S07.E03: Going Commando

[Tara Ariano]

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Kyle and Lisa Rinna happen upon one another in New York City while traveling with their daughters. In Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump surprises Ken with a big-bucks birthday gift; Eileen struggles with a loss; and Erika's short dress creates quite a stir.

[ElDosEquis]

Stop with the 'animals as accessories'.

Fucking assholes.

[b2H]

I feel for Eileen.  The anniversary of my mother's passing was yesterday (Monday) and I had that same moment of closing the door on her home, the house I grew up in, just after Christmas some 12 years ago.  It is an empty feeling.

[nexxie]

Poignant scene of Eileen saying goodbye to her mother's home. :(

[Wings]

It seems that giggly is not well enough to travel around town, he is very old now. . She is.now carting the other dog. Harrison?

[FlyingEgret]

I don't think Ken really loved the $25k watch- it seemed like he was looking for the gift receipt... 

[escapetoreality]

What hotel are they at??? Must know. 

[Pickles]

Kyle's face looks very "refreshed". I wonder what she has had done?

lisa Rinna burned the bridge with Yolanda and now it is killing her that she doesn't have Gigi's mom on speed dial.

[nexxie]

Way to go making Delilah's meeting about you, Lisa! Nobody wants to hear about your narrow hips and birth canal. 

[ciaoformeow]

I hate saying it but I'm not at all interested in Eileens segments. 

I think all her whining and beating a dead horse constantly finally got to me. I want to care about her storyline because everyone goes through losing a parent and I like seeing real life stuff over fighting. But I just can't care with her anymore. She has worn me out and now When I hear her voice on the tv I immediately have to stop myself from rolling my eyes 

Edited December 21, 2016 by lilsadone

[RedheadZombie]

I love that Kyle and Mauricio are so successful now.  You know Kathy thought she was the queen bee for landing the rich guy, and Kyle was just settling with Mauricio.   And it's great that Kyle's children were mostly raised before the wealth.  Their heads are on straighter than the Hilton spawn.

LVP once stated she was a man, only missing the genitalia.  I believe it now.  She's moved on from the love of her life (Giggy) for a younger, prettier version.  Giggy 2.0 shows about as much signs of life as the original.  I am so not drawn to dogs that can pass as a stuffed animal.  And I am a dog-freak.  Does Lisa drive with him in her lap?  Why not just throw it out the window while driving?  Not safe for Lisa, and certainly not safe for a little lap dog talk.

I felt bad for the male employee at the jewelry shop.  He didn't enjoy hearing the vulgar "rubber" talk.

Rinna looked great while touring Kyle's new store.  I loved her sleeveless sweater, white jeans, and flat sandals.  She's not looking as skinny.  And I believe that Harry Hamlin is as cheap as she claims - I recognized the Direct TV remote control on the kitchen table.

I'm sorry, but Dorit's baby doesn't "favor a side" to such a degree that her head is misshapen.  The baby's care takers have chosen to keep her laying on one side, and it's a little alarming.  I was a pediatric nurse early in my career, and I've never seen this issue.  It seems a little neglectful.

[izabella]

2 minutes ago, lilsadone said:

I hate saying it but I'm not at all interested in Eileens segments. 

I think all her whining and beating a dead horse constantly finally got it me. I want to care about her storyline because everyone goes through losing a parent and I like seeing real life stuff over fighting. But I just can't care with her anymore. She has worn me out and now When I hear her voice on the tv I immediately have to stop myself from rolling my eyes 

I've reached that point as well.  I have been ff'ing through everything Eileen because I just can't with her anymore.  I'm enjoying the show more that way.

Erika, wear some goddamned underwear with your short dress in public, dumbass.  Save that for your husband.

[nexxie]

Yikes, Erika is jealous of the new girl so she flashes her husband?! lol

[HunterHunted]

29 minutes ago, escapetoreality said:

What hotel are they at??? Must know. 

The Knickerbocker

https://theknickerbocker.com

The Knickerbocker rooftop

https://www.google.com/search?q=the+knickerbocker+rooftop&client=tablet-android-samsung&prmd=misvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwidxqOip4TRAhWKilQKHQu-BnMQ_AUICCgC&biw=768&bih=1024

[Straycat80]

Really? They are going to make a big deal and storyline about Erika going commando and flashing Dorito's husband? Ugh! I wonder how many episodes we'll have to suffer through that or will it be an all season brawl?!

why does LisaR always refer to her husband as 'Harry Hamlin' and her daughter as 'Delilah Belle '? Why not just say their first names only? 

