S08.E19: Reunion Part 1

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, emma675 said:

What is going on with LVP's face? It's like unnaturally frozen except for her chin.

Antireaction serum injections. 

[Steph J]

Kyle: "Dorit, it's on camera!"

Dorit: "Nice try, Kyle."

One day a text book is going to be written about Dorit, if a psychologist is ever brave enough to make a case study of her.

[MinorL]

Kyle’s hairline looks weird. Like it’s a wig. 

[FlyingEgret]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Did Dorit lose the end bauble of of her right earring ? 

Her shoulder pad probably ate it

[bosawks]

I don’t dislike Kyle but when she does that mute, blinking thing I just want to poke her in the eye.

[mwell345]

LOL Andy - “it’s not Vogue”

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

Her shoulder pad probably ate it

Oh that literally made me lol. Good one! 

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, emma675 said:

What is going on with LVP's face? It's like unnaturally frozen except for her chin.

Bright stage lights are not good for LVP.

There was a scene on VPR - something really weird around the mouth area with the foundation and contouring - Cornelia Planet Of The Apes  territory. You'll catch snippets on the Reunion

[Mindthinkr]

Erika’s breast looks like it’s ready to hatch and see the light of day. 

Oh but she has a migraine. 

[FairyDusted]

Does Rinna have the baggie of goods in her wig?

[ivygirl]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Erika’s breast looks like it’s ready to hatch and see the light of day. 

Oh but she has a migraine. 

It’s like Brittany’s Boobage of Freedom from Jax. 

[bosawks]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Erika’s breast looks like it’s ready to hatch and see the light of day. 

Oh but she has a migraine. 

Did she name it Teddy?

[FairyDusted]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

It’s like Brittany’s Boobage of Freedom from Jax. 

LMAO at Britt Thanking Jax for her boobs. Calling him Asshole was a gift. 

[JD5166]

THAT was sooooooooo boring I deleted it, not watching that snooze fest again. Yawn!!!

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Erika’s breast looks like it’s ready to hatch and see the light of day. 

Oh but she has a migraine. 

Erika has the best boob job of the bunch.

At the beginning of the reunion, I forget what serious issue they were talking about - Erika was making sure there was no nip slip - I cracked up

[enchantingmonkey]

10 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I don’t dislike Kyle but when she does that mute, blinking thing I just want to poke her in the eye.

That's her subtle "Yes, I'm judging you" look.  I love it.  

[Schnickelfritz]

As my sainted mother would say, these women have more money than (fashion) sense.

[Lady of nod]

Kyle is seriously paranoid and needs to stop projecting her mommy/sister issues onto LVP and Dorit

i really don't care how you feel Kyle and I'm sick of everything that happens being twisted in your little mind into a personal attack on you. You're not that important. Get over yourself

Edited April 25, 2018 by Lady of nod
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[Sai]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

Not a fan of the sequined dresses and 80’s shoulder pads. Dorito looks like she’s wearing a robe with way too many Bobby pins in her hair, I mean wig. Erika looks like a hooker as usual. I like her earrings though. I like Rinna’s hair. Teddy looks the best IMO. 

 

18 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Did Dorit lose the end bauble of of her right earring ? 

You guys are quick.  I came on to post the same thing about Dorit.  The robe, the zillion bobby pins and the broken earring.  She looks like someone who just got out of bed and spent the morning shlepping around the house.  All she's missing is big, fuzzy, floppy slippers.

 

Oh, and why was the first half of the reunion all about Lisa R?  She was hardly even on this season.

Edited April 25, 2018 by Sai

[snarts]

Erika acts like she has popsicle up her ass. Why is she acting so cunty toward Andy?

[twilightzone]

21 minutes ago, emma675 said:

What is going on with LVP's face? It's like unnaturally frozen except for her chin.

Isn't that her normal look???  OUCH!!!

[chenoa333]

12 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Did she name it Teddy?

One breast is Jack, the other is Diane.

[Mindthinkr]

3 minutes ago, snarts said:

Erika acts like she has popsicle up her ass. Why is she acting so cunty toward Andy?

As she said on the preview she’s equally rude to everyone. 

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, chenoa333 said:

One breast is Jack, the other is Diane.

