Jump to content

Type keyword(s) to search

The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

frenchtoast

By frenchtoast
in Counting On

cm-soupsipper
Message added by cm-soupsipper,

Closure Notice: This Thread is now closed due to the name (and much of the posting within it). Please be mindful going forward by naming topics in a way that invites a healthy community conversation. If you name something for a cheap laugh, this thread may be closed later because it encourages discrimination and harm. 

  • Start Topic

Recommended Posts

Bitter Betty

Bitter Betty

17 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Oh lord, I saw a pic on FJ that I can't reduce the size of...it's Boob/Mechelle, the Duggalos, and Vuolos all sharing a joint kiss on the dais. 

Almost as creepy as the pic with Smuganna and Boobchelle kissing over Mack's crib as an infant.  

If anyone cares to shrink it and post it here, it's on the Jinger/Jeremy thread over there pp. 16-18. Better to pick up the picture there than all watermarked at Pickles (if she even has it). But I warn you: What has been seen can never be unseen. 

Is it now a requirement to have a cooking lesson on every honeymoon? What on earth could they be making? Kangaroo stew?  Aussie food isn't that much different from what they're used to. 

I think this is the one. Gross...

IMG_0133.PNG

  • Love 3
Link to comment
  • Replies 40.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Churchhoney

    2685

  • Sew Sumi

    1781

  • GeeGolly

    1721

  • Zella

    1576

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Spencer Hastings
Spencer Hastings

Tough crowd!  She's wearing modern shoes with closed toes, pants, and a shirt that literally calls back to her family's ridiculous rules and there are still 35 things wrong with what she's doing. 

Churchhoney
Churchhoney

That's okay. He's forgotten it a few times himself. 

GeeGolly
GeeGolly

My push presents after having my kids were my kids. 

Posted Images

Churchhoney

Churchhoney

I just would not do that. It's totally middle school. Apparently Jeremy's parents, too, will do anything that the big TeeVee Stahs tell them to. And the TeeVee Stahs think it proves something. .... Well, I guess it does. It proves they're idjits. But we already knew.

  • Love 20
Link to comment
awaken

awaken

Nooooo!  Cannot believe they did that pic (well, I can, but).  Jeremy's parents are either being exceedingly kind about the duggar way until they can ride off into the sunset, or they've downed a gallon of the kool aid. 

  • Love 5
Link to comment
Portia

Portia

When I see that photo I flash back to a stupid Valentine banquet that Mr. Portia and I attended at our church a few years ago.  Someone organized a number of ill-conceived "games," one of which was a kissing contest.  Several couples were called to the front of the room, and we were told we had to compete to see who could sustain a kiss the longest. Husband and I got roped into doing it, and we were MORTIFIED.  And what's funny is that we're very physically affectionate with each other.  We're known for holding hands and sitting close to one another. And we're not averse to an occasional quick peck in public. But a sustained liplock?  That's just gross.  I still shudder thinking about it. But for the most part people seemed to think it was cute.  As is often the case at church, we were made to feel like the two of us were taking crazy pills.

  • Love 6
Link to comment
Absolom

Absolom

That seems to be a "thing" in the Duggar fundie world.  There have been photos from the after wedding of multiple families doing this.  Thankfully it was done with the family photos after the wedding and not during.

  • Love 3
Link to comment
Lady Edith

Lady Edith

1 hour ago, Absolom said:

That seems to be a "thing" in the Duggar fundie world.  There have been photos from the after wedding of multiple families doing this.  Thankfully it was done with the family photos after the wedding and not during.

I could've missed it, but were there any such pix of the Batesses or the Rodriguii doing these types of PDAs?  IMHO, this type of thing is reserved for Jim Bob and Michelle for control and security purposes.  He probably feels that he needs to be lip locked to her to show the world that she is "his".  Like a tomcat marking his territory.  And I can see where the Vuolos would participate, thinking it's a cute idea for a pic.  ?

