sugarbaker design May 15, 2015 Share May 15, 2015 Why does he do this unfunny shit? Because it always has to be about him! Focus on legends Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin? No way, look at me, I'm wearing a wig and fake tits! 4 Link to comment
DrivingSideways May 15, 2015 Share May 15, 2015 Andy playing the games and doing the Clubhouse Playhouse makes almost homicidal. Does anybody enjoy that shit? The show is about the guests, not you, Andy! 5 Link to comment
Lola16 May 15, 2015 Share May 15, 2015 I can sorta kinda tolerate the games --- if there were 1 quick one per episode. But Clubhouse Playhouse where either Andy acts (poorly) or he has the guests read from Real Housewives transcripts --- I can always do without. I venture to guess only Andy enjoys it, others tolerate it. Link to comment
ExplainItAgain May 15, 2015 Share May 15, 2015 Clubhouse Playhouse is especially dumb when it's just the guests. They generally don't know what they are doing or watch the shows so trying to get some random celebs to reenact the latest Vanderpump Rules fight is extremely boring. They don't really know the "scene" or how it went down the first time to really play it up. When Andy does it it just adds a layer of pathetic on top. 6 Link to comment
Notmuchofacook May 15, 2015 Share May 15, 2015 I really, really enjoyed Jane and Lily. I actually laughed out loud when Jane had to make it clear to Andy that she had plastic surgery.PLASTIC SURGERY, Andy! I give her credit for clearly admitting it publicly. The work she has had is excellent. And Lily, saying that her jack hole is Jane because she moves her lips when you're talking to her. Andy wearing the dress, wig and boobs was cringeworthy. I'm pretty sure Jane and Lily would agree with me. 4 Link to comment
bichonblitz May 15, 2015 Share May 15, 2015 (edited) If ever there was a time to do "Plead the Fifth", it was with Jane and Lily. What a missed opportunity. Those two weren't afraid to say anything, it would have been hilarious. Stupid, moron Andy. His idiocy has reached new levels. And why, why, why does there have to be someone standing behind that bar?. There is no purpose what so ever except awkwardness. He has had some pretty good people back there just wasting a half hour, not allowed to talk. Edited May 15, 2015 by bichonblitz 5 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs May 16, 2015 Share May 16, 2015 (edited) I actually laughed out loud when Jane had to make it clear to Andy that she had plastic surgery.PLASTIC SURGERY, Andy! I laughed at the side-eye Jane was giving asshole Andy when he actually wanted her to specifically list what cosmetic surgery procedures she's had done. She gave him a double-take & looked at him like she wanted to kick him in the nuts for asking her that. This is a legend, fuckface. Have a little respect for the woman, you misogynist pig. And why, why, why does there have to be someone standing behind that bar? If there is someone interesting behind the bar, they're not given much (or any) chance to speak, so what's the point? He had Jake Shears on the Jane/Lily one & he's awesome. What a waste. Guess it's best for Andy to reserve this spot for his army of young, young, young hustler boys, for bonus payment -- in addition to the thousand dollar bills & Gucci wallets he must throw at 'em for the horribly difficult task of having sex with him (ew). And Lily, saying that her jack hole is Jane because she moves her lips when you're talking to her. Lily was great. She gave me some giggles & chuckles. All asshole Andy had to do was STFU & let them talk. But noooooo. Edited May 16, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs 4 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs May 20, 2015 Share May 20, 2015 Dorinda was actually a pretty good guest. The Bachelor/Bachelorette host was & is dull as all fuck. Why bother having him there? Dorinda was doing fine on her own. They played a painfully stupid & cringe-worthy game throwing food into the mouths of what looked like a couple of Andy's paid dates. Seemed humiliating to me (to the hooker dudes), but they didn't seem to mind. Guess Andy had already paid 'em. Anyhoo, Joker-puss Andy was acting more obnoxious than usual. Was he drunk or is he on something? Seriously, when he's this completely fucking obnoxious, I really think he's either doing blow or taking tons of meds (some kind of uppers). He really didn't seem right -- even for him. 1 Link to comment
DrivingSideways May 20, 2015 Share May 20, 2015 That was a terrible ep, Scoobs, but I did enjoy Andy's mom telling him his crotch game was tacky and distasteful. Typically it annoys me when she's on the show, but if she's going to call Andy out for being a pig, I'll take it. 1 Link to comment
