S11.E19: Reunion Part 1

[Tara Ariano]

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Part 1 of 3. The OC ladies reassemble. Included: Vicki is grilled; Tamra opens up about religion and being a peacemaker; Meghan addresses her relationship with Jimmy; and Kelly stands her ground when '70s party accusations fly.

[slitz]

1 hour ago, Tara Ariano said:

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Part 1 of 3. The OC ladies reassemble. Included: Vicki is grilled; Tamra opens up about religion and being a peacemaker; Meghan addresses her relationship with Jimmy; and Kelly stands her ground when '70s party accusations fly.

What in the sweet holy hell is that BS?  Tamra a peacemaker?  That's like saying Donald Trump is a women's rights activist.  Or Hillary Clinton has never told a lie.  Those words just don't belong together...ever.  

[SCS]

3 minutes ago, slitz said:

What in the sweet holy hell is that BS?  Tamra a peacemaker?  That's like saying Donald Trump is a women's rights activist.  Or Hillary Clinton has never told a lie.  Those words just don't belong together...ever.  

 

Kind of makes you roll your eyes and marvel at the delusion, doesn't it?

[slitz]

6 minutes ago, steelcitysister said:

 

Kind of makes you roll your eyes and marvel at the delusion, doesn't it?

I fear that my eyes may be permanently stuck in the back of my head now, they rolled so hard at that.  lol

[Watermelon]

Uhhh...she absolutely tried to be a peacemaker with kelly up until Ireland.

[zoeysmom]

40 minutes ago, Watermelon said:

Uhhh...she absolutely tried to be a peacemaker with kelly up until Ireland.

Tamra said something in an interview with Heather McDonald-she has out the others on notice if they say something and it is on camera, she will repeat it because it is going to come out anyway.  Don't know I feel about her position, but it is certainly a position of power.  Come talk to me, and I will deliver the message and then stand back and say, "me and my big mouth", to me Tamra losing or gains a lot in translation.  For example Nina at the party said, "at least I don't suck dick for a living."  She never said Kelly or the word prostitute.

[WireWrap]

17 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Tamra said something in an interview with Heather McDonald-she has out the others on notice if they say something and it is on camera, she will repeat it because it is going to come out anyway.  Don't know I feel about her position, but it is certainly a position of power.  Come talk to me, and I will deliver the message and then stand back and say, "me and my big mouth", to me Tamra losing or gains a lot in translation.  For example Nina at the party said, "at least I don't suck dick for a living."  She never said Kelly or the word prostitute.

They all talked about this Shannon's first season, how if something is said on camera then it is no longer considered a secret or off limits. It was about Heather repeating to her friends what Tamra told her on camera what Shannon had told Tamra on camera about the text David sent her about moving out. Tamra needs to remember that she has spoken about her estrangement with Sidney on camera because following these rules, that is fodder for the show now, the same with Kelly talking about Jolie being embarrassed about hearing things said about her mother. 

[zoeysmom]

1 hour ago, WireWrap said:

They all talked about this Shannon's first season, how if something is said on camera then it is no longer considered a secret or off limits. It was about Heather repeating to her friends what Tamra told her on camera what Shannon had told Tamra on camera about the text David sent her about moving out. Tamra needs to remember that she has spoken about her estrangement with Sidney on camera because following these rules, that is fodder for the show now, the same with Kelly talking about Jolie being embarrassed about hearing things said about her mother. 

I believe the idea behind not speaking of something one heard even on camera, especially if it is hurtful, is you are not suppose to throw it back in their face.  Kelly apologizes for her comments about Tamra's daughter and then turns around and does it again and claims it is okay because she is a dirty fighter. 

[Lisin]

OK guys, lets leave this thread chat free until the episode actually airs. Thanks! 

[BloggerAloud]

These ladies arguing what constitutes a narcissist while starring on a reality show based on the idea their very existence is interesting is the epitome of rich.

[WireWrap]

Who else thinks Vicki got her eyes done right after the Galmis accident? LOL Oh and Kelly needs to back off the lip filler, she is really close to Rinna territory now. Also, Kelly is one angry, nasty angry, with memory, issues woman.

[FlyingEgret]

I was so distracted by Kelly's top I didn't hear most of what she was trying to say - did she get larger implants or was that an optical illusion? 

[bosawks]

Vicki grabbing on to "her show" like Gollum to a ring was equal parts horrifying and hysterical.

