Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[Pinke]

On 22/02/2018 at 10:35 AM, louannems said:

Alright, I can tell they are in the bedroom. I see a tiny closet, lotions, lots of Jill's necklaces, and what I think is a curling iron.  But what is in Derick's hand?

And WHY is she posting this to Instagram???

Several posters have said it before, but I'll chime in anyway... Can confirm that what Derick is holding is indeed a water bottle - I have the exact same model (well, mine is blue). I remember noticing it in previous pictures he or Jill had posted (and shuddering at the thought I had something - even minor - in common with this jerk).

 

Btw, Derick - my bottle is godlier than yours. Get fucked :D

Edited February 23, 2018 by PinkyCupcake

[Sew Sumi]

7 hours ago, Aja said:

Hi dear! --Aja Sumi

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me??? *squeeeeee*

[Westiepeach]

7 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me??? *squeeeeee*

OMG! Am I planning another blessed Season of Life Celebration? Be still my heart ...

Edited February 23, 2018 by Westiepeach

[magpye29]

We're all going to be married off very soon at this rate!  <3

[Sew Sumi]

Wait a second. Aren't Christians "sheep?" I'm sooo confused, Derelict (he retweeted this).

[ChiCricket]

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Edited February 24, 2018 by ChiCricket
moved to small talk :)

[mimionthebeach]

On 22/02/2018 at 8:55 PM, Barb23 said:

Could Derick be holding a water bottle? I'm curious about the thing plugged in on the dresser that is blue on top& white on bottom. My imagination has gone in a couple different directions trying to figure out what that is. Any ideas?

It looks like a diffuser to me... for the frankincense at sexy time. 

[Oldernowiser]

4 hours ago, mimionthebeach said:

It looks like a diffuser to me... for the frankincense at sexy time. 

Gotta cover up the smell of dirty house/used diapers/hygiene-indifferent husband somehow...

[MamaMax]

On 2/22/2018 at 2:24 PM, Natalie68 said:

Do you have a flower girl for your ceremony?  If not, I would like to offer my services.  Unless you need a ring bearer.  I can be flexible!

Uber for Jesus?

Maybe a butt plug as well.  May as well do it up to the hilt!  Is there room for a ball gag?

 

On 2/22/2018 at 2:31 PM, bigskygirl said:

Can you be the flower girl and the ring bearer? Thank you for offering your services.

 

 

YOU CAN NOT BE BOTH. GOD MADE FLOWER GIRLS AND RING BEARERS AND HE MAKES NO MISTAKES! IT IS A MYTH THAT YOU CAN BE BOTH!

[bigskygirl]

I dare you to cross this line and say that!

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[Heathen]

3 hours ago, Oldernowiser said:

Gotta cover up the smell of dirty house/used diapers/hygiene-indifferent husband somehow...

Or hygiene-indifferent wife. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

3 hours ago, Oldernowiser said:

Gotta cover up the smell of dirty house/used diapers/hygiene-indifferent husband somehow...

And get through his ministrations to her grubby bare feet...

[woodscommaelle]

On 2/22/2018 at 12:02 PM, Oldernowiser said:

Jill is kissing his ass so much probably just trying to keep him semi-pacified.

Seriously gross.

[Sew Sumi]

Cathy liked this little gem. Maybe she should give back her degrees, too. 

[bigskygirl]

I was going to say to not give your hard earned resources to Derelict either.

[BetyBee]

41 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Cathy liked this little gem. Maybe she should give back her degrees, too. 

Why is Cathy so angry and hateful?  I really don't get her.

[bigskygirl]

1 minute ago, BetyBee said:

Why is Cathy so angry and hateful?  I really don't get her.

Could be related to what is going on with Derelict. They both seemed okay when Derelict first started courting Jill, but once the marriage and the first kid came along, it was all systems off.

[Celia Rubenstein]

3 minutes ago, bigskygirl said:

They both seemed okay when Derelict first started courting Jill, but once the marriage and the first kid came along, it was all systems off.

The key word being "seemed." It was all just an act. They were nut ass haters from the get-go. They just used to hide it better.

[Sew Sumi]

I wonder what made Dan stray away from his upbringing for a while? He wasn't baptized until after he broke up with the first girlfriend we saw on the show. 

[sixlets]

I am so pissed off at myself for liking Cathy in the beginning.  Any redeeming qualities Dwerp had from the start came from his dad.  Everything we see now came directly from her.  She is so damn smug, with her highfalutin nose stuck up in the air (and up the Duggars' assess).  She follows her "prodigy" around the internets defending him from all the mean people.  Puh-lease.  I hope she gets a nosebleed from sitting up on her pedestal too long.

[Sew Sumi]

I knew she was a stick in the mud when she was talking to Mechelle, declaring that their kids were so awesome because they had both used the same "training manual" to raise them. I did feel for her during her cancer treatment, especially since my dad also had lymphoma but unlike Cathy, was not able to receive the advanced treatments that had come along since his passing. 

