S08.E10: Welcome to a Puerto Rican Baby Shower

[FlowerofCarnage]

2 minutes ago, Sprockets said:

Nothing.  Disrespectful is inviting an ex fuckbuddy.  Sure, it might have been polite to ask before filming, but as Luis calmly pointed out SEVERAL times, they weren't filming.  Also, the Sleaze Harem wouldn't know Respectful if it crawled up inside them and paid rent.   

Was he even a fuckbuddy or just as Brianna put it  " the guy with the truck who use to bring me flowers."

[KikiBda]

Two things...

what were they going to record/video

why is Kail so against 50/50 with Jo....doesn't Javi have 50/50

[BitterApple]

Regarding Leah, it annoyed me when Victoria was quick to blame the school for not providing an aide earlier, but I'd bet money they offered and Leah and Cory refused. Their whole philosophy on Ali is that she's going to be just like every other kid, come hell or high water. Leah even admitted as much when she responded that they'd "wanted her to be independent." I wish they'd realize that using a wheelchair and participating in appropriate activities doesn't mean Ali's sacrificing her autonomy. If anything, I think Ali would be empowered doing things she can succeed at, as opposed to being shoved into athletics and failing.

[gotta watch]

I vote to give Lincoln "I'm a genius" and Addie "my finger felled off" their own show.

[BitterApple]

1 minute ago, KikiBda said:

Two things...

what were they going to record/video

why is Kail so against 50/50 with Jo....doesn't Javi have 50/50

50/50 with Jo means no more child support checks.

[Sprockets]

2 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Was he even a fuckbuddy or just as Brianna put it  " the guy with the truck who use to bring me flowers."

I guess I assumed those qualifications were more than enough for Brianna to have sex with him.  A truck AND flowers!  I may be wrong, of course.  

[guilfoyleatpp]

As someone else said here, Brianna somehow manages to make her drama boring. They set up situations where everyone is destined to fail, and everyone does. Along the way there is complaining and Brianna's mom speaks sternly to people. Brittany makes snide comments.  The end.

With Kailyn, I think they inserted another scene of her taking the boys to class (I'm sure it's happened numerous times) and one where they had the teacher looking annoyed and the boys not having adequate, age appropriate activities and thus "misbehaving." She mentioned in the car she had to go take her final, which was definitely not what that class was.

Mr. Guilfoyle mentioned that Leah had her pillses lean on in the car when she was on the phone on her way to the IEP meeting. Once he said it, I saw it too. The Leah Lean.  I did think that if my kid had the chronic medical issues that Allie does, I would be tempted to self medicate also. That's rough. But they really do need to keep her helmet on.  WTF.

Speaking of trying to parent children with chronic conditions, Barb is delusional about who Jenelle really is. She keeps trying to convince herself that Jenelle only does these terrible, destructive things because of the men she chooses.  That's not it. Jenelle is who she is. It's not David or Nathan or Courtland who makes her behave badly. Those are her choices. That is who she is. She has diagnoses that she chooses to ignore and acts out in ways that cause destruction in her own life.  David will end up harming or killing her.  He might end up her forever mate, but only by default of being the last one.

[CaughtOnTape]

Briana is irritating to every single one of my senses.  She's incapable of handling her own shit and only when she gets called out when she does something knowingly shitty does she find her spine.  And then her chosen way of expressing her anger is to scream "HE CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!" in a house full of her family members and children.  She's trashy.  

And if I have to hear her complain about how she's "all alone" in this I'm going to rip my hair out.  Her choices put her in this position.  There was no reason in the world for her mother to open up on Luis' friend for having a camera.  It's a baby shower, lady.  People film those.  Stop acting like he's gonna get a mob hit on camera and you'll all be on Dateline.  No one gives a shit about you and your fucked up daughter.

Brittany also needs to go away.  Her puffed up chest every time someone dares make Briana upset is eye roll inducing.  She's one of those girls who's always talking about beating someone's ass but has never actually done it.

