S08.E10: Welcome to a Puerto Rican Baby Shower

[Sprockets]

9 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Here is what she had done: 

Well, that "pre-baby body" has left the building.  She looks like she is expanding in every direction.  One more baby and her body will be destroyed.  She will be Jabba the Hutt.  

[SPLAIN]

16 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Here it is. Scroll down and you will see Briana shaking that fake ass as she dirty dances with some girl. Oh, and several guys are videotaping her. She clearly loves the attention: http://forums.previously.tv/topic/55432-briana-dejesus-farm-league-promoted-to-the-majors/?page=5

WHAT THE HELL???? I need bleach! Girl has no shame. At least Farrah got paid for flaunting her body. When you are flaunting this butt in a cheap ass club, and giving your ass away to losers, you can't cry foul. Briana, you should be damn ashamed and embarrassed.

21 minutes ago, Sprockets said:

Well, that "pre-baby body" has left the building.  She looks like she is expanding in every direction.  One more baby and her body will be destroyed.  She will be Jabba the Hutt.  

LMAO

[druzy]

1 hour ago, Sprockets said:

Did I miss aomething?  That ass is "intentional?"  Did she have fat injections?  Because it looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.  

And the bra why?  So her figure would look nice?  That ship has sailed.  

Here is a short video of Kail getting her butt inflated by Dr. Miami. Warning-it's graphic, you see her butt.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Unfortunately, Kail doesn't wear the proper size for her bigfoot size ass. Her shorts are five times too small. They appear to be forced up into her vagina and are likely touching the sides of her cervix. They have gone beyond her labia. 

 

Yes. Briana and Kail both went to the same doctor and had fat transferred into their asses. Briana also had a vaginal rejuvenation and I believe a boob job. She will return in January to get more work done. Kail also had several procedures done. 

WHY does Briana get her vag lifted, and why does Kail get her ass upholstered, and neither one of them splashes out for dermabrasion or a chemical peel for their horrible skin? Jesus. Do they expect to attract their next baby daddies by presenting their asses like mandrills? Both of them are slovenly. Kail looks like a bag lady. Some clothes that fit and a neat ponytail would be a VAST improvement on Isaac's old shorts and that messy bun.  And Briana looks like she needs to be tossed into a shower and scrubbed vigorously. With a wire brush and pumice. She looks grubby in the extreme.  

[Sprockets]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Do they expect to attract their next baby daddies by presenting their asses like mandrills? Both of them are slovenly. Kail looks like a bag lady. Some clothes that fit and a neat ponytail would be a VAST improvement on Isaac's old shorts and that messy bun.  And Briana looks like she needs to be tossed into a shower and scrubbed vigorously. With a wire brush and pumice. She looks grubby in the extreme.  

Why yes, that is exactly how they attract mates.  They are making improvements to the parts of their body that are seen the most.  It's like they're only dating gynecologists ("Move down farther. . . .)

And yes, I want to strap both of them to the top of the car and go through a car wash.  Yecch.  

[BitterApple]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 Do they expect to attract their next baby daddies by presenting their asses like mandrills? 

It seems to be working for them thus far....

I understand pregnancy can wreak havoc with your skin, but Kail had absolutely NO excuse to show up to class looking a greasy, disheveled mess. For someone who allegedly wants to work in the entertainment industry, you'd think she'd be hyper aware that presentation counts. 

[LunaMia]

8 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

I am thinking that kail doesn't want 50/50 parenting with jo because not only would jo no longer be paying support, but kail would need to pay him.  She could end up paying all 3 of her baby daddies!

That would be delicious!

[Adiba]

4 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

This x 1,000,000. I like to call that scene "The Coven & The Table of Tears". Even bad ass Britney started crying!

And sorry, but I DO think that not only was it skeevy that those guys brought a full-on studio camera to the shower, but it was also weird that Luis brought 27 of his guy friends. The fuck?

I have to agree about the camera thing as well, just not the way it was handled. Didn't Luis say that his friend was making a documentary?!  What? Why would Luis think it's ok for his friend to film the baby shower ( and the shower being filmed for MTV) as part of a doc? Weird, imo.

Why didn't the producer just break the fourth wall and tell them that filming for such purposes was not permitted, at least not without the prior written consent of MTV, etc.?

Other than that, I agree with most posters comments about the shower being a drama shit-show.

