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  1. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Two words: Sean Lowe This is hee-larious! While I'm more familiar with the teachings of Shower Jesus, Windmill Jesus is all about fucking anyone and everyone as many times as you want, even if you have a husband. Windmill Jesus is also fine with swearing or, more accurately, cussing up a storm so every other word has to be bleeped out on national tv. Windmill Jesus will also love you if you flash obscene gestures that have to be blurred on national tv. Yessir, Windmill Jesus really loves Hannah, she does all the things he's fine with. Windmill Jesus will still love her when she goes bat-shit crazy and kills someone. Hannah in her jail cell: "Jesus loves me." You don't have to look THAT closely. @GracieK, one thousand likes to your posts.
  2. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Is someone a stalker if the producers of the show you signed a contract to be on tell you to do something, provide transportation, rooms, meals and so forth in order for that person to fulfill a scripted role? Gee, I don't know. I don't feel sorry for Hannah in the least. She's not a good person. And I meant my previous post about her making a purse out of Luke's face. Girl is bat-shit. She'd make life hell for any dude she ropes, unless the guy is a milque toast who likes to be bossed around. And told how to do everything. And never do it good enough. There are guys like that out there. I just don't care if Hannah ever finds one.
  3. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    None of them could love Hannah more than she loves herself. *sigh* Luke didn't even get a going-away backpack.
  4. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Either that or it was his slick way of getting out of being suspected of effing Hannah on national tv, whether he did or not, and having to listen to that for the rest of his life. Dude escaped totally clean. He has good self-preservation skills. Not sure I would call it respecting Hannah -- it's more like respecting Tyler.
  5. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Hannah believes love is unconditional. Meaning if she wants to fuck around, that's okay. Jesus and her husband will still love her. Luke, you escaped with your life. Too bad he doesn't realize it.
  6. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Well, Peter just got busted on national tv. I hope that condom didn't.
  7. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Oh, Luke, the look on your face. You are lookink at the reaaal Hannah now. You want that crazy woman ragging at you for eternity? Get OUT! GET OUT NOW! Escape before she cuts your face off and makes a purse out of it.
  8. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    I'm 100 percent Team Luke. He said if Hannah had slept with the other guys, he'd be out of there. Hannah won't let that drop, she had to make it to be all about her, that he's judging her, that he's telling her what she can or can't do. Why not just say, "Okay Luke, you're out of here." THAT is exactly what he said, not all that Hannah made-up me-me-me-it's-all-about-me bull cr*p. Hannah didn't hear a single word Luke said. Because I am on Team Luke, I'm all for him to escape and live another day without that harpy screeching at him day and night. God, she is so LIKE AWFUL.
  9. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Some guys want dozens and dozens of kids. So there's that to consider. I read that as "... but she is an off fuck."
  10. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Ouch! Someone kicked Luke in the shin. Had to be Jed. Luke also has a tat on his wrist. It looks like WWE! But maybe it's WWJD.
  11. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Ha ha ha ! Even Jed gets a going-away backpack.
  12. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    The show is SO EXHAUSTING. I miss the good old days when it was fun and had laughs and wasn't The Most Drah Mat Ick season evah. And so after all that, she give Jed the FS card. Oh gah. Now they're all happy and giddy thinking about overnight sex. LOL at the difference between Jed's FS super-plush gigantic room, Peter's tiny block-wall windmill room and Tyler's boat that was so bad we didn't even get to see the inside. Oh, show, sometimes you are so obvious.
  13. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    So I guess it's Peter in the Windmill (with the Candlestick!).
  14. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    And all I could think when he said that was, Jed's the one who is bad for you. So listen to the man and send his ass home.
  15. saber5055

    S15.E10: Week 10

    Wow, this Jed guy is a Major Dick. All of a sudden I feel sorry for Hannah having wasted all her time on this show. I hope she gets some good going-away prizes.
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