S06.E06: See You Next Tuesday

[OnceSane]

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Ariana's role in releasing Jax's scandalous audio recording leads to a fight with Sandoval; Scheana and Katie declare a truce; at SUR, James hustles to make sure his first DJ event is a success; Lala bonds with Billie, the new hostess.

[ivygirl]

Peter, sitting there all, “Am I really here? I’m getting too old for this” = winning the first quarter. 

Runner up: Ariana with “We literally have ALL the artichoke dip.”

Other than that, these dudes can miss me with the “oooh, they are SO horrible playing that audio.” Excuse me, *Jax* is the one who was a dirty cheater? *Who* has the bad judgment?

Edited January 16, 2018 by ivygirl

[bosawks]

The artichoke dip is more coherent than these people and it’s relationship with Jell-O shot is much healthier.

[Christi]

Now I need artichoke dip?

[Emmeline]

I just have to say that I have never been a fan of James in previous seasons but this go round he is much more appealing and funny.  That was a hoot when he said he took the voice recording off of Faith’s phone.  

Adriana and Lala took a less than opportune time to tell Brittany.  It could have waited.  These people drink like they are at a frat party when some of them are pushing 40.

Oh Lord, we are subject to Patrick again.  At the restaurant, Katie looked like she was wearing nurses shoes.  No offense to any nurses out there.  I know your running around on your feet all day and they are expected.

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[ticklemepink]

I remember when I first asked someone to tell me what “gaslighting” meant. Little did they know that all they needed to do was show me the scene between Brittany and Jax in the kitchen. 

 

Schwartz is such a beta. How embarrassing.

[dosodog]

20 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

Peter, sitting there all, “Am I really here? I’m getting too old for this” = winning the first quarter. 

Runner up: Ariana with “We literally have ALL the artichoke dip.”

Other than that, these dudes can miss me with the “oooh, they are SO horrible playing that audio.” Excuse me, *Jax* is the one who was a dirty cheater? *Who* has the bad judgment?

Peter!  Staying awesome with 15 second appearances.

Eff off Vanderpump men.  You have gotten away with lying for each other, forever.  While I'm not necessarily on board with the gang of women on a regular basis, I'm Team Vanderpump women this episode.

James is an 11 year old girl.

Sandavol on the trumpet.....and I'm out.  For the next 5 minutes or so.

[ivygirl]

James, it’s not super hard to pack a restaurant waiting area when cameras are involved. Don’t pat yourself on the back TOO hard yet. LOL

Edited January 16, 2018 by ivygirl

[Fiero425]

12 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

James, it’s not super hard to pack a restaurant waiting area when cameras are involved. Don’t pat yourself on the back TOO hard yet. LOL

We'll see how long it lasts! He started all the drama being his usual juvenile self! It's Faith's fault for even telling James she had the recording! She doesn't make herself look good in any respect; the cheating with a BFF's BF or recording the aftermath just to cause trouble! She should burn just as much as JAX! ;-)

Edited January 16, 2018 by Fiero425

[bosawks]

What did Miles Davis ever Do to Tom to deserve that?

[ivygirl]

Brittany, Tammy Wynette is no longer with us. You don’t have to “stand by your man,” especially if that guy is Jax.

[Fiero425]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

Brittany, Tammy Wynette is no longer with us. You don’t have to “stand by your man,” especially if that guy is Jax.

Well Jax was on WWHL a couple weeks ago so they're still together unless he's still lying! Heaven knows it's easy for him! ;-)

[whydoievencare]

Yes Jax, it IS all you.

[rideashire]

I've got zero sympathy for Brittney anymore.

I used to think she was a sweet and smart woman and way too good for Jax but maybe these crazy kids might make it anyway despite him being a complete douche. But now? Now? I feel like she's just as dumb as he is. Don't complain if and when he cheats again, you know it's coming, girl.

Edited January 16, 2018 by rideashire

[bosawks]

Tom’s panicked face totally looked like his inner monologue was, “Does obtuse mean fat!?!?!”

[Fiero425]

1 minute ago, rideashire said:

I've got zero sympathy for Brittney anymore.

I used to think she was a sweet and smart woman and way too good for Jax but maybe these crazy kids might make it anyway despite him being a complete douche. But now? Now? I feel like she's just as dumb as he is. Don't complain if he and when he cheats again, you know it's coming, girl.