[LunaMia]

5 hours ago, BitterApple said:

When my sister was pregnant with her first, my mother and I called her (now ex) MIL to coordinate on gifts, because as family, we planned on purchasing a bigger ticket item. The MIL told us she was getting the stroller, so we were like okay fine, we'll go with something else. Day of the shower comes, the MIL trots out the stroller which is all dinged up and dirty and says "Would you believe it! I found it at the dump! I can't believe someone would throw this away!." The looks on all the party guests' faces were epic. My poor sister had to sit there and act excited over a present that was fished out of the trash. So yes, it can be an awkward event for everyone involved, lol.

Holy shit! Your sister is a better person than me. My petty ass would have been like: "Oh hell no! Take that flea ridden dumpster fire out of my face and run it over ala Dwight Schrute!" 

I'm not a bougie ingrate by any means but that's pretty fucking classless.

You have the best stories by the way. I live for random stories! 

[Sprockets]

5 minutes ago, Adiba said:

Why didn't the producer just break the fourth wall and tell them that filming for such purposes was not permitted, at least not without the prior written consent of MTV, etc.?

If this scene had been legit, the camera would never have bedn allowed on the property.  This was a vehicle for Roxxxxannnne to scream about disrespect while we watched Brianne haul her wide load ass up the stairs.  

Edited September 13, 2017 by Sprockets
got a name wrong

[GreatKazu]

I had no idea Briana had dated another loser who cheated on her and resorted to revenge porn: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3014903/Ex-boyfriend-Teen-Mom-3-star-charged-posted-explicit-videos-online-refused-speak-him.html

He received three years probation: http://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-sentenced-probation-after-posting-revenge-porn/32053122

[Calm81]

My husband is weird and loves all things that involved one of our children being brought into the world. However, he's 1 out of 1,000,000,000.

For Briana to expect Luis to be involved in the baby shower was redic. Unless of course what she meant by saying "he didn't do anything for the shower" was "he didn't even buy a gift."

Because he only showed up with flowers and nothing for the baby since Briana has been on his case, no seriously, our sweet soft spoken Briana has been on his case about him getting items for the baby's arrival. 

That bish knew what she was doing by inviting "but she said he's just a friend" (got that song in your head yet?) but Luis really can't get mad since they aren't together and he did cheat. They're both immature asshats. 

I don't care that his friends (what dude brings more dude friends to a baby shower? Me thinks they wanted to be on Television) brought that large camera but it was pretty odd. He's a documentar who's only filming himself at a strange chics baby shower? Ooooookay.

That coven is something else. My blood pressure would be through the roof if I had to allow the life I have get siphened out of me by those hen peckers. They really do know how to run men off. Accept, if they're so bad with men why was 90% of the guest list men? Lol.

I actually liked when Roxanne told Briana that she was fucked up (or it was fucked up of her) for inviting oh baby you got what I neeeeeeed to a baby shower (is the song in our head, yetttttt??) followed by Briana's baby shower appropriate "he can suck a dick" song she was singing upstairs within earshot of family and friends. Classy chic. I think I said baby shower too many times in this post. ?

 

I'm loving the new Leah this season but something tells me she heightens her "must fight tooth and nail for my Ali girl" for the cameras. I believe she loves her child so very much and truly does want to help her child but she's kinda playing it up for the dashcam - well, they all do. Heck, I'd crank up mother of the year if I was being followed by cameras and was shown in a horrible light for three seasons prior. Go Leah! 

Kailyn. You suck. Car seats are a bitch, though!! I'm always the one stuck driving anywhere with extended family because I need two car seats for my youngest two and they're a bitch to transport from car to car so my gas and mileage gets sacrificed when family wants to hangout with me and my kids.

I long for the day when a family member can pick ME UP and use their gas and tolls to drive me on family outings. Whoops! When on an off-topic vent. Sorry. Car seats make running errands a pain in the ass especially when it's raining hard outside. 

I hope Jo and Vee get what they want in court. 

Jenelle. Meh.

 

Chelsea. Meh.

Edited September 13, 2017 by Calm81

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

I had no idea Briana had dated another loser who cheated on her and resorted to revenge porn: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3014903/Ex-boyfriend-Teen-Mom-3-star-charged-posted-explicit-videos-online-refused-speak-him.html

He received three years probation: http://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-sentenced-probation-after-posting-revenge-porn/32053122

Briana also tattooed the guy's name on herself.

[GreatKazu]

12 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Briana also tattooed the guy's name on herself.