  • Love 3
Link to comment
MichaelaRae

MichaelaRae

I find the body language between JimBoob and Meechelle hilarious - she is standing about as far from him as she can for that peck. No touchie. Compared to the other two couples, they look like pictures of me and my cousin as toddlers when we were forced to give each other kisses.

  • Love 4
Link to comment
Natalie68

Natalie68

3 hours ago, Portia said:

When I see that photo I flash back to a stupid Valentine banquet that Mr. Portia and I attended at our church a few years ago.  Someone organized a number of ill-conceived "games," one of which was a kissing contest.  Several couples were called to the front of the room, and we were told we had to compete to see who could sustain a kiss the longest. Husband and I got roped into doing it, and we were MORTIFIED.  And what's funny is that we're very physically affectionate with each other.  We're known for holding hands and sitting close to one another. And we're not averse to an occasional quick peck in public. But a sustained liplock?  That's just gross.  I still shudder thinking about it. But for the most part people seemed to think it was cute.  As is often the case at church, we were made to feel like the two of us were taking crazy pills.

Maybe its fundy porn?  That's all I got.  

Mr. Natalie, who is far more affectionate than I am, would be all fuck that noise and walk out.  I am sure he would be muttering he isn't some trained monkey or something like that.  If you have to SHOW it in a very gross and public manner you got nothing going on.

  • Love 8
Link to comment
Absolom

Absolom

4 hours ago, Lady Edith said:

I could've missed it, but were there any such pix of the Batesses or the Rodriguii doing these types of PDAs?  IMHO, this type of thing is reserved for Jim Bob and Michelle for control and security purposes.

It was other fundie families not Bateses.  Perhaps Staddons or Neelys.  Anyway they aren't on TV.

I'm surprised we haven't gotten more honeymoon shots from Jinger and Jeremy.   I guess TLC is holding onto as much as they can for the honeymoon episode that will be overshadowed by JoyAnna's engagement.

Link to comment
Christina87

Christina87

I can't believe so many of you haven't heard of LuLaRoe! I have like 5 high school acquaintances on FB who hawk it like crazy. Apparently because they quit their jobs, you, as an acquaintance they haven't seen in 10 years, are responsible for footing the bill for their kids' activities and vacations. Now, my mom was a SAHM, but she didn't think her friends were required to fund her lifestyle. These girls will get in your face about how terrible you are to buy leggings from target, but girl, my leggings didn't cost $30, and they aren't deadly Fran Drescher patterns!

  • Love 20
Link to comment
Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

1 hour ago, Absolom said:

It was other fundie families not Bateses.  Perhaps Staddons or Neelys.  Anyway they aren't on TV.

I'm surprised we haven't gotten more honeymoon shots from Jinger and Jeremy.   I guess TLC is holding onto as much as they can for the honeymoon episode that will be overshadowed by JoyAnna's engagement.

Yes, it was the Staddon/Neely wedding. They're IBLP/ATI/Gothard royalty. Maybe this is a Gothard thing. The one that would have been really gross is the Kellers and Wallers. TFDW's and Prissy's parents don't even pretend to be attractive. It still blows my mind that Mike Keller is something like a week older than my husband (which means he just had his birthday, since my hubby's b-day is Saturday). He looks far older than 57. He looked 57 when he gave his infamous "wine into grape juice" speech. 

At least Mechelle and the Vuolos are reasonably attractive, middle-aged people. The less said about Boob, the better. 

  • Love 2
Link to comment
Fuzzysox

Fuzzysox

When do the honeymooners get back?

Something we have never discussed, if Jinger will be coming home to Babe's tiny apartment or if Boob made the trip with her back before the wedding to Texas to find her a little house to buy? I'm really interested in knowing. I can't see Jinger being forced to live in a tiny little place when Jill got a mansion and Jessa got Grandma's mold house.