Is it a little titty, er, ditty....

[Jel]

29 minutes ago, missyb said:

Seems like Lisa RInna has had an hard on for LVP all season. Her biggest delight has been quipping about LVP in her TH's.  Instagram stories about the early seasons  socking it to LVP. She is absolutely full of resentment that in her mind ( just speculating , i wasn't there) that LVP left her holding the  munchausen Birkin, so to speak. 

She really has. Her contempt is not well disguised, and I'm not buying the "new" Rinna. She can leave any time.

[chenoa333]

I'd just like to say: you guys are f'n BRINGING the snark! LOL. This is going to be one of the funniest threads of awesome snark ever to grace the pages of RHOBH PT forums!

[enchantingmonkey]

7 minutes ago, snarts said:

Why is she acting so cunty toward Andy?

In my wildest dreams it's because she thinks he's a witless douchebag but I think that's her personality when she isn't playing the Erika Jayne character.  

[TomGirl]

What a bunch of whiny, petty, insufferable women!  Erika radiated hostility and defensiveness before she was even part of the conversation. Rinna was meh, as she’s deliberately been all season.  LVP and Kyle were ok, if a bit boring.  Dorit is just quite simply the most despicable human being on the planet, and she thinks she has the rest of us fooled.

That leaves Teddy, who I think is the only genuine, nice and honest one on the show.

[dosodog]

38 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

...and here’s the Rinna from last season telling LVP to shut up. That was funny :)

 

26 minutes ago, missyb said:

Seems like Lisa RInna has had an hard on for LVP all season. Her biggest delight has been quipping about LVP in her TH's.  Instagram stories about the early seasons  socking it to LVP. She is absolutely full of resentment that in her mind ( just speculating , i wasn't there) that LVP left her holding the  munchausen Birkin, so to speak. 

Rinner hasn't changed.  She's still vile. She's still jealous that LVP has minions.

She should take her own advice and let the munchinfraucanfrickingfracking thing go.

Her "attitude" change came about because I didn't spend 39.99 on that sweater duster.  I KNOW that has to be the reason!

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Is it a little titty, er, ditty....

Tonight?  I worship you.

[Thumper]

I dislike those sequin dresses, so Kyle and Teddi win for dresses.  Ugh, hate slabs o' shiny stuff.

Okay, just rewatching and seeing the "before" of Teddi's torso.  Look away; she's hideous!!!  ::sarcasm::   Not that "fat," IMO.  Hollywood expectations.

I try to mute Dorit as I don't believe her delusions about everything.  She twists it all.

[Jel]

11 minutes ago, Lady of nod said:

Kyle is seriously paranoid and needs to stop projecting her mommy/sister issues onto LVP and Dorit

i really don't care how you feel Kyle and I'm sick of everything that happens being twisted in your little mind into a personal attack on you. You're not that important. Get over yourself

There comes a time in every adult's life where you have to ask yourself why you seem to have some sort of friendship/family problem with everyone. Who's the common denominator in this situation?  Maybe the "glue" you tried to be was not so ... erm... welll.. really can;t make this metaphor work. Kyle's the problem, is what I am saying.

[Thumper]

Do you think Rinna's hair is a wig?

[Jel]

I'm saying it, and I don't care -- I thought Dorit looked beautiful and I loved her thousand glittering bobby pins.

(the dress, not so much)

[WireWrap]

51 minutes ago, missyb said:

Seems like Lisa RInna has had an hard on for LVP all season. Her biggest delight has been quipping about LVP in her TH's.  Instagram stories about the early seasons  socking it to LVP. She is absolutely full of resentment that in her mind ( just speculating , i wasn't there) that LVP left her holding the  munchausen Birkin, so to speak. 

She has and IMO it is because, as she said, this show cost her daughter's modeling jobs. She blames the whole "Munchausen" fight on Lisa, completing forgetting that she is the one that brought it to the show and won't let up about it, not LisaV. I suspect that Yolanda/Gigi/Bella have spoken to designers about not hiring the Hamlin spawn if they want the Hadid girls. Oh, and Lisa didn't leave Rinna holding anything, Rinna knew that neither Kyle or Lisa were on board with that from the start of filming. In fact, according to both Rinna and Kyle, Lisa was the last one to know about that story before filming began, Rinna told Kyle first and they discussed it well before Kyle told LisaV.

