Darcey & Jesse: Cougar Town

[Pachengala]

7 hours ago, 1TrashTVAddict said:

Poor Darcey....and it's a "whirlwind" romance, not "worldwind." Poor thing...

And really, Darcey, it isn't that either.

[Irish Springs]

Darcy seems rather ....limited. She has the vocabulary of a teen to go along with attire. I will bet she hasn't gone to college or traveled much. I really feel for her daughters who will end up being embarrassed for their mothers tv appearance.

[Baltimore Betty]

OMG, choker on choker??? What is that about?  Teen daughters are usually the first to tell you what looks good or what you should not be wearing (my daughter did it to me) how have they never sang that "MOOOOOM, stop with the chokers" song? LOL.

Darcy keeps pressing, using words like engagement, step daughters etc...so, so desperate to keep that perfect fantasy that is going on in her head.  I wonder how many other men she chased away with that craziness.  

How had she never skyped with Jesse and her girls never met him? Your girls had never met the man you going to spend 6 weeks and then you wait a month before you introduce them?  There is a big disconnect between what Darcy says and what Darcy does.

[Irish Springs]

And who thought it was a good idea for her to stay for 6 weeks???

[Toaster Strudel]

33 minutes ago, Irish Springs said:

And who thought it was a good idea for her to stay for 6 weeks???

She probably added up the time it takes to get a marriage license and hire a band and a caterer.

[gonecrackers]

I wonder if Jesse ever gets tired of her hanging all over him. Darcy has no concept of personal space.

I can't imagine how she's coping when he *gasp*, has to go to work, or maybe that's why they showed her in the gym; she's hanging there all the time until he's done.

He must have a calendar hidden in his tiny apt with days crossed out counting down to 'Darcy's departure'.

[spankydoll]

She is gearing up to be a fashion victim in more ways than one. First the shoes stuck in the escalator. Then the hair extensions hanging into the escalator equipment when she was trying to pull her shoes out. Now she is on the stair climber with her sweatshirt tied around her waist with the drawstrings hanging down just waiting to jam up the gears. Falling off of her shoes every time they try to go for a walk. She has no common sense. None.

[Major Bigtime]

[Arwen Evenstar]

I guess that means we're being treated to another season of their antics?

[Nowhere]

I think Jesse is very good looking and out of Donatella's league. Sorry, I meant Darcy's league. Even though his looks aren't perfect, he's pretty and takes care of himself. I think that he would have absolutely no trouble with women. So why choose this immature woman? Maybe to break into TV? Try to get to LA? He's not all that but he may think he is, sort of like Pao thinks she can be a successful model. Considering that at the tender age of 24, Jesse is a million times more mature than Darcy, I just don't see any other reason for him to be with her. 

[Major Bigtime]

8 hours ago, Nowhere said:

Maybe to break into TV? Try to get to LA?

Ding, Ding, Ding!!! We have a winner!

[Christina]

23 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

I guess that means we're being treated to another season of their antics?

Nooooo!!! Seriously, one season is about all I can take of these couples. The ones I would like to see more of separate from the show and go on with their lives like normal people. The others become addicted to the cameras, make up storylines, and use it it as an excuse to badger their spouses. 

Darcy and Jesse have nothing to offer the viewership that I can see, and I'm convinced that their relationship only exists to get them on television, and they are both in on it. There is nothing between them, he seems openly hostile toward her clinginess, and that can't be just because he's Dutch. He's tolerating her for television time, and she knows it. She may not have been expecting them to cut their scenes to only her begging for marriage, but she should have since this show has been on the air long enough. 

It would be really nice to see some actual couples again, not just famewhores. Like with the group of polygamists got angry at the way Kody and the Browns' were portraying their religion on Sister Wives, and agreed to film a documentary type of show on another network. That show was interesting and real. I'd like that for K1 couples.

[BradandJanet]

2 hours ago, Christina said:

 

It would be really nice to see some actual couples again, not just famewhores. Like with the group of polygamists got angry at the way Kody and the Browns' were portraying their religion on Sister Wives, and agreed to film a documentary type of show on another network. That show was interesting and real. I'd like that for K1 couples.

The possibility of a serious show on this topic ended the minute Danielle and Mohamed first walked on set. The show is now what it is. 

[magemaud]

My theory is that Darcey and Jesse DID break up but now they're backpedaling and doing damage control by telling us to "watch the show to see what really happens" because going public with the news on "Soshul Meedya" (thanks, Danielle) violated their contract with TLC. Then again, the whole thing might be scripted and as fake as Darcey's hair! 

Edited September 16, 2017 by magemaud

[Major Bigtime]

I came across this in that group, yes, we're all being played.

