Season 5 Discussion

[Emmeline]

At the beginning of the segment featuring David Poor and Annie, didn’t the screen read, 43 days to wed?  So why would Chris and Nikki already be in town for the wedding?  It just seemed a bit to convenient that they were in town for Annie to run to.  David Poor looks like he could have a mean streak in addition to all his other issues.

It almost brought me to tears seeing Molly’s daughters comfort her.  If she took Luis back she’s dilutional.

I have to confess that I think Evelyn looked really pretty on her wedding day.  She is a pretty girl.

Edited December 18, 2017 by Emmeline
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[Neurochick]

I kind of like Evelyn’s prairie dress.

I know who’s paying for David Pour’s wedding, TLC!

Molly is a damn fool, but she’ll probably marry Luis because she’s not too bright.

Edited December 18, 2017 by Neurochick

[eggsnbacon]

Serious question, what parents wants their child to marry at 18? I would be crying because its a big mistake marrying at 18.

Edited December 18, 2017 by eggsnbacon

[guilfoyleatpp]

Funny how David has zero tears despite the boo-hooing and eye rubbing.

His nose isn't red. His eyes aren't wet. 

Run, Annie.

[PityFree]

Oh, Chris, you are a SUCKER.  I’m guessing you inherited your money because you’re kind of stupid.

[eggsnbacon]

Just now, Neurochick said:

I kind of like Evelyn’s prairie dress.

I know who’s paying for David Pour’s wedding, TLC!

I also like it, because it different than those strapless/halter very common every bride wears them dresses which all look the same in the end.

[PityFree]

 No, David, the most important day of your life is going to be the day you finally divorce Evil-lyn.

ETA: Bad idea to do your own makeup, Evil-lyn. Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

ETA: Why is Evil-lyn’s mom wearing the same dress as Evil-lyn?

Edited December 18, 2017 by PityFree

[lucy711]

I too am not a fan of the white strapless dresses favored by so many brides today, but I also don't like Evelyn's dress.  It doesn't do anything for her figure.  There is a happy middle ground between the strapless look and the nightgown she is wearing.  Evelyn's style is a little eccentric- she has a prairie dress with a 1920s car and what looked like 1980s shoes. 

And yes- what is with Evelyn's mother's dress looking like a wedding gown?

[VioletNevermind]

Nicole and Azan: First of all, I’d like to nominate Nicole’s brother as Episode MVP.  Homeboy was laying down some truths at that dinner.  His comment about how Azan had better find a job was pure gold.  What is he, 15-years-old?  He has more common sense at his tender age than Nicole does.  Runner-up is Nicole’s stepfather for his comment: “You’d better start to focus on your daughter.”  Nicole?  Better start listening to your family (you repugnant dumbass).

Molly and Luis: I feel sorry for Molly as a human being because I feel that she’s a decent person, but it’s hard to have too much sympathy when I see her young daughters comforting her over the breakdown of her ludicrous relationship.  I don’t know when these grown-ass mothers in their 40’s will realize that they should put their kids first.  Nicole is a 24-year-old idiot, but Molly is 41.  There is just no excuse for her behavior.  Maybe it’s time to consider leaving the vacation fuck buddies behind in their own countries and returning to focus on the children.  Just a crazy thought!

David Poor and Annie: Annie, when you hear that your fiancé has cheated on their former spouse and solicited prostitutes, it’s time to pack your bags and head home.  David’s pathetic tears and bullshit excuses about it all being in the past are insulting on every level.  Annie’s comment, “Am I supposed to be happy about these things?” was terribly sad.  I don’t follow any of these folks on social media, so I don’t know if they’re still together, but I hope to God she went home to rebuild her life.

Josh and Aika: These two are in their 30’s and 40’s and there are no young kids involved, so honestly, I really don’t care.

Andrei and Elizabeth: I thought he handled the conversation with Jen’s sister very well.  I suspect that much of their drama is manufactured to plump up their storyline.  Of all the couples, I think these two have the best chance of surviving.