Cuz he won't give her what she really wants from any dude - his love. Oy these bitches make me sick. 

You know how long it took me to get one tattoo? Five years. It took me that long to decide what I want, where I want it, and if it will be something I want on my body as a form of identification if I am ever missing and my family would need to let the police know that information for the flyers. I am very content with my choice and I get a lot of compliments on it when it is visible, which is not always the case. 

I love my husband dearly, but I would never get his name tattooed on my body. I am still debating on the kind of tattoo I want to get with my children's names. It has been three years and I am still figuring it out. I don't get these putas who tattoo a guy's name on their body as if it is those tattoos that come off after three days. 

Edited September 13, 2017 by GreatKazu

[BitterApple]

Wait a minute, so we have Luis, the "ex" from the shower, and now there's the tattoo guy?

For someone who bitches about being a single mom, how does she find all this time to date? 

[monicageller]

I'm going to need whoever is in charge of the Emmys to give Roxanne the award she's gunning so hard for. I'm assuming that's what her constant OTT hysterics over nothing are for, because I can't believe a real person would act like she does.

[Rebecca]

So, a chick we've scarcely seen is going to testify that Jenelle is a good mom. Sure, Jan(elle). You obviously had a rock solid case. You and David are "almost going into your third year"? Really? Hell no, girl. They got together in September 2015 according to sites keeping track so it hadn't even been 2 years when this was filmed! 

You know LEW-isssss told his friends he was faking being with Briana. What a stupid sham baby shower. Why can't LEW-isssss have his friend film his own child's sham baby shower? Especially since it's being filmed anyway and broadcasted on tv? Even with other intentions, it's all a huge lie anyway so why not let them benefit too? And why is Briana hiding while Roxanne "ax's" them about it like a psycho? What a damn baby. She wants him to pretend to be together for her benefit but she invites her ex? She's such an ass. I wish he would've announced they weren't together and walked out since the shower is all about Briana, in her words. She said he was cheating "when she was pregnant"... didn't she get pregnant the first night they met? All of her segments annoy me so much. t's bizarre they all think the father buys a baby shower gift for the mother...I could go on but I won't. I'm so over everyone in her arc.

Leah sounds so dumb when she speaks. Victoria is on drugs.

[Pepper Mostly]

OMG you guys, I just realized what David brushing Jenelle's hair reminded me of!

Lennie in Of Mice and Men.

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.

[Sprockets]

2 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Leah sounds so dumb when she speaks.

That's because she is very stupid.  

14 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

WHAT THE HELL???? I need bleach! Girl has no shame

WHY did I watch this?  She is a slutwhore.  

[Scarlett45]

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OMG you guys, I just realized what David brushing Jenelle's hair reminded me of!

Lennie in Of Mice and Men.

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.

Don't compare the evil of UBT to Lennie, omg that novel makes me cry. 

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

On 9/12/2017 at 8:46 AM, suzeecat said:

 

WRT that "baby shower":  First, I've never, ever known a husband, boyfriend, sperm donor or whatever to help with the shower planning, like the coven seemed to be expecting Luis to do.  Back in the day, it used to be inappropriate to throw yourself your own shower, have a shower for every pregnancy (you get ONE), or even have a shower if you weren't married.  Times have changed, some for the better (i.e. an unmarried mother is usually more in need of a shower than one in a stable relationship).  I was wondering whose house that was, and I'm reading here that she rented the house for the shower?  OoooohhhKaaaaaay . . . . !  And, I really didn't understand Roxanne;s indignance at the dude who brought a video camera.  I'm pretty sure there was something else going on, like maybe MTV prohibits other cameras and maybe Roxanne was concerned that the dude planned to sell it or use it for something other than personal enjoyment.  But under "normal" circumstances, bringing a video camera to a shower wouldn't be considered "disrespectful". 

I really don't get Brianna's story line with the adoption.  It seems pretty simple to me:  Brianna (says she) does not want to keep this baby and considers adoption.  Luis is entitled to his opinion, but unless he is willing to take on full custody of this baby he can just sit down and shut up.  If Brianna keeps this baby while not having any legal understanding with Luis on his involvement/support and her not wanting to be in any kind of relationship with Luis, then she has no room to complain.  Does she and MTV really think the viewers buy her story and don't know she is only having this baby because of the MTV paycheck?  I mean, it seems pretty obvious to me!