Edited April 25, 2018 by WireWrap

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Do you think Rinna's hair is a wig?

I think it’s her real hair. And  I kind of like Klye’s shorter hair. 

[AttackTurtle]

Dorit continues to be ridiculous.

Kyle’s hair looks great.

im not living Rinna’s hair, but I think her usual style is really cute on her.

I love that Rinna brought up Meg Ryan because I mean it’s cool that Teddie’s dad is legit rock royalty, but I adore Meg Ryan.   I’m watching You’ve Got Mail as I type this.  I like that Teddie acknowledged that she led a privileged life.  I really want a second season with Teddie.

i am sticking to my belief that Erika can’t handle the fact that there is a cast member on the show, who knows what it means to be be surrounded by legit talent and fame.  Teddie’s orbit is one degree from the Hanks, Speilberg’s, Bono’s, etc... I don’t envy Erika, but damn I wouldn’t mind switching places with Teddie.

The fact that Erika’s family didn’t read her book is beyond odd. 

Edited April 25, 2018 by AttackTurtle

[chenoa333]

53 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Speaking of Meg Ryan, it’s like Rinna IS her tonight (hair and lips)! I didn’t realize John Mellencamp was back with Meg either, losing my grip on the gossip! 

John was with Meg Ryan for quite awhile. I think in terms of celebrity relationships it was over a year. Then he dumped Meg for Christie Brinkley. Then he got back together with Meg Ryan. Maybe Christies feet weren't big enough for his liking. 

[breezy424]

Loving everyone's posts. 

Yikes.  Did Dorit and Erika come in with a sour mood or what?

Loved Teddi kind of throwing it up to Dorit about her father (yeah, she was only responding to Andy's questions).. and Meg Ryan.  Yep.  That's my dad.  While meanwhile before Dorit wouldn't name a suit for her.  Poor marketing.  Teddi is extremely pretty, extremely fit...and she's got a father in the hall of fame who is just as famous as Boy George.  Funny, when I saw Dorit with the clips earlier, I thought they were there to keep her hair in place before going on the stage.  Wrong.  And then I thought was that some sort of 'glamorous' robe with shoulder pads. 

I have no doubt that Tom wanted any part of Erika's book and refused to be interviewed about it.  As for her mother, I don't know.  But yeah, weird.  Speaking of weird, Dorit reinvented history by trying to sell that weird means mad.  Sorry, no, Dorit.  And you failed at selling that spin.

Not feeling LR's wig.

[Duke2801]

3 minutes ago, Jel said:

I'm saying it, and I don't care -- I thought Dorit looked beautiful and I loved her thousand glittering bobby pins.

(the dress, not so much)

It’s definitely one of the better looks she’s had all seasons (hair and makeup ONLY). But let’s be real: the bar was pretty dang low. She had some seriously fug hairdos this past season. 

[SCS]

38 minutes ago, emma675 said:

What is going on with LVP's face? It's like unnaturally frozen except for her chin.

Rather like one of the stage creatures featured here:

 

[Lady of nod]

13 minutes ago, Jel said:

She really has. Her contempt is not well disguised, and I'm not buying the "new" Rinna. She can leave any time.

She,s only controlling her nasty bitch self because of blow back on her daughters' so called careers.  

[Jel]

Meh, I don't care who Teddi's dad is -- those are his accomplishments, not hers.

(Not to be a bitterbug about it, but seriously.)

[ivygirl]

So we’ve discussed Dorit’s wayward earring—how about Erika’s? She looked like she had a Swarovski-ed out Bluetooth headset on. Waiting for a call from Mikey, no doubt. 

ETA if Dorit was wearing that, we could make assumptions about her random nonsensical comments—she was on a call

23 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Is it a little titty, er, ditty....

 

19 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Tonight?  I worship you.

Ain’t nobody got me feelin’ like I’m feelin’ you.. feelin’ you...

 

(Hope you feel better soon bosawks)

Edited April 25, 2018 by ivygirl

[WireWrap]

6 minutes ago, Lady of nod said:

She,s only controlling her nasty bitch self because of blow back on her daughters' so called careers.  