TVFan17 May 20, 2015 Share May 20, 2015 (edited) I am going to revisit a gripe I mentioned here a while back, because the problem persists.... The callers to WWHL.... good God. Some of them -- not all of them -- are just insufferable. For the love of all that is holy, callers, GET RIGHT TO YOUR DAMN QUESTION WHEN YOUR CALL IS PICKED UP!!!!!! I mean, honestly, they say things like, "Hi, Andy.... I just want to tell you I love you and my mother loves you and I have watched your show since the beginning and... and....." Blah blah blah blah. And then they continue with, "And I just want to say to Dorinda that..... " And finally, after having a whole conversation with Dorinda, they say "But my question is for Chris....." And, meanwhile, Andy has to keep interjecting the "What's your question" question in between each sentence and breath. Why can't the callers simply ask the question right off the bat? Is it nervousness, or are they just getting flummoxed? Maybe the guests on the show are interested in whatever else the callers have to say but, for the viewers at home, I think, it is extremely annoying to hear a caller ramble on about themselves, and their feelings, and their TV viewing habits, and their families, etc. Unless Andy asks them to expand on one of their many thoughts, they need to just get to the point. Maybe the After Show is where the callers should be going on about themselves, but in the 20-22 minutes that WWHL is actually on the air (after commercials), there is not enough time for these chatty callers. I don't like being mean in my commentary, but the callers seem to have no sense of knowing when to speed it up and be done. Edited May 20, 2015 by Sherry67 5 Link to comment
Almost 3000 May 20, 2015 Share May 20, 2015 Dorinda was actually a pretty good guest. The Bachelor/Bachelorette host was & is dull as all fuck. Why bother having him there? Dorinda was doing fine on her own. They played a painfully stupid & cringe-worthy game throwing food into the mouths of what looked like a couple of Andy's paid dates. Seemed humiliating to me (to the hooker dudes), but they didn't seem to mind. Guess Andy had already paid 'em. Anyhoo, Joker-puss Andy was acting more obnoxious than usual. Was he drunk or is he on something? Seriously, when he's this completely fucking obnoxious, I really think he's either doing blow or taking tons of meds (some kind of uppers). He really didn't seem right -- even for him. I thought Dorinda came across as an odd duck. She kept trying to buddy/sex up Andy. She said something really odd about Andy being not that gay and referenced his gayness a couple times and Andy just sort of talked over it very quickly. Maybe she made him uncomfortable. 2 Link to comment
Lola16 May 20, 2015 Share May 20, 2015 I thought Andy glossed over that well. Glad he didn't make an issue out of Dorinda misspeaking. It was a bit cringe worthy. I think they should do callers in the after show only and use the Twitter questions for the show. Listening to these people drone on remind me of when I used to listen to sports talk shows on AM radio. All I keep doing is screaming NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMBASS OPINION. STOP FAWNING. 3 Link to comment
bichonblitz May 21, 2015 Share May 21, 2015 Dorinda was actually a pretty good guest. The Bachelor/Bachelorette host was & is dull as all fuck. Why bother having him there? Dorinda was doing fine on her own. They played a painfully stupid & cringe-worthy game throwing food into the mouths of what looked like a couple of Andy's paid dates. Seemed humiliating to me (to the hooker dudes), but they didn't seem to mind. Guess Andy had already paid 'em. I thought she was bitchy which surprised me cause I really like her on RHNY. Did you catch her telling those hooker dudes to put some clothes on and Andy getting all indignant about it and said they were NOT putting more clothes on! He really is a horny little bastard, isn't he? 4 Link to comment
portfino May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 It was Clubhouse Playhouse time with Vanessa Hudgens and Kellan Lutz. I changed the channel. The callers (who were Bravo staffers because it wasn't really live) fawned over Andy as usual. Most stupid was some question about Waka. I hit mute until Vanessa/Kellan started talking. When Kellan started taking off his pants, Andy was practically drooling. Kellan outright denied he was gay. I'm surprised his publicist allowed that question to be asked. Link to comment
