Darcey & Jesse: Cougar Town

[Christina]

Somehow, I managed to miss this meme, but now that I've seen it and will have nightmares, I've decided to make the rest of you suffer, too. I probably would have walked away from this shitshow for the increasing frauding if it wasn't for this forum. 

Posted by Jesse, but linked from another account as to not give him views

[mamadrama]

2 hours ago, Christina said:

Somehow, I managed to miss this meme, but now that I've seen it and will have nightmares, I've decided to make the rest of you suffer, too. I probably would have walked away from this shitshow for the increasing frauding if it wasn't for this forum. 

Posted by Jesse, but linked from another account as to not give him views

If I looked like an Oompa Loompa on the tell on then I would think twice about throwing scalpels and syringes.

[Joan of Argh]

THE END IS NEAR....

Donald Trump is retweeting Jesse Meester

 

[Joan of Argh]

and now El Gringo weighs in...

 

 

[RealReality]

5 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

THE END IS NEAR....

Donald Trump is retweeting Jesse Meester

 

This is bizarre, is he trying to get on the next season of the apprentice or is he angling for a cabinet position.  

Is there a secretary of douchebaggery?

[sagittarius sue]

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

his is bizarre, is he trying to get on the next season of the apprentice or is he angling for a cabinet position.  

Is there a secretary of douchebaggery?

It's not Lincoln's "team of rivals", it's a team of douche bags!

[politichick]

20 hours ago, RealReality said:

This is bizarre, is he trying to get on the next season of the apprentice or is he angling for a cabinet position.  

Is there a secretary of douchebaggery?

What a fucking asshole!

[DutchbutnoJesse]

No Jesse, America is not the greatest country in the world. In fact, there is no greatest country in the world. You can say "a great country", wonderful etc. but not the greatest. There are countries where the living conditions for the overall populations are better than in the USA. Does that make those countries the greatest in the world No! Does that make the USA a shithole country? No! (First and last time I will use the term 'shithole country' as I think it is a very disrespectful term).

What a great country is, depends on the person, your views, expectations etc.

Jesse, you are an ass.

 

Edited January 18, 2020 by DutchbutnoJesse

[DutchbutnoJesse]

Going further on this, what makes America great in his eyes? What is the best of it?  :))

Here we go:

-Goats

-Steak (only when cut on the bias)

-Free refills

-Best girlfriend... oh wait...

-Folded pizza

-Non critical audience at his speeches

 

Did I forget something?

 

Edited January 17, 2020 by DutchbutnoJesse

[RealReality]

31 minutes ago, DutchbutnoJesse said:

Going further on this, what makes America great in his eyes? What is the best of it?  :))

Here we go:

-Goats

-Steak (only when cut on the bias)

-Non critical  Half deaf elderly audience who can't escape without their walker at his speeches

Did I forget something?

 

FTFY

Edited January 17, 2020 by RealReality

[Christina]

We can all take a sigh of relief, Dr. Jesse is on the Covid-19 Task Force. This is not a meme, he actually posted it.

 

[ALittleShelfish]

6 minutes ago, Christina said:

We can all take a sigh of relief, Dr. Jesse is on the Covid-19 Task Force. This is not a meme, he actually posted it.

 

Great.  Quarantining will now consist of us all "working on ourselves" and looking for inner peace while playing dodgeball with a pair of Loubs.  Great.  Can't wait. 

[Christina]

Blast from the past that will never not be funny

 

[Gobi]

7 minutes ago, Christina said:

Blast from the past that will never not be funny

 

If the shoe fits, throw it!

[Christina]

Jesse, the King of Douchekind is, well super douchey.

He posted then deleted this:

After being called out for being a shitty person, and allegedly having both his Ebay and Amazon accounts frozen for the act, so he deleted that post and replaced it with this one

And just in case you missed how humble and incredible he is, he again posted:

After I tracked that down, it turns out that Showbiz Cheat Sheet has an article about his virtue signalling.

Once again, I'll point out he is sooooo humble:

 

 

 

[Spike]

Jesse’s What Now episodes are available on demand.

[ALittleShelfish]

22 hours ago, Spike said:

Jesse’s What Now episodes are available on no demand.

