Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[DangerousMinds]

9 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Tens of people showed up at the Planned Parenthood rally the Dullards shilled on SM yesterday. Here's proof.

Will not get myself kicked off Dullard's page...will not get myself kicked off Dullard's page...

When will we see them protesting about war or the death penalty?

[Arwen Evenstar]

Even though the Dillard's as well as everyone else are entitled to their opinions and beliefs, the Dillydumdums often have me smacking my head...

I might have to change my position on Darwinism, since they would have been eaten by a saber toothed tiger on their 6000 year old earth.

[Rabbittron]

1 hour ago, DangerousMinds said:

When will we see them protesting about war or the death penalty?

In the top photo on upper right corner the guy who is wearing a dark blue shirt with a tie and tan or mustard pants looks alot like Smuggar.

[RazzleberryPie]

On 1/23/2017 at 7:35 AM, JoanArc said:

I'm a little surprised Jill could make a pizza crust from scratch. Maybe 'homemade' means 'frozen pizza I baked, at home'?

is it from scratch, or one of those Chef Boyardee type kids where you add hot water to a mix. Although adding water to a mix from a box has been difficult to Jill before.......

[questionfear]

17 hours ago, farmgal4 said:

One of the bottles is barbecue sauce.  For pizza?  Gag...

BBQ chicken pizza is DELICIOUS if made correctly. Freshly bbq'd chicken breast, shredded, plus some caramelized red onions and a sprinkling of mozz...mmm.

Though I doubt the Dillards took the time to prep and cook it that way. 

[GeeGolly]

Wide Wide World of Sports? Do I get cookies?

[Absolom]

1 hour ago, Rabbittron said:

In the top photo on upper right corner the guy who is wearing a dark blue shirt with a tie and tan or mustard pants looks alot like Smuggar.

Isn't that Joseph? 

[LZ1982]

Derick's appearance reminds me of the Arrested Development storyline where Tobias had Graft Vs. Host disease. I guess, per the comments upthread, Jill could be considered the graft.

[frenchtoast]

58 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Wide Wide World of Sports? Do I get cookies?

Close. I was referring to Joy from My Name Is Earl when they found a dead guy's computer (tragic wall bed accident). And she refers to the internet as the Wide Wide World of Web. Funnily enough, that episode was sort of referred to on TWoP because the dead guy said on the episode something about Televison Without Pity and that same thing was actually posted on the MNIE forum. And then "Joy" was posting. 

I know, it's pretty obscure. It's not a show Jill or any of the Duggars would have ever watched, but I enjoyed it. 

[Nysha]

13 hours ago, luvbadtv said:

His post is about mourning & sadness, yet they are stupidly grinning.  I'm confused.

So are they! Jill has been programmed to auto-smile for the camera, no matter what the occasion. Derrick just doesn't give a damn, anymore, he's just along for the ride. His mouth may be smiling, but his eyes look like he's in pain.

[PradaKitty]

He causes me pain...

[Missy Vixen]

16 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

 

 

 

Edited January 24, 2017 by Missy Vixen
I was bad. Bad Missy Vixen!

[Missy Vixen]

7 hours ago, frenchtoast said:

Folks, please, please, please do not take the occasion of the Dillards protest activities as permission to discuss the issue at length, most especially abortion. The last conversation was just a few days ago and it really wasn't ok either but we let it slide. Now it just seems like the leeway is being taken advantage of. There are loads of other places on the Wide Wide World of Web (cookies for who gets that) to discuss abortion. The Dillards bringing up the topic does not mean it needs to be discussed here. A mention of their activity is fine. Various explaining and lecturing the Dillards as a way to get around the no abortion talk is not. 

Thank you.

 

Sorry, FrenchToast. I just wrote Triple D the verbal equivalent of a bitch slap. I will take it down. ;-).

[sheshark]

Please, please post the above on his Insta.  Do you really care if you are banned from the Dullards?

[GeeGolly]

I think a simple Fuck-you Derick would suffice.

[Arwen Evenstar]

5 hours ago, Missy Vixen said:

Sorry, FrenchToast. I just wrote Triple D the verbal equivalent of a bitch slap. I will take it down. ;-).

Sorry, @frenchtoast...looks like I'm guilty too. I guess we'll just all have to learn to grit our teeth that this is just going to be another one of those Just Duggar Things...I appreciate you reining us in to keep this forum the lovely, fun, and friendly place I've enjoyed for a couple of years now.

Edited January 25, 2017 by Arwen Evenstar
Started getting into Victoria too much..wrong word.