I wonder if anyone currently around Jenelle has the balls to tell her that everything in her life is her fault at the moment.  Her lawyer is puffing her up about how she's got a good chance at custody....but from where I sat, she never had a shot.  I think Jenelle is under the impression that because her other kids haven't been taken away from her and are marginally taken care of, the judge will see that and see no reason to keep Jace from her and that just shows how delusional she is.  And also that she doesn't care about Jace.  Jace is old enough to have a say now and while no one's saying it....I'd bet that when he was asked who he wanted to live with, he said Barb.  But instead of maybe seeing that as a cry for help from Jace and taking the necessary steps to fix that situation so that one day he MIGHT give her name when he's asked that question, she just blames it on Barb as if Barb is coaching him.  Jenelle has no self-awareness.  Everyone is always against her and after her and trying to upset her.  Keep Jace away from that Barb.  Please.  Growing up with a mother who blames him for her emotional state will fuck that kid up worse than he already is.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

I am thinking that kail doesn't want 50/50 parenting with jo because not only would jo no longer be paying support, but kail would need to pay him.  She could end up paying all 3 of her baby daddies!

[dabronx]

23 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

50/50 with Jo means no more child support checks.

I can't decide if it's this or that Jo has Vee. If Javi had a Vee I don't think she'd be keen on 50/50.

[eskimo]

Kail.  Kail, Kail, Kail.  I understand that it might have been mildly inconvenient for Jo to pop in right then, but I seem to remember when she was in the process of crapping on Javi, and she expected Jo to drop everything, with no notice, and come get Isaac or keep him longer than was usual.  And he did.  I would bet my house that it happened pretty regularly for a while.  But she doesn't need that now, so it's back into the woodwork with you Jo, until you are summoned again.  The attitude with which she said 'no' was really a problem for me, too.  She could have said 'Hey, would tomorrow night work for you?'.  Or just let him pop in and say hi to Isaac and maybe he could read with him or something while she gets Lincoln cleaned up and ready for bed.  But that doesn't feed into her idea that everyone's greatest desire is to be in her life.  I can guarantee you that Jo, and especially Vee, would rather be anywhere than in your life, Kail.

 

I have an almost 17 year old son and I talk with him all the time about how getting the wrong girl pregnant can add many years of unnecessary stress on your life.  But I know it's hard for teens to understand how much of their life it will affect.  I've decided that I'm going to have him watch Kail, Jo, and Javi's stories in full.  Let him get tired of just watching a bitch on a power trip over a period of years.  Let him feel the frustration of the fact that, like it or not, fathers generally get the short end of the stick.  (While simultaneously pointing out the things the men have also done wrong.)  My husband and I are working very hard to try to raise respectable young men who will be great husbands and fathers, if that's what they choose.  But hitch your wagon to a Kail, Jenelle or Briana and good luck.  That'll make it that much harder to get a Vee or Miranda the next time around because lots of good women won't even date a man who has a Kail in his life.

[ElderPrice]

I had to wait to go to college until my kids started school. There were times I brought them (kindergarten, first grade, second grade) to class with me. It was never a big deal, they had coloring books, books to read and they knew to sit quietly in the back and entertain themselves. Kail just likes being a victim- boo hoo, look at what Javi did to me! I'm so very flustered! This is such a distraction that I may not graduate in time! 

And getting an aide for Allie isn't exactly storming the Bastille. It's pretty much a given if the teachers are suggesting it. So Leah can take it down several notches with the "I'm gonna fight for my girlses no matter what it takeses! I'll even go to a meeting!" histrionics. 

Brianne? Just...sigh. That's all. 

[TresGatos]

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But I know it's hard for teens to understand how much of their life it will affect.  I've decided that I'm going to have him watch Kail, Jo, and Javi's stories in full.  Let him get tired of just watching a bitch on a power trip over a period of years.  Let him feel the frustration of the fact that, like it or not, fathers generally get the short end of the stick.  (While simultaneously pointing out the things the men have also done wrong.) 

I am picturing a Clockwork Orange sort of scene where teen boy is restrained in a chair with his eyelids propped open...

[GreatKazu]

59 minutes ago, KikiBda said:

Two things...

what were they going to record/video

why is Kail so against 50/50 with Jo....doesn't Javi have 50/50

Javi has 50/50 because he was married to the hosebeast and a schedule was secured by the attorneys. Jo was never married to that thing. She was viewed as the primary parent.