sugarbaker design May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 Kellan outright denied he was gay. I'm surprised his publicist allowed that question to be asked. Why? What's the big deal? Link to comment
luckyroll3 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I had to look up who Kellan Lutz is, but I loved him on the show. He was being such a good sport during the High School Musical scene and it just cracked me up that he was so into it. I was also wondering how he knew all his lines without using the cue cards. Very cool that he has an eidetic memory. I have always found Vanessa Hudgens to be god awful boring, and this was no exception. Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs May 23, 2015 Share May 23, 2015 (edited) Kellan outright denied he was gay. I'm surprised his publicist allowed that question to be asked. Why? What's the big deal? Well, it was a series of very obnoxious questions, which probably were asked because Andy wanted to ask him these questions, to see if he stood any chance with him. Satan Andy is not especially difficult to read. The questions were, "Have you dipped in the man pond?" And "Who do you have a 'man crush' on?" And "Who would you wanna be with if you were dipping in the man pond?" If you are a straight man, how or why would you wanna answer any of these snotty, intrusive, annoying, irrelevant questions? OK, maybe a comedian might answer them in a funny way. But Kellan could barely put 3 words together, let alone offer up an even remotely funny, witty, intelligent comeback. Kellan made a repulsed face & said something like that wasn't his thing. He came off like a moron. Other than saying, & then demonstrating, he had an ability for quick memorization, I thought he mostly seemed like a moron. And a dull moron at that. I'm surprised slimy hornball Andy didn't ask him to take his shirt off. Hate to say it, but he woulda been right to do that. Honestly, his chest is just about the only interesting thing about him. Vanessa was a total snooze. Edited May 23, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs Link to comment
Irritable May 23, 2015 Share May 23, 2015 Vanessa Hudgens' appeal is completely lost on me. I don't find her to be pretty, charming, smart, funny or talented - she seems completely average. Normally, I would say how does someone like that get on Broadway, but now that Ne Ne Leakes has done it, I guess all the prestige it used to hold is long, long gone. Next up to the Broadway stage, Kim Kardashian? Andy Cohen? Wouldn't surprise me one bit anymore. Link to comment
Chrissytd May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 I hate that it seems like every freakin caller now has to proclaim how much they love Andy. 2 Link to comment
JakeyJokes May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 Of course Andy's answer to the (admittedly awkward) "Which housewife and house husband would you sleep with?" was Apollo Nida. He's never going to have to worry about awkwardly running into Apollo any time soon. Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 (edited) I was bored by Bethenny's Q&A with Andy. His answers seemed like the usual shallow bullshit I've heard before. Obviously, Andy's nuts about her cuz he paid her a million bucks to come back to NYC Housewives. But she's not bringing the big increase in ratings for the show he thought she would. This just looked like a lame attempt to promote interest in Bethenny. Did it work? Not for me. Edited May 27, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs 4 Link to comment
Katmai May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 I really wish a real celebrity would shut Andy down when he asks them who their favorite HoWife is or what their tagline would be by saying they have no idea what he's talking about and have no interest in watching all of his trash shows. I can only imagine Andy would swallow his tongue, which would be a huge improvement. 1 Link to comment
MsTree May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 Is Bethany on speed? ...and the constant interruption, even though it's Andy...UGH! 4 Link to comment
sugarbaker design May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 I really wish a real celebrity would shut Andy down when he asks them who their favorite HoWife is or what their tagline would be by saying they have no idea what he's talking about and have no interest in watching all of his trash shows. There have been quite a few times real celebrities have been asked those two questions, although it's usually the callers, not Andy, who's asking the questions. The times I've seen it happen (and of course I can't remember for the life of me who it was) the celebrity just said they didn't watch, and if they were asked about a tagline, Andy would explain what the tagline is. Andy knows who watches RH and who doesn't, he would never ask Meryl Streep those questions but a caller might. Link to comment