Looks like Harrison is LisaV 's new doggie accessory. At least Ken still likes Giggy. 

A pretty boring episode tonight all around. 

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, ElDosEquis said:

Stop with the 'animals as accessories'.

Fucking assholes.

As long as she isn't locking her dogs in a hot car, I could care less if she carries them around with her.

[charming]

Why the fuck is Erika going off when Lisa Vanderpump & her friend, PK, are joking around with each other? It had absolutely nothing to do with her. Especially considering Erika & her BFF Yolanda had no problem trashing Lisa last season. Now she's all about support and positivity? Sure, Jan. 

I love Harrison. He's so adorable. 

[chick binewski]

Dorit is so worried about her children. She almost made eye contact with them! Also, I think Jagger's in the Clorox.

Kyle's flouncy romper made me sad AND angry. Sangry?

I did like the dark teal wicker. 

[Bronzedog]

I think we're going to see the real Erica this season and she's going to be a bitch.  I'm just not liking Dorit and PK and I don't enjoy watching an indulged 2 year old.

 I felt for Eileen.  My father died of Alzheimer's and it's a long, painful journey.  By the time they die, you've already lost them piece by piece.  

[ihartcoffee]

I too have heard babies get misshaped heads from being placed on one side to much.  Usually the back of the head is flat. My nephews head was all messed up from being in the birth canal too long and had to wear one.  She also has a kid with speech development issues...... hmmmmm. 

I prefer 'natural child birth' to 'vaginally' if story telling in large groups like that.  How embarrassing for her daughter.  

[Wings]

26 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

I love that Kyle and Mauricio are so successful now.  You know Kathy thought she was the queen bee for landing the rich guy, and Kyle was just settling with Mauricio.   And it's great that Kyle's children were mostly raised before the wealth.  Their heads are on straighter than the Hilton spawn.

 She's moved on from the love of her life (Giggy) for a younger, prettier version.

I'm sorry, but Dorit's baby doesn't "favor a side" to such a degree that her head is misshapen.  The baby's care takers have chosen to keep her laying on one side, and it's a little alarming.  

DIRECTV is the best service you can get. I have had it for over 20 years. What do you mean? 

I love that Kyle and Mo are doing so well, too. Love it!

Gigi is just too old to take around now. They talked about his health. 

OH my god yes with Dorit and her baby, agree. Both of them.  Kids as accessories is afoot here. 

Edited December 21, 2016 by wings707

[RedheadZombie]

3 minutes ago, wings707 said:

DIRECTV is the best service you can get. I have had it for over 20 years. What do you mean? 

I love that Kyle and Mo are doing so well, too. Love it!

Gigi is just too old to drag around anymore. They talked about his health. 

OH my god yes with Dorit and her baby, agree. 

I only mean that I switched from AT&T to Direct TV to save money.   It fits with Harry's tight fisted ways.

[charming]

I'd rather watch Jagger eating sushi and crying in his carseat than the Hamlin-wanna-be models. If Delilah wasn't the daughter of celebrities she would not be signed to a modeling agency. I don't need either of the Chub Chub haters to do Talking Heads.

[dbell1]

First episode I've caught this year. If the Hamlin brats are now regular cast members, it will be my last. They're not entertaining and they're not intelligent and they took up way too much screen time.

Dorit bothers me. Can she be a one and done?

[JAYJAY1979]

Im giving Eileen a lot of slack...grief is complex and causes you to react and act in ways not typical.  

Im glad that the show is giving Rinna's daughters some talking heads...if youre gonna use your kids for story...I want to hear their take on a scene.  Makes me wish Bella had talking heads...cause you just know she was rolling her eyes at Yo all the time.

#pantygate....so petty...but at least it isnt Manchuseengate so a step in the right direction.

[RedheadZombie]

15 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Really? They are going to make a big deal and storyline about Erika going commando and flashing Dorito's husband? Ugh! I wonder how many episodes we'll have to suffer through that or will it be an all season brawl?!

why does LisaR always refer to her husband as 'Harry Hamlin' and her daughter as 'Delilah Belle '? Why not just say their first names only? 