As for Jenelle, that girl has the dead eyes of a serial killer. 

This times infinity!!!! I have never known any man that has been involved with planning a baby shower and how thirsty are you that you throw your own baby shower?? Does she only have one friend? She went out of her way, put all of that time and money into a shower for 10 people to show up and bring her a few bottles? Mkay!

[CaliforniaLove]

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This times infinity!!!! I have never known any man that has been involved with planning a baby shower and how thirsty are you that you throw your own baby shower?? Does she only have one friend? She went out of her way, put all of that time and money into a shower for 10 people to show up and bring her a few bottles? Mkay!

Oh, that shower was just for MTV and Ariel's cameras!! 

ETA: I can't research the Instagram thing myself because I'm blocked from the both of them. :-)

Edited September 13, 2017 by CaliforniaLove

[BitterApple]

12 minutes ago, IgnoranceisBLISS said:

This times infinity!!!! I have never known any man that has been involved with planning a baby shower and how thirsty are you that you throw your own baby shower?? Does she only have one friend? She went out of her way, put all of that time and money into a shower for 10 people to show up and bring her a few bottles? Mkay!

I noticed none of the guys brought gifts, and the few gift bags they showed on the table were small and probably had little things like onesies ad pacifiers. Did they really need to rent a house and spend the day getting gussied up at the salon for that? They could've saved all that party money and just got the stuff at Walmart themselves. Briana even said herself the party was about presents, not celebrating Stella, so it seemed like a major fail.

[CofCinci]

26 minutes ago, IgnoranceisBLISS said:

This times infinity!!!! I have never known any man that has been involved with planning a baby shower and how thirsty are you that you throw your own baby shower?? Does she only have one friend? She went out of her way, put all of that time and money into a shower for 10 people to show up and bring her a few bottles? Mkay!

All the baby showers I've been to recently have been co-ed.  More men are becoming excited about fatherhood.  I've been to some great parties this year!

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

We had a co-ed baby shower 32 years ago :).  My mom was horrified!  My bestfriend said no stuffy boring ladies only shower and she was hosting it :).  

[GreatKazu]

10 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

All the baby showers I've been to recently have been co-ed.  More men are becoming excited about fatherhood.  I've been to some great parties this year!

 Even Chelsea had her co-ed party. 

I have been to co-ed parties, too. 

Edited September 13, 2017 by GreatKazu

[BitterApple]

I think co-ed showers are common now, but usually the planning, invites, menu, and decorations are still done mostly by women. If the guy's involved usually it's to provide the muscle. For example, when I host a holiday dinner, my husband moves furniture and sets up the folding tables and chairs for the kids, but he's not picking out the roast at the grocery store or coordinating with his mother on bringing desserts or side dishes. Regarding Briana, sure it would've been nice if Luis helped, but whenever he's around all she does is remind him of how he "fucked up." So why would he want to spend any more time with her than necessary?

[GreatKazu]

My husband is very involved with my holiday dinner party right down to picking and buying the prime rib. He will help with the preparing of the food. As for co-ed baby showers, depending what was being prepared as far as food, the males in my family have been hands-on. 

Briana's baby shower was a farce. That had to have been staged for the show. MTV paid for that rental house, no doubt. They needed something to film. Charlie Manson's girls were happy to create drama since they do it so well. 

[CaliforniaLove]

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OMG you guys, I just realized what David brushing Jenelle's hair reminded me of!

Lennie in Of Mice and Men.

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Ha! That hair brushing bulllshit was just another extremely obvious, thirsty, and PATHETIC attempt to have people hashtag #relationshipgoals (btw - #goals is one of the most, if not the most obnoxious hashtag of all time). Has she Instagrammed him painting her toenails yet?

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

50 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

All the baby showers I've been to recently have been co-ed.  More men are becoming excited about fatherhood.  I've been to some great parties this year!

Please don't get me wrong, my husband attended my second child's baby shower (I know, I know the shame of having two showers a few years apart but my first was a girl and the second a boy and my FRIENDS insisted on a shower so we did something small for just diapers and clothes) and a couple of his friends showed up at the end but none of them were in the planning or decorating part of the celebration.  Oh! And we had it at a BAR!!!! LMAO

Edited September 13, 2017 by IgnoranceisBLISS

[MaggieG]

14 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

I had no idea Briana had dated another loser who cheated on her and resorted to revenge porn: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3014903/Ex-boyfriend-Teen-Mom-3-star-charged-posted-explicit-videos-online-refused-speak-him.html

He received three years probation: http://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-sentenced-probation-after-posting-revenge-porn/32053122

Jeez, Briana sure knows how to pick them.  I can't with her and her mother's histrionics. Roxanne is so OTT. Britany seems over them at times, but then she starts crying with Briana at lunch. I'm hoping poor Nova was outside when Briana was screaming "suck my dick!" Also, that dress did her no favors.