bichonblitz May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 I was bored by Bethenny's Q&A with Andy. His answers seemed like the usual shallow bullshit I've heard before. Obviously, Andy's nuts about her cuz he paid her a million bucks to come back to NYC Housewives. But she's not bringing the big increase in ratings for the show he thought she would. This just looked like a lame attempt to promote interest in Bethenny. Did it work? Not for me. The only thing worse than Andy as a host is Andy as a guest. All that hand waving, gushing and double talk, really. What exactly did he say? NOTHING. Another missed opportunity for some really good behind the scenes information. I didn't think Apollo was his type. Who knew. And.. he needs to stop making Bethenny happen again. Her schtick is old and tired. I just don't think she's that into it, no matter how she tries to pretend. 4 Link to comment
mwell345 May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 The only thing worse than Andy as a host is Andy as a guest. All that hand waving, gushing and double talk, really. What exactly did he say? NOTHING. Another missed opportunity for some really good behind the scenes information. I didn't think Apollo was his type. Who knew. And.. he needs to stop making Bethenny happen again. Her schtick is old and tired. I just don't think she's that into it, no matter how she tries to pretend. Amen. I tried to watch this because I thought it might be interesting. I had never seen her talk show, but I can certainly understand why it failed, because she either interrupted Andy or talked over him with her "witty" remarks. I turned it off after a couple of minutes. 1 Link to comment
luckyroll3 May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 I really wish a real celebrity would shut Andy down when he asks them who their favorite HoWife is or what their tagline would be by saying they have no idea what he's talking about and have no interest in watching all of his trash shows. I can only imagine Andy would swallow his tongue, which would be a huge improvement. I like when the celebrities know about the Housewives and can offer commentary based on their perceptions as a regular viewer, not a "celebrity". It makes me feel like they're suckers like me...drawn into the nonsense and drama purely for the entertainment. I also don't mind if they don't watch, as long as they're not snooty about their response, as if watching reality TV is beneath them. I didn't think Apollo was his type. Who knew. Based on Andy's obsession with "the swirl", I'd say Apollo isn't actually his type; it's the allure of the sexy, muscular, hot black man who's been to jail. Kinda like the forbidden fruit. Andy seems like the type who is desperate to tell people, "Oh yeah, I did that. And that, too!" 2 Link to comment
KFC May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 Andy was giving me lots of Amy Poehler in Mean Girls when he said the HW and HW husband he'd most like to sleep with. Which is to say, I didn't really believe him either. Yes, Andy, we get it. You're not like a regular 'mo, you're a cool 'mo. 1 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs May 28, 2015 Share May 28, 2015 Yes, Andy, we get it. You're not like a regular 'mo, you're a cool 'mo. His answer to that question really bugged the fuck outta me cuz he shoulda said, "I'm gay & I don't wanna have sex with any Housewife", but noooooo, he couldn't do that, could he? Link to comment
KFC May 28, 2015 Share May 28, 2015 Which wife did he name? He said Joanna Krupa, and even Bethenny was like, "oh... ooookay." 2 Link to comment
Box305 May 28, 2015 Share May 28, 2015 I like when the celebrities know about the Housewives and can offer commentary based on their perceptions as a regular viewer, not a "celebrity". It makes me feel like they're suckers like me...drawn into the nonsense and drama purely for the entertainment. I also don't mind if they don't watch, as long as they're not snooty about their response, as if watching reality TV is beneath them. I feel the same way. I kind of love when a celebrity you wouldn't expect to watch TV watches and is actually obsessed with any of the Housewives franchises. I think it's hilarious. Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs May 28, 2015 Share May 28, 2015 (edited) Another dull show with Jerry & Dermot. Wow, Dermot looks really old now. Nice guy, always was dull as fuck, but he used to be such a looker. He's still handsome, just looks old. Jerry still looks like a turtle, just a thin turtle. I think he needs an Entourage script to be funny or interesting, and even then. Andy in the ugly wig was painful. Had to tune out. Edited May 28, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs Link to comment