  • Love 2
Link to comment
GeeGolly

GeeGolly

Oh my, I peeked again to check out Michelle's body language as prompted by another poster. It is so creepy wrong on so many levels. Please tell me this was taken after all the guests were on their way to the reception.

  • Love 3
Link to comment
Abstract

Abstract

Lularoe leggings are ridiculously soft. They're amazing, that's what makes them worth the money. If I ever get a chance to buy black ones, I'm snapping them up. I splurged on some for my little girls because they live in leggings, and these are stretchy enough they'll last through a couple of sizes. 

That kissing picture is anything but modest.

  • Love 5
Link to comment
Bitter Betty

Bitter Betty

9 hours ago, MichaelaRae said:

I find the body language between JimBoob and Meechelle hilarious - she is standing about as far from him as she can for that peck. No touchie. Compared to the other two couples, they look like pictures of me and my cousin as toddlers when we were forced to give each other kisses.

Ha, now that you mention it, I totally see it--

Jinger and Jeremy: "yeah baby, come here."

Vuolo parents: "ok. I love you but I'm a little uncomfortable with this."

 MEchelle: "Ugh. Just don't touch me."

  • Love 4
Link to comment
Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

I was at my MIL's apartment today (she's 84 and living in an assisted living studio). I guess she got bored and went though her photo albums and found a picture of me giving the old man the "adoring gaze." She found a frame at a local thrift store and has memorialized the thing. Thankfully, he was returning the favor, but I still feel creeped out that someone caught that moment, because a public moment like that is like a Sasquatch sighting. It was ages ago, at least 10 years, but the sweater I was wearing is still in my closet. I actually wore it a couple of weeks ago in Light Sweater under Puffer Vest weather. Yikes! I'm becoming a Duggar! 

Suffice it to say, if I had kids, I would NEVER get on a stage with them and take a multi-smooch picture. It's THEIR day, not proof that since my marriage survived, theirs will, too. And that's what I think this shit boils down to. Poor Vuolos, who seem to have led by real life examples of love, unlike the Duggars, who just kisssed and dryhumped their "example" of love to their kids, who are hypersexualized due to Joshgate. What sad, mixed messages they send. 

Au contraire, PDAs at events like that, or public speaking, etc. are often for show. See recent In Touch magazine cover...the article was not even about Boobchelle! But they were stupid, had Jinger take a picture, and sent it to their PR peeps without even bothering to read the article therein. Because they LOOOOOOOVE each other SOOOOOOO much and have to show EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!111

  • Love 4
Link to comment
Churchhoney

Churchhoney

(edited)
6 hours ago, Nutella said:

I had to google LuLaRoe... in one word: ugly and hideous!! I wouldn't want to be found death in it.

How about dead in LuLaRoe (which sounds like some kind of sushi) and liplocked on an altar?

Come to think of it, the gleesome threesome look kinda like a Moonie wedding, don't they?

What the hell is wrong with Jeremy's parents? Seriously.

4 hours ago, Fuzzysox said:

When do the honeymooners get back?

Something we have never discussed, if Jinger will be coming home to Babe's tiny apartment or if Boob made the trip with her back before the wedding to Texas to find her a little house to buy? I'm really interested in knowing. I can't see Jinger being forced to live in a tiny little place when Jill got a mansion and Jessa got Grandma's mold house.

Of course Jinge got yardage where it matters. In the distance between her and J and M's regular abode. That'd be my feeling, anyway.

Edited by Churchhoney
  • Love 3
Link to comment
Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

(edited)

I agree with @Bitter Betty that they were probably kind of roped into that mess. It's also their first kid married, and this happens after the auditorium (in this case) is cleared, so maybe they had no idea that this was a "thing" in some circles, and just did it to make JinJer happy? 

