The Other Duggars: The Lost Girls and Amy

[kokapetl]

Amy has some sort of agent. 2 of her 10 profile views were from me.

http://cegtalent.com

Hodor and the Countess Luann also have the same representation.

[Sew Sumi]

The Countess? Oh dear, there may yet be some crappy dance singles in Famy's future. 

[JoanArc]

 

They will be living totally beyond their means inside of a year.

I agree, if they're not already.

 

 

I didn't know she had a store;

Look on the bottom left of her website. www.sweetrachelle.com , it doesn't seem to be up, but you know it's coming!

 

 

Hang around Jim Bob and Michelle long enough and you'll see this as the equivalent of working a 60-hour week down a mineshaft.

At least she gets to go home, go out alone, boink, and have a life. The Duggar kids are the equivalent of child miners of the 19th and 20th centuries.

 

 

Hodor and the Countess Luann also have the same representation.

Looks like Ja Rule might be showing up at a Duggar event, too! ;)

Edited February 3, 2016 by JoanArc

[Mollie]

That midriff isn't very trampoliney or taut. An airbag filled with Cracker Barrel fat perhaps.

She has no waist!  Why would she want to wear something so unflattering?

[NewDigs]

Yikes!

Even her belly button is off.

Then there's that toned Kate Hudson...

[BitterApple]

She has no waist! Why would she want to wear something so unflattering?

Back when Jessa did her People spread with Spurge, I noticed they left all her post-baby weight on her. It was a far contrast to that infamous Kourtney Kardashian US Magazine shoot where they hacked off half her body. People clearly does not dip into the Photoshop budget for D-listers like the Duggars.

Edited February 3, 2016 by BitterApple

[Obsidian]

Back when Jessa did her People spread with Spurge, I noticed they left all her post-baby weight on her. It was a far contrast to that infamous Kourtney Kardashian US Magazine shoot where they hacked off half her body. People clearly does not dip into the Photoshop budget for D-listers like the Duggars.

Good. People magazine might think it's a privilege for the C, B and A listers to have their bodies Photoshopped, but I think it's good if magazines publish photos of people as they actually are.

 

Same with Amy's stomach - I imagine anyone associated with the Duggars might like to separate themselves sometimes by showing off the odd elbow or stomach, even if it's a normal size and shape.

 

(Talking of showing off body parts, I've just realised that my mother's clothes could come from the same racks as MeChelle's, except she also wears trousers. Oh, help.)

[Fuzzysox]

Famy and her husband got tattoos!!! Nothing says "yep, our love is forever until I hate you 2 years from now like a couple's tattoo."

The tat is in People. I can't link from my tablet

Edited February 5, 2016 by Fuzzysox

[louannems]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA5sBUDAbI2/

[louannems]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=483156671809435&substory_index=0&id=392699244188512&__tn__=%2As

Amy's husband has horrible grammar and punctuation!

[BitterApple]

Lord have mercy. I've seen better writing from ten year-olds. DUI Dill apparently wasn't big on edumacation.

[momofsquid]

I like the way he spells out "you all" rather than the more common "y'all". Is that an attempt at formality? Edited to observe that it's more likely that he couldn't figure out how to use the apostrophe. And now I edit once more to add that I'm cracking myself up imagining him calling across the house, "Babe? How do you spell y'all?"

Edited February 5, 2016 by momofsquid

[DangerousMinds]

Eh, I think Amy's body is fine.

[CofCinci]

So Amy is continuing with the "Rebel Duggar" branding when she is neither a Rebel or a Duggar. If I had photoshop skills, I'd mock up the People cover to read "Basic Cousin."

[GeeGolly]

So Amy is continuing with the "Rebel Duggar" branding when she is neither a Rebel or a Duggar. If I had photoshop skills, I'd mock up the People cover to read "Basic Cousin."

True statement.

[Aja]

So Amy is continuing with the "Rebel Duggar" branding when she is neither a Rebel or a Duggar. If I had photoshop skills, I'd mock up the People cover to read "Basic Cousin."

Or "Cousin Oliver".

[JoanArc]

http://www.people.com/article/amy-duggar-king-dillon-king-have-matching-tattoos

 

I thought the tattoos were in Hebrew until i read the caption. Worst.cursive.ever.

[kokapetl]

"Next in the phone"

[Lemur]

I see "30 day supply of Oxycodone".

[Aja]

"Keys in the shroom"

[JoanArc]

I see "30 day supply of Oxycodone".

"Ma'am, we need it on paper before we can fill it."

[momofsquid]

"Nest in the farm." Hey, I got two words right!

Edited February 5, 2016 by momofsquid

[BitterApple]

I read it as "next in the farm."

Those are seriously the shittiest tattoos I've ever seen. Guys in prison do a better job with a ballpoint pen.

[GeeGolly]

I saw- right in the strew.

[Fosca]

All I see is squiggles.

[scriggle]

Next in the humerus?

[Sew Sumi]

I saw them on my phone. They looked like Rorschach tests.