After spending more time on twatter these past two weeks than all the years I've been on it combined due to the Olympics, I've seen what she likes pop up on my feed. She's disgusting. The stuff she's liked w/r/t the NRA since Parkland is appalling. 

[Celia Rubenstein]

Someone asked Derrick if he was ever going to realize the bible is just a storybook filled with lies, lol. 

Cathy responded, suggesting the bible is true because "no one could make that stuff up."

Whelp. I guess if Cathy thinks the bible is too filled with wondrous things to possibly be fiction, it shows how many other books she's read in her life.  Does she watch TV? See movies? Would she think Star Wars is real because no one could possibly make that stuff up?

That's just the dumbest argument I've ever heard anyone make to prove the bible is true. I mean ANYBODY could make that shit up. People come up with wilder, more imaginative things every day.

I'm sorry but Cathy is just stupid.

[DragonFaerie]

20 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Cathy responded, suggesting the bible is true because "no one could make that stuff up."

 

If Cathy is right about not being able to make that stuff up - Where the hell is the owl with my Hogwart's letter???

[madpsych78]

18 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Someone asked Derrick if he was ever going to realize the bible is just a storybook filled with lies, lol. 

Cathy responded, suggesting the bible is true because "no one could make that stuff up."

Whelp. I guess if Cathy thinks the bible is too filled with wondrous things to possibly be fiction, it shows how many other books she's read in her life.  Does she watch TV? See movies? Would she think Star Wars is real because no one could possibly make that stuff up?

That's just the dumbest argument I've ever heard anyone make to prove the bible is true. I mean ANYBODY could make that shit up. People come up with wilder, more imaginative things every day.

I'm sorry but Cathy is just stupid.

And yet there are things out there in real life that the Bible just has simply not conceived, mostly because it reflects the times when it was written. Like, for example, the idea of this vast universe.

2 hours ago, sixlets said:

I am so pissed off at myself for liking Cathy in the beginning.  Any redeeming qualities Dwerp had from the start came from his dad.  Everything we see now came directly from her.  She is so damn smug, with her highfalutin nose stuck up in the air (and up the Duggars' assess).  She follows her "prodigy" around the internets defending him from all the mean people.  Puh-lease.  I hope she gets a nosebleed from sitting up on her pedestal too long.

Maybe, but there isn't really any way to know for sure. Obviously Cathy is who she is now. She either became that way after Derick's father died, or she was that way when she met and married Derick's father. Either is plausible. We don't really know much about who he was beyond pictures and the stories that Cathy and Derick shared.

[Vaysh]

I wonder if Cathy has ever read anything about any kind of mythology other than Christianity. Because as a Scandinavian I really wish she'd get exposed to some Norse mythology; it is way more awesome than the Judeo-Christian one. Your god sacrificed his son Jesus, who hanged on a cross for a day? Pffft. Odin Allfather sacrificed himself and hanged from the world tree Yggdrasil for NINE days. You think Christmas is about the birth of Christ? Yeah, maybe google jólfaðr (Father Christmas, or Odin if you will). And there are all sorts of stories about gods and giants and trolls and then there's this huge battle at the end of the world with an enormous snake who will poison the sky, wolves eating the sun and the moon, and a giant ship of death made out of toenails. Who could possibly have made all this stuff up? It clearly must be true. I'll see you at Ragnarök Cathy.

Edited February 25, 2018 by Vaysh

[Arwen Evenstar]

Not to mention that these ebil, librul, majority non religious countries take better care of their people better than the uber religious Muricans who want to strip people of their rights, social safety nets, and health care...

Scandinavian countries enjoy some of the highest per capita incomes in the world, have high environmental and safety standards and still make profits, while USA claims regulations cost too much.

[GeeGolly]

Oh my. If I had written down the stories and thoughts that came out of my toddlers' and preschoolers' mouths years ago, I'd have a few great trilogies on my hands. 

Using "God given" common sense allows all folks the sense to question the Bible. The stories were seen through the lenses of individuals and then shared by word of mouth before they were finally written down. And many folks treated their maladies with natural herbs. Many natural herbs altered folks states of mind. In my opinion if the Bible were written today it would be put in the Fiction section. With all that said, I'm sure there are many truths in the Bible and see no fault in anyone using it for spiritual guidance.

But shit, I've smoked some weed back in the day that could have had me thinking a camel was a dinosaur. 

Cathy is really some kind of special lady.

[ginger90]

[GeeGolly]

3 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

If what Tweeter Nicole said is true and Derick knew this, he is a bigger asshole than I thought he was. If his church made the suggestion of inviting folks from the LGBTQ community knowing who the speaker the was for this Sunday, they are true assholes as well.

Fuck it, they're all assholes!

[andromeda331]

16 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Right Derick. We totally believe you. 

[GeeGolly]

Never mind.

Edited February 25, 2018 by GeeGolly

[Future Cat Lady]

53 minutes ago, andromeda331 said:

Right Derick. We totally believe you. 

Oh yeah! I'm sure it's a total coincidence that you invite gay people to your church right after having a speaker explains to you how to pray the gay away.