I just want to hang out with Lincoln

[CaliforniaLove]

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Please don't get me wrong, my husband attended my second child's baby shower (I know, I know the shame of having two showers a few years apart but my first was a girl and the second a boy and my FRIENDS insisted on a shower so we did something small for just diapers and clothes) and a couple of his friends showed up at the end but none of them were in the planning or decorating part of the celebration.  Oh! And we had it at a BAR!!!! LMAO

I went to a drag brunch a couple of months ago (for those unfamiliar, you eat brunch & drink mimosas while drag queens perform), and a girl was having her baby shower there (it was all girls). 

[LunaMia]

I don't know, I think times have changed for the better. Men can be just as involved in parties and showers, it's not just a woman's work. I've never had a shower before but my husband helps decorate, prepares food, gift bags, etc if we have a birthday party for the kids. All the showers I've been to have been co-ed as well and it's a blast. Watching grown men and women try to drink from a baby bottle is the best! 

Plus, gay men have kids as well so I'm sure they do a lot of baby shower and party prepping as well. 

Edited September 13, 2017 by LunaMia

[DixonVixen2359]

I haven't watched this shit show in ages, but somehow got sucked in this morning. I made a few observations:

Kail looked like utter shit in that SUV scene. The over inflated lips, the terrible skin, and greasy hair....I find her repulsive. I bet it just  kills her that despite all the work she's had done she will never be in the same league as the stunning Vee. 

Brianna is trash, she was a floozy during the failed Teen Mom 3 crap and apparently hasn't changed. Her skanky behavior shouldn't be rewarded by her idiot mother. Speaking of Roxanne, her eyebrows are reminiscent of the great Tim Curry's rendition of Pennywise the dancing clown. 

[StatisticalOutlier]

8 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Why can't LEW-isssss have his friend film his own child's sham baby shower? Especially since it's being filmed anyway and broadcasted on tv? Even with other intentions, it's all a huge lie anyway so why not let them benefit too?

I didn't understand the histrionics about the filming.  I thought these days, everything is subject to being on video, with everybody having video cameras in their hands at all times.  The camera the guy had was a bit over the top (when they got out of the car, I thought it was an MTV person following them), but still.  I just didn't see how it was the. most. disrespectful. thing. ever.

But the times they are a-changing'.  I laughed when Brianna said Luis texted her that he wanted to talk to her.  They were in the same room, and he texts her to say he wants to talk to her?  Kids these days...

[Rebecca]

On 9/12/2017 at 0:57 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I think they are just drama lovers to the nth degree, but Roxanne does have Lupus. According to Dr. Google, people with Lupus often have mood swings, depression, anxiety, fatigue (which can do a number on one's mental health), as well as what's called "Lupus fog," where it can be hard to concentrate/understand, etc.  Emotional stress can make Lupus worse, so.... yeah, Briana's life choices aren't gonna help Roxanne any.... 

Any clue when she was diagnosed with Lupus? If it was after TM3 I don't think it works as a reason, she was just as crazy then.

22 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Kail can't even bother to make her own taco shells. She should have just bought Taco Bell or Del Taco instead.

Is making your own shells a common thing? I don't know anyone who does that.

3 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Briana even said herself the party was about presents, not celebrating Stella, so it seemed like a major fail.

She also said the shower was about herself. For all her talk about LEW-isssss not giving a fuck about the baby she's certainly not coming off as very caring towards Stella herself. She's all about Briana and thinks the world should be as well.

Edited September 13, 2017 by Rebecca

[BlancheDevoreaux]

18 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHY does Briana get her vag lifted, and why does Kail get her ass upholstered, and neither one of them splashes out for dermabrasion or a chemical peel for their horrible skin? Jesus. Do they expect to attract their next baby daddies by presenting their asses like mandrills? Both of them are slovenly. Kail looks like a bag lady. Some clothes that fit and a neat ponytail would be a VAST improvement on Isaac's old shorts and that messy bun.  And Briana looks like she needs to be tossed into a shower and scrubbed vigorously. With a wire brush and pumice. She looks grubby in the extreme.  

