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Kody Brown: Part-Time Father, Full-Time Asshat
Zahdii replied to Rhondinella's topic in Sister Wives
OMG! Hilarious! The spiral curls, the shades flopping down over his eyes during his dramatic declaration of all he's sacrificed just to LOVE HER! It goes nicely with his moobs and his beer belly refusing to be hidden by his overly large tee shirt. Kody is like is like human herpes: once you've got him, you can never quite get rid of him. There is no sex good enough to chance getting stuck with him. -
Say What?: Commercials That Made Us Scratch Our Heads
Zahdii replied to Lola16's topic in Commercials
I'm guessing that the owner of the rabbits used his/her credit card to take at least one of the bunnies to the vet and get the fix. Now they can cuddle, commune, and consumate their relationship together without having more and more babies. -
I'd like to see that! (Reminds me of way too many years ago when I got to high school and went to the bathroom. Apparently during the night some plumbing had been done and the hot and cold water lines got mixed up. The toilets were steaming. I found it to be quite pleasant. Usually my hiney was sad and neglected (never getting to see sunlight, always getting sat on, and maligned for not being the "right size" according to the current fashion, etc). But that day my backside got a spa day.
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When did she go grey?
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Commercials That Annoy, Irritate or Outright Enrage
Zahdii replied to Maverick's topic in Commercials
Two old men are sitting around talking about how things are so different from when they were kids. Today's kids are soft, wouldn't be able to hack it if they had to grow up back in the day. One man says "They all want to ride a bus with cushioned seats on sit on their way to school. When I was a kid, I had to walk to school, and then walk home again." The other replies, "Me too. I had to walk even in bad weather. I didn't wait at a shelter for someone to come pick me up. #1 "I had to walk in bad weather, too! I walked in the wind, the rain, the sleet, and the snow!" #2 "So did I! And we got more snow back then, too!" #1 "Well I had to break trail with snow up past my knees to make it easier for my younger brothers and sisters." #2 "How many kids in your family?" #1 "Six." #2 "Well I had ten and I had to carry the youngest on my back!" #1 "How far away was the school?" #2 "Three miles, unless the creek ran high and covered the little foot bridge. Then we had to walk another three to get to the bigger bridge!" #1 "Well I had to walk 15 miles. Both ways." #2 "Well - " #1 Interrupts: "Uphill!" Sees #2 about to speak again. "BOTH WAYS!" #2 <glares at #1> "Well, we had this old cow. Gave the best milk, but boy was she mean... She'd step on your foot if she could..." #1 "They all do that. Ours would squirt onto her tail and slap you in the face with it if you gave her the chance." #2 "So would ours, but she'd also......... -
Bazinga, thanks for putting in a link to the past discussion of the case! So much easier that way.
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Oh yes. One episode changed the way I think of the phrase "Master of my domain" and the other introduced the term "Spongeworthy".
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How did it turn out?
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Yawn
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S03.E02: Chapter Eighteen - The Mines of Mandalore
Zahdii replied to formerlyfreedom's topic in The Mandalorian
Love it! Good thing Baby paid attention when Mando was showing him the controls and stuff. Now when Mando dropped the Sword and Bo picked it up and finished the fight for him, does that mean she's it's owner now? I hope so, the Sword seemed to be fighting Mando, but worked well for Bo. What dragged Mando into the deep water at the end there? What was that large eye in the water? The 'monster' thing that the first Mandelorian was supposed to have finished off many years earlier? Why did it let Bo collect Mando and take him back to the surface? Had it heard Bo telling Mando about her past as a member of the ruling family when she was a child? Was stealing Mando a test for Bo to prove herself worthy of ruling over the planet? Is some intelligence planning on making her lead an effort to rehabilitate Mandalore? -
S03.E01: Chapter Seventeen - The Apostate
Zahdii replied to formerlyfreedom's topic in The Mandalorian
He needs some toys, and maybe later on a pet. -
Not sure why, but I decided to watch the first episode. It seems geared toward the young adult segment, and also is a bit dark, so I shouldn't have given it a second glance. But I'm glad I watched, as I found it interesting. I'd be interested in knowing more about the background of the story. Are ghosts only bothering the UK? It seems no one knows why they suddenly started popping up and with the power to actually harm the living through a mere touch. What's the point of having a curfew if the ghosts can simply come into a home at will? When a ghost is cut up with one of the swords or pelted with salt, do they reappear later or are they gone for good? Could you keep someone from coming back as a ghost if you incinerate the body and mix the ashes with salt before burying them in a lead container?
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My dad told me: Don't ask people how much money they make. Don't ask them about their religion. Don't ask them who they voted for on the last election. If they bring it up anyway, act bored and uninterested. If they still won't shut up, tell them you have to see a man about a horse and leave.
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