 

[magemaud]

"You are making a mockery of the K1 Visa process!" --Loren

[Mambo Gladys]

Why does Darcey never mention missing her kids? She can mention engagement about 40 times in three sentences but has not shown any remorse about leaving the girls for six weeks. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

15 minutes ago, Mambo Gladys said:

Why does Darcey never mention missing her kids? She can mention engagement about 40 times in three sentences but has not shown any remorse about leaving the girls for six weeks. 

LOL-Mambo Gladys!  Love it!!!

[AZChristian]

23 minutes ago, Mambo Gladys said:

Why does Darcey never mention missing her kids? She can mention engagement about 40 times in three sentences but has not shown any remorse about leaving the girls for six weeks. 

They would probably only miss her because she stole their jeans when she left.

[BradandJanet]

On 8/30/2017 at 10:43 PM, ChiCricket said:

 Darvey's (ex) husband had a Dutch-boy haircut. Guess she has a type.

Looks like Jack White of the White Stripes. 

[Mambo Gladys]

Good lord, that hair would look better on Darcey. 

[CofCinci]

2 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Looks like Jack White of the White Stripes. 

No, looks like Jack White of the WIDE Stripes.

[MrHufflepuff]

I feel so sorry for those kids.  what if some choker-related issue comes up?  What if Chad, the cute guy from the football team, dumps one of them for someone with more expensive chokers?  Or what if it's time for the Sadie Choker's Day Dance?  Or what if (God forbid) one of them has her choker just come off during PE class?

Those girls are at that critical time of life when a young woman first learns about chokers, and Darcey is just missing it.  Darcey will never get those precious choker moments back.  Sad.

[Christina]

On 9/15/2017 at 11:51 PM, BradandJanet said:

The possibility of a serious show on this topic ended the minute Danielle and Mohamed first walked on set. The show is now what it is. 

TLC won't cast those people, and people like Darcey will keep applying to this one, but the Centennial Group that got pissed at Sister Wives aired on a different station altogether, and it would be nice if they did it for K1s, too. 

I read somewhere, maybe the group discussed above, that Darcey's sister is dating a young man from Albania. She was making those stupid duck faces in the photos and doesn't look better than Darcey anymore. I found him much more attractive than Jesse, but don't want to see them next season. There should be one famewhore per family limit on reality television shows. 

[poeticlicensed]

On 9/16/2017 at 1:03 PM, SoshulMeedya said:

Disgusting. They better not got a second season on this show.

 

On 9/16/2017 at 0:50 PM, Major Bigtime said:

I came across this in that group, yes, we're all being played.

 

Exposure huh? Darcey must subscribe to the view that any publicity is good publicity because if this is true, the Interwebs will skewer then. No wonder Darcey has since said that she regrets doing the show. And the whole thing hasn't even aired yet. 

[islandgal140]

About the choker thing? I don't think she is necessarily hiding a wrinkly need. She strikes me as the type who loves and follows trends. This was likely filmed sometime in 2016 and at the time chokers made a huge resurgence, so this was likely why she was so into them.

W Magazine called 2016 the year of the choker and also said it was the year the choker died LOL!

https://www.wmagazine.com/story/2016-was-the-year-of-the-choker-was-it-also-the-year-the-choker-died

[Arwen Evenstar]

Which one? Cuh-reer or brand?

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, islandgal140 said:

About the choker thing? I don't think she is necessarily hiding a wrinkly need. She strikes me as the type who loves and follows trends. This was likely filmed sometime in 2016 and at the time chokers made a huge resurgence, so this was likely why she was so into them.

W Magazine called 2016 the year of the choker and also said it was the year the choker died LOL!

https://www.wmagazine.com/story/2016-was-the-year-of-the-choker-was-it-also-the-year-the-choker-died

Does that mean next year we will be forced to watch her episodes where she embraces the cold shoulder top?

Edited September 18, 2017 by Baltimore Betty
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[KayBreezy]

8 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Does that mean next year we will be forced to watch her episodes where she embraces the cold shoulder top?

God is going to block that...and cold shoulder tops.

[gonecrackers]

This ripped jeans look seems current. I'm not a fashion follower, never was, & I think it looks awful. I don't think looking like your clothes are in tatters is appropriate for anyone, but at her age Darcey just looks extra ridiculous in them.

I saw her in a TH with Jesse with no choker; it was a quick shot but her neck seemed fine. I think she's just trying to be young, hip & cool.

[Miss Chevious]

8 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

 

I saw her in a TH with Jesse with no choker; it was a quick shot but her neck seemed fine. I think she's just trying to be young, hip & cool.