[toodles]

4 hours ago, frenchtoast said:

Close. I was referring to Joy from My Name Is Earl when they found a dead guy's computer (tragic wall bed accident). And she refers to the internet as the Wide Wide World of Web. Funnily enough, that episode was sort of referred to on TWoP because the dead guy said on the episode something about Televison Without Pity and that same thing was actually posted on the MNIE forum. And then "Joy" was posting. 

I know, it's pretty obscure. It's not a show Jill or any of the Duggars would have ever watched, but I enjoyed it. 

I loved that show too.

[Sew Sumi]

6 hours ago, PradaKitty said:

He causes me pain...

He's the King of Pain. Duh. 

[MargeGunderson]

8 hours ago, frenchtoast said:

Close. I was referring to Joy from My Name Is Earl when they found a dead guy's computer (tragic wall bed accident). And she refers to the internet as the Wide Wide World of Web. Funnily enough, that episode was sort of referred to on TWoP because the dead guy said on the episode something about Televison Without Pity and that same thing was actually posted on the MNIE forum. And then "Joy" was posting. 

I know, it's pretty obscure. It's not a show Jill or any of the Duggars would have ever watched, but I enjoyed it. 

That is one of my favorite memories of TWOP. It was a beautiful long joke and I got the sense whoever connected with the show that set it up really had fun with it and sincerely enjoyed the posters on the MNIE TWOP board. 

[Fostersmom]

On January 24, 2017 at 9:53 AM, RazzleberryPie said:

is it from scratch, or one of those Chef Boyardee type kids where you add hot water to a mix. Although adding water to a mix from a box has been difficult to Jill before.......

I've never tried one of those, but I managed a dollar store years ago that sold them. Customers raved about them and I couldn't keep them in stock. Jill's pizza, however, looked beyond gross. Pizza shouldn't be tan. 

[ginger90]

On Tuesday, January 24, 2017 at 0:06 PM, Nysha said:

So are they! Jill has been programmed to auto-smile for the camera, no matter what the occasion. Derrick just doesn't give a damn, anymore, he's just along for the ride. His mouth may be smiling, but his eyes look like he's in pain.

Just like when Derick was a substitute for a day so others could attend a funeral. He took a picture of himself in the classroom with a big smile and gave the reason he was there in the caption. That was it for me.

Found it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLFBA67Bv4V/?taken-by=derickdillard&hl=en

[GeeGolly]

30 minutes ago, Fostersmom said:

I've never tried one of those, but I managed a dollar store years ago that sold them. Customers raved about them and I couldn't keep them in stock. Jill's pizza, however, looked beyond gross. Pizza shouldn't be tan. 

I'm afraid I may be more Duggar in this category than Jill. When my kids were little we made personal pizzas, which consisted of toasted English Muffins, jarred spaghetti sauce and whatever toppings we could find in the fridge like peppers, mushrooms, salami, ham, etc, topped with Parmesan cheese.

[sometimesy]

34 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Just like when Derick was a substitute for a day so others could attend a funeral. He took a picture of himself in the classroom with a big smile and gave the reason he was there in the caption. That was it for me.

Found it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLFBA67Bv4V/?taken-by=derickdillard&hl=en

Yep, he has completed his metamorphosis into a Duggbot. Prefer Smuggar to this jerk.

[ariel]

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

I'm afraid I may be more Duggar in this category than Jill. When my kids were little we made personal pizzas, which consisted of toasted English Muffins, jarred spaghetti sauce and whatever toppings we could find in the fridge like peppers, mushrooms, salami, ham, etc, topped with Parmesan cheese.

I do that too. Sometimes I use day old bagels or French or Italian Bread.  The difference between us & the Duggars is that we don't claim to have made "homemade" pizza.

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

I'm afraid I may be more Duggar in this category than Jill. When my kids were little we made personal pizzas, which consisted of toasted English Muffins, jarred spaghetti sauce and whatever toppings we could find in the fridge like peppers, mushrooms, salami, ham, etc, topped with Parmesan cheese.

I would soooo eat that!  That's just being resourceful and making something fun for kids to put together and enjoy eating.

[Love2dance]

1 hour ago, sometimesy said:

Yep, he has completed his metamorphosis into a Duggbot. Prefer Smuggar to this jerk.

I don't. As far as I know, Derick has never been accused of abusing children.

Edited January 26, 2017 by Love2dance
Wrong word

[Arwen Evenstar]

14 minutes ago, Love2dance said:

I don't. As far as I know, Derick has never been accused of abusing children.

He's a mean piano teacher and we know he hates cats.

[ariel]

36 minutes ago, Love2dance said:

I don't. As far as I know, Derick has never been accused of abusing children.

Derick has abused a cat.  There is a special place in hell reserved for him.