[Pepper Mostly]

12 hours ago, LunaMia said:

Those DeJesus cretins are rude as fuck. How are you going to invite people to your shower, then proceed to interrogate them and make them feel uncomfortable. If I was Luis, I would have bounced as soon as mama psycho started going on about the damn camera. Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill. 

You can definitely tell that Brianna and Kail went to the same ass surgeon, blech.

 

I used to fast forward through all Briana's scenes but dear sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus, her shit was GOLD this week. The whole coven whispering all scandalized in the kitchen about the video camera! Here's a tip, ladies. Politely ask that they not deploy it at your party. Problem solved, with no tears, drama, door slamming, calling in girlfriends for hair pats and hugs, whispering in another room with gritted teeth, eyerolls or sending mama to confront big bad Luis.

And watching Briana's comically hugely enhanced ass lumber up the stairs was worth the price of admission. That and her lavender dress with her elegant bra straps peeking out. So classy.

 

4 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Fucking Briana. What a hot mess that shower was. I laughed so hard when Brittany said, "Welcome to a Puerto Rican baby shower". I'm sure they're a horrible representation of their culture. But damn, everyone in that family is beyond dramatic. 

I was with Brittany - why are there so many dudes there??? And Brittany didn't invite her ex for any reason other than to fuck with Luis. 

Then she wants to sit and cry in the restaurant like her whole life is over. The whole damn coven is crying. Luis swooped into their life from his ancient mansion in the hills and kidnapped and poisoned Brianna and impregnated her with his demon child and now nothing will ever be okay. Ever again. 

ENOUGH. SHOULD'VE USED A CONDOM. 

Dear god the scenes of the whole coven working each other all up to shuddering sobs was like a preschool classroom when one kid sets off all the others. Their server must have been mortified. "would you like some more coffee?" "sob. Luis is a bastard! He's a cheater! I'm pregnant!" "um, yeah, OK. Coffee?"

 

1 hour ago, AirQuotes said:

I didn't get what was "disrespectful" about the camera Luis and his friends brought.  The coven just has to have something to harangue men about.  I think they need a dictionary because they don't know the meaning of disrespectful.  It is more like Briana's mom was being disrespectful to Luis and all the other guests by having that conversation in front of everyone and calling him disrespectful.

 

I don't understand these people at all. Do they not understand the concept of being a host? Of being polite to a guest? They're always flouncing around, looking for something to be pissed off about, then trying to take the moral high ground by screeching about being "disrespectful". Luis is an invited guest to your trashy ass, stupid, grasping greedy "shower". If he brought friends without asking, you smile and say "welcome". If they brought a video camera and you object, ask them nicely to remove it. Make pleasant small talk, and introduce yourself and the other members of your family to the strangers, don't plant yourself in front of them and demand "who are you?" Their rudeness and utter lack of common courtesy have gone to depths previously unplumbed on this trash fest, and on a show which contains Kail and Jenelle, that is really something.

50 minutes ago, eskimo said:

This explanation clears up something that she said at the pizza place to her family that confused me.  When asked what happened between her and Luis, Briana said 'He cheated on me, while I was pregnant'.  I was thinking 'Well duh, you're still pregnant, so obviously it was while you were pregnant'.  But she was differentiating to them that it was not before she got knocked-up, which we know wouldn't have been considered cheating at all, because they weren't together. 

And what on earth was the point of this big put-on for her family anyway?  This is all being filmed for air on national television.  It only accomplished showing that she is an idiot and a liar. 

A guy you are not in a relationship with can't cheat on you. Briana is as dumb as a bag of flour.

[BitterApple]

32 minutes ago, eskimo said:

But she doesn't need that now, so it's back into the woodwork with you Jo, until you are summoned again.  The attitude with which she said 'no' was really a problem for me, too.  She could have said 'Hey, would tomorrow night work for you?'.  