David Spain and Evelyn: Three cheers for Ricardo, providing some much-needed comic relief and spunk in this episode.  David was right to check him for talking smack about his child bride wife-to-be, but still.  Anything that annoys him pleases me.  On another note, Evelyn’s parents sure were smiling from ear-to-ear as their barely-legal daughter prepared to wed.  I would be having a silent stroke in my church pew if it were my daughter, but more power to them.  I hope they’re still smiling when David has had his fill of her hipster, Pinterest lifestyle and files for divorce.

Edited December 18, 2017 by SuzyLee

[kacesq]

Aika's brows distracted me during the scene with Josh's mom.

Raise your hand if you were shocked that Nicole has had May call at least one other guy "daddy."

[eggsnbacon]

Its  sweet to see how much Josh's mom likes Aika. Poor lady knows he will probably screw it up. 

[Gigglepuff]

Aww....I'm so liking mom Josh. 

[DVDFreaker]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Aww....I'm so liking mom Josh. 

Me too and the stepdad since he is blunt with Joshua 

[Bnwcat]

Why was Josh wearing jeans at his wedding??

Josh's mom was very sweet. I did find myself hoping they will be happy- I'm a sucker for weddings.

Not a fan of Evelyn's dress.

I'm very happy Molly and Luis are finished.

[peaceknit]

13 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

I too am not a fan of the white strapless dresses favored by so many brides today, but I also don't like Evelyn's dress.  It doesn't do anything for her figure.  There is a happy middle ground between the strapless look and the nightgown she is wearing.  Evelyn's style is a little eccentric- she has a prairie dress with a 1920s car and what looked like 1980s shoes. 

And yes- what is with Evelyn's mother's dress looking like a wedding gown?

I think she was wearing her mother's 1980's Gunne Sax wedding dress. 

Does Josh have top teeth? I haven't seen him smile with his teeth yet. 

[poeticlicensed]

May and the iPad are killing me. Do any humans attempt to communicate with her? And I loved how she had no idea how she was going to support Azan. 

Molly gmafb you are 41, grow up. He was a terrible choice. 

Once I got got past mom josh's Sally o'Malley cougar looks, I liked what she had to say. 

David Poor can have many seats. Annie isn't allowed to be upset when she finds out that david cheated with prostitutes? What does he have on chris that chris continues to support him financially ? And I want to know what motivated him to wear big boy clothes for once. 

Omg Aika's dress. No words. 

Edited December 18, 2017 by poeticlicensed

[Teddybear]

How is David Poor sponging off his friend a way to show he's "reinvented" himself?  What a loser.  

[Neurochick]

I believe TLC is paying for the wedding.  They got a load of David’s daughter and thought, “whoa drama!”

It’s an episode of Say Yes To The Dress!

David’s card was declined, what a surprise.....Not!  And Annie was happy to have Nikki pay for the dress.

[DVDFreaker]

I like Nikki, she is sweet for buying Annie's dress but I just wish Annie would just go back to Thailand and find someone much better than David

[Frozendiva]

David, lousy thing to do giving a card that will not work. The small budget was distasteful enough. Embarrassing your bride?? Having your friend’s wife come to the rescue? She will get her money back. Annie, this is what life is like with the semi grifter.

Josh, do you own dress pants? Your mom may need to step in.

[merylinkid]

27 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

 I don’t know when these grown-ass mothers in their 40’s will realize that they should put their kids first.  Nicole is a 24-year-old idiot, but Molly is 41.  There is just no excuse for her behavior. 

Molly is what Nicole will be in 20 years.  2 kids with different fathers, while proclaiming she puts being a mother first, and going out and scoring yet another man that she expects to be a dad to her kids.   Only difference is Nicole will never have her own successful business because that involves get off her lazy ass and putting effort into something other than feeding her face.

[Adeejay]

No, Molly, No.  What the heck were you thinking?

[Neurochick]

Huh?  They’re married?  When did that happen?

[annewithaneee]

Molly cause a pretty great and inexplicable continuity issue during her meltdown. At some point, towards the end of it (as it was shown to us, anyway), she spackled on a fuckton of foundation as well as some mascara, which made it very clear her "in the moment" interview by the stairs had happened some time prior (or after, I guess). And she appeared to put on that makeup for the sole purpose of staggering back to the couch to mewl and sob with her face covered. And she didn't bother changing out of her hideous outfit, or at least tug something over her shirt so she didn't have the ill-fitting bright white bra on display any more. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised by it because the judgment sector of her brain is clearly non-functioning, but damn was that funny and odd. I like imagining her putting an abrupt pause on her meltdown to put makeup on for 20 or so minutes, just to cry it all off again.

