S03.E12: Dirty Laundry

[OnceSane]

As Rocky struggles to maintain her emotional composure as her frustrations with her job and Eddie mount, Eddie learns that Rocky has been following his girlfriend on social media. Ben wows the new charter guests with a massive steakhouse-style dinner, but is frustrated when they are unhappy with his breakfast dishes. Rocky divulges details of her and Eddie's secret affair to Amy and Emile, but when Emile threatens to confront Eddie the ladies have to keep him under control.

[fliptopbox]

Whoa! Did anyone else catch Emile calling Connie a whore? I thought he was an idiot, but saying that to Connie while she's trying to help him..

 

Major points lost, dude.

[jaybird2]

flip, he lost major points long ago!!!  can rocky be anymore dramatic and bunny boiling crazy?

[tinaw]

Is it bad that I haven't missed Rockies crazy ass this ep

[jaybird2]

oh, emile is so silly........really

[candall]

WOW. 

 

An entire boatload of people behaving badly.

[ivygirl]

Best (and by "best," I mean "grossest") edit this ep: sick primary guest... Cut to the pouring-out of the green juice stuff. Ick!

Edited November 11, 2015 by ivygirl

[tinaw]

Best (and by "best," I mean "grossest") edit this ep: sick primary guest... Cut to the pouring-out of the green juice stuff. Ick!

That was nasty. That primary was gross anyway

[Bronzedog]

Eddie is a pudgy little dick.

[BogoGog24]

Emile was definitely out of line calling Connie a whore, but at least he apologized later and seemed genuinely sorry about it. 

 

Eddie is a huge dick! (Accidentally typed "duck" but I guess either one could work!) He's clearly never heard the expression "It takes 2 to tango." Rocky clearly didn't seem to know he was still with his GF, but even if she did, why is it all her fault that they hooked up? He also full well knew he was with someone and chose to hook up with her as well, why isn't he to also blame in this situation? He's a coward. He knows full well what he did and that he is as much to blame as Rocky is, but here he is trying to pin all the blame on Rocky. Rocky is a lot of things, but he's way out of line here. She explained in her conversation with Amy that she had feelings for Eddie and that he was never straight forward with her about his GF situation. Clearly she was under the impression they were in this for something more than just a hookup and that it was going to go somewhere ("I wanted to marry him!") Eddie should have known better, especially since this is Rocky we're talking about, the chick who claims she wants to marry Eddie after 1 quickie with him. He knew she was crazy and he knew what he was getting into, but now he doesn't want to deal with it. And he had the audacity to claim on camera that he hasn't hooked up with anyone on this charter season. He and his cheating GF deserve each other. And in the next episode it looks like he gets peeved at Rocky just because she told people about the hookup. What a jackass!

[movingtargetgal]

Eddie is just going to deny, deny, deny UNTIL he realizes he was Caught on Camera (trademark MSNBC).  He will place the blame on Rocky because she knew he had a GF and seduced him anyway.  What a sleazy coward.

[AttackTurtle]

Eddie is a huge dick, but come on Rocky. In her own words they hooked up three times in the laundry room and once in a bathroom. How does that not equal a booty call? Her words to Emile & Amy seem to be implying that it was deeper than that, but she was Eddie's booty call. if Emile had slept with her early in the season, Emile would have been Rocky's booty call. We have seen no evidence that Eddie had any interest in Rocky beyond their rendezvous in the laundry room and bathroom. He could have handled the end better for sure, but Rocky is not some poor aggrieved party in this whole deal.

[BogoGog24