S11.E19: Reunion Part 1

[ivygirl]

55 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:

Okay, I just laughed at the V.I. Poo commercial during this second airing. Do you think they could get Vicki as their spokesperson?

Maybe we should spray it around the room before watching the show?

[farmgal4]

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

Yup....and how seeing her marriage on TV is "therapedic"~~isn't that a mattress brand?  

Tempurpedic

[bravofan27]

My husband's comments this episode (the first episode he has watched this season):

"Did the grandma that looks 30 get butt implants?"

jajajaja

He also thought Meghan looked much better with extra weight.

[mbaywife123]

4 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

Maybe we should spray it around the room before watching the show?

Yes please, I would like a wonderful freesia or carnation scent.

[Giselle]

2 hours ago, Ubiquitous said:

I can see the handwriting on the wall. Goodbye, Vicki and Kelly!

Your mouth to the producer's ears.

[sandyskyblue]

Was glad to see that Andy did not shut down the talk about Brooks/Ding Dong when Vicki, of course, wanted to stop that conversation and eye-rolled Andy when he politely explained he was not done talking about Brooks yet, and that they would move on when he said they would move on.....uh, Vicks, get a clue: It is NOT your show.....Shannon was right about there being plenty of toxins in the room, enough that they should have all been wearing haz mat suits....I thought Meghan looked lovely and glowing, wishing her the best with her little daughter....

[Bebecat]

I can't even say how badly I want gross, disgusting liar face Icky to be gone. Just for the satisfaction of having it happen, having some of,these other evil witches outlast her. Not a Tamra fan at all but if would still take her over Icky. Anyone, even dumb azz Kelly. Would be so happy to never see her or her kin again. Might even pay to get bravo again...

[Misslindsey]

Wasn't it in one of the first episodes of the season that Vicki said she would still be with Brooks if he hadn't broke up with her and that she was crying in the street when he left? That does not sound like someone who was duped. I would think most people would be pissed if their significant other lied to them about having cancer and be the one doing the breaking up, not the other way around. Vicki being too busy working to notice Brooks did not have cancer. Bahahahaha! Bitch please, you still cannot keep your lies straight. Oh and Vicki, I would be extremely happy if you got fired from "your" show. This show was never called "Vicki Gunvelson and these other women". I was glad and a bit surprised that Andy shut Vicki down when she did not want to talk about Brooks. Vicki, you lied about your boyfriend having cancer so you could get some casseroles, I think it should be brought up in every interview you ever have. I wish Vicki's cancer scam charity would get discussed.

Shannon has every right to be mad (especially at Vicki), but she needs to learn more about playing the game from Tamra. I never thought that Shannon set Kelly up at the 70's party or in Ireland. I do not think that Shannon would take the time to set someone up that she does not know well, in the case of the 70's party. Why does Kelly's mind automatically go to set up in these situations? Also, why does Vicki not get that she can be forgiven by Shannon, but that does not mean that Shannon has to be friends with her?

Kelly is such an idiot. Did she actually say moot point, because I thought I heard mood point? I was probably hearing things. She regrets how she treated her husband? Interesting, since I thought she came on the show to reveal that her husband was an ass for a possible divorce. Kelly, Shannon was not pouring drinks down your throat. She ordered you a drink. It was up to you whether you drank it or not. If Shannon did not order a drink for you would say you were not included and if she did, she was pouring drinks down your throat.

I still think Vicki sent herself those flowers in Ireland. I laughed when Heather said it was funny and that she should know because she is Jewish.

I was so hoping that when Tamra was talking during the narcissist discussion how she knows what a narcissist was like, because she was friends with Vicki at one time. I agreed with Tamra that she had been pretty forgiving to Kelly up until Ireland, when even Tamra had enough.

I forgot what was being discussed, but Meghan had the best reaction shot, then I think it cut to Tamra laughing at Meghan's reaction.

