdown. I wanted to see him being approached like Farrah was but I guess he is much scarier. Farrah wouldn't pull a gun and UBT definitely would, so I guess I should give them a pass. Feeling letdown by this show makes me the crazy one.

Barbara defending Jenelle was frustrating, too. Yes, Barbara, she does think the same as UBT about the LGBT community and she has posted hate speech several times on her social media accounts going back years. Barb's refusal to see Jenelle for what she is has always been a failure of hers.

[IDreamofJoaquin]

7 hours ago, FrankieTankie said:

I hate the way cole wears his god damn hats.... only this missing is the propeller on top of the hat .... he’s a good guy though but that hat and his voice 

HA!!!!  True story.

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I ask this every week but wtf does brittney do ...

 

This made me laugh

 

 

I also don't understand the garbly language the sheriff was speaking in.  Were they trying to disguise his voice?  Or was the guy just really off?  What time of day was it?  I thought they had a call sheet of when they would be filming.  Does the crew just sit in the living room while the Swamp Donkeys "nap" in their room?  Jenelle was too much of a pussy to answer the door.

 

Also, Brianna going to the plastic surgeon........I don't know why but it kind of bugged me.  Has she tried working out or dieting?  Why is someone who is bashing her baby daddies for money and having to work these minimum wage jobs getting plastic surgery?  Maybe MTV is footing the bill for the clinic to get exposure but I wish they wouldn't.  I'm actually jealous.  I've tried dieting and weight loss and will forever have a pouch, a "front butt". I wish I could get a tummy tuck.  

Edited June 26, 2018 by IDreamofJoaquin

[zenme]

2 hours ago, Christina said:

 

Barbara defending Jenelle was frustrating, too. Yes, Barbara, she does think the same as UBT about the LGBT community and she has posted hate speech several times on her social media accounts going back years. Barb's refusal to see Jenelle for what she is has always been a failure of hers.

The sad thing is that Barb is the only person in the world who can still try to see the good in her and will defend her, yet Jenelle pushes her mother away. 

[Coffeewinewater]

7 hours ago, druzy said:

By the way, if someone told me the Sheriff was knocking on my door I would think the absolute worst, like something awful happened to a loved one.

Omg yes.  Janelle's nonchalant attitude was crazy. I actually said out loud to my self"who acts like that?" If the police were at my door, I'd absolutely think something horrible had happened. To see her just shrug at the producer and say idk when asked why a Sheriff was at the door was insane but also had me laughing. ...what a bunch of freaks.

Edited June 26, 2018 by Coffeewinewater

[FlowerofCarnage]

8 hours ago, Mkay said:

I’m scared that Jace’s comment for the next episode (“Mommy and David are pieces of sh!t.”) is Jenelle asking him what Barbara says when he goes home.  

You're probably right. Poor Jace! Jenelle could use this alone time to bond with Jace but no, since it's Jenelle, she uses it to interrogate the poor  boy!

Did anyone catch Kail say that she was working on a clothing line? Stop the insanity! 

[Calm81]

David laid back?? David reminds me of that red headed character in the movie “The Blurbs” with Tom Hanks.

Edited June 26, 2018 by Calm81
Added the photo for those unfamiliar with the movie

[Mr. Miner]

Did y'all know that Javi axed Roxanne for her blessing to marry Briana? But then she was upset when Javi didn't axe Briana to marry him when they were in Delaware, and his dick ain't that big.

[ghoulina]

Already knew Chelsea was having a baby girl, but it was cute seeing Aubree's reaction. 

Oh, and look - she and Cole DO fight. *shock* In all seriousness, I'm glad they showed that scene. Who knows, they may have bickered like that before and MTV chooses not to show it. Or maybe they do try and keep their issues off camera, which I respect. I mean, it wasn't even a big "fight", but it was good for people to see they're just like all married couples. It actually made me laugh, because it was so relatable. And I love that Cole doesn't sweat it. He lets Chelsea get all anxious and yell at him; doesn't phase him. He's a good guy. 

 

Leah taking in a pregnant dog....I'm not sure how I feel about that, given her history with pets. She does seem to be in a better place now, though. And I appreciated that she was wanting to get to know the prospective adoptees and have them agree to spay/neuter. 

I really wouldn't hate her and Germy getting back together, but I appreciate that she's not trying to rush that. Doing stuff with him AND Addie is a good first step. Let's see if we can just work together as parents first. I feel like she was just so fucked up the entire duration of their whirlwind relationship that there's no telling how they'd do together when she's in a decent head space. But I do think he's more on her level than anyone else. Neither are GREAT people; but, with effort, they can be decent. 

 

I'd be happy to see Jo get Isaac 50% of the time on paper, given that he probably has him 75% of the time anyhow. It was funny how Kail talked about, "I give him time whenever he wants, he gives me time whenever I want"....um, no. You go on 4584968 vacations and dump him with Jo whenever convenient. And she's worried Jo wouldn't take him to all his sporting events? Jo didn't seem bothered by that. She just wants to have all the control.

I want to know why Brianna can't move out of that cramped-ass apartment, but she can get more cosmetic surgery? 

She still doesn't seem to enamored with Javi. You know he was hoping for a better reaction to his non-deployment news. And I bet she would have accepted the ring if he HAD deployed. She loves drama. What's more dramatic than "waiting for your man to come back from war"? But I'm not sure why a girl who let's dudes spit in her asshole thinks she deserves some elaborate proposal with flowers and a mariachi band. 

Roxanne is SO EXTRA. It's quite apparent, to me, that her reaction to Javi wanting to get married is because she doesn't want the Coven split up. She will chain those girls to the balcony of that cramped-ass apartment if she has to. But she ain't letting NO man split them up. Co-dependent nutbag. 

 

I already saw the sneak peak of Jenelle's shit last week, so the cop visit was nothing new. David sure does get heated about nothing. If the kids are good and you guys are taking great care of them, why not just blow it off. I'd be annoyed if someone asked for a well-check on MY kids. But I wouldn't completely freak out. His anger is due to the fact that he KNOWS shit ain't right in that house. 

And I'm loathe to defend Jenelle, but she handled it way better than he did. Notice how quickly the cop left after she calmly talked to them? David blowing up just gives the police more reason to believe there's validity behind the wellness check request. But he's all freaking out on her, telling her not to talk to the cops. Classic abuser behavior. 

Kristen can lose me with her try-hard leather jacket and poodle haircut. I'm so sick of her fence-riding ass. 

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

So much "axing" in this episode and yet I didn't see one at all.

Briana and Roxanne, please see a speech therapist. 

[Scarlett45]

17 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Oh, and look - she and Cole DO fight. *shock* In all seriousness, I'm glad they showed that scene. Who knows, they may have bickered like that before and MTV chooses not to show it. Or maybe they do try and keep their issues off camera, which I respect. I mean, it wasn't even a big "fight", but it was good for people to see they're just like all married couples. It actually made me laugh, because it was so relatable. And I love that Cole doesn't sweat it. He lets Chelsea get all anxious and yell at him; doesn't phase him. He's a good guy. 

I agree Cole is a good guy, but it’s a good thing I’m not married because what was Chelsea tripping out for?!! Goodness I couldn’t take someone speaking to me that way. I do love it when married people say “never get married”, I usually respond “then why aren’t you divorced?” Hahahaha!!! (Kidding)

In all seriousness you’re right, that wasn’t even a fight just Chelsea being in a bad mood (we are all human and allowed to have bad moods).