[kokapetl]

http://www.people.com/article/amy-duggar-king-dillon-king-have-matching-tattoos

I thought the tattoos were in Hebrew until i read the caption. Worst.cursive.ever.

Edited February 5, 2016 by Kokapetl

[JoanArc]

Next in the humerus?

Strangely appropriate for an arm tattoo. A little googling tells me squiggly writing tatts are in right now. Enjoy the 18 months they're gonna be popular, Amy!

[CofCinci]

"Tattoo Saturday"?? They need to go back on Sunday and get the rest of the letters. I can't read that and I work with physicians all day!

[Churchhoney]

I saw- right in the strew.

 

I saw "Right in the straw."  I thought it was a continuation of those engagement pictures where they'd rolled in the mud and manure.

[Jynnan tonnix]

I got the "rest in the" part, but the last word totally perplexed me. I was mostly reading it as "rest in the forearm", even though it didn't quite look like that, but at least the location was about right.

[Sew Sumi]

His is on his bicep. Or, more aptly put, "bicep."

[princelina]

I think it's Rest in the Savior.

[queenanne]

I can make an argument for "Next" or, if you stare at it too long, "Kept". 

 

"in the..."

 

"Home"?  "Hume"?  "Parm"?  "Pharm"?

 

(How much time do you think they're gonna expend translating these to folks for the next 60-odd years?)

[Quilt Fairy]

Kept in the hummus?

[Zahdii]

News reports say that the tats say "Rest in the storm".  

[monkeypox]

I got "Right can the pharm."

Edited February 6, 2016 by monkeypox

[CofCinci]

Next in the hummer

Amy, bad tattoos are rebelling.

Edited February 6, 2016 by CofCinci

[GeeGolly]

News reports say that the tats say "Rest in the storm".  

Which really is just as funny as the tat being undecipherable. Amy thrives in a storm.

[NewDigs]

I got "Rapt in the pleasure"?

If that's "Rest in the Storm" they should be asking for their money back.

No matter what it says they should be asking for their money back. Those are just awful.

[queenanne]

His is on his bicep. Or, more aptly put, "bicep."

 

...So, that's now as good as his bicep can, or will, get, without fear of "distorting the tattoo"?

 

Nice excuse to couch potato out for the rest of your life, DUI Dill.  "Wouldn't wanna stretch the script getting a muscle!"

 

News reports say that the tats say "Rest in the storm".  

 

Terrible and ungrammatical for desired idea.  I guess they couldn't use copyrighted Bob Dylan, but this sounds like that person in the old Memorex ad, pretending to relax in an armchair while whippy waves of distorting sound try to carry them away like Dorothy's tornado. 

 

You might as well say "recline in the storm", and it would make that much sense.  There's no "resting" in storms!!  "rest FROM the storm", either preceded by "you are my" or without it, would make more sense.

[kokapetl]

We'd all be wise to invest in tattoo removal companies/technology.

[Jynnan tonnix]

...So, that's now as good as his bicep can, or will, get, without fear of "distorting the tattoo"?

 

Nice excuse to couch potato out for the rest of your life, DUI Dill.  "Wouldn't wanna stretch the script getting a muscle!"

 

 

Terrible and ungrammatical for desired idea.  I guess they couldn't use copyrighted Bob Dylan, but this sounds like that person in the old Memorex ad, pretending to relax in an armchair while whippy waves of distorting sound try to carry them away like Dorothy's tornado. 

 

You might as well say "recline in the storm", and it would make that much sense.  There's no "resting" in storms!!  "rest FROM the storm", either preceded by "you are my" or without it, would make more sense.

It's somewhat awkward wording, but it does make some sense to me...I think the contrast and seeming contradiction is purposeful, accenting the fact that, I presume Jesus, but maybe just the significant other, gives rest where none should be found. Plus which, it's practical! Even if something goes awry in the relationship or the faith, it's vague and illegible enough that you can still probably get it to read something deep and meaningful :)

[GeeGolly]

A book: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2476942.Rest_in_the_Storm

 

A bible reference: https://darrellcreswell.wordpress.com/2013/07/09/god-will-calm-your-storm-rest-in-the-power-of-his-grace-bible-inspiration/

[mimionthebeach]

A book: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2476942.Rest_in_the_Storm

*sigh* The romantic atheist in me was interpreting this as a vow to always be there and care for each other no matter how difficult things got.

A bible reference: https://darrellcreswell.wordpress.com/2013/07/09/god-will-calm-your-storm-rest-in-the-power-of-his-grace-bible-inspiration/

[babyhouseman]

The tattoo artist must've learned handwriting from Duggar homeschooling. 

[BitterApple]

The tattoo artist must've learned handwriting from Duggar homeschooling.

Lol, Fundie tattoo artist perhaps?

On second thought, no. Otherwise half the words would've been misspelled.

[MichaelaRae]

Otherwise half the words would've been misspelled.

 

How can you tell they AREN'T?

[leighroda]

Apparently in the people article Amy admits she was not a virgin when she got married... She's really digging deep to remain relevent, why are we bringing this up, a year later!?