Looks like Harrison is LisaV 's new doggie accessory. At least Ken still likes Giggy. 

A pretty boring episode tonight all around. 

I think Rinna is still in awe of Harry.  She once thanked Nicolette Sheridan for dumping him.  

I think it's pretty common to occasionally call your children by first and middle name.  If your mother can't do that, who can.  I've been called by first and middle a lot through my life. 

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Bronzedog said:

I think we're going to see the real Erica this season and she's going to be a bitch.  I'm just not liking Dorit and PK and I don't enjoy watching an indulged 2 year old.

 I felt for Eileen.  My father died of Alzheimer's and it's a long, painful journey.  By the time they die, you've already lost them piece by piece.  

I'm so sorry for your loss, Bronzedog.  I, too, felt for Eileen (even though she usually annoys the hell out of me).  I am currently going through this with my mother, and it sucks....no other word for it.  My Mom is at that stage where sometimes she is aware of what is happening to her, and other times is in her own world.  It's horrible when she has the realization, and it's horrible that I almost wish for her to not have it at all anymore.  

Fucking Alzheimers' and all dementias....

Edited December 21, 2016 by njbchlover

[HunterHunted]

23 minutes ago, izabella said:

I've reached that point as well.  I have been ff'ing through everything Eileen because I just can't with her anymore.  I'm enjoying the show more that way.

Erika, wear some goddamned underwear with your short dress in public, dumbass.  Save that for your husband.

Maybe Erika finds the C-string too uncomfortable.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/the-c-string-makes-the-average-thong-look-like-granny-pantie?utm_term=.kayxKNXNM#.iuX0wglgj

I'd be more inclined to watch Eileen scenes if she hadn't spent all last season boo hooing about LVP. Eileen has had family members dropping like flies for the past 5 or so years, but she's been fixated on LVP's perceived dig about the affair with Vince.

[Bronzedog]

I give Eileen a lot of slack too.  It's interesting she finds having experienced so much death embarrassing.  She may also be feeling guilt over possibly being relieved that her mother's battle is over.  Just a guess.

Looks like Dorit gifting Erica with snatch guards next week isn't going to go smoothly.  Erica is definitely jealous of Dorit.  

[Wings]

I FFed through Eileen. Not interested in her grief or her. 

Kyle does looked refreshed. Dermabrasion maybe.  In the scene I noticed it the most (empty shop space) she wore very little eye makeup and red lips. She looked fabulous. Her hair had more volume,  too.

I do think she would benefit from hair just brushing her shoulders with a side part.  It is sexier and won't lie quite so flat. Long hair accentuates her short height. 

Rinna's older daughter is very pretty.  Only 5'7" though, right?  Or is that the young one?

[zoeysmom]

24 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

As long as she isn't locking her dogs in a hot car, I could care less if she carries them around with her.

Wire-How old is Giggy now?  I know you know his history.  He is still a little cutie pie.

[Wings]

Erika, spanx I know you have drawers full of them. No panty line. You know this! What a piece of work.

[RedheadZombie]

PK doesn't seem to understand what self-deprecation means.  It's not insulting others, dumbass.   You'd think the "self" in the word would be self-explanatory. 

[farmgal4]

29 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

Dorit is so worried about her children. She almost made eye contact with them! Also, I think Jagger's in the Clorox.

Kyle's flouncy romper made me sad AND angry. Sangry?

I did like the dark teal wicker. 

What do you mean by "Jagger's in the Clorox"?

[Wings]

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Edited December 21, 2016 by wings707

[parrotlover]

Count me in as one who doesn't want to see the Hamlin girls doing talking heads. I think they had more screen time tonight than some of the housewives. And I haven't forgotten the chub chub comment either. They come across as typical rich spoiled mean girls. Not interested in Delilah modeling. Too funny that it's killing Rinna not to be able to call Yolanda!

i hope Dorit is one and done too. its going to be a long season. 

[This2getsold]

32 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

I only mean that I switched from AT&T to Direct TV to save money.   It fits with Harry's tight fisted ways.

Direct TV has all the NBA, NFL and NBA Games. Last I knew they were the only ones broadcasting all these games. Never mind HBO Starz etc.  

My bill most of the months of the year is about $325.00 - That is cheap?  