So many of the girls, including the Teen Mom girls, seem or have seemed in the past to suffer from hygiene problems. Catelynn consistently looks like she hasn't showered in days and wears the same thing day after day.  Amber looks like she doesn't wash her hair and I'm pretty sure she just layers new makeup on top of the old makeup.  Chelsea looks like she showers regularly, but most of the time her hair looks like a ratted mess. Kail looks straight up nasty most of the time.  I just want to hose her down.  Briana I fast forward through, but I will trust you that she looks gross. Jenelle seems to bathe regularly now but she certainly had her own grungy period not too long ago.  Same for Leah.  Farrah appears to be clean most of the time but I wish she would give some of that grooming time to Sophia and brush her hair once in a while.  Maci does seem relatively clean.  What's with these girls not caring about how clean they are?

[teapot]

14 minutes ago, BlancheDevoreaux said:

So many of the girls, including the Teen Mom girls, seem or have seemed in the past to suffer from hygiene problems. Catelynn consistently looks like she hasn't showered in days and wears the same thing day after day.  Amber looks like she doesn't wash her hair and I'm pretty sure she just layers new makeup on top of the old makeup.  Chelsea looks like she showers regularly, but most of the time her hair looks like a ratted mess. Kail looks straight up nasty most of the time.  I just want to hose her down.  Briana I fast forward through, but I will trust you that she looks gross. Jenelle seems to bathe regularly now but she certainly had her own grungy period not too long ago.  Same for Leah.  Farrah appears to be clean most of the time but I wish she would give some of that grooming time to Sophia and brush her hair once in a while.  Maci does seem relatively clean.  What's with these girls not caring about how clean they are?

ESPECIALLY if they're filiming!  I used to judge the Kardashian sisters for sitting around their house in evening gowns at the beginning;  now I'm thinking that was preferable.

 

It surprises me in this day & age, with hair and  makeup being so popular and everything;  I see young girls at the mall *way* more done-up than I ever was!

[GreatKazu]

30 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

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Is making your own shells a common thing? I don't know anyone who does that.

 

Having grown up in a Hispanic family, it is all about home-made taco shells. You warm up the tortilla over a flame, put whatever meat you prefer such as chicken, fold it and use a toothpick to hold it in place as you cook it in a pan. I use olive oil and very little oil. Just enough to toast the shell. Those cardboard shells they sell in the grocery store - ewww. 

Edited September 13, 2017 by GreatKazu

[ghoulina]

22 hours ago, Sprockets said:

I can understand it too, but only if we agree the coven, and Roxanne in particular, are a steaming pile of classless trash.  Because otherwise you go to Luis and calmy and quietly tell him the camera must be taken away.  

The camera thing was weird, and I'm not sure if I believe they were really filming a documentary about some random DJ. That being said, they seemed to put it down of their own volition, before Roxanne even started harping. She kept going on and on AND ON about the damn camera. And it was just sitting on the floor, not in use. I can see why they wouldn't want to put an expensive piece of equipment out in the car.

[ghoulina]

1 hour ago, LunaMia said:

I don't know, I think times have changed for the better. Men can be just as involved in parties and showers, it's not just a woman's work. I've never had a shower before but my husband helps decorate, prepares food, gift bags, etc if we have a birthday party for the kids. All the showers I've been to have been co-ed as well and it's a blast. Watching grown men and women try to drink from a baby bottle is the best! 

Plus, gay men have kids as well so I'm sure they do a lot of baby shower and party prepping as well. 

I don't have a problem with the idea of men attending showers or even co-ed showers, if that's what people want. MY husband wouldn't be into it, he would feel super uncomfortable. All the men there looked super uncomfortable. This wasn't a loving couple who were both super excited for their baby, and had all the couple friends over to celebrate. This is some moron who can't seem to figure out how to use a condom and her random club hook-up and his random friends who are filming a documentary about some random DJ that no one has ever heard of and another random dude that apparently sent Brianna flowers once and HIS random friend. NO ONE was into it. Hell, the females there didn't even seem into it! 

[Sprockets]

22 minutes ago, teapot said:

It surprises me in this day & age, with hair and  makeup being so popular and everything;  I see young girls at the mall *way* more done-up than I ever was!