I think that's what irks me about Kail. I understand why she wouldn't want Jo coming over when she's at the point in her day where she's trying to get the kids settled down and ready for bed, but she doesn't have to be so confrontational and rude about it. All she had to do was say "hey, it's getting a little late, why don't we make plans for you to come over earlier tomorrow?." Instead she just flies off the handle. She can never just have a normal adult conversation.

[fetching]

11 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Here it is. Scroll down and you will see Briana shaking that fake ass as she dirty dances with some girl. Oh, and several guys are videotaping her. She clearly loves the attention: http://forums.previously.tv/topic/55432-briana-dejesus-farm-league-promoted-to-the-majors/?page=5

Thank you. I'm not sure why, but that thread wasn't showing up for me at all. 

[Mkay]

8 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

I think that's what irks me about Kail. I understand why she wouldn't want Jo coming over when she's at the point in her day where she's trying to get the kids settled down and ready for bed, but she doesn't have to be so confrontational and rude about it. All she had to do was say "hey, it's getting a little late, why don't we make plans for you to come over earlier tomorrow?." Instead she just flies off the handle. She can never just have a normal adult conversation.

She had her crazy friend over too.  Why couldn't jo come over for a few minutes. It's Kails way or no way.  

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

11 hours ago, nikita said:

???

I used to sort of feel for Briana and her fam, but they kind of lost me when her mom was saying Luis and the camera was "sooo disrepsectful!" Er, no. There's so much worse he could've done. I wonder if Roxanne and/or Briana have depression or vitamin deficiency (or both) because those conditions can make it difficult to cope with any complication -- small, perceived, or otherwise.

 

I think they are just drama lovers to the nth degree, but Roxanne does have Lupus. According to Dr. Google, people with Lupus often have mood swings, depression, anxiety, fatigue (which can do a number on one's mental health), as well as what's called "Lupus fog," where it can be hard to concentrate/understand, etc.  Emotional stress can make Lupus worse, so.... yeah, Briana's life choices aren't gonna help Roxanne any.... 

[Lemur]

Was it just me, or was Briana's blonde aunt on Operation Repo?

[CofCinci]

Kail is against 50/50 for Jo because then they will have a set custody schedule. As of now it's very random -- at the service of the queen.  She calls the shots. 

[Lemur]

16 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

Kail is against 50/50 for Jo because then they will have a set custody schedule. As of now it's very random -- at the service of the queen.  She calls the shots. 

They could still do that.  I know plenty of people who have 50/50 split custody with their exes who float their schedule based on the kids' needs.  It's just a matter of mutual agreement.  I think it's more that Kail is a control freak and can't stand anyone changing the agreement but her.  

[Emkat]

13 hours ago, Linny said:

 

Every week Briana's drama is the same. Luis: breathes. Briana and Roxanne: "OMG, how dare you steal that air from Briana! She's carrying your child, Luis, she needs that oxygen! Stop being so disrespectful! What is wrong with you?!" I don't like the guy, but he absolutely cannot win with this family.

This is so spot on. LMAO!!!

[teapot]

7 minutes ago, Lemur said:

They could still do that.  I know plenty of people who have 50/50 split custody with their exes who float their schedule based on the kids' needs.  It's just a matter of mutual agreement.  I think it's more that Kail is a control freak and can't stand anyone changing the agreement but her.  

the kids get needs?  are we watching the same show?

[ghoulina]

3 hours ago, Abmis said:

I think you meant Watson, but this gave me a much needed laugh this morning.   Thank you!

I DID! but now I'm laughing as well. 

Maybe I'm just subconsciously rejecting the name Watson. 

3 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Regarding Briana, I wonder if the family knew at the time that the baby was a result of a club hookup. Briana might have been selling them the lie that she and Luis were in a serious relationship and he "cheated" shortly into the pregnancy. For some reason I get the vibe they were forming opinions with incomplete information.

Oh, they absolutely were. Brianna wanted to Luis to arrive and pretend they were still together! She clearly feels some shame and doesn't want to admit to her entire family what the situation is. But, at the same time, she can't stop her petty self from inviting an "ex" to get under Luis's skin, even if it would raise red flags to her "happy family" narrative. 