Of course neither you or I know what the Rinna's are paying for.

Oh the C strings. Please tell me you wear them once and throw out.  Yet another kind of underwear to dig out of ones butt.

Edited December 21, 2016 by This2getsold
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[parrotlover]

8 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

What do you mean by "Jagger's in the Clorox"?

I think they meant the scene where Dorit was talking to PK in the kitchen, Jagger opened the cabinet to what looked like cleaning supplies and neither parent seemed to be paying attention, as they were talking about Erika's hoo ha.

[Suck It Trebek]

Anyone else think Jiggy looked like he wanted to scamper (lumber? Wobble?) across the table and slit Harrison's throat because Lisa was fawning over him like she used to do to Jiggy? 

No? Just me?

[enchantingmonkey]

Lisa Rinna loves to name drop regardless of whose name it is.  If she didn't have such a sense of humor about herself, she'd be a clone of Heather Dubrow from OC.  

Yes, why are the Hamlin girls getting talking heads?  I was more interested in what Kyle's daughter was thinking.  She looked mostly bored at that get-together of the five of them.  

I'm hoping Dorit will be a train wreck I can't look away from, and I'm crossing my fingers and toes that she won't disappoint.  Pursuing the #pantygate issue should get the train rolling.  

Seeing Ken get pushed into the pool from his birthday party last year still makes me cringe.  The man had a hip replacement!

[Wings]

1 minute ago, This2getsold said:

Direct TV has all the NBA, NFL and NBA Games. Last I knew they were the only ones broadcasting all these games. Never mind HBO Starz etc.  

My bill most of the months of the year is about $325.00 - That is cheap?  

Of course neither you or I know what the Rinna's are paying for.

Mine is not cheap either and I don't get the sports channels, HBO or movie channels! 

3 TVS with wireless genies is very nice. I can record 5 shows at a time, I assume you have this set up, too.  I pay almost 200 but worth it.

The Hamlin probably have the top package is my guess.

[This2getsold]

6 minutes ago, wings707 said:

Mine is not cheap either and I don't get the sports channels, HBO or movie channels! 

3 TVS with wireless genies is very nice. I can record 5 shows at a time, I assume you have this set up, too.  I pay almost 200 but worth it.

The Hamlin probably have the top package is my guess.

 

1 minute ago, This2getsold said:

Yes! Love it!

Harry and Lisa probably have the porn channels also - I think she mentioned once about watching porn with Harry Hamlin.

Dorita is the biggest name dropper I have ever seen. Told husband this and he said yeah you know some big name droppers so that is quite a feat. 

Edited December 21, 2016 by This2getsold
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[Wings]

32 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

PK doesn't seem to understand what self-deprecation means.  It's not insulting others, dumbass.   You'd think the "self" in the word would be self-explanatory. 

He does. He added that because LVP liked the "insult" of black and white movies.  Their humor includes both.  John Cleese is the master of insult and self deprication.  Hysterical man. 

[Bronzedog]

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

I'm so sorry for your loss, Bronzedog.  I, too, felt for Eileen (even though she usually annoys the hell out of me).  I am currently going through this with my mother, and it sucks....no othe word for it.  My Mom is at that stage where sometimes she is aware of what is happening to her, and other times is in her own world.  It's horrible when she has the realization, and it's horrible that I almost wish for her to not have it at all anymore.  

Fucking Alzheimers' and all dementias....

Thanks.  I 'm sorry you're going through it.  It is hell.  I will say when it was all over I told my niece I had expected to feel worse, to be more grief stricken, to which she replied "it's because you've been grieving all along."  How'd that little upstart get so smart?  

That's why I'm wondering if some of Eileen's issues aren't because she thinks she should feel worse. Not that she's not feeling absolutely horrible, she's just not feeling horrible in the way she thought she would.  That she's grieving the loss, but, not the death.

Edited December 21, 2016 by Bronzedog

[breezy424]

Like others have already posted, I felt for Eileen.  I get it.  Been there.  Fortunately not as much as Eileen has in the past few years.  It takes a tremendous toll on someone and you go through so many emotions.

I thought it was a pretty boring episode otherwise.  I did like seeing the hotel where Kyle was staying, etc. but NYC seemed a bit dragged out.  LR's daughter is very pretty but let's face it, she's getting the gigs based on being the daughter of a celebrity couple.  Um, that's the trend right now.