It all seems odd to me.  A lot of the time they aren't clean and tidy, but they have an inch of makeup on.  Chelsea, especially, looks like she is trying out for the cast of Cats.  And what the hell is with those eyebrows?  Why does she need to hide behind an entire makeup counter worth of product?  

[Mr. Miner]

Chelsea with the hair and excessive makeup looks like a kabuki/sumo hybrid.

[Sprockets]

Just now, Mr. Minor said:

Chelsea with the hair and excessive makeup looks like a kabuki/sumo hybrid.

Without the talent or charm.  I could also do without the excitement of watching the chewing gum roll around in her mouth and in Coley's.  

[poeticlicensed]

I am just catching up, as Hurricane Irma knocked out my cable and Internet for 2 days. 

That hairbrushing scene with Janelle was just weird. Then him plucking gray hairs out of her head (shudders). I don't keep up with TMs IRL, so I am hoping Janelle lost. Barb is 100% right that UBT just wants to isolate her in the woods. And I just love how Janelle pats herself on the back for being "stable". Which translates to I haven't been arrested lately. 

Why oh why doesn't Kail buy clothes that effing fit? I understand that lots of pregnant women don't want to spend the money, but 1) she is on TV and 2) MTV pays her 6 figures. Go to Target and buy something that fits. I teach college classes and I almost never have a problem with students who need to bring their kids in a pinch, but the kids have always been more behaved than my students. If I was that prof, who was clearly annoyed, I would have taken her aside after class and said no more. And Javi is so over her shit. Jo is the voice of reason, he wants what's best for Isaac. I love Lincoln!

Chelsea I FF. She is just cruising for a paycheck. Time to cut her loose. 

Leah is headed into full pageant hair. Good Lord, that was big. And IEP meetings only become an issue if a) your child is right on the edge of needing assistance and you need to fight for services or b) if they want to remove you child and reassign them to a special room or school. I'm 100% sure that the request for an aide came from the teachers, not Leah. And stop making Ali do sports!!

Briana had the most fucked up baby shower I have ever seen. Dudes sitting around sipping on Coors. Say what?  Brianna needs to stop saying that Luis cheated on her. How to you cheat on a hook up? And who the fuck was watching Nova in the pool? What is she, 5, 6? She shouldn't be unsupervised. And the coven grows to includes aunts and whoever else was sitting around that table at the pizza place crying and moaning. Roxanne moaning about it was beyond. Listen, if Luis doesn't step up, then put the kid up for adoption or STFU. I am so sick of listening to them all complaining. And ferfucksake, after that kid is born, get on birth control. And what is up with Brianna's ass? It looks abnormal.  

Edited September 13, 2017 by poeticlicensed

[guilfoyleatpp]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

Is making your own shells a common thing? I don't know anyone who does that.

56 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Having grown up in a Hispanic family, it is all about home-made taco shells. You warm up the tortilla over a flame, put whatever meat you prefer such as chicken, fold it and use a toothpick to hold it in place as you cook it in a pan. I use olive oil and very little oil. Just enough to toast the shell. Those cardboard shells they sell in the grocery store - ewww. 

yeah. same. all of Mr. Guilfoyle's family makes their own taco shells.  Kailyn's shells looked way too symmetrical and even colored to be ones she fried herself. It's like Italians with red sauce.  We DO NOT buy sauce. We buy tomatoes. It's not very hard, it's just a couple extra steps. 

10 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I am just catching up, as Hurricane Irma knocked out my cable and Internet for 2 days. 

I hope you're ok @poeticlicensed!

[LunaMia]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

I don't have a problem with the idea of men attending showers or even co-ed showers, if that's what people want. MY husband wouldn't be into it, he would feel super uncomfortable. All the men there looked super uncomfortable. This wasn't a loving couple who were both super excited for their baby, and had all the couple friends over to celebrate. This is some moron who can't seem to figure out how to use a condom and her random club hook-up and his random friends who are filming a documentary about some random DJ that no one has ever heard of and another random dude that apparently sent Brianna flowers once and HIS random friend. NO ONE was into it. Hell, the females there didn't even seem into it! 

Yes of course, that was a baby shower from hell that not even Satan would feel comfortable at.

i just meant more in general, that couples that are expecting a child together and love each other wouldn't have a problem helping at a party or attending a baby shower if that was what they wanted. Obviously, normal circumstances never apply to these trolls. 

[Christina87]

1 hour ago, poeticlicensed said:

I am just catching up, as Hurricane Irma knocked out my cable and Internet for 2 days. 