 

3 hours ago, AirQuotes said:

For the record I hate baby showers, and I'm a woman.  I avoid them as much as possible.  The part where everyone sits in a circle around the mom to be while she opens the gifts and then each gift gets passed around the circle for everyone to oooh and aaaah over is on par with the seventh circle of hell.

Even from the recipient end I hate that part! It's so awkward. I always wonder, "Am I gushing enough over Becky's plain, white onsies? I don't want her to think I'm unappreciative. But they're just white onsies". For real. I have NO poker face. So I'm always terrified an ugly outfit will come out and I'll have trouble trying to look like it's the cutest thing on the planet. 

[GreatKazu]

That dirty, greasy thing named Karl just thinks everyone is supposed to stop whatever it is they are doing and be there to babysit for free or help her with whatever shit she needs. Forget that people have jobs, kids, partners, other activities, a life. 

[ghoulina]

2 hours ago, gotta watch said:

I vote to give Lincoln "I'm a genius" and Addie "my finger felled off" their own show.

I loved when Kail was all, "I'm not a chef" - in the sense of "I'm only cooking one meal", but then Lincoln responded - "That's right! You're NOT a chef" - in the sense of, "Your cooking sucks, bitch, get me some Taco Bell."

That kid is GOLD. 

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

She had her crazy friend over too.  Why couldn't jo come over for a few minutes. It's Kails way or no way.

It bothers me, because she'll go through a period where she uses the fuck out of Jo, and both Jo and Isaac get used to seeing each other a lot. Then she just wants to go back to the normal schedule, and both of those guys miss each other. It's fucking with them. But she has no insight. No empathy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Even from the recipient end I hate that part! It's so awkward. I always wonder, "Am I gushing enough over Becky's plain, white onsies? I don't want her to think I'm unappreciative. But they're just white onsies". For real. I have NO poker face. So I'm always terrified an ugly outfit will come out and I'll have trouble trying to look like it's the cutest thing on the planet. 

Showers are horrible. I referred to myself as a "shower victim". Wedding showers are bad too. Last one I went to, I had already bought the gift from a registry and sent it directly to the couple (their mailing info was right on the registry). So I went to the shower, looking like a cheapass guest who didn't even bring a gift. When did all this stuff become such a thing? I remember when it was a girl's mother and aunts and girlfriends threw a shower, at someone's house, and you got some housewares (wedding) or baby essentials (baby). You played some dumb games or just sat around and ate cookies and punch. Now people rent halls and have caterers and sign up for registries. Its exhausting. Oh, and get off my lawn. /old

[guilfoyleatpp]

27 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I loved when Kail was all, "I'm not a chef" - in the sense of "I'm only cooking one meal", but then Lincoln responded - "That's right! You're NOT a chef" - in the sense of, "Your cooking sucks, bitch, get me some Taco Bell."

 

Mr. Guilfoyle and I both shouted "PUTA" at the end of Lincoln's comment. I love that kid.

[BitterApple]

35 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

 

Even from the recipient end I hate that part! It's so awkward. I always wonder, "Am I gushing enough over Becky's plain, white onsies? I don't want her to think I'm unappreciative. But they're just white onsies". For real. I have NO poker face. So I'm always terrified an ugly outfit will come out and I'll have trouble trying to look like it's the cutest thing on the planet. 

When my sister was pregnant with her first, my mother and I called her (now ex) MIL to coordinate on gifts, because as family, we planned on purchasing a bigger ticket item. The MIL told us she was getting the stroller, so we were like okay fine, we'll go with something else. Day of the shower comes, the MIL trots out the stroller which is all dinged up and dirty and says "Would you believe it! I found it at the dump! I can't believe someone would throw this away!." The looks on all the party guests' faces were epic. My poor sister had to sit there and act excited over a present that was fished out of the trash. So yes, it can be an awkward event for everyone involved, lol.

[GreatKazu]

49 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I loved when Kail was all, "I'm not a chef" - in the sense of "I'm only cooking one meal", but then Lincoln responded - "That's right! You're NOT a chef" - in the sense of, "Your cooking sucks, bitch, get me some Taco Bell."

That kid is GOLD. 