Edited January 26, 2017 by ariel

[Fostersmom]

2 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

I'm afraid I may be more Duggar in this category than Jill. When my kids were little we made personal pizzas, which consisted of toasted English Muffins, jarred spaghetti sauce and whatever toppings we could find in the fridge like peppers, mushrooms, salami, ham, etc, topped with Parmesan cheese.

I'm 40 and I still make those! I have the best thing Sears ever sold, a microwave with an electric pizza oven in the bottom, it's a pull out drawer. I can bake anything in there, as long as it doesn't rise too much. English muffin pizza, chicken, fries, cookies, city chicken nuggets, anything relatively flat. I split a muffin, add pizza sauce from a squeeze bottle, cheese and toppings, 12 minutes, and dinner is served! I'm going to cry when it breaks, Sears doesn't sell them anymore. They had awesome reviews, but even like 7 years ago it was $300 which is still pretty pricy for a microwave. But I will say, it has been worth every penny. I'm single, hence the english muffin pizza qualifying as dinner, and I don't make giant meals, so I use it for everything. I decided to make meatloaf about a month ago and it had been so long since I used my real oven, I had to stand in front of if for a few seconds to even remember how to turn it on and then wonder if it would even turn on or explode in a ball of flames from a long unused gas line. I use the burners, but it had seriously been at least 2 years since I turned the oven on. Between the microwave, George Foreman, and a crockpot, I had no reason to. 

[birkenstock]

Derick is an all around shitty person. Josh is on another level, he promoted "family values" and lobbied to take away others' human rights while hiding he had sexually abused girls and was cheating on his pregnant wife.  At least Derick failed at being a missionary and, fingers crossed, won't be going back to Danger America anytime soon. Josh would still have a national platform if his past wasn't exposed. 

I do worry about Izzy and baby Dillard #2, the M4 have one functioning parent in Anna. 

[BitterApple]

47 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

He's a mean piano teacher and we know he hates cats.

I'm picturing Derick with a ruler and glasses perched at the end of his nose, smacking Izzy's fingers if he doesn't keep perfect time. 

[Barb23]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Just like when Derick was a substitute for a day so others could attend a funeral. He took a picture of himself in the classroom with a big smile and gave the reason he was there in the caption. That was it for me.

Found it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLFBA67Bv4V/?taken-by=derickdillard&hl=en

The leghumpers claim he is now a substitute teacher when someone questions him working because of his one day substitute stint.

I like how one poster commented that it looked like Derick hadn't even eaten any of his pizza. 

I love English muffin pizzas. I think this was one of the first things we made in Home Ec class. Yum!!

[Love2dance]

@Arwen Evenstar and @ariel, I detest what Derick did to the cat, and I wouldn't ever want to see a baby harshly disciplined (I slept through the piano lesson, I think, so can't really weigh in on that). But I still think that is on a whole other level of horrible compared to Smugger. But we can agree to disagree.

[ariel]

2 minutes ago, Love2dance said:

@Arwen Evenstar and @ariel, I detest what Derick did to the cat, and I wouldn't ever want to see a baby harshly disciplined (I slept through the piano lesson, I think, so can't really weigh in on that). But I still think that is on a whole other level of horrible compared to Smugger. But we can agree to disagree.

Maybe we can agree that abusing humans & animals makes for a very horrible person.

[RazzleberryPie]

2 hours ago, Barb23 said:

The leghumpers claim he is now a substitute teacher when someone questions him working because of his one day substitute stint.

I like how one poster commented that it looked like Derick hadn't even eaten any of his pizza. 

I love English muffin pizzas. I think this was one of the first things we made in Home Ec class. Yum!!

But........they homeschool, because public school is Evil? Yet it's okay for him to substitute at a public high school? This makes no sense.

[Chalby]

On January 19, 2017 at 6:09 PM, Albanyguy said:

drifting and grifting along 

LOL. Best phrase of 2017, drifting and grifting along. I feel as though I should work it into a song...

[Chalby]

On January 20, 2017 at 8:55 AM, ariel said:

He was a good looking man.  His sons look nothing like him.

When I saw that Derrick's dad was a policeman, and relatively decent looking I immediately wondered if he was even close to his sons, or was he quietly disappointed of how 'un-policeman' or even un-athletic they are (especially Derrick).

Edited January 26, 2017 by Chalby
forgot the fact they aren't athletic

[kalamac]

1 hour ago, RazzleberryPie said:

But........they homeschool, because public school is Evil? Yet it's okay for him to substitute at a public high school? This makes no sense.

They probably consider going into a public school a ministry, because they think they can convert all those poor heathen kids whose parents commit the sin of trying to get them properly educated.