Anyone who trusts JAX is a special kind of stupid! The man looks people right in the eye and lies! Even Trump has "tells" when he lies! JAX has no conscience! He will FK over his own mother; does he have one? I haven't heard him mention her IIRC! ;-)

[zenme]

I know it's Jax's fault for cheating, but Brittanny just disgusts me for continually putting up with  his bullshit At this point she deserves everything she gets with Jax. She's pathetic.

Edited January 16, 2018 by zenme

[itsadryheat]

Gaslighting, sociopath Jax is no longer entertaining to watch.  Time to move to the ID channel Jax.

[Ubiquitous]

Yeah, telling Brittany and playing the audio of Jax at the party when she was drunk was acstupid idea, but I think they knew she was have a cow and make a scene. So why did Faith make that recording in the first place?

It's a good thing Lala has something else she does with her mouth with some competence ... speaking of which, it was brilliant of DJ Muppet Baby to add a wink-wah sound to his music!

Brittany is only staying with Jax b/c she's a fame whore. Who the hell calls her mother on speaker phone ob Jax with him in the same room?

I enjoy watching Schemer contorting herself to make her new rebound look good.

Speaking of which, nice to see Stassi's douchebag bf again. (Not)

[Jets4274]

I find James and Lala to be highly entertaining.  Much easier to watch than their first seasons on the show.  Think I'm willing to excuse them more for their behavior because they're still in their 20's and are essentially children vs. the rest of the cast (not including Brittany) .  Don't know if Lala writes her own lines for the talking heads sequences or not but they're hilarious.  And James does have some musical talent as does Lala - more than others on the show (Scheana).  Like the See You Next Tuesday name - of course Lisa knew and cleared it beforehand.  She's one of the exec producers.  

It's like some Saved By The Bell shit happening on this show on the regular but it is reality TV.  Jax is a walking STD.  Acted like he was on some stuff other than alcohol at the party.  Brittany is a damn fool for staying with him.  Sandoval is delusional.  He's not a bad guy but whether it's his trumpet playing or sexuality, he doesn't see himself as others do.  Have never heard of so many man crushes, professed by selves or significant others, in one show.   

Edited January 16, 2018 by Jets4274

[jaync]

I kind of didn't want this episode to end.

LOL at the "See You Next Tuesday" chyron...directly followed by Scheana walking into SUR. 

Faith has to show her skeeze ass again before the season ends, right?

[WhosThatGirl]

Seriously.. what is Faiths endgame here? I’m.. confused about what she wants at the end of all this. 

[psychoticstate]

Boy, the editing monkeys love Flat Iron, don't they?  We hear FI tell us how playing his instrument (he he) means so much to him, it's his expression, etc. and then we hear the dolphins crying (thank you, Lala.)  Oh, FI.  I really love you.

Can The Nugget ever admit when she's wrong?  She was WRONG to bring that recording to Brittany's attention during the party.  Come on!  She and Lala both knew that Brittany would freak out and play it for everyone (goal accomplished.) 

And they all need to stop blaming being wasted on their chucklefuck actions. Stop drinking like a sailor on leave celebrating his 21st birthday!   Honestly, my liver cries every Monday just looking at the alcoholic spreads these dipshits put out.  

Maybe it's just me but what Jen Bush said didn't sound like what Scheana reported Rob said.  Scheana is a delusional nitwit. 

So Brittany wants to make it work with Jax?  Shocker.  He's cheated multiple times and told Faith that he has zero interest in kids and marrying Brittany . . . and yet she wants to work at it?  WTF?   She wants to get married, he's said to everyone but her and her mother that he doesn't want to.  Get a clue, girl.  She's either codependent, in it for the fame and/or doesn't want to leave LA so Jax is her ticket.  

Where is Kristen when you need her?  She needs to stomp herself over to that apartment and lay into Brittany's idiotic self.  

James' little giggles and guilty looking faces while talking to his "queen" Lisa about his "See You Next Tuesday" marketing ploy was gold.  What the hell has happened that he's become my favorite chucklefuck this season? 

No pushing for Taco Bell tonight?  Bummer.

2 minutes ago, WhosThatGirl said:

Seriously.. what is Faiths endgame here? I’m.. confused about what she wants at the end of all this. 

Her place in the starting credits?  Her shot at whatever STD Jax is carrying around?  A chunky sweater?

[RedDelicious]

Lala is gorgeous without makeup.

[TattleTeeny]

1 hour ago, Emmeline said:

I just have to say that I have never been a fan of James in previous seasons but this go round he is much more appealing and funny.  That was a hoot when he said he took the voice recording off of Faith’s phone.  