They aren't isolated Gothardites, as in the picture @Absolom and I both referenced. That trio also did it outside, where presumably more people saw it, which is even MORE creepy. I just think this was a concession by the Vuolos. Let's face it, we know what happens to post-menopausal women w/r/t sex. Maybe it's different if you're on hormones. I can't speak to that because hormones really fucked me up. I doubt Diana (or Mechelle, who was perimenopausal at least 3 years ago), know to go to their OB-GYN to get some....help for them to enjoy sex in and post-menopause (and I think Diana might have). 

Edited by Sew Sumi
prepositions matter
  • Love 1
Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar

Arwen Evenstar

9 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I second that LLR leggings are amazingly soft and awesome. I have a pair in black and a (not loud or obnoxious) patterned pair. So soft and comfy....

(yes, a lot of their stuff is hideous and so shapeless. But the leggings, they're glorious.)

Had never heard of this outfit before.   The things you can learn on this forum. I agree most of what I saw was hideous. They were having issues with the site, so I couldn't see these famous leggings. I definitely love me a good pair of leggings.

  • Love 1
Link to comment
Almost 3000

Almost 3000

32 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Had never heard of this outfit before.   The things you can learn on this forum. I agree most of what I saw was hideous. They were having issues with the site, so I couldn't see these famous leggings. I definitely love me a good pair of leggings.

There are tons of the leggings on ebay. Amazingly some of the styles are selling for over $100.

Link to comment
Lemur

Lemur

Well, some of the more tailored pieces are cute but need to be pulled in about another half inch to an inch to look like anything other than cheap, ill-fitting, twice-worn junk that's going to fall apart in the wash.  I just can't get onboard with the leggings and boxy tops, my general distaste for athleisure wear aside.  The prints are (and this is coming from someone who used to have teal hair) too loud.  Anything that's supposed to be flowing looks like it's out of proportion and has an extra yard of fabric involved.  And the styling on the website just leaves me completely gobsmacked, it's like Christian Coachella Chicks Gone Mild.  No one looks polished.  I get that it's more about matching colors and textures these days, but so many of the prints just flat-out clash it hurts my brain.  

15 hours ago, Fuzzysox said:

When do the honeymooners get back?

Something we have never discussed, if Jinger will be coming home to Babe's tiny apartment or if Boob made the trip with her back before the wedding to Texas to find her a little house to buy? I'm really interested in knowing. I can't see Jinger being forced to live in a tiny little place when Jill got a mansion and Jessa got Grandma's mold house.

Unless his church is requiring him to live in said tiny house, then Boob can breath a sigh of relief.  A lot of time, at least with the Methodists ministers I've known, it's all part of their employment contract and compensation package. 

  • Love 3
Link to comment
WhineandCheez

WhineandCheez

I have fallen down the LulaRoe rabbit hole and have been doing research on it and to my surprise, over at the Sister Wives thread, one of the wives, Merri, is selling this stuff too.  so if you are looking for a really funny LulaRoe conversation, scoot over to her thread.

Their marketing methods remind me of Beanie babies--you didn't know which stores were getting which styles on delivery day, it was all so exciting trying to find the ONE you were looking for.  So I looked up this stuff online and WHOA the patterns are hideous.  If the leggings are soft well fine, 30$ for leggings is a normal price.  But the patterns are HATEFUL!!

  • Love 7
Link to comment
sometimesy

sometimesy

The kiss thing with the parents just reminds me how much of the Duggs wedding has to honor the horrors.

Just saw the first pics of them after the wedding and Cringe has the messy hair in the back, basically the new bloody sheet for fundies I guess.

  • Love 3
Link to comment
DangerousMinds

DangerousMinds

5 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Had never heard of this outfit before.   The things you can learn on this forum. I agree most of what I saw was hideous. They were having issues with the site, so I couldn't see these famous leggings. I definitely love me a good pair of leggings.

Everything I saw on their site was fugly as hell too. I also love leggings, but I would never buy from this type of company.

  • Love 1
Link to comment
CatS

CatS

I have several friends that sell LLR; the leggings are indeed awesome and incredibly comfy. I only wear mine around the house and to sleep in because they're not something I would wear out other than to exercise in...and I don't go for the crazy patterns but they are indeed a hot trend. The tops and dresses are NMS but I have seen some cute ones (like Jinger's) as well as the hideous ones. 