 

lol 

I miss Lincoln calling Kail PUTA! PUTA! PUTA! I keep hoping he will say that again. 

Lincoln told Kail, "We don't have guns. We have lasers." I wanted him to add, "I want to laser your ugly face and those tattoos."  

Lincoln is a miniature Javi with those sarcastic comments. Keep 'em coming, Lincoln. 

Kail can't even bother to make her own taco shells. She should have just bought Taco Bell or Del Taco instead. 

Baby showers can be nice, depending on the person and the circumstances. I just can't get behind renting a place. It is not a wedding.  They are becoming ridiculous just like those reveal parties. Just keep it simple. No need to have a big ass reveal party. Speaking of reveal parties, Kail should have one. The big reveal would be "Who's the daddy?" 

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Nothing.  Disrespectful is inviting an ex fuckbuddy.  Sure, it might have been polite to ask before filming, but as Luis calmly pointed out SEVERAL times, they weren't filming.  Also, the Sleaze Harem wouldn't know Respectful if it crawled up inside them and paid rent.   

Yep. Briana and her clan always have to argue about something. It is like they all have a permanent dick up their asses. 

OMG @BitterApple. My jaw just hit the ground. 

Edited September 12, 2017 by GreatKazu

[Lemur]

53 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Oh, they absolutely were. Brianna wanted to Luis to arrive and pretend they were still together! She clearly feels some shame and doesn't want to admit to her entire family what the situation is. But, at the same time, she can't stop her petty self from inviting an "ex" to get under Luis's skin, even if it would raise red flags to her "happy family" narrative. 

Clearly not enough shame to keep her off the show, but then again, look at Baby Daddy #1.  And she's beyond petty, she's full-on passive aggressive. But hey, thank God she invited her ex-with-the-truck.  At least *someone* was watching the kids play in the pool while the Coven of Harpies were sharpening their talons and rolling their eyes.

Even from the recipient end I hate that part! It's so awkward. I always wonder, "Am I gushing enough over Becky's plain, white onsies? I don't want her to think I'm unappreciative. But they're just white onsies". For real. I have NO poker face. So I'm always terrified an ugly outfit will come out and I'll have trouble trying to look like it's the cutest thing on the planet.

I stopped getting invited to these things when I made it a point of publicly removing myself before the games started, usually to the bar. (And not going if there wasn't a bar to remove myself to, because let's face it, it's another party that's just a cash/gift grab.)

[BitterApple]

Lincoln reminds me of a boy version of Gracie. He totally has his mother's number and he's going to needle her every chance he gets. He's really funny and witty for such a young kid. 

[heatherchandler]

17 hours ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Adams girlfriend 

 

The one that looks like she could be Mr. Burns great grand daughter 

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I googled her and I cannot even.  

Once again I am not able to control my laughter at work and I am busted for being online!

 

3 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

I am thinking that kail doesn't want 50/50 parenting with jo because not only would jo no longer be paying support, but kail would need to pay him.  She could end up paying all 3 of her baby daddies!

I really really hope this happens!

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

10 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Lincoln reminds me of a boy version of Gracie. He totally has his mother's number and he's going to needle her every chance he gets. He's really funny and witty for such a young kid. 

I'm already 'shipping Lincoln & Gracie (in 2035ish, not as teens).

[CaliforniaLove]

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The coven breaking down in the freaking pizzeria has got to be one of my favorite scenes on this show in years. "HE BROUGHT A ROLLING CAMERA. WHO DOES THAT?? WAAAAAH!" I don't know, Roxanne. Who plans their own baby shower, admits it is just for gifts, repeatedly tells everyone she planned the whole thing herself, arranges to have her 2nd non-upgraded baby daddy pretend to still be dating her to save face with her family and then invites her ex-boyfriend (or some guy who "used to bring me flowers all the time" - is that a boyfriend?) to the shower? Then they are all sitting there crying. What even. The whole thing is like a really poorly written and acted Tennessee Williams play. 

This x 1,000,000. I like to call that scene "The Coven & The Table of Tears". Even bad ass Britney started crying!