With you. I confess, I love him now!

[RedDelicious]

But seriously though, where is the guidance?  I'll be damned if MY mother would support me continuing to date someone who so blatantly cheated on me and disrespected me like that!!  Jax doesn't respect anyone, especially not the girl who keeps coming back to him.  Here's an inspirational quote for you B: If someone makes you think they don't care about you, listen to them.  They don't.

They're all trash.  Brittney, her mother and Jax.  

[hoosier80]

Anyone who is not a famewhore would have shown Jax the door at the first instance regarding cheating.  He's a known serial cheater.  He lies as easily as he breathes.  The little conversation where he tries to blame Brittney for yelling at him?  Please, bye.  His shit would've been on the street.  I would've had all his shit packed the next time he left, and changed the locks.  When he came around drunk, banging on the door, which you know he would have done, called the police.  But no, Brittany thinks he is her ticket to fame, so she's not leaving him (yet).

Scheana is delusional.  She's making this guy into such a perfect person, when no, he's not.  He's clearly not that into her either.  What does she talk about - other than herself?  Oh, maybe smack talk about other cast members.  

[mbaywife123]

Did Jax just get Brittneyied?

[Jezebel97]

Did we know beforehand that Britney’s mother was married four times?!? 

Have no sympathy for Brittney

Not only is Jax gaslighting Brittney, he also shut off the AC on her

Enjoying Lala & James

Sheana is more than ever a delusional self centered idiot

I love artichoke dip

[NeverLate]

I do hope Scheana gets her comeuppance regarding her Rob.! It's going to eat away at her..

Love Lala, Love James

Really glad Ariana  and Tom made up

Stassi, you are your friends, no better, no worse

Carter looks like he has a porn moustache, just keep Kristen in the background, thanks! 

Lvp is so great with the girls..

[mbaywife123]

Good grief Jax is lord "Valtreximort". Why would anyone want to swap fluids with him is beyond me!

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[ticklemepink]

Tom Schwartz is a battered wife....and his husband is Jax.

 

Seeing James run out of the apartment made me laugh for a minute straight.

[Misslindsey]

I cracked up at Sandoval playing the trumpet. It was so ridiculous that it struck me as way funnier than it probably was. I loved James and Lala's reactions to it. Sadly, that was the most entertaining part of the episode for me. It feels like I see the same storylines over and over. It is like same shit different season with all these idiots.

[mbaywife123]

Was James wearing M.C. Hammer pants as he scurried away from the "happy"house warming?

[Deputy Deputy CoS]

I used to pity her when I though Brittany was Jax' victim but she's morphed into active participant. I hate her almost as much as I hate Jax now. Women like her, greedy opportunists, embolden sociopaths like Jax. Jax could fuck her mother in their bed and she'll still take him back. It was pathetic when I thought she was being taken advantage of, now I think it is sick.

Stassi, yes your friends are a reflection of who you are. You care too much about this Patrick's opinion of you. I never thought she was insecure until this season.

Both Katie and Ariana are too good for the Toms. They should hook up.

[goofygirl]

LVP MUST be getting some extra $$$ FROM THE STATE OF California for keeping these dunces all together in one area!  I've never seen so many dumbasses all together at one time as at the "housewarming" party. I'm surprised they didn't set the damn place on fire when they heard the word"houseWARMING'

[hoodooznoodooz]

Jax throws phone.

Schwartz: Is that my phone? Hey, I need that.

Jax: Shut up, Tom. It's my phone.

Schwartz: Jax, just so you know--

Jax: It's my phone, Tom!

Schwartz: I'm getting it for you, dude.

 

I know that they showed us this a million times in previews, but it really makes me laugh.

[rho]

I zoned out during all of that phone recording nonsense because I couldn't get past that rat tail on Lala's neck. Please explain

[Brooke0707]

I thought Jax looked really disappointed when Britney told him she was giving him another chance. Like there could be a thought bubble over his head: “just what do I need to do to this girl to get her to leave??!”

Love James and Lala this season, especially James. He cracked me up when he summarized the Brittany/Jax fight. And Lala just seems to be nice and she has good one liners.

Schaena is terrible. So self involved. And it’s a shame what she’s done to her face.

I feel bad for Stassi. She is so insecure when it comes to Patrick. And he is so douchey.

Kristen is basically being phased out. It makes me sad. I miss crazy Kristen, although I guess she’s in a much healthier, non entertaining place now.

