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  1. Competitor at home: "Hey, Pops, I'm gonna try out for American Ninja Warrior." Pops: "Uh-huh." <continues reading newspaper> Competitor on TV: "I'm doing this for my DADDY!!! It means everything to him!!!" <sobs uncontrollably>
  2. EllenB

    The Bachelorette in the Media

    Wow, that sounds awful. Ben Higgins was a huge snoozefest on his season.
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    S15.E10: Week 10

    I have watched this show, and The Bachelor, for many years, and not once did I ever think the lead would or should be a role model (whatever the hell that self-righteous-sounding term means) for anyone. What a ridiculous concept! And what a ridiculous burden to saddle anyone on this show with.
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    S15.E10: Week 10

    Luke, is that you? I'm thinking he might have signed up here along with Twitter.
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    S15.E10: Week 10

    To bad TPTB didn't send Hannah Hot Mess and Lordier-than-the-Lord Luke to Lesbos instead of Santorini. His fundamentalist head would have exploded when a local resident introduced them to the works of Sappho. A lot of time would have been saved, and it would have been less messy to clean his brain goo off the pavement than go through that excruciatingly long exit scene.
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    S15.E10: Week 10

    Luke's like dog shit on a heavily-treaded shoe. IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of, and the stench lingers forever. I wonder if he's got ropes in his basement for his future wife. Boy is freakin' insane.
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    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    Well, who'da thunk Boring Ben would have had so much action going on? I barely remember his season because it was such a snoozefest. I guess they can't send Hannah B to BIP this season? She'd be a perfect horny trainwreck for that show.
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    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    I didn't like born-again-virgin Sean too much during his season, but he has grown on me since - and he's gotten pretty damn hot. Did Tyler's father keep referring to her as "Hannah B" every time he mentioned her? Wonder if it was a bit of snark after her bellowink at himp like, like if he was rilly rilly feeple or sumpthink.
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    Season 15: Speculation and Spoilers

    Oh, for Pete's sake, there's no way the families don't know they're being filmed for The Bachelor. Besides the staging and camera set-ups, they have to do blocking for the camera for every shot - don't know if they use the real couple or stand-ins. Plus they have to sign their lives away for legal ass-covering. The only way a family member wouldn't know is if they woke up from a heavy coma during filming. And Fleiss would be all over that for the weep factor. Jeb or whatever the hell his name is: "Aunt Louella's ALIVE, I tell you! Hallelujah! Praise the Looorrrrd!". Hannah: "I, like, thought she was, like, sleepink! Let me, like, get in tharr ent SMAHLLL et her!"
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    Season 15: Speculation and Spoilers

    I remember when people clamored for Jake to be the Bachelor, and how that turned out. Maybe it's better that we keep our current opinions of Tyler as a personable hottie, and not be disillusioned.
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    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    "Brad did that and caught all kinds of hate. But then, he DID get a second go at being The Bach, so there's that." I thought Brad was the most sincere Bachelor, at least in his first season. He really seemed torn up about not being able to commit to someone. Plus, he was an actual adult, and not some goofy man-boy. And he was hot.
  12. Was Grants younger brother there? I've always enjoyed seeing their interactions.
  13. I was asking myself the same thing, with the same DGAF result.
  14. EllenB

    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    How many months has this shit been going on? It feels like at least half a year.
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    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    At least she didn't try it on Tyler's sick - and portly - father. Oh, the humanity!
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