I though Heather, Meghan (I liked her dress and hair), Tamra, and Vicki (I liked her hair) looked good. Shannon did not look bad, but not great either. Kelly looked horrible in that dress.

[Sew Sumi]

3 hours ago, KLovestoShop said:

Between Kelly's huge duck lips, and boobs that are sagging to her waist, she looked horrible.  She also is very dumb, not stupid, but dumb.  

I just read a perfect proverb for this show.  "She who stirs the shit pot, must eventually lick the spoon."   

When is it Tamrat's turn?

[RegalRegin]

 Vicki looked like a rabid raccoon when she snarled after Heather teased her about receiving flowers (from herself) in Ireland. 

[cklogan]

3 hours ago, Mondrianyone said:

She looked like she was smuggling watermelons in a big blue garbage bag.

Haha!  I was going with blue boob sling til I saw this. 

[Former Nun]

2 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

Kelly must have paid someone to write her papers and take her finals.

IF she completed even a semester.  Does anyone know?

[Former Nun]

3 hours ago, ParadoxLost said:

Shannon is doing herself no favors by pulling out all this post filming evidence that Kelly's fiancée was actually married and having an affair at the time.

...but apparently Kelly thinks that the "married man/fiance`" was having the affair with her.  SHE couldn't literally have an "affair" with him because she was separated.  I once heard a friend say that SHE wasn't the one committing adultery in her affair with a married man because she was divorced...HE was committing that sin.  Maybe this is some explanation learned in Confession.

Edited November 8, 2016 by Former Nun

[Negritude]

Kelly got points for admitting to watching the show and then binge watching the seasons she missed when she got the contract. It gets on my last nerve when people come on these Housewives franchises, or any reality show for that matter, and act as though they've never watched. As if they are above watching because that's so much worse than actually being on it, please. 

[Mrs Huffnagle]

4 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

Jesus on a Popsicle stick!

Vicki and "her" show for eleven years. She is so deluded that she does not realize Bravo has been giving her peanuts to dance like an organ grinders monkey.

Kelly is just beyond dumb, a good fit as Vicki's seasonal BFF. I too was distracted by her flour sack boobs.

Vicki needs to talk to Jill Zarin about thinking the show "belongs" to any one Housewife.

[HunterHunted]

Once again Kelly's inability to correctly observe a situation allows her to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Tamra talking about Michael's 730 exam seemed to be heading to an argument that Michael might have been misdiagnosed and that would explain why Michael has improved. Kelly, ever the idiot, belligerently asks Tamra if Tamra is a psychologist.

And then when Tamra was trying to explain that the two of them got along just fine before Ireland, Kelly just kept fixating on Tamra having issues after Ireland. I still think she has some really strange cognitive processing issue.

I think the reason Michael was so controlling was because he finally took Kelly to a work function. I'm sure she was dropping her corny jokes, drunk, vulgar, and indiscrete. I'm sure Michael monitored her phone, emails, and social media because he was afraid what she was saying to his colleagues.

[bichonblitz]

3 hours ago, yogi2014L said:

I'm not buying what Shannon is selling, I think she is a big shit stirrer then likes to play all innocent

I enjoy Kelly cause she calls Shannon and Heather on their shit and isn't afraid to play dirty. Is she awful in other ways? yes but seriously I love her not taking their shit LOL

I agree. I'm so sick of Shannon's " I don't lie", or "That's just not me" or "I would never do that". Sure you would, Shannon. And have. 

Part 1 is over and Heather barely said a word, Andy directed no questions towards her. Must be killing her.  I like it. 

[Ubiquitous]

4 hours ago, breezy424 said:

Kelly was trying so hard to be 'cool' with the 'calm down Shannon'.  Yeah, Kelly.  Know that game and know what you're trying to do.  Kelly fights dirty...and that's ok according to her.  Hmm....  And ya know, she was in the corporate world and therefore you do your research. 

Didn't Kelly previously claim she's never seen this show before she was hired to be on it?