Does he think people are that stupid or is he the one who is incredibly stupid? 

[Annb67]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

How can you be "pretty sure" when you first said you didn't know what the topic would be? Liar

[MamaMax]

@Vaysh uh... toenails?

[SMama]

Did Derelict tweet about how many LBGTQ joined them today at church?

Edited February 26, 2018 by SMama

[ginger90]

32 minutes ago, SMama said:

Did Derilicy tweet about how many LBGTQ joined them today at church?

He hasn’t mentioned a thing about the services today.

[Arwen Evenstar]

5 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

He hasn’t mentioned a thing about the services today.

He’s only allowed to offend so many per day.

[Vaysh]

53 minutes ago, MamaMax said:

@Vaysh uh... toenails?

Oh yes. Toe- and fingernails from the dead. The ship's name is Naglfar, its captain is Loki, and in the end days it will bring the armies of Muspell to the shores of Oskopne where the final battle will be fought on the field of Vigrid. This is why you should take care not to die with uncut nails because if you do you'll provide material for the ship and thus hasten the end of the world.

[cmr2014]

This is a bit far fetched, but I'm going to toss it out there.

I wonder if it was Cathy who encouraged Derick to contact JB as a "prayer partner." She has no issue with appearing on the show, and seems to revel in the followers that her peripheral role in this dog-and-pony show has given her. I mentioned in an earlier post that I think Derick may well have been fishing for a Duggar daughter for a wife when he contacted JB. Not only did Derick not say a word about the "courting standards," but neither did Cathy. If my 20+ son wanted to marry a girl he had just met whose family was that bat-shit, I might have tried to talk him into slowing down the train.

Maybe it was all coincidental, and she has only recently discovered that she kinds of enjoys her quasi-celebrity status, but she really has outed herself recently as a creepy woman and an overbearing mother, so I think it's possible.

[Lunera]

19 minutes ago, cmr2014 said:

This is a bit far fetched, but I'm going to toss it out there.

I wonder if it was Cathy who encouraged Derick to contact JB as a "prayer partner."

I never thought about it but that actually seems like something Cathy would do. I can imagine her watching 19 Kids and telling Derick to get in contact with Boob to become a "prayer partner" aka grift some money off a reality star for his phony mission in Nepal.

They were very aware of who they Duggars were, Derick mentioned he had been caroling at their house years before. I wouldn't be surprised if he was one of those weirdos that had contacted Boob before, telling him he was interested in one of his daughters. 

Edited February 26, 2018 by Lunera
Added stuff

[Sew Sumi]

I'm sure the local "celebrity" aspect also played into Derelict approaching Boob, whether he did it on his own, or with a nudge from Mommy. He does seem to be quite the little Mommy's Boy, doesn't he?

[ginger90]

Derick retweeted this about yesterday (video)

[SMama]

Holy theatrics! 

[louannems]

At least that mega church has a nice kids' program and isn't Family Integrated church like pissing Preacher's church.  Those kinds of churches really know how to abuse tiny kids.  I remember from my years at a rural SDA chuch.

[lascuba]

On 2/24/2018 at 7:09 PM, Celia Rubenstein said:

Someone asked Derrick if he was ever going to realize the bible is just a storybook filled with lies, lol. 

Cathy responded, suggesting the bible is true because "no one could make that stuff up."

Whelp. I guess if Cathy thinks the bible is too filled with wondrous things to possibly be fiction, it shows how many other books she's read in her life.  Does she watch TV? See movies? Would she think Star Wars is real because no one could possibly make that stuff up?

That's just the dumbest argument I've ever heard anyone make to prove the bible is true. I mean ANYBODY could make that shit up. People come up with wilder, more imaginative things every day.

I'm sorry but Cathy is just stupid.

Christianity isn't even the first to have a god born of a virgin.

These people really need to get out more.

[Aja]

1 minute ago, lascuba said:

Christianity isn't even the first to have a god born of a virgin.

These people really need to get out more.

Right??? I have so many bridges to sell them.

[JoanArc]

20 minutes ago, Aja said:

Right??? I have so many bridges to sell them.

I have a rock that keeps away tigers!

[Genevrier]

On 2/23/2018 at 6:47 PM, Sew Sumi said:

Wait a second. Aren't Christians "sheep?" I'm sooo confused, Derelict (he retweeted this).

Christians are lambs, I think. I’m sure there’s a meaningful distinction there that I’m just not holy enough to grasp.

[FakeJoshDuggar]

34 minutes ago, Genevrier said:

Christians are lambs, I think. I’m sure there’s a meaningful distinction there that I’m just not holy enough to grasp.

I think Jesus is supposed to be the lamb and the Christians are supposed to be the sheep. My baptist background has some vague recollections of Jesus being the lamb of God (maybe some sacrificial thing?) and Jesus is the shepherd of his flock of sheep. I lose track, but there’s too many comparisons to being livestock for my liking. 

[Sew Sumi]

@fakejoshduggar That's how I remembered it.