My precious......

[Mondrianyone]

5 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I was so distracted by Kelly's top I didn't hear most of what she was trying to say - did she get larger implants or was that an optical illusion? 

She looked like she was smuggling watermelons in a big blue garbage bag.

[Straycat80]

Vicki is so delusional thinking it's 'her' show and telling Shannon and Tamra 'bye Felicia'. 

Kelly really does not back down or apologize. With Shannon I'm kind of on Kelly's side, I had forgotten about Shannon's shady friend at the 70's party. But Kelly needs to tone it down a lot. And she needs to knock off the lip filler and it looked like she got bigger boob implants too.

I didn't think Megan's dress was flattering on her either. 

[TazDevil]

Andy tells Kelly that she is the most polarizing housewife and she says "oh, thank you!"  LOL!!!  She's such a dumbass.

[Mu Shu]

Tamra is working this like a pro.  Andy shutting Vicki down by telling her he decides when to move on was a sexy ass move.  Shut that scallawag down.  It's his fucking show, you stanky hag.  

Kelly ain't coming back.  I wish Shannon would stop reacting to her.  I sincerely doubt she had a psyche eval and passed with flying colors.   However, her hair finally looks good.  The dress with the arm sling makes her look wide and dumpy, like her buddy next to her. 

Vicki is scared.  If Andy will fire her on air, I will send him a thank you gift every week for life.  From the Dollar store, but still.

Dont give a crap what Meghead and her unflattering hair have to say.  Same self centered hag, different package.  

[mbaywife123]

Jesus on a Popsicle stick!

Vicki and "her" show for eleven years. She is so deluded that she does not realize Bravo has been giving her peanuts to dance like an organ grinders monkey.

Kelly is just beyond dumb, a good fit as Vicki's seasonal BFF. I too was distracted by her flour sack boobs.

[nexxie]

Meghan looks healthier pregnant - the extra weight works for her.

[notnowimbusy]

Just now, nexxie said:

Meghan looks healthier pregnant - the extra weight works for her.

That's what I've held on to for 22 years after the birth of my son ;-)   You know those extra pounds look good !

[KLovestoShop]

Between Kelly's huge duck lips, and boobs that are sagging to her waist, she looked horrible.  She also is very dumb, not stupid, but dumb.  

I just read a perfect proverb for this show.  "She who stirs the shit pot, must eventually lick the spoon."   

[Guest]

Shannon is doing herself no favors by pulling out all this post filming evidence that Kelly's fiancée was actually married and having an affair at the time.

The fact that Shannon is admitting to engaging with people who have dirt on Kelly to prove that Kelly is awful gives some credence to a lot of accusations that she's gotten the benefit of the doubt on.

[100PercentPain]

5 minutes ago, notnowimbusy said:

That's what I've held on to for 22 years after the birth of my son ;-)   You know those extra pounds look good !

Ha! I'm going to start using that to explain the extra Mommy I still haven't lost since my last baby. 

[mbaywife123]

I am still just shaking my head at how DUMB Kelly is.

 Hurl "insults" at her and she truly takes them as compliments !

[Cherrio]

29 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Vicki grabbing on to "her show" like Gollum to a ring was equal parts horrifying and hysterical.

My precious......

Geeez........Vicki Ziffle.   You sure did not take a Xanax, you smoked a big bowl of meth !

[chick binewski]

Guys - Vicki was too busy to know Brooks didn't actually have cancer. You know, because she works. And she's "gonna be with Donn" in heaven. Have you told Donn that yet, Vicki? Because I'm pretty sure he'd voluntarily get sent to the other place if he becomes aware of his fate.

Yes, Kelly. People who are familiar with corporations always do their research AFTER they've signed contracts.

[Ubiquitous]

I can see the handwriting on the wall. Goodbye, Vicki and Kelly!

[Mu Shu]

15 minutes ago, ParadoxLost said:

Shannon is doing herself no favors by pulling out all this post filming evidence that Kelly's fiancée was actually married and having an affair at the time.

The fact that Shannon is admitting to engaging with people who have dirt on Kelly to prove that Kelly is awful gives some credence to a lot of accusations that she's gotten the benefit of the doubt on.

Yeah, Shannon needs to shut it.   See how Tamra just keeps handing her rope? That's how you do it.    Man that Tamra knows how to read a room.  She always exactly what Andy needs her to do.   Bitch has earned as many oranges as she wants.   Well played miss Waddle.