And failing miserably.

[booboopbedoo]

1 hour ago, Miss Chevious said:

I think she's just trying to be young, hip & cool.

hahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahaah

sorry I peed myself

[gonecrackers]

^Yeah well exactly. It's as ridiculous as the way she acted with his parents, like a nervous, inexperienced teen or something. Maybe it's just her & she's really that immature, or it's just an overdone, bad act they are both perpetrating for the sake of some publicity.

Edited September 19, 2017 by gonecrackers

[Nowhere]

On 9/18/2017 at 1:05 AM, MrHufflepuff said:

I feel so sorry for those kids.  what if some choker-related issue comes up?  What if Chad, the cute guy from the football team, dumps one of them for someone with more expensive chokers?  Or what if it's time for the Sadie Choker's Day Dance?  Or what if (God forbid) one of them has her choker just come off during PE class?

Those girls are at that critical time of life when a young woman first learns about chokers, and Darcey is just missing it.  Darcey will never get those precious choker moments back.  Sad.

This is child neglect. Where are the choker wearing foster moms when we need them??  ???

[booboopbedoo]

35 minutes ago, Nowhere said:

This is child neglect. Where are the choker wearing foster moms when we need them??  

Ripped jeans,crotchless thongs,peek a boo bras,sequince headbands, crop tops with naughty saying,leggings and CFM pumps

[Desert Rat]

3 hours ago, booboopbedoo said:

Ripped jeans,crotchless thongs,peek a boo bras,sequince headbands, crop tops with naughty saying,leggings and CFM pumps

CFM pumps. I learn something new everyday.  

[HappyDancex2]

On 9/18/2017 at 3:11 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

Does that mean next year we will be forced to watch her episodes where she embraces the cold shoulder top?

And I'm sure she'll go with the ever popular pronunciation..... "code shoder."

[Major Bigtime]

Since they are both so hot to be on TV and promote themselves, she's probably going to start pitching a new sitcom called "Wheeerrreee's Jesse???"

[Baltimore Betty]

7 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

And I'm sure she'll go with the ever popular pronunciation..... "code shoder."

Bwahahaha!

[Arwen Evenstar]

4 hours ago, Major Bigtime said:

Since they are both so hot to be on TV and promote themselves, she's probably going to start pitching a new sitcom called "Wheeerrreee's Jesse???"

He's giving her the code shoder!

[BXD]

On September 11, 2017 at 3:24 PM, 1TrashTVAddict said:

I'm confused. Anyone here from Connecticut? They only sell shirts with built in chokers? Who does she think she's kidding? Is she hiding her plastic surgery scars or the Age rings around her tree trunk neck?  Poor Darcey....and it's a "whirlwind" romance, not "worldwind." Poor thing...

I assure you CT is has more than shirts with built in chokers. We also wear UGGS with leggings, so we are pretty fashionable up here. :)

[DanielleBB]

He's giving her the code shoulder, and it's causing a world-wind of emotions!! ?

[Arwen Evenstar]

3 hours ago, DanielleBB said:

He's giving her the code shoulder, and it's causing a world-wind of emotions!! ?

Bbbbbut, he's her soul mate.

[DamnGina]

She hopes to get publicity for her clothing line?? EVERYONE has a clothing line these days!! Next she will have her own line of parfumes ( "Choker # 5 " ), and will be in the studio recording her first album!

[Arwen Evenstar]

5 hours ago, DamnGina said:

She hopes to get publicity for her clothing line?? EVERYONE has a clothing line these days!! Next she will have her own line of parfumes ( "Choker # 5 " ), and will be in the studio recording her first album!

I knew about the clothing line.  Choker #5! Lolz! 

Please no album! I'm sure her singing sounds worse than my cats round mouth yowling in the car on the way to the vet.

[Toaster Strudel]

Darcey was right! He's practically a stepfather.

[Irish Springs]

11 minutes ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Darcey was right! He's practically a stepfather.

I think he was photoshopped into the pic!

[PityFree]

2 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Darcey was right! He's practically a stepfather.

 

Wow. Darcy has quite a five head in that pic. She does look better with lighter hair and a less harsh style (vs a stick straight, waist length, black, center parted Cher-do).

[CoachWristletJen]

1 hour ago, PityFree said:

Wow. Darcy has quite a five head in that pic. She does look better with lighter hair and a less harsh style (vs a stick straight, waist length, black, center parted Cher-do).

what's a five head?

[Meowwww]

2 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

what's a five head?

Foreheads are supposed to be 4 fingers wide.  Lay your hand horizontally from eyes to hairline.  

A 5 head is 5 fingers wide aka unnaturally large