3 hours ago, Misslindsey said:

Wasn't it in one of the first episodes of the season that Vicki said she would still be with Brooks if he hadn't broke up with her and that she was crying in the street when he left? That does not sound like someone who was duped. I would think most people would be pissed if their significant other lied to them about having cancer and be the one doing the breaking up, not the other way around. Vicki being too busy working to notice Brooks did not have cancer. Bahahahaha! Bitch please, you still cannot keep your lies straight. Oh and Vicki, I would be extremely happy if you got fired from "your" show. This show was never called "Vicki Gunvelson and these other women". I was glad and a bit surprised that Andy shut Vicki down when she did not want to talk about Brooks. Vicki, you lied about your boyfriend having cancer so you could get some casseroles, I think it should be brought up in every interview you ever have. I wish Vicki's cancer scam charity would get discussed.

Kelly is such an idiot. Did she actually say moot point, because I thought I heard mood point? I was probably hearing things. She regrets how she treated her husband? Interesting, since I thought she came on the show to reveal that her husband was an ass for a possible divorce. Kelly, Shannon was not pouring drinks down your throat. She ordered you a drink. It was up to you whether you drank it or not. If Shannon did not order a drink for you would say you were not included and if she did, she was pouring drinks down your throat.

Yes, Vicki said she was crying in the street when Brooks left her. I remembered he was the first person she called after leaving Shannon's 1970's party and rolled my eyes.

 

Yes, Kelly used the term "moot point" incorrectly.

[zoeysmom]

The B List-

Giving lace a bad name. 

I guess this where you end up when you screw up the Reunion.

[Mu Shu]

56 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

The B List-

Giving lace a bad name. 

I guess this where you end up when you screw up the Reunion.

These women really look frightening, especially Lizzie.  Common thread other than lace?  All these bitches sucked on the show, or in the case of Gretchen, took up with Slade and sucked on the show and were fired.  Please let this be a clue that Kelly and Vicki have joined that club.  Also, Vickis boobs are disgusting.  Her eyes arent the only thing re done.  She got those awful "high profile " implants.  

Losers, all of them.  Man it has to burn Vickis biscuits to be reduced to hanging out with the C team.

[Giselle]

9 hours ago, TazDevil said:

Andy tells Kelly that she is the most polarizing housewife and she says "oh, thank you!"  LOL!!!  She's such a dumbass.

Agreed. Waiting for it to air on the west coast but was wondering who Kelly sucked off to get into ASU, who she beat up to write her papers, and who she had to screw to get a diploma? Did she even graduate?

[Nanny pants]

Either Vicki was "medicated", extremely nervous, or experiencing a "psychotic break", but something was really off with her.  The "Ding Dong" business alone was troubling.

Edited November 8, 2016 by Nanny pants
Misspelling

[Giselle]

39 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

These women really look frightening, especially Lizzie.  Common thread other than lace?  All these bitches sucked on the show, or in the case of Gretchen, took up with Slade and sucked on the show and were fired.  Please let this be a clue that Kelly and Vicki have joined that club.  Also, Vickis boobs are disgusting.  Her eyes arent the only thing re done.  She got those awful "high profile " implants.  

Losers, all of them.  Man it has to burn Vickis biscuits to be reduced to hanging out with the C team.

Wouldn't that be the Hanging Double D Has-been Hags?

Those heifers even have their own brand the Hanging Double D.

[ghoulina]

I love how Vicki gets all upset that the Brooks/cancer shit is still being brought up, yet there she was, professing her desire to be with him in Heaven, as recent as the Ireland trip! Also, she thinks either of them have a shot at heaven? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. 

Speaking of, Tamra makes me want to roll my eyes right out of their socket with her, "We all make mistakes" excuse. Yes, Christians are not perfect. But you're supposed to TRY. I get the impression that Tamra just does whatever the fuck she wants and thinks it will be okay because Jesus will forgive her. 