And sorry, but I DO think that not only was it skeevy that those guys brought a full-on studio camera to the shower, but it was also weird that Luis brought 27 of his guy friends. The fuck?

[GreatKazu]

3 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

This x 1,000,000. I like to call that scene "The Coven & The Table of Tears". Even bad ass Britney started crying!

And sorry, but I DO think that not only was it skeevy that those guys brought a full-on studio camera to the shower, but it was also weird that Luis brought 27 of his guy friends. The fuck?

Maybe Luis' friend, Teck-look-alike, graduated with a mass communications degree, like Karl, and he wanted to try out his new-found skillzzzzz at the party in the hopes that MTV hires him. 

11 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I'm already 'shipping Lincoln & Gracie (in 2035ish, not as teens).

Let's make it Gracie and Lincoln. :-)   

I want those two to start writing their books NOW.  Lincoln's book will be titled "You Ain't No Chef - This Ain't Your Mama's Cookbook." 

[Lemur]

31 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

This x 1,000,000. I like to call that scene "The Coven & The Table of Tears". Even bad ass Britney started crying!

And sorry, but I DO think that not only was it skeevy that those guys brought a full-on studio camera to the shower, but it was also weird that Luis brought 27 of his guy friends. The fuck?

And I can understand why Roxanne flipped her shit, if she and the rest of the Coven are under contractual obligation to MTV.  That sort of thing could have tossed some legal wrenches into their payday. 

[Sprockets]

4 minutes ago, Lemur said:

And I can understand why Roxanne flipped her shit

I can understand it too, but only if we agree the coven, and Roxanne in particular, are a steaming pile of classless trash.  Because otherwise you go to Luis and calmy and quietly tell him the camera must be taken away.  

[GreatKazu]

2 minutes ago, Sprockets said:

I can understand it too, but only if we agree the coven, and Roxanne in particular, are a steaming pile of classless trash.  Because otherwise you go to Luis and calmy and quietly tell him the camera must be taken away.  

Exactly. 

Even if there was some legal hassle regarding the filming (I don't think so) 1) I think the MTV producer could have easily figured out that wasn't Roxanne or her daughters' doing and they would have intervened and 2) that is hardly a reason to scream like a fucking banshee. 

[Sprockets]

5 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

that is hardly a reason to scream like a fucking banshee. 

Of course.  But that is Roxanne's default position.  I speed through quite a bit of the Briana sections because it's all just too seedy and trashy.  It actually makes me feel dirty and depressed.   

Speaking of which, while Briana was telling the coven her cartoon version of her "relationship" with Luis, (adoption/he cheated) her daughter was sitting right there!  Poor little girl has no chance.  

Edited September 12, 2017 by Sprockets
typo/fat fingers

[StatisticalOutlier]

19 hours ago, Scarlett45 said:

Why does Kailyn wear her shorts SO DAMN SMALL?!! It looks like they are hurting her labia/mons pubis.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that.  Not words you see often, unfortunately.

 

18 hours ago, kitkat343 said:

I usually really like Corey, but good god, please stop letting Ali play baseball before she gets a serious injury.  I was worried that she was going to fall backwards with no helmet on after being hit in the face with the baseball by Aleeah  (although she was on grass).  I just wish they could find activities for her to enjoy that she will be able to do when the ms progresses.  It is really painful and sad to see her playing sports, knowing that this is going to have to come to an end soon.

It was horrible to watch her run on her crooked legs.  And just as an empirical observation--not a good looking child.  She almost looks like she has that disease that makes little kids look really old.  Whatever--it couldn't hurt to brush her hair.  She always looks sticky to me.

 

17 hours ago, TeeMo said:

1. Can any of these girls do math? Did Jenelle tell her lawyer that she and David were together 3 years or did I misunderstand that exchange? They got together in summer/fall 2015. The hearing was in May 2017. Did she have the same math teacher as Amber who continually insists that she and Matt were together for much longer than they actually were?

She said they were going into their third year together, or the like.  Something clunky enough for me to think, "That means they haven't been together for three years."

 

8 hours ago, Scarlett45 said:

Line of the night goes to Brittany, "I'm legit stressed, I have a bald spot! You cannot see it but it's there."