If there was a chyron with his name on it, I missed it, but whichever friend of David Spain it was with the Cesar haircut, strong nose, and deep v tee (more like a worn, wobbly deep u) in the tuxedo shop scene....I want to go to there. So much more appealing than the groom.

[eggsnbacon]

Seriously who marries a 26 year old when they are 41! Girl those regret tears should have came sooner.

[DVDFreaker]

Well, well, so Luis and Molly are actually married, that is a huge mistake! 

[poeticlicensed]

Wait, if they are already married, why are they on 90DF? 

[CoachWristletJen]

Oh, Molly... you idiot! No wonder Luis was so happy to leave. That was his plan all along. Party with his bro.

So Chris is paying for a splashy wedding? What happened to no more handouts?

[Neurochick]

Wait, did they get married before the show began filming?  If they did, what was the purpose of doing the show?  Was it supposed to be publicity for Molly’s business?

[Cherrio]

1 hour ago, Adeejay said:

During Andrei and Jen’s conversation, the word “like” was used 32 times. 

I think their forum should be renamed 'The Likes like the like like you know like like".

[Stripper Glitter]

On 12/10/2017 at 6:03 PM, PityFree said:

ETA:  Someone please explain to me why Molly—the woman who owns a specialty bra fitting shop—is walking around with her white bra hanging out of the back of her open back red shirt. 

Late to the game (I had a school term to finish and finals to take) - but re: the bra. A few months ago a bartender at my favorite sports bar told me that it's "hot" when guys can see a girl's bra. My sister and I both looked at him like - "Oh. Yeah. OK." But maybe it is, for some? And so maybe Molly's taking a page out of that misguided book LOL 

[lovesnark]

54 minutes ago, eggsnbacon said:

Serious question, what parents wants their child to marry at 18? I would be crying because its a big mistake marrying at 18.

None (unless you're a Duggaresque parent who believes your daughter was raised to be a submissive broodmare). I got married at 18 and divorced at 20. As I got older, I felt so horrible for doing that to my parents. But, I was 18 and knew everything!

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Oh, Molly, you stupid, stupid twat

[puppytoes]

I am watching Annie at the bridal store and I noticed she was carrying a Chanel rhinestone boy bag which runs over $5,000.  I am a designer bag connoisseur and own a few purses but Chanel is out of my league.  I have seen enough Chanel’s and it does look real but it could be a good fake.

 

 I am wondering if Nikki loaned her this purse

[kacesq]

That ending reveal of Molly having already married Luis is why I watch train wreck reality shows...but it seemed to me like the producers were really pissed at that revelation.

No wonder why Luis had that grin the entire show...he knew he was golden and Molly had no leverage over him.

[Christina]

Many of the couples marry quickly at the courthouse and get the paperwork started then have their TV wedding. I don't know why the producer was acting so shocked about Molly and Luis being married. Luis said his perfect life (or something similar) would be living in DR with money, and now he probably will have that dream.

[Cherrio]

44 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

1920s car and

Actually it was Ford "Fordor" V-8 (or slightly different model) circa 1933-34.  That particular car was made extremely famous because it was the same kind of car that Bonnie and Clyde were shot in.

[Adeejay]

That Molly and Luis are already married explains a lot.  Molly said that he stopped being affectionate and started ordering her around; he also suggested that she send Kensley to live with her father.  No wonder. He didn't feel the need to impress or be nice to her anymore.  What a jerk!

[greekmom]

Molly – you idiot. The boy is 20 something years old. He’s not here for no kids.   BTW when the producer was talking to Luis, what was with the colours of tape on the floor? And was the producer just pissed off at Molly?  She seemed so mad.

Baby Huey : To answer Brother Thomas of course May called Azan daddy. Of course baby H made May call him daddy.  Man I cannot believe brother Thomas is the voice of reason.  Plus get the shitty ipad Away from her.

David Poor : He looks like the penguin from Batman in that suit. Bhatman is really being a manipulative prick with what he said to Annie and the fake tears. Run Annie.