  • Love 2
Link to comment
estellasmum

estellasmum

Never heard of LLR before, but got an e-mail saying that they were going to be in the staff room of the school that I work at during conferences, and so many of the teachers responded that they were thrilled. I'm an assistant, not a teacher, so I wasn't going to go, but after reading the comments here, I had to wander down and take a look. Hoo Boy! The entire staff room was packed with overpriced frumpy crap. I can never look at the people I work with in the same way ever again! 

On topic: I never want to see generational pictures of people kissing at a wedding again. 

  • Love 11
Link to comment
BitterApple

BitterApple

Hmm, so no new honeymoon pics from the Happy Couple? I wonder what gives. Has TLC put a gag order on them? It must be killing Jeremy that he can't use social media to famewhore his way into a more lucrative ministry position. 

I co-sign on the generational kissing. My stomach turns at the thought of kissing my husband while my parents and in-laws make out on either side of me. 

  • Love 10
Link to comment
Maharincess

Maharincess

On 11/20/2016 at 8:56 PM, Sew Sumi said:

Oh lord, I saw a pic on FJ that I can't reduce the size of...it's Boob/Mechelle, the Duggalos, and Vuolos all sharing a joint kiss on the dais. 

Almost as creepy as the pic with Smuganna and Boobchelle kissing over Mack's crib as an infant.  

If anyone cares to shrink it and post it here, it's on the Jinger/Jeremy thread over there pp. 16-18. Better to pick up the picture there than all watermarked at Pickles (if she even has it). But I warn you: What has been seen can never be unseen. 

Is it now a requirement to have a cooking lesson on every honeymoon? What on earth could they be making? Kangaroo stew?  Aussie food isn't that much different from what they're used to. 

Anna and Michelle were kissing over a crib? I'm confused by who you're talking about. 

Link to comment
leighdear

leighdear

I will always assume they went to OZ and NZ simply because most the people there speak English.  

Jessa HAD to have said to Jing "Y'all, it's just TOO HARD to read and understand that all French stuff! I didn't know what I was eating most the time!....Seriously, TOO HARD!"

And I totally agree the entire trip of that nature is an entire waste for them. 

  • Love 2
Link to comment
Missy Vixen

Missy Vixen

On 11/21/2016 at 3:40 PM, RazzleberryPie said:

We get it. They've proven they're all still hot and heavy for each other. So they can all STOP IT NOW.

I have never seen the bride, groom and parents sucking face at any wedding I have ever been to. I have never seen photos of such, either.

One would imagine that ol' KJB has never heard the high-school taunt: Those who are talking about it aren't doing it. They're attempting to take attention away from the bride and groom and it's tacky. (I could also use the word "nauseating".) 

  • Love 8
Link to comment
Missy Vixen

Missy Vixen

On 11/22/2016 at 10:14 AM, MichaelaRae said:

I find the body language between JimBoob and Meechelle hilarious - she is standing about as far from him as she can for that peck. No touchie. 

 

He probably thinks anytime she allows him to touch her, it's go time.

He's disgusting and she has no boundaries. IMHO of course.

  • Love 7
Link to comment
Lemur

Lemur

On 11/24/2016 at 3:17 AM, Maharincess said:

Anna and Michelle were kissing over a crib? I'm confused by who you're talking about. 

Four - Jim Bob and Michelle, aka "JimBoob" and Josh and Anna, aka "Smuganna".

  • Love 1
Link to comment
cm-soupsipper
Message added by cm-soupsipper,

Closure Notice: This Thread is now closed due to the name (and much of the posting within it). Please be mindful going forward by naming topics in a way that invites a healthy community conversation. If you name something for a cheap laugh, this thread may be closed later because it encourages discrimination and harm. 

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...