S22.E12: After the Final Rose

[econ07]

1 minute ago, emjohnson03 said:

What's everyone's bets before Lauren sees what a douchenozzle Arie is?

Five months? A Year? 

6 months after he breaks it off and she stops trying to figure out what she did wrong.

[dizzyd]

I'm not looking forward to what looks like another  engagement live on camera in a few minutes. So how long are we giving them. Anyone calling all the way like the Mesnicks?

[Armchair Critic]

He will lose interest in her after they do the morning shows and talk show rounds...

[SallyAlbright]

Harrison: "Lauren, I can't even imagine what must be going through your head right now."

Lauren: "Me either."

 

She just makes it way too easy.

[Stan39]

I hope the people saying Lauren was blameless in this are paying attention. She clearly didn't care about talking to another woman's fiance and telling him she's available. And she can't even bother to consider that there's more going on here. She just thinks this is the part of the show where everyone cheers the Bachelor and his final rose. 

[chocolatine]

CH: "Lauren, I can't imagine what's going through your head right now"

Lauren: "Yeah, me neither."

I rewound and turned on CC to make sure I heard that right, and that's really what she said.

ETA: @SallyAlbright beat me to it.

Edited March 7, 2018 by chocolatine

[nutty1]

2 minutes ago, emjohnson03 said:

What's everyone's bets before Lauren sees what a douchenozzle Arie is?

Five months? A Year? 

I say they’ll be done by the Bachelorette finale in July!

[Ripley68]

Translate; I talked her out of watching cause I don’t want her to see what an ass hat I am.  

Loved the silence after Lauren said something mushy, chris expected applause and all it was cricjets

[Mu Shu]

4 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Anyone else yell at the tv “Hell yeah” and take a swig of wine when Arie whined that it was easy to sit at home and judge?

YES!  And I was juvenile and mean enough to judge him and call him needledyk.

fucking loser. 

[escatefromny]

Watching  Arie and Lauren is like watching two 13 year olds, they are both terribly immature and shallow.  They are as infuriating as any teenager out there.  (Who but a teenager would say waiting a month and a half was sooooo long?!?!?)

Also, Chris Harrison needs to STFU about all hate he is getting.

Edited March 7, 2018 by escatefromny

[nutty1]

They talk on the phone 3 hours a day?! I want to listen to one of those calls. 

[bosawks]

Why do I think a three hour conversation between these two consists of probably twenty words tops.

[JD5166]

DONE onto BH housewives! I do not love this “love story”?

[kazza]

Lauren might be a nice person for all we know, but that little close lipped smile she gives makes her seem smug and pretentious.

Arie looked utterly pathetic while Becca was speaking. I'm with whoever upstream questioned how anyone ever thought he was hot.

Becca is amazing. Calm, rational questions. Completely taking the high road. The classy high five after CH mentioned matching the donation. Who cares if any of this was staged. She's quality. For her sake I hope she doesn't do the Bachelorette. There is no way she is going to be single unless by choice.

This group of woman has been especially beautiful and articulate, I think. Sadly, they ended up with Arie.

WHAT DO THEY TALK ABOUT FOR 3 HOURS A DAY?! 

[dbell1]

Oh look, another proposal. Guess Kendall is next on his speed dial.

[FlyingEgret]

Is it the same ring or not?  From certain angles it looks like it...

[SallyAlbright]

Aww, sociopaths in love. Vomit. Bekah's face was perfect. 

Edited March 7, 2018 by SallyAlbright

[CindyBee]

That proposal made me want to hurl.  But Bekah's face was perfect!!

[Stan39]

1 minute ago, nutty1 said:

They talk on the phone 3 hours a day?! I want to listen to one of those calls. 

No you don't. 

[b2H]

A repeat of the engagement from a couple weekends ago?

big deal.  Still give it five weeks.

[Armchair Critic]

We realize you know how to propose Arie, but will you actually walk down the aisle? 

Now they are going to fill the last half hour with Bachelorette dreck, oh Becca don't do it!

[saber5055]

Harrison: I did not see that coming.

Me: Bullshit, Harrison.

*crowd applaudes*

Me: Puke.

I still want to know if that's Becca's reject ring.

[KLovestoShop]

22 minutes ago, Witchz said:

I have a question about Arie - not sure if its already been covered but does he live at home with his parents? Why not his own place? 