Josh and Akia – I don’t care except to say wtf is with that dress?  It reminded me of that dress from the Guns & Roses video November Rain.

Evelyn – Laura Ingalls called. She wants her dress back.  Cruella deVille called – she wants her ride back.

Edited December 18, 2017 by greekmom
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[PityFree]

 The most entertaining moment of the night was when Josh‘s mom grabbed Aika’s breasts.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 The most entertaining moment of the night was when Josh‘s mom grabbed Aika’s breasts.

nah. when the producer was super pissed at Molly and scrolling on her phone. Was she looking for a copy of the contract?

[sainte-chapelle]

Why was momma Evelyn wearing the same dress as her? Oh Molly  you stupid woman.

[peaceknit]

17 minutes ago, annewithaneee said:

If there was a chyron with his name on it, I missed it, but whichever friend of David Spain it was with the Cesar haircut, strong nose, and deep v tee (more like a worn, wobbly deep u) in the tuxedo shop scene....I want to go to there. So much more appealing than the groom.

He was hawt!

10 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Wait, did they get married before the show began filming?  If they did, what was the purpose of doing the show?  Was it supposed to be publicity for Molly’s business?

Looks like production wasn't too happy about this turn of events.

[sainte-chapelle]

I think the Andrei drama was highly manufactured. After seeing Andrei and Jen interacting the body language told me they hung out before and they seemed very comfortable around one another.

[heatherchandler]

David Spain’s long-haired friend: “marriage comes for everyone...”  

Ha -that sounds ominous- like the Black Death comes for everyone!!!

[Splithair]

I'm not surprised Molly and Luis were already married. The preview from last week where she said Luis didn't have to go back to the DR was the major clue, and then I started thinking about previous episodes and it all made sense. If they're indeed broken up, I don't know how easy it will be to get an annulment (see Danielle and Mohammed). The difference with Molly is that she has a successful business and nice home that she most likely owns, so divorce might be devastating for her financially. Even with her obvious stupidity during this whole situation, I would hate to see this ruin what she's worked so hard for. 

[grammaester]

ON NO FOLKS THE DUMBASS MOLLY MARRIED the MEERKAT.  Yes, she couldn't wait. It must have been the morning after a black sabbath where the owl presided and all was right with heaven and earth. Seriously, I was cheering when she said he was leaving and then screaming at the tv the last 30 seconds. Her poor daughters. Meerkat was so happy hopping in brothers car going no doubt to "make it rain" dollar bills on some unsuspecting stripper, then followed by some patty cake action in some junked up hotel room with a pay per view. Oh well, the reunion should be epic. 

 

The big YAY for the night was Andrei. For all you haters out there who think he's an abuser, what a mature guy. Actually, I think he is the only person on this show operating with more than 4 brain cells and and a deficit of common sense.  Elizabeth is lucky to have him, girlfriend chose well. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Dear God Aida what in the 80s rock video hell are you wearing?

[grammaester]

31 minutes ago, annewithaneee said:

Molly cause a pretty great and inexplicable continuity issue during her meltdown. At some point, towards the end of it (as it was shown to us, anyway), she spackled on a fuckton of foundation as well as some mascara, which made it very clear her "in the moment" interview by the stairs had happened some time prior (or after, I guess). And she appeared to put on that makeup for the sole purpose of staggering back to the couch to mewl and sob with her face covered. And she didn't bother changing out of her hideous outfit, or at least tug something over her shirt so she didn't have the ill-fitting bright white bra on display any more. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised by it because the judgment sector of her brain is clearly non-functioning, but damn was that funny and odd. I like imagining her putting an abrupt pause on her meltdown to put makeup on for 20 or so minutes, just to cry it all off again.

If there was a chyron with his name on it, I missed it, but whichever friend of David Spain it was with the Cesar haircut, strong nose, and deep v tee (more like a worn, wobbly deep u) in the tuxedo shop scene....I want to go to there. So much more appealing than the groom.

Yes, he was so hot. I kept waiting for him to talk. It was a highlight of the episode, just seeing such a handsome man among the other dumbos. 

[gonecrackers]

I haven't seen this yet; only caught the very end with Molly's 'confession'. With marriages being on court record, I highly doubt the show didn't know they were married.