If you're going to wear a short dress and you don't want your 'panty' line to show, put a Yummy on.  No excuse.  Geez.  Kyle kept on her white panties in a situation even if she wouldn't be exposed without them.  I didn't quite hear it but did Erika 'drop' a designer name again about the dress she was wearing?  And the EJ meeting about the video?  Yawn. 

Poor Giggy.  Or maybe lucky Giggy.  He's Ken's dog full time now. 

Sorry Dorit, your son may have preferred 'driving' the car but the plan was to go to the park.  Sometimes you have to listen to the crying so your child knows that this is what we're doing now.  I'm not sure how I feel about her infant's problem.  Quite frankly I've never seen or heard of that before.  Maybe she needs to pay more attention.  Like going to her son's speech therapy sessions.  Or maybe shopping with LVP is more important.  

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

Wire-How old is Giggy now?  I know you know his history.  He is still a little cutie pie.

He should be around 9 or 10 now, which isn't old for his breed but it is for him because of all his health issues. 

[zoeysmom]

4 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

He should be around 9 or 10 now, which isn't old for his breed but it is for him because of all his health issues. 

Thanks.  I still like keeping track of him.

[WireWrap]

49 minutes ago, parrotlover said:

I think they meant the scene where Dorit was talking to PK in the kitchen, Jagger opened the cabinet to what looked like cleaning supplies and neither parent seemed to be paying attention, as they were talking about Erika's hoo ha.

That cabinet looked like a spice cabinet but it wasn't shown all that clearly.

47 minutes ago, Suck It Trebek said:

Anyone else think Jiggy looked like he wanted to scamper (lumber? Wobble?) across the table and slit Harrison's throat because Lisa was fawning over him like she used to do to Jiggy? 

No? Just me?

Nahhh, As much as Lisa loves and holds Giggy, Ken holds him more, way more. He is more Ken's dog than Lisa's, hence Pandora giving her Dad a large picture of Giggy for his birthday. LOL

[RedheadZombie]

33 minutes ago, wings707 said:

He does. He added that because LVP liked the "insult" of black and white movies.  Their humor includes both.  John Cleese is the master of insult and self deprication.  Hysterical man. 

But self-deprecation is when you're mocking yourself.  I believe PK had been mocking Erika, or someone else.   I'm not arguing the superior British wit that Americans are too dumb to "get".   I'm questioning PK's interpretation of what he was doing. 

6 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

That cabinet looked like a spice cabinet but it wasn't shown all that clearly.

The container Jagger took out looked like wipes, and I'm pretty sure it said Clorox.  I think that's what the OP was referring to. 

[crgirl412]

1 hour ago, RedheadZombie said:

I love that Kyle and Mauricio are so successful now.  You know Kathy thought she was the queen bee for landing the rich guy, and Kyle was just settling with Mauricio.   And it's great that Kyle's children were mostly raised before the wealth.  Their heads are on straighter than the Hilton spawn.

LVP once stated she was a man, only missing the genitalia.  I believe it now.  She's moved on from the love of her life (Giggy) for a younger, prettier version.  Giggy 2.0 shows about as much signs of life as the original.  I am so not drawn to dogs that can pass as a stuffed animal.  And I am a dog-freak.  Does Lisa drive with him in her lap?  Why not just throw it out the window while driving?  Not safe for Lisa, and certainly not safe for a little lap dog talk.

I felt bad for the male employee at the jewelry shop.  He didn't enjoy hearing the vulgar "rubber" talk.

Rinna looked great while touring Kyle's new store.  I loved her sleeveless sweater, white jeans, and flat sandals.  She's not looking as skinny.  And I believe that Harry Hamlin is as cheap as she claims - I recognized the Direct TV remote control on the kitchen table.

I'm sorry, but Dorit's baby doesn't "favor a side" to such a degree that her head is misshapen.  The baby's care takers have chosen to keep her laying on one side, and it's a little alarming.  I was a pediatric nurse early in my career, and I've never seen this issue.  It seems a little neglectful.

Years ago the infants in Romanian and other Eastern Bloc nations' orphanages had misshapen heads due to neglect.  I was really surprised she gave that "reason" as well. 

She can't even take her son to speech therapy so I'm sure she isn't checking on much else with them.  Very sad.