[GeeGolly]

As far as we know Derick went to public school and we know he went to a mainstream college.

[JoanArc]

6 hours ago, kalamac said:

They probably consider going into a public school a ministry, because they think they can convert all those poor heathen kids whose parents commit the sin of trying to get them properly educated.

Derick took the death hard, so I imagine they were close. I kind of wonder if Derick would be a fundie or a drifter if his dad lived.

[RazzleberryPie]

6 hours ago, kalamac said:

They probably consider going into a public school a ministry, because they think they can convert all those poor heathen kids whose parents commit the sin of trying to get them properly educated.

I actually know a woman who homeschools because of the heathen liberal public school ageenda. They're not even very religious, just weird. She doesn't want her children to be exposed to abortion, recruited to be gay or to be forced to speak Spanish. 

She had four boys (who cannot physically have an abortion). If one of them is gay, it's not because he joined the ( fictional) gay club in elementary school. They also live on a farm, and hire migrant/transient workers every summer, so Spanish would be really practical to learn. If any of those workers are illegal, I guess they don't count when a "big wall needs built to keep them out."

Anyway.....her father is a school bus driver. He lives on the same farm in anther house. So every morning he leaves to drive heathen children to their doom, and she doesn't see the irony in that. She and her husband also fought the school board to have her boys be able to play high school basketball while being homeschooled. He can't go to school because learning will corrupt him, but he can be exposed to the 'jock life' and never hear a cuss word, locker room talk, etc?

Reeling it back in to Duggarland, this woman is as illogical as Jill. She actually does remind me of Jill. Thinks she's an expert on everything and always spouting off 'facts' that she can't back up with any real source, and most of them contradict each other. 

[louannems]

How old is Derick, anyway?  The eyes don't lie!

His longish hair is drawing the rebuke of KJ Bible thumpers.  One woman says Bible College is evil- just read the Bible-the King James Bible, of course!

[RazzleberryPie]

Derrick's in his late 20s. I hate his grungy, dirty, disheveled hair. He looks mentally ill.

[kalamac]

I think that may actually be the most flattering picture we've seen of him lately. His face doesn't look wonky, and he doesn't look like he's in need of a good meal to fatten him up a bit.

[jcbrown]

16 minutes ago, kalamac said:

I think that may actually be the most flattering picture we've seen of him lately. His face doesn't look wonky, and he doesn't look like he's in need of a good meal to fatten him up a bit.

That may be true, but I still viscerally recoiled when I saw it.

[awaken]

Me too. My first thought was, "horrifying!"

[Arwen Evenstar]

2 hours ago, RazzleberryPie said:

Derrick's in his late 20s. I hate his grungy, dirty, disheveled hair. He looks mentally ill.

I don't mind the length of his hair. I think it suits him...but he should keep it clean....the scruffy  beard looks mangy...I think I prefer clean shaven Derick. 

Is he going for hipster Jesus with braces?

I think his preachy screeds and other weird behavior would make him look mentally ill no mater how clean or well groomed he looked.

Edited January 27, 2017 by Arwen Evenstar

[GeeGolly]

I'm not fond of facial hair, but even less so when it appears mangy like @Arwen Evenstar said. With a little effort he could clean it up a little.

His caption though - I hope it was meant for snarkers, because otherwise it's a bit odd. Parents are kind of, sort of, supposed to enjoy spending time with their kids. And it's kind of a requirement.

I know that no one on these boards mean any harm, but I am a steadfast advocate for folks with mental illness. To emphasize another thing @Arwen Evenstar said, no one can look mentally ill. Subtle and not so subtle changes in appearance, along with changes in thoughts, mood and behaviors might point to mental illness, but as I'm sure you all know, many well groomed attractive folks are walking around fighting and managing all kinds of mental illnesses.

Just doing my part to ease the stigma. 

[Totally]

Although I'm not a fan of the hair, I don't think it looks dirty, it's shiny and looks a whole lot healthier than Jingers hair which usually looks fried and scraggly, the exception being her wedding day

[Almost 3000]

He might be trying as much as possible to hide behind hair camouflage to cover how his facial procedures are distorting his face. Can't really blame him. I wish they'd made it part of their story because it could get them sympathy if done correctly but on the other hand his choices might just end up appearing to be as foolish as Muffy's home birth. The elephant in the room regarding his appearance just makes me uncomfortable.

eta: They might also take pictures before he eats because food gets caught up in his braces and then we'd be snarking on that. Don't like the oddball but I'm willing to cut him some slack re his hair and dining photos.

Edited January 27, 2017 by Almost 3000