[yourmomiseasy]

5 hours ago, Christi said:

Now I need artichoke dip?

Last night my stepmom made me dinner by bringing me a plate of crackers and artichoke dip and a glass of wine.  I didn't complain.

 

4 hours ago, Fiero425 said:

Anyone who trusts JAX is a special kind of stupid! The man looks people right in the eye and lies! Even Trump has "tells" when he lies! JAX has no conscience! He will FK over his own mother; does he have one? I haven't heard him mention her IIRC! ;-)

Jax's mother has been on the show.

 

James made me laugh so hard when he shouted something about White Kanye being back at SUR while he was DJing -- and a few other times, but I can't remember the exact details.  He's actually pretty funny when he's not being a drunken asshole.  We're talking Camille Grammer levels of image makeover.

I still hate feminist icon/semi-reformed prostitute Lala.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Mmmm, Lala is quite the shit-stirrer, eh?  But she's really good at it.  Bravo, Lala!  Quite entertaining!

When Lala stood up, screaming something about standing up to men, I nearly peed in my pants laughing.  Really, Lala, you were killing me this ep.  I guess you forgot, hun, you're the sex slave of some rich producer dude?  We didn't forget, but keep it up, Lala -- me likey!

Did James look particularly skinny & scrawny in this ep?  When he was leaving the screaming chucklefuck girls, he looked like he had a dump in his pants.  Awesome!  Oh man, he & Lala were killing it this ep.

Lala without the hooker makeup?  Wow, she really is a gorgeous gal!

So maybe Jax really isn't attracted to Brit anymore.  BFD!  So why is he still with her?  That's what I don't get.  Are Bravo producers forcing them to stay together?

[ScoobieDoobs]

23 minutes ago, yourmomiseasy said:

I still hate feminist icon/semi-reformed prostitute Lala.

I can't believe how fickle I am on Lala, but I really liked her in this ep -- in spite of hating her guts previously.  Her attitude toward the new transgender hostess was really great.  I loved it!

Why do I wanna punch douchebag Patrick in the face (and really hard) every time the cam pulls in tight to his smug mug?  Ew.  Ugh, that awful man-bun is also worth a good hard punch.

Anyone notice Sandoval's clothes were even more horrible & uglier than the shit he usually wears?  God, you are seriously untalented, FI.  Even more than Schemer.  Didn't think that was possible.  But yes, it is.

[rideashire]

1 hour ago, Brooke0707 said:

I thought Jax looked really disappointed when Britney told him she was giving him another chance. Like there could be a thought bubble over his head: “just what do I need to do to this girl to get her to leave??!”

I saw that too. I think his thought bubble read something like this: "Challenge accepted."

 

There's something so fundamentally wrong with Jax that I sometimes wonder if he had a totally fucked childhood or some sort of traumatic experience that warped his brain. Odds are he's just a garden variety poster boy for therapy and std treatments, but it's almost so weird that I lean toward thinking okay...but why?

But that might be just me trying to find a reason where there is none, only because I'm not sure I've seen someone this legitimately nuts, self sabotaging and without empathy before on my tv where it wasn't a prime time scripted show.

Edited January 16, 2018 by rideashire

[Teddybear]

16 hours ago, Fiero425 said:

JAX has no conscience! He will FK over his own mother; does he have one? I haven't heard him mention her IIRC! ;-)

Yes and she was sweet and surprisingly normal.  I remember she visited him and LVP even commented that she couldn't believe Jax was her son.   I remember he was joking with them about all the things he stole from Sur.   

I'm surprised Katie wants to be with such a sycophant who really doesn't bring much to the table.  Is it because he's cute?  When he was playing with his hair at the Patrick dinner it reminded me of something a child would do.  

Brittany's mom has been married 4 times??? I wonder if the frosted pink lipstick was present through all of them.  

And OMG Jax's face in the preview when he sees Brittany's mom walk in!!! 

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[ivygirl]

43 minutes ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

I can't believe how fickle I am on Lala, but I really liked her in this ep -- in spite of hating her guts previously.  Her attitude toward the new transgender hostess was really great.  I loved it!

I did kinda wonder how she felt when Lala called her “dude”—but I guess Lala calls everyone “dude.” Still...

[ScoobieDoobs]

Oh no, the homophobic hillbilly mom is back in town.  Will the new trans hostess tell her off?  Or maybe Lala?  Is Lala on fire now or did she have one good ep in her?  Loved the big-eyed reaction from Jax.