But back to Vicki - she truly is delusional, is she not? "Get off my show!" Haha, bitch you don't own shit. And you can't even utter a convincing "Bye, Felicia". She has no power. Vicki is still on, after all these years, because she's a fucking trainwreck and people like to watch. And she's desperate enough to cling to this show for over a decade, even though she hasn't come across looking even halfway decent for many years now. But if she walked away today, the show would still go on without her. 

Megan looked so awkward, to me. I'm not saying pregnant women need to wear a muumuu, but with the belly bursting out in the tight dress, I didn't think the boobs needed to burst out as well. It was all a bit too much. 

I still don't think Shannon set Kelly up at the 70s party. Most of what was said was snark while Kelly was in another room. It was just gossip, there was no big confrontation or anything. 

Kelly just really doesn't fit on this show. I'm not saying everyone else is so much better than her, but she doesn't know how to play the "game". She is scorched earth, all the way. 

I thought Heather came off the best. I love how she's not going to let this "Jews are funny" shit die. 

[motorcitymom65]

6 hours ago, Negritude said:

Kelly got points for admitting to watching the show and then binge watching the seasons she missed when she got the contract. It gets on my last nerve when people come on these Housewives franchises, or any reality show for that matter, and act as though they've never watched. As if they are above watching because that's so much worse than actually being on it, please. 

The problem is she is saying that now, since she has been called out on it. In the beginning, she acted like she knew nothing about the prior conflicts. She acted shocked to hear about Brooks and his fake cancer, and scolded the other gals for holding Vicki at arms length. They had to explain why they had issues with her. No one believed that she had never watched, and she got a ton of shit about it over on Twitter. So now she is saying she did watch, which makes her look even crazier. 

[ghoulina]

6 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

And then when Tamra was trying to explain that the two of them got along just fine before Ireland, Kelly just kept fixating on Tamra having issues after Ireland. I still think she has some really strange cognitive processing issue.

Trying to explain anything to Kelly would be like talking to a wall. She really cannot follow a point from A to B. 

[QuinnM]

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She really cannot follow a point from A to B. 

That's a moot point.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

8 hours ago, breezy424 said:

 

Megan looked like a woman radiant in pregnancy.  Ok.  The hair wasn't the best but she did look great. 

Agree on everything. My hypothesis on the hair is she isn't dying the roots during pregnancy, and that weird updo middle of the top of her head scene is to help disguise that. Maybe? 

[ghoulina]

12 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

That's a moot point.

Stop being so natrocious!

[QuinnM]

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My hypothesis on the hair is she isn't dying the roots during pregnancy

That's my guess as well.  Kelly's dress was a sight.  And her hair looks like she slept in it.  Didn't anyone tell her how bad she looked?  Meh, it's a moot point.

I don't think Heather looks good in that color.  I think Megan needs to always be pregnant because it's a good look for her.  Vicki has had some good plastic surgery.  Gives me hope that the west coast Hos are able to find surgeons as good as the ones the east coast Hos. 

I don't think Kelly brings anything to the table so I don't care if she's gone.  I think that Bravo should put Vicki on friend status for a season.  I can stomach that much of her.

[Bebecat]

How could Icky be friend status when she has no friends?

[Nanny pants]

That photo of Lizzie?  Yikes...just your average "housewife/mother-of-two".  

[Ubiquitous]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

I love how Vicki gets all upset that the Brooks/cancer shit is still being brought up, yet there she was, professing her desire to be with him in Heaven, as recent as the Ireland trip! Also, she thinks either of them have a shot at heaven? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. 

What kind of fucked up shit was that? I cannot even begin to understand!

[Duke2801]

8 hours ago, Negritude said:

Kelly got points for admitting to watching the show and then binge watching the seasons she missed when she got the contract. It gets on my last nerve when people come on these Housewives franchises, or any reality show for that matter, and act as though they've never watched. As if they are above watching because that's so much worse than actually being on it, please. 