sugarbaker design May 28, 2015 Share May 28, 2015 Had to tune in to see Dermot Mulroney, not so much in the personality department but so easy on the eyes. He looks great for 51. It couldn't have been great for his ego to play stupid WWHL games with Andy. Link to comment
TVFan17 May 28, 2015 Share May 28, 2015 (edited) I have to say, I thought Dermot looked great! I actually like his look much better now that he has some years behind him than I did when he was younger. He has aged well. He was never particularly animated -- even in his younger years -- but I thought he was a good sport on WWHL. He played along and answered the questions, and wasn't stuffy and uptight about the games, though he did seem to have that "what kind of show am I on" look a few times. (Although, why am I thinking that I heard somewhere that he can be difficult on the set of movies? I could be misremembering.) I thought Turtle was less interesting than Dermot! In fact, I had to chuckle as Dermot was playing the "Boney" (boner) game, as I know that he is going to be in a very G-rated, family-friendly Hallmark Channel Christmas movie (with Lori Loughlin as his leading lady) later this year ("Northpole 2")! Edited May 31, 2015 by Sherry67 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs May 29, 2015 Share May 29, 2015 Anyone see the Kevins? Andy started out with his skeery & supremely annoying Joker smile plastered on his mug & it just didn't leave there for the whole fucking half-hour. Seriously, doesn't it hurt to smile so fuckin' much? Made me wanna hurl lookin' at that non-stop Joker smile. Anyhoo, I luved Entourage. But the Kevins were pretty charmless to me. I think, like Turtle, these guys need a script to be funny and/or interesting. The prob for me with Entourage was that it sometimes had a rabidly misogynistic vibe. And I got that same icky misogynist feeling with this show. Not sure why, but I did. I wonder how the film will be. Did they show a clip? Cuz I missed it if they did. I thought Andy was being such a dick to them. I'm sure he planted that caller who asked if the movie was gonna be like Sex and the City 2 (a shitty flop). And he asked them some no-win questions (where they would have looked bad no matter how they answered) & they smartly dodged those. Asshole. Well, he said he's off for a few weeks. Hopefully, Bravo & NBC/Universal are giving him a massive amount of shit for the crappy ratings NYC Housewives has been getting. I'd like to see something wipe the Joker smile off his mug. Link to comment
JAYJAY1979 May 31, 2015 Share May 31, 2015 Out of all the Andy hot seat segments....I thought Sonja asked some good questions as did Ramona. Lisa V had a few good ones especially about his treatment of Joyce. The others...not so much. Link to comment
TVFan17 May 31, 2015 Share May 31, 2015 (edited) Out of all the Andy hot seat segments....I thought Sonja asked some good questions as did Ramona. Lisa V had a few good ones especially about his treatment of Joyce. The others...not so much. I saw the Sonja segment, and of course I saw the entire Bethenny episode. I thought I had seen the Ramona segment, but maybe I didn't. I don't remember the Lisa V segment. Are they all available on the Bravo/WWHL website? Edited May 31, 2015 by Sherry67 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs May 31, 2015 Share May 31, 2015 (edited) Out of all the Andy hot seat segments....I thought Sonja asked some good questions I coulda lived without hearing him say when he last had sex -- and seeing him smiling so creepy & proudly about it. Ew. TMI, TMI, TMI! Now, if she had asked how much he paid & from which escort service he found the person he had sex with? That might have given me a bit of a giggle, and been way more entertaining. Bethenny's questioning him was such a waste of time. We learned absolutely nothing new from him & she was merely promoting herself the whole time. Sucked big time. Edited May 31, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs 1 Link to comment