[Cherrio]

6 minutes ago, Ubiquitous said:

I can see the handwriting on the wall. Goodbye, Vicki and Kelly!

I know its Bravo, but I really think they realize they made a huge mistake bringing Icki back.

Dump her ass, but help her launch her last product.   Vicki's Cotex de Caza for incontinence.

Edited November 8, 2016 by Cherrio

[Suck It Trebek]

Kelly needs to seriously consider underwire. Or, really, any bra.

Please and thank you.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snore ... epic boring reunion . 

Vicki's show? Huh?  

[JAYJAY1979]

I remember how people alwaslys compared Tamra and brandi...but they are as different as night and day.  Tamra is ruthless, cunning, and can read a room....while Brandi kept messing up the chances she had.

Shannon....you have a pro as a friend..watch and see how she keeps that orange.

[pieinmyeye]

26 minutes ago, Ubiquitous said:

I can see the handwriting on the wall. Goodbye, Vicki and Kelly!

From your lips to Andy's ears. I'm somewhat on the fence about Vicky, but the show is either going to lose dumbass, duck-lipped Kelly or me. Her nastiness and stupidity have long since crossed the line and kept on going.

[notnowimbusy]

Vicki is falling into the Jill Zarin trap - she doesn't think the show can go on without her.   How long after she's let go does Briana put her new place up for sale, move in with Mom, and divorce Ryan?

[Former Nun]

On 11/4/2016 at 10:28 AM, WireWrap said:

...the same with Kelly talking about Jolie being embarrassed about hearing things said about her mother. 

What about the things said BY her mother?  Far worse than anyone else on this show has said...ever.

[KLovestoShop]

Ok, maybe Kelly IS stupid and dumb.  She calls Tamra a "calculated" person?  Honey, it's calculating.  

Why didn't they show the Dubrow mansion this season?   Maybe it's because of the rumor that it's been on the market?   

[mbaywife123]

I also hope that Kelly is a one and done.

It would be kind of funny if they brought back Vicki as as paid by episode friend of and let everyone punk on her ie: wrong party dates and times, requesting her to wear a costume to a non-existent costume fancy dress dinner,no show lunch dates, annual vacation trip to somewhere wonderful and when she gets to the airport either no ticket for her or coach for her and first class for the rest. This could go on all season just think of the possibilities!

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, TazDevil said:

Andy tells Kelly that she is the most polarizing housewife and she says "oh, thank you!"  LOL!!!  She's such a dumbass.

Yup....and how seeing her marriage on TV is "therapedic"~~isn't that a mattress brand?  

[Mu Shu]

3 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Yup....and how seeing her marriage on TV is "therapedic"~~isn't that a mattress brand?  

Lol.  Thermapedic.  I think.  Either way, it's therapeutic.   Kelly must have paid someone to write her papers and take her finals.  She's barely above being feral.  

Vicki insisting she never got in David's face, and shaking her stupid ugly head no when faced with video evidence.  She's completely pathological, and completely unfixable.  It's time to take out the trash.  Hey Vick, may not wAnt to buy any leather jackets ala Lynne Curtin.   I'd love to see your ass have to downsize and fade away.  She took so much glee when her coworkers fell on hard times.  Time for this carpetbaggers comeuppance.  

[100PercentPain]

When Andy repeated the "sucking dick for money" comment, did anyone else hear Vicki saying, "Don't say that. Children watch this." Like, more than once. 

What terrible parents allow their children to watch Real Housewives? A REUNION, no less? 

[ridethemaverick]

I'm prepared to dodge all the tomatoes but Kelly tickles me. She's vile but I think it's worth it to watch the other witches gasp in righteous indignation every time she says something, as if they aren't just as covertly bitchy as she is. 

Shannon did not come off well to me. Heather didn't annoy me but it's only day one so I know it's coming. Vicki was full of herself but I would miss her if she left. Meghan was cute.

Did Andy really need to keep needling Meghan about her pregnancy? She was clearly upset, geez, leave her alone you little shady elf.

Overall, pretty boring.

[hisbunkie]

19 minutes ago, KLovestoShop said:

Ok, maybe Kelly IS stupid and dumb.  She calls Tamra a "calculated" person?  Honey, it's calculating.  

Why didn't they show the Dubrow mansion this season?   Maybe it's because of the rumor that it's been on the market?   