Yes, she does.  But at this point, she's so far in the negative that it's a "mood" point. Or a "moo point" - you know, a cow's opinion (according to Joey on Friends).  Sorry, no round of Final Jeopardy for you, Kelly. 

I hate Vicki like nuts in a brownie, but I must admit her hair looked great last night.  Kelly's hair actually looked better than the rat's nest she sported throughout the season, but unfortunately that dress ruined everything.  Everybody else looked fine to me.  I thought Megan looked adorable. 

 

4 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

The B List-

Giving lace a bad name. 

I guess this where you end up when you screw up the Reunion.

Ah, the Soon-to-be-Gones and the Wanna-be-Backs.  That filter is working hard.   

[walnutqueen]

Hey Vicky (you insufferable bunt) :

GET OFF MY SHOW.

[Primetimer]

And a ton more oh-so-burning questions from the reunion's first installment.

View the full article

[English Teacher]

<sheepishly admitting in a whisper> I didn't know that was Lizzie. I thought it was a drag queen. 

[FlyingEgret]

Did anyone else think that Heather put her actual embryos in the glass etching?

[Bebecat]

http://www.vulture.com/2016/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-recap-season-11-episode-19.html

 

always the best recap, for me :)

[ghoulina]

4 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

 

Did anyone else think that Heather put her actual embryos in the glass etching?

 

I seriously thought that was what she meant, at first. After she explained the birds and the nest and eggs, I understand what she meant. But wow. 

[Muffyn]

8 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Did anyone else think that Heather put her actual embryos in the glass etching?

Yes, I am right there with you and @Ghoulina. I think Andy was afraid she had done some wacky Shannon stuff and had them poured  in the foundation or something. 

[Mu Shu]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

Stop being so natrocious!

You are unrehensible.  No scratchy the woody!  

[Cherrio]

1 hour ago, Bebecat said:

How could Icky be friend status when she has no friends?

BEST POST !

[ghoulina]

5 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

You are unrehensible.  No scratchy the woody!  

Look, let's just address the elephant in the room....And, by that, I clearly mean the fat people. 

[Mu Shu]

23 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Look, let's just address the elephant in the room....And, by that, I clearly mean the fat people. 

And the fact that you sent a FAAAMILLY VAAANNN!!! To fit all those fat people into.  You're DIRTY!!!!

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

2 hours ago, Nanny pants said:

That photo of Lizzie?  Yikes...just your average "housewife/mother-of-two".  

I will never understand how she looks at that Dolly Parton over made up cheap ass itchy lace Frederick's of Hollywood in the mirror and gives it a thumbs up. She is terrifying. 

[918lux]

6 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

The B List-

Giving lace a bad name. 

I guess this where you end up when you screw up the Reunion.

Wow.  Gretchen has totally destroyed her face.

[Bebecat]

Wait, whch one is Lizzy? The far right? I had no idea who that is, but she was not even a guess.

Also, Icky's breasts are just all kinds of unattractive

[jaybird2]

wow, gretchen looks like she's wearing the same dress dorinda wore last night............no one wore it better.  just no  on both of them.. dorinda looked like she had a thigh girdle on and it showed thru the dress.  it makes them look very, very wide.   oh where are the fashion police

[Almost 3000]

1 hour ago, Muffyn said:

Yes, I am right there with you and @Ghoulina. I think Andy was afraid she had done some wacky Shannon stuff and had them poured  in the foundation or something. 

Ha! I'm so with you posters that thought her eggs were somehow in her glass art instillation. I guess they'll have to move if the eggs are ever used, just like their reason for moving this time was an "planned" bedroom for Coco. Andy would be SO disappointed if she put her embryos into the glass or foundation. He's asked at least twice for her Jewish eggs and I think he's serious.

Edited November 8, 2016 by Almost 3000
Because eyes and eggs aren't the same thing.