I can't stand Brittany, but I have to admit she can be kind of funny. 

And speaking of bald spots, poor Jo.  A camera looking down on him from above is not his friend. 

 

3 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And watching Briana's comically hugely enhanced ass lumber up the stairs was worth the price of admission. That and her lavender dress with her elegant bra straps peeking out. So classy.

I'd noticed her huge ass before, but thought it was just pregnancy fat.  A couple of weeks ago, between her pregnant belly and her ass, she looked like an S.  But I've learned it's intentional.  Wow.

And props for the mention of the bra straps.  I'm old, so I'm just now kind of almost coming to terms with them in casual wear, but with that dress?  That dress was so special that she just had to wear it, even if it meant her bra would be showing?  Um, no. 

[Scarlett45]

@StatisticalOutlier you're welcome but it's true. They look painful! How does she walk?!! I'm just thinking of the pain she must be in....

[Sprockets]

10 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

But I've learned it's intentional.  Wow.

Did I miss aomething?  That ass is "intentional?"  Did she have fat injections?  Because it looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.  

11 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

And props for the mention of the bra straps.  I'm old, so I'm just now kind of almost coming to terms with them in casual wear, but with that dress? 

And the bra why?  So her figure would look nice?  That ship has sailed.  

[GreatKazu]

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Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that.  Not words you see often, unfortunately.

Unfortunately, Kail doesn't wear the proper size for her bigfoot size ass. Her shorts are five times too small. They appear to be forced up into her vagina and are likely touching the sides of her cervix. They have gone beyond her labia. 

 

Just now, Sprockets said:

Did I miss aomething?  That ass is "intentional?"  Did she have fat injections?  Because it looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.  

Yes. Briana and Kail both went to the same doctor and had fat transferred into their asses. Briana also had a vaginal rejuvenation and I believe a boob job. She will return in January to get more work done. Kail also had several procedures done. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

1 minute ago, GreatKazu said:

Unfortunately, Kail doesn't wear the proper size for her bigfoot size ass. Her shorts are five times too small. They appear to be forced up into her vagina and are likely touching the sides of her cervix. They have gone beyond her labia. 

 

Yes. Briana and Kail both went to the same doctor and had fat transferred into their asses. Briana also had a vaginal rejuvenation and I believe a boob job. She will return in January to get more work done. Kail also had several procedures done. 

Is he the one who does her lips? If so, JesusGod, stay away!

[Sprockets]

Just now, GreatKazu said:

Yes. Briana and Kail both went to the same doctor and had fat transferred into their asses.

Christ on a crutch!  Just when I thought nothing could surprise me.  Well I guess if they paid for that shit we can talk about it without the least reserve.  Whyohwhyohwhyohwhyohwhy. . . . 

[CaliforniaLove]

17 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

18 hours ago, TeeMo said:

1. Can any of these girls do math? Did Jenelle tell her lawyer that she and David were together 3 years or did I misunderstand that exchange? They got together in summer/fall 2015. The hearing was in May 2017. Did she have the same math teacher as Amber who continually insists that she and Matt were together for much longer than they actually were?

She said they were going into their third year together, or the like.  Something clunky enough for me to think, "That means they haven't been together for three years."

Yeah, I have a girlfriend who used to do this. When she got together with one of my best friends, she would always claim they were together a year more than what they actually were, because she counted the year they got together as "year one" in the scheme of "years together"...I finally asked her..."OK, so you got together on June 1st, 2001...did you consider it your 2 YEAR anniversary on "June 1st, 2002?". She was like "oooooh, you're right". Maybe if Jenelle had friends she'd have someone to explain it to her. 

[GreatKazu]

8 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Is he the one who does her lips? If so, JesusGod, stay away!

No. She gets those done often. I think she visits a doctor in Dover. 

Here is what she had done: https://www.inquisitr.com/4470451/will-kailyn-lowry-get-more-plastic-surgery-in-an-effort-to-get-her-pre-baby-body-back/

[Sprockets]

4 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Maybe if Jenelle had friends she'd have someone to explain it to her. 

Maybe David will buy her a friend for Christmas.