Wow, the entire first half of this episode had me laughing so hard, my stomach started to hurt:
Chris looking up with eyebrow raised as soon as Ashley said, I'm in you mama's house!
Chris: My food is burning.....damn, now it's overcooked.
Katie: Maybe "I wanna suck his dick" is an Australian saying?
Katie: The reason I wear these wraps on my head is because there's no A/C where I live. [Me: girl, whaaaaat?!?!?]
Giselle: I know I brought this up, but Robyn was there so I'll let her tell it. (Followed my Robyn, mouth of full of food, giving a WTF expression.)
Giselle: She's just upset cause her mother hit her upside her head with a purse. [Me: damn, you can't tell Giselle nothing! She'll give your enemies all kinds or ammunition.]
Ashley: don't make me knock you upside the head with my purse!
Giselle: Don't worry Chris. We won't ever be back, because this was a disaster. (As she shovels more food into her mouth.)
There were more that I'm missing [damn I really need to take notes during some of these episodes], but I'm cracking up right now thinking about it. That whole thing was a mess, and I hate when they start screaming over each other because I can't understand anything they say. But the reactions and commentary from everyone else in the room was gold.
Candiace's mom....ugh! Don't you need a license or something to be a therapist? She kept contradicting herself during that session. The therapist would ask, "Did you do/say that?" and she would reply, "no that's a lie", then in the very next breath say to Candiace, "but what did you do to get that response?" Yo, she's manipulative as fuck. I don't like Candiace, but I could see how growing up with a parent like that can fuck you up and make you ugly cry on TV (in that moment of Candiace crying on the couch, I could clearly see her mom. Yikes.)
Who is inviting Ashley and her brother to perform that awful, awful song? There isn't even a catchy hook. I thought her outfit was super cute though and actually fit her body type/shape really well.