FTFY

[Christina]

Jesse wrote a book and it has bad reviews:

[edit: two slides]

So, he wants to sue the reviewers:

four slides arrows hard to see

I really disagree with people giving bad reviews for things they have not actually reviewed, yet cannot find an ounce of sympathy for him. Also, it's not something you can sue over so pound sand down a rat hole and go away already.

Edited April 6, 2020 by Christina

[mamadrama]

Amazon does not give a flying fuck about people leaving reviews for books they haven't purchased. Purchasing them on the site is not a prerequisite for reviews. 

Source: I'm an actual author who's had books on Amazon since 2003 (back when books and music was ALL they sold). I've done my part to earn money for the 'zon, at times my new releases have been #1 in their genre, and Amazon still doesn't give a rat's ass about whether or not the reviews are legit. They only care if they're libelous and even THAT has some gray area. 

[Christina]

3 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Amazon does not give a flying fuck about people leaving reviews for books they haven't purchased. Purchasing them on the site is not a prerequisite for reviews. 

Source: I'm an actual author who's had books on Amazon since 2003 (back when books and music was ALL they sold). I've done my part to earn money for the 'zon, at times my new releases have been #1 in their genre, and Amazon still doesn't give a rat's ass about whether or not the reviews are legit. They only care if they're libelous and even THAT has some gray area. 

I'm sure Jesse's civil litigation attorney can help you, too. His name is something like Misunderstood LegalTerms, Esq., or his partner, Stoopid Threats, Esq. at the Law Firm of Fake News in Googleland, USA.

The second review on the second post up there says that taking his advice..."Is almost as dangerous as having an expensive shoe thrown at your head.” How could he have a problem with that? Truth is a defense, jackass.

Anyhow, supposedly people were downloading the free chapter and then leaving a negative review so someone said he removed the book before Amazon could because of the overwhelming negative reviews. I have no idea if it's true, but if I were him, I would remove it until things died down, too. 

Jesse's still insufferable and didn't need to write a book to prove it. 

[AZChristian]

5 hours ago, Christina said:

I'm sure Jesse's civil litigation attorney can help you, too. His name is something like Misunderstood LegalTerms, Esq., or his partner, Stoopid Threats, Esq. at the Law Firm of Fake News in Googleland, USA.

Dewey, Cheetum and Howe, LLC.

[OnceSane]

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overall musty vibe

Wins best review with me!

[Christina]

Jesse had a small part in an indy film years ago, and he is stretching it for all it's worth. He keeps finding ways to post photos or video clips of it. Most recently, I think, TikTok:

 

[RealReality]

On 3/30/2020 at 5:37 PM, Christina said:

Jesse, the King of Douchekind is, well super douchey.

He posted then deleted this:

After being called out for being a shitty person, and allegedly having both his Ebay and Amazon accounts frozen for the act, so he deleted that post and replaced it with this one

And just in case you missed how humble and incredible he is, he again posted:

After I tracked that down, it turns out that Showbiz Cheat Sheet has an article about his virtue signalling.

Once again, I'll point out he is sooooo humble:

 

 

 

So, on this topic, people were shredding Jessie for hoarding a price gouging masks.  But a YouTuber I sometimes follow posted a video about how she received a "marketing opportunity" email from a company that has/made masks and would give her a certain amount to "giveaway" if she directed people to their website - to buy supplies at highly inflated prices.  

This YouTuber was disgusted, but I betcha one Jesse meester was not. 

 

Edited April 6, 2020 by RealReality

[gingerella]

I went to Amazon to check his lame ass book, and he's craftily changed his surname to Lemay, as in 'Please Sir, Lemay have another drink!' He really thinks people are stupid I guess...

[mamadrama]

3 hours ago, gingerella said:

I went to Amazon to check his lame ass book, and he's craftily changed his surname to Lemay, as in 'Please Sir, Lemay have another drink!' He really thinks people are stupid I guess...

It's funny to me that the stock image he's using is a very popular one. I have at least 3 romance author friends who have used it on their covers. 

[iwasish]

On 3/29/2020 at 7:34 PM, Gobi said:

If the shoe fits, throw it!

I was praying her extensions would get caught also. 

[Spike]

59 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

It's funny to me that the stock image he's using is a very popular one. I have at least 3 romance author friends who have used it on their covers. 

The newest fad.  Is keto out?

[Elizzikra]

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It's funny to me that the stock image he's using is a very popular one. I have at least 3 romance author friends who have used it on their covers. 

I can see the appeal...