JAYJAY1979 May 31, 2015 Share May 31, 2015 I saw the Sonja segment, and of course I saw the entire Bethenny episode. I thought I had seen the Ramona segment, but maybe I didn't. I don't remember the Lisa V segment. Are they all available on the Bravo/WWHL website? I found them on YouTube. Link to comment
Lola16 June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 This was Andy's tweet regarding the B interviewing him on WWHL: Andy Cohen @Andy May 26 All credit to @Bethenny who walked into the studio cold, came up w/ those questions off the top of her head. She nixed the card we gave her76 retweets 883 favorites I believe it. All the questions were basically about her! 5 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 Can someone help me out with a question? For years I've seen the two dolls on the shelf just over the heads of the guests and I always thought they were Donny and Marie Osmond. With the remodel of the set, they seem to be gone. I'm now really curious. Is that who those dolls are? Here's a clip when Cher was on. Look over Cher's shoulder to see them. http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-10/episode-10010/videos?clip=2658465 Link to comment
Lola16 June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 Can someone help me out with a question? For years I've seen the two dolls on the shelf just over the heads of the guests and I always thought they were Donny and Marie Osmond. With the remodel of the set, they seem to be gone. I'm now really curious. Is that who those dolls are? Here's a clip when Cher was on. Look over Cher's shoulder to see them. http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-10/episode-10010/videos?clip=2658465 The one seated looks like Church Lady from SNL. I'm gonna wager that it's Justin Bieber dressed in a woman's outfit. I've seen the Bieber doll on WWHL before. Unless you mean the 2 dolls in blue? Then those look like Donny & Marie kinda (the Marie looks nothing like Marie Osmond). Link to comment
Celia Rubenstein June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 I saw this picture of Andy at posted DListed and thought of you Scoobie!!! I knew you wouldn't want to miss this gem!!! Apparently today is Andy's 47th birthday. Mazel, you douche. 2 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 (edited) I think I just threw up in my mouth -- a little. He looks pretty good there. How many years ago was that from? When I spotted him last week in Chelsea, he didn't look like that. He looked dumpy to me, but it might have been the clothes he was wearing. His head was spinning around like a top to see who recognized him. Funny shit. I shoulda taken a vid of it, but nah. He woulda liked that too much. Btw, there were plenty of peeps around & nobody even gave him a glance. In person, he ain't much to look at. But at least he doesn't walk around the streets of NYC with that damn Joker smile. If he did, someone would mug him or kick him in the nuts -- just cuz. Edited June 2, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs Link to comment
Tunia June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 I saw this picture of Andy at posted DListed and thought of you Scoobie!!! I knew you wouldn't want to miss this gem!!! Photoshop? Link to comment
luckyroll3 June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 I saw this picture of Andy at posted DListed and thought of you Scoobie!!! I knew you wouldn't want to miss this gem!!! Apparently today is Andy's 47th birthday. Mazel, you douche. lol! I was so unprepared for that as I am on my phone and had to scroll down a bit to see the entire pic. My outburst of laughter woke my dog. Link to comment
Petunia13 June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 Photoshop? It's real and from one if his books. Yes I read his books. 2 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 (edited) The one seated looks like Church Lady from SNL. I'm gonna wager that it's Justin Bieber dressed in a woman's outfit. I've seen the Bieber doll on WWHL before. Unless you mean the 2 dolls in blue? Then those look like Donny & Marie kinda (the Marie looks nothing like Marie Osmond). Yes, they are both in blue and waving with one hand. I don't think they are particularly good dolls, but it just makes sense if they were Donny and Marie. I never thought of Beiber or the Church Lady though. Thanks for responding........................................... I found an article that I can't provide the link for, so you are right about the Beiber. Edited June 2, 2015 by SunnyBeBe Link to comment
Neurochick June 10, 2015 Share June 10, 2015 Has this show been canceled,or is Andy taking a break? Link to comment
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