There was Ari on WWHL, giving a smuggy, rolling-eyed reaction to the question of whether Rob cheated on Schemer.  Oh no, she said that could never ever have happened.  Sorry, Ari, you smug shit, I don't believe your cover for your pal Schemer for a sec.  No, no, no, no. 

So Satan Andy asked moron Brit if she knew of Jax cheating with anyone else.  Her answer was no, all while giggling uncontrollably, and saying not that she knows of.  Uh, what the fuck?  Sheesh, what an idiot.  Then she said she doesn't depend on Jax & has a job & her own life.  Yeah right, Brit.  Does she think we're idiots (like her)?

[Spiderella2]

This episode was one of my favorites in a long time as well. It was the subtle things, like when Ariana called Sandoval obtuse and you could tell he had no idea what that meant, the fact the James leaked the Faith audio out and blamed it on Ari & Lala, Lala trying to be all Women Empowerment, all the matching jackets, Lisa being a straight up boss as usual (she fired JAMES, had him grovel back to her, gave him a “chance to prove himself”, and had him pack out her lounge and pretty much work for free to prove himself).  She made a ton of money that night in drinks, food, and if there was a door charge. James worked his tush off, even got his friends to pitch in, including Lisa’s own employees. Brilliant business strategy. The money she is paying these idiots, they are giving it right back to her by coming to support James’ event. Lisa does pull those puppet strings. 

Wow, I truly do not have any sympathy for Brittany at this point. She claims to be a strong woman but she reeks desperation. He has her wrapped around his ding dong she doesn’t even know which way is up or down. She is so confused and it just depends on who is talking to her at the moment. Jax truly is a sociopath. He was masterful with his epic levels of manipulation, gaslighting her like a professional. I actually thought she was going to start apologizing to him in that kitchen scene. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t force it to drink. Enough with the pity parties, by taking him back so easily and quickly, you are teaching him that it’s okay for him to treat you like crap. Jax is NO catchy but I do agree, it seemed like he really wanted her to dump him. Buy a clue Brittany, you claim you know you can do better, but you aren’t even trying. His sex can’t be that great to have you so sprung on him like heroin. 

And she has the worst friends. They all want her to dump Jax but no one could be bothered to help her cleanup after that party? I mean, maybe not the night of since you are all so hammered, but none even came by the next day to pitch in for 30 minutes? Wow. If I ever hosted a party for any of my friends or family, they would each pitch in after to help clean up. And you know Jax probably didn’t help, poor girl probably did it all herself. She truly is a glutton for punishment. 

Schmear is such a narcissist. No one was talking about Rob except her. They were all focused on Jax/Brittany or DJ Kennedy and she could not have the spotlight not in her for more than one night. So she starts some drama with her own relationship. And then pulls the victim card that others are the ones gossiping, wow. Delusional much? 

Scheana pulls out this “rumor” and spreads it across the bar herself. She “confronts” Katie, who pretty much told her to take a short walk off a long pier, she then goes to Sandoval, who was being sarcastic and she didn’t even catch it. Then she goes to confront the server Jen, who gave her the truth about Rob’s kissing ways. She chooses to stick her head in the sand. Jen rolled her eyes and laughed in her face. Hehehe, pretty much what I would have done. She was trying to check Jen, but Jen was like, ‘not my business keep me out of it, but if you really want to put me in it, and claim to want the truth, your boyfriend kissed his ex and liked it. Bam!

Looks like next week she is trying to convince everyone to stop talking about the gossip that she started. If he was so PERFECT, he wouldn’t have been making out with his ex, dumbo! Anyway, that will be her karma for how she treated Shay. If you treat your partner like shit, your next partner will treat you like Crap. And all is right in the universe. Classic karmic balance. 

[bichonblitz]

The way Schwartz was falling all over Patrick because he has a real job, is real smart and has his shit together was vomit inducing. Meamwhile, Stassi is sitting there smiling and gloating like she won the lottery with this greasy manbun douche. 

[ivygirl]

4 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

The way Schwartz was falling all over Patrick because he has a real job, is real smart and has his shit together was vomit inducing. Meamwhile, Stassi is sitting there smiling and gloating like she won the lottery with this greasy manbun douche. 

Oh, she DID win the lottery. But it was like, a $5 Scratcher.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Can someone confirm this? I was relying on closed-captioning.

James: I literally just said, why are you letting her talk like that? Because Brittany's a sweetheart.

Brittany: I am a fucking sweetheart, you dumbass motherfucker!