She has to believe someone is too blame that her daughters haven't taken the modeling world by storm like the Hadid sisters did, after all, they are HH daughters and Rinna herself is a "designer" ! LOL

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

So we’ve discussed Dorit’s wayward earring—how about Erika’s? She looked like she had a Swarovski-ed out Bluetooth headset on. Waiting for a call from Mikey, no doubt. 

I would not be surprised to learn that it is a Bluetooh device with Mikey stroking her ego while feeding her lines from backstage. LOL

[njbchlover]

9 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

Loving everyone's posts. 

Yikes.  Did Dorit and Erika come in with a sour mood or what?

Loved Teddi kind of throwing it up to Dorit about her father (yeah, she was only responding to Andy's questions).. and Meg Ryan.  Yep.  That's my dad.  While meanwhile before Dorit wouldn't name a suit for her.  Poor marketing.  Teddi is extremely pretty, extremely fit...and she's got a father in the hall of fame who is just as famous as Boy George.  Funny, when I saw Dorit with the clips earlier, I thought they were there to keep her hair in place before going on the stage.  Wrong.  And then I thought was that some sort of 'glamorous' robe with shoulder pads. 

I have no doubt that Tom wanted any part of Erika's book and refused to be interviewed about it.  As for her mother, I don't know.  But yeah, weird.  Speaking of weird, Dorit reinvented history by trying to sell that weird means mad.  Sorry, no, Dorit.  And you failed at selling that spin.

Not feeling LR's wig.

I didn't understand that whole conversation about whether Erika's Mom read the book.  I mean, doesn't she talk to her Mom?  Wouldn't her Mom have called her and told her that she is reading/has read it?  Isn't that what a Mom would do?  Something isn't right there.  I haven't read the book or heard anything about it, so I wonder if there is some things in there that her Mom wasn't happy about being published?  

Oh - and on the fashion - the purple ladies couch is not working for me.  I usually don't mind the bling, but Erika's dress looked terrible (I HATE, HATE, HATE those super plunging necklines that barely hold in someone's breasts), and LVP's dress was not flattering in color, style or fashion.  She obviously wasn't wearing a bra, and her breasts looked droopy, and the sparkly sequins were reflecting funny on her neckline, making it look extremely crepe-y, wrinkled and her chest area looked flushed.  Dorit, as everyone said, looked like she was wearing a bathrobe -  not even her own, because it was way too overwhelming for her petite shape.

10 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

So we’ve discussed Dorit’s wayward earring—how about Erika’s? She looked like she had a Swarovski-ed out Bluetooth headset on. Waiting for a call from Mikey, no doubt. 

 

I actually really, really loved Erika's ear cuff and the matching ring she had on - wonder if they are real diamonds or crystals (not that I could afford either one, probably!!)  ;-)

[janie2002]

Erikas attitude towards Andy was off, she was very cunty. No sense of humor, she normally does this Giraldi act. It's so telling her loved ones haven't read her book

Rina is still vile, she just does it in her talking heads. She takes every chance to diss lvp. I don't get the insta stories making fun of how lvp looked season 1, they all looked unpolished at first. Rina with her deformed lips shouldn't make fun of anyone looks. 

[Jel]

In the 90s, the Wonderbra was a big thing, and it's two main jobs were push up, shove over. Now, the look appears to be boobs that can't get away from each other fast enough. 

[Drumpf1737]

36 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

  37 minutes ago, snarts said:

Erika acts like she has popsicle up her ass. Why is she acting so cunty toward Andy?

For all the reasons we talk about here...he's the biggest shit stirrer of them all. 

[Tress]

20 minutes ago, Jel said:

"Meh, I don't care who Teddi's dad is -- those are his accomplishments, not hers."

You know, I really do like Teddi - the fact that her dad is John Couger Mellencamp doesn't affect me at all  - because, truthfully,  I thought that he sucked - I couldn't stand his music.

(Not to be a bitterbug about it, but seriously.)

Amen

 

[Duke2801]

22 minutes ago, Jel said:

Meh, I don't care who Teddi's dad is -- those are his accomplishments, not hers.

(Not to be a bitterbug about it, but seriously.)

I’m confused by this comment. Was she trying to take credit for his accomplishments?