I would think that if it were on the market they would be showing it.

Remember when lots of people on this forum talked about her former home never selling because it eas too personalized, too gauche, too big, and it did?  They didn't even have to list it? And they got a shitload of money?  

I think Ms fancy pants knows something about real estate.

[mbaywife123]

Okay, I just laughed at the V.I. Poo commercial during this second airing. Do you think they could get Vicki as their spokesperson?

[yogi2014L]

I'm not buying what Shannon is selling, I think she is a big shit stirrer then likes to play all innocent

I enjoy Kelly cause she calls Shannon and Heather on their shit and isn't afraid to play dirty. Is she awful in other ways? yes but seriously I love her not taking their shit LOL

[kdl88]

Kelly and Vicki are so gross. I feel like I need to take a shower after watching that. 

[HunterHunted]

Poor dumb Kelly. She's completely blameless. She heard Michelle Obama say, "When they go low, we go high." Kelly has misinterpreted it and has decided to her life by the motto "When they go low, I go lower."

1 hour ago, TazDevil said:

Andy tells Kelly that she is the most polarizing housewife and she says "oh, thank you!"  LOL!!!  She's such a dumbass.

So fucking dumb. The worst part is that she doesn't get when she's being insulted or when she's winning. If she had backed off of her dig about David at the 70s party, she could have guaranteed and secured herself a 2nd season. But she's so dumb and petty that she shoots herself in the foot by doubling down on her odiousness and awfulness.

1 hour ago, Mondrianyone said:

She looked like she was smuggling watermelons in a big blue garbage bag.

I saw her dress and said, "melons are on sale at the grocery." It all looked lumpy and saggy.

Vicki. I don't even have words for what I think of her. Gagging sound. Snoring sounds. I think Vicki will understand.

[yogi2014L]

34 minutes ago, ridethemaverick said:

I'm prepared to dodge all the tomatoes but Kelly tickles me. She's vile but I think it's worth it to watch the other witches gasp in righteous indignation every time she says something, as if they aren't just as covertly bitchy as she is. 

Shannon did not come off well to me. Heather didn't annoy me but it's only day one so I know it's coming. Vicki was full of herself but I would miss her if she left. Meghan was cute.

Did Andy really need to keep needling Meghan about her pregnancy? She was clearly upset, geez, leave her alone you little shady elf.

Overall, pretty boring.

Samesies!

[Ubiquitous]

38 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Vicki insisting she never got in David's face, and shaking her stupid ugly head no when faced with video evidence.  

Oh geez, I had forgotten about Crooked Vicki insisting they call Brooks "Ding Dong" in the first segment!

[mbaywife123]

Can the Simpsons writers do a " Icky and Smelly" show cartoon just once please!

[breezy424]

Loving the forum tonight.  You guys, once again, are on fire.

Did anyone like Kelly's dress?  I ask because I think the likes would be few and far between.  What the heck was she thinking?  I love looking like I'm carrying two cantaloupes in a sack.

Megan looked like a woman radiant in pregnancy.  Ok.  The hair wasn't the best but she did look great.  I really felt for her having to revisit the one embryo not taking.  I also like that she was willing to disagree no matter what 'couch' they were on.

Kelly was trying so hard to be 'cool' with the 'calm down Shannon'.  Yeah, Kelly.  Know that game and know what you're trying to do.  Kelly fights dirty...and that's ok according to her.  Hmm....  And ya know, she was in the corporate world and therefore you do your research.  You know Heather and Shannon were really restraining themselves after that comment.  Kelly is so trying to 'show' how smart and sophisticated she is and she just continues to make a fool of herself (not withstanding the two cantaloupes in the sack she's wearing).

Shannon is mad.  Really mad.  In many ways I don't blame her but she needs to follow Tamra's example as how to maintain yourself when game playing.

So the name of the show is Vicki Gunvelson in the OC?  Her show?  I don't think TPTB are going to 'appreciate' that.  Apparently, it's not 'your' show because Andy didn't shut it down when you basically told him to regarding Brooks.  Was so glad to hear the question about Vicki getting into David's face.  She did.  And I appreciated Meg's response that if a woman gets into a man's face, he has the right to reply and doesn't have to hold back because she's a 'woman' (probably in the minority here).  I don't agree that it's a 'millennial' thing.  It's an equality thing.

Heather was pretty quiet....for now.  Look forward to Kelly 'explaining' how the puppet works.