[mamadrama]

1 hour ago, Spike said:

The newest fad.  Is keto out?

Ha ha, I have no idea. I usually don't hear about things until they've come and gone.

[DanaMB]

5 hours ago, Spike said:

The newest fad.  Is keto out?

Pretty sure intermittent fasting came out before Keto. He's behind the times.

[Chalby]

On 12/1/2019 at 9:38 PM, Christina said:

 

Jesse is such a loser, he would resort to doing and saying ANYTHING if it puts him back on TV! Go away Jesse.

[Chalby]

2 hours ago, DanaMB said:

Pretty sure intermittent fasting came out before Keto. He's behind the times.

LOL - How true!!! This is also like those 'TLC celebrities' (loosely defined) who act like they discovered Circuit Training exercise. It makes one realize how narrow & exotic (AND entitled) their fiancee's view/focus is and how shocked and stupid they appear when they gradually understand whatever idea/fad they are presently has been done to death (and done better.)

[endure]

WTF date Jesse....even Darcy doesn't want him.  I think his 15 min was up years ago.

Edited May 19, 2020 by endure

[endure]

Jesse should get together with Courtney of 90 Day fame, they have that in common and they're both posers 😉😐🙂😄

 

[Persnickety1]

15 hours ago, endure said:

WTF date Jesse....even Darcy doesn't want him.  I think his 15 min was up a years ago.

It should have been Darcy, in all of her boozy blubbering glory, on that show, not Jesse.  

I would have loved to see viewers vote for her next dalliance 😄 

[endure]

11 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

It should have been Darcy, in all of her boozy blubbering glory, on that show, not Jesse.  

I would have loved to see viewers vote for her next dalliance 😄 

Was it an actual show, I couldn’t find the actual listing and then checked the online link but it wanted me to sign up live and I wasn’t about to do that and look like a hopeful desperate Jesse dater lol.  He must be living in the states, I wonder how he pulled that off.

[1011101010001]

22 minutes ago, endure said:

Was it an actual show, I couldn’t find the actual listing and then checked the online link but it wanted me to sign up live and I wasn’t about to do that and look like a hopeful desperate Jesse dater lol.  He must be living in the states, I wonder how he pulled that off.

Some people said it didn’t air in Canada.

[endure]

2 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Some people said it didn’t air in Canada.

Thanks that would be me, but they were advertising about it during one of the shows.  I’m not sorry I missed it 🤩

[Persnickety1]

11 hours ago, endure said:

Was it an actual show, I couldn’t find the actual listing and then checked the online link but it wanted me to sign up live and I wasn’t about to do that and look like a hopeful desperate Jesse dater lol.  He must be living in the states, I wonder how he pulled that off.

Oh, it's an actual 1-hour show.  This was the second episode.  It airs after Pillow Talk.  I think it's a filler for the slot left open by Sister Wives.  It's pretty much a waste of time, but I have a lot of time to waste with this quarantine, so I watched the first episode and skipped the second episode which included Jesse.  Jesse might have been right about Darcy, but I still can't deal with his egomaniacal bullshit  

[Cherrio]

I won't watch him.

He is cringey to look at and his voice is like fingernails on a blackboard for me.

He is a total zero.

[Joan of Argh]

On 5/18/2020 at 8:49 PM, MrBuhBye said:

Some people said it didn’t air in Canada.

I watched it and I'm in Canada.

[1011101010001]

9 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

I watched it and I'm in Canada.

That may have been the first week they had that issue.

[Joan of Argh]

 

Hell just froze over... A bunch of bloggers are reporting that TLC gave Jesse his own show called "Find Love Live"

I still can't believe it and I'm hoping it's not true, Family Chantelle is horrible but the thought of Jesse with his own show is worse!

 

[seacliffsal]

Wow!  TLC must have promised him the moon to be in that season with Darcy...

[1011101010001]

He was a contestant on one episode.  It already aired.

[Dustbunny]

24 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

He was a contestant on one episode.  It already aired.

oh thank god..., the bloggers were saying his OWN show like Family Chantelle

[1011101010001]

Correction two episodes they brought him back to talk about the date.

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

Correction two episodes they brought him back to talk about the date.

I can live with that 😂

The thought of him having his own show was making my blood boil!  lololol

[Texasmom1970]

I heard something about winning a date with Jesse. Are they trying to scare people away! Nobody wants that douchebag!