No.  His mom and Dad live in a subdivision called Firerock Estates in the town of Fountain Hills, Arizona.  The family also owns a condo near downtown Phoenix, where I guess he lives. Both properties are up for sale, with his parent’s place listed for $1.2 million.  It’s been on the market for over 300 day’s, and Arie Jr is supposedly the listing agent for both properties.  They are the only properties he’s listed, so he’s not doing much in real estate.  I used to live in a subdivision right across the main road, Shea Blvd. from Firerock Estates—-we were in the low end subdivision   

Lets face it.  This shitfest is exactly what ABC wanted.  The franchise has been failing for a long time, but you could just see the glee in CH’s face when he said the ratings have been huge. 

[Mu Shu]

Well that was a dry, tasteless shit sandwich they just served up.

Edited March 7, 2018 by Mu Shu

[EllenB]

I hope Becca didn't have to watch that damn proposal from backstage.  Ugh.  I was listening for vomit sounds.

[b2H]

I hope Becca has already left the building.  This should have been her.

[Armchair Critic]

Now we can see the clapping must have come from Arie's family

[dbell1]

I was right, his family was there! Totally figured that's who was applauding him. :/

[huahaha]

5 minutes ago, emjohnson03 said:

What's everyone's bets before Lauren sees what a douchenozzle Arie is?

Five months? A Year? 

I actually think they'll stay together. Arie is baby-desperate.

Wait... that was a different engagement ring, right? Please be a different ring.

[bosawks]

Way to read a room Arie.

[alexa]

He was so stupid to do that proposal. How can that be romantic when he just had one with another woman and dumped her. No one in the audience actually likes them. Wouldn’t it be better if they did this when he actually meant it?

[Stan39]

Talk about not taking the temperature of the room. Seriously, those two are so delusional and out of touch with reality. The fact that they thought it was a good idea to get engaged (and you could tell Lauren was in on it) right after last night is incredible. These two deserve each other. 

[yorklee2]

Sorry show. Too much too soon. He blindsides Becca one night and proposes to the one he left her for the next. Yeah hard to be happy for this asshole. Not buying this "fairytale". 

[alexa]

They have actually made me like Jason and Molly. At least they took time to make the relationship work. 

[b2H]

The two of them together just edge into the normal range on the low side of normal intelligence.  And absolutely no sense of decency for the person they both hurt.

[Mabinogia]

4 minutes ago, KLovestoShop said:

They are the only properties he’s listed, so he’s not doing much in real estate.

Haha, so his big fancy real estate job is basically just selling his parents home and the home his parents own that he's been living in? hahahahah, oh Lauren, you picked a winner there. hahahahahahaha

[b2H]

NO!!!!!!

[SallyAlbright]

Harrison "I take that job very serious."

This show is murdering the English language. 

[Mu Shu]

Why was this asshole breathing like Michael Meyers when he rolled up to Lauren’s house, BTW?  That was creepy.  

[bosawks]

Enjoy the free food, the free clothes and the free trips, Becca, everything else take with a grain of salt.

[dizzyd]

Ooh they're bringing out some guys?

[chocolatine]

8 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Is it the same ring or not?  From certain angles it looks like it...

It looks the same to me too. I wouldn't put that past Arie since I'm sure the show wasn't going to pay for a second Neil Lane ring.

[Wings]

10 minutes ago, nutty1 said:

They talk on the phone 3 hours a day?! I want to listen to one of those calls. 

LOL!  Or maybe not.  

[Mabinogia]

She got a hand me down fiancé, why not a hand me down ring to go with it. 

[Kendra143]

Such lukewarm applause - I love it. I think it is Arie’s family clapping.  I love baby Bekah. ??

[dbell1]

I expected Becca, but I was hoping she would run in the other direction.

This show owes her the best locations possible, the nicest wardrobe, the biggest salary, and some JPs and Ryan Sutters. 

Loving the lady pile on the couch. This is what I tune in for.

Edited March 7, 2018 by dbell1
Because Salary is much different than the biggest salad.

[Superpole2000]

I have zero sympathy for Becca. If getting dumped post-proposal on TV is not enough to push you away from this franchise then you're just a weirdo and deserve all of the crap this franchise can throw your way.

Also, she will probably be a dud.

[BuckeyeLou]

Awww....I like seeing all the girls running up on stage & supporting Becca...she is just one of the girls...love it

[Armchair Critic]

They are bringing out some male contestants......

[Mu Shu]

Why the guys?  To show Arie how beady eyed and decrepit he looks next to some virile dudes?