That hairbrushing scene with Janelle was just weird. Then him plucking gray hairs out of her head (shudders). I don't keep up with TMs IRL, so I am hoping Janelle lost. Barb is 100% right that UBT just wants to isolate her in the woods. And I just love how Janelle pats herself on the back for being "stable". Which translates to I haven't been arrested lately. 

Why oh why doesn't Kail buy clothes that effing fit? I understand that lots of pregnant women don't want to spend the money, but 1) she is on TV and 2) MTV pays her 6 figures. Go to Target and buy something that fits. I teach college classes and I almost never have a problem with students who need to bring their kids in a pinch, but the kids have always been more behaved than my students. If I was that prof, who was clearly annoyed, I would have taken her aside after class and said no more. And Javi is so over her shit. Jo is the voice of reason, he wants what's best for Isaac. I love Lincoln!

Chelsea I FF. She is just cruising for a paycheck. Time to cut her loose. 

Leah is headed into full pageant hair. Good Lord, that was big. And IEP meetings only become an issue if a) your child is right on the edge of needing assistance and you need to fight for services or b) if they want to remove you child and reassign them to a special room or school. I'm 100% sure that the request for an aide came from the teachers, not Leah. And stop making Ali do sports!!

Briana had the most fucked up baby shower I have ever seen. Dudes sitting around sipping on Coors. Say what?  Brianna needs to stop saying that Luis cheated on her. How to you cheat on a hook up? And who the fuck was watching Nova in the pool? What is she, 5, 6? She shouldn't be unsupervised. And the coven grows to includes aunts and whoever else was sitting around that table at the pizza place crying and moaning. Roxanne moaning about it was beyond. Listen, if Luis doesn't step up, then put the kid up for adoption or STFU. I am so sick of listening to them all complaining. And ferfucksake, after that kid is born, get on birth control. And what is up with Brianna's ass? It looks abnormal.  

I thought the same thing about Leah's hair!!! There comes a point where it just doesn't look realistic anymore, and she has crossed that line. Some hair extensions would look nice, but now it is so long and thick that you would have to be one of the lucky .000001% to get that look naturally. Chelsea passed that line long ago, so it looks normal for her!

victoria also looked SKINNY!!! I would not have recognized her without the subtitles. Girlfriend was twice that size even last season! I'm happy she has lost the weight, but I hope she has done it in a healthy way. Given that she's seemed high the last couple seasons, I don't hold out much hope for that possibility. 

Maybe she wanted to be skinny so her maaaaaaan would quit ogling Leah. ?

[DangerousMinds]

5 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Ha! That hair brushing bulllshit was just another extremely obvious, thirsty, and PATHETIC attempt to have people hashtag #relationshipgoals (btw - #goals is one of the most, if not the most obnoxious hashtag of all time). Has she Instagrammed him painting her toenails yet?

I really, really don't understand hashtags.

[MakingBacon]

I don't know why Leah and Corey just don't put Ali in art classes, sewing classes or cooking classes. There are so many fun activities for little kids that don't require running around. I am happy Leah seems more together this season. I think she tries but gets overwhelmed and doesn't ask for help or know who to ask for it. It doesn't seem like she has the close family support like Chelsea. I don't despise her the way I do Kail, Janelle and now Briana. 

I feel bad for baby Stella. Maybe I missed it but I haven't yet heard anyone say they are happy or excited she is coming into the world.  Joyless mom, joyless family, joyless baby shower. No one could even pretend they wanted to celebrate Stella. I feel like she is nothing more than a cruel reminder of the Luis the hookup and Briana the morose. The inviting of an ex-boyfriend her own mother didn't seem to know existed was nothing more than to make Luis jealous. Never heard of a guy who doesn't seemed to have had any real relationship with a woman want to go to her baby shower. It was obviously not much of a relationship if Briana'a mom didn't know him, as that family seems to always be up in each other's business. Count me in as someone who doesn't think the family was aware Luis was more of a hookup than a real relationship. 

Oh, and why not just rent a room in a restaurant for the shower? My friend had a shower in a private room at Cheesecake Factory. They let her Mother decorate, you had three choices for lunch plus appetizers,  everyone had cheesecake, unlimited non-alcoholic drinks and the room was closed off so we could play games and not disturb others. Plus, no clean-up. It was great. Who rents a house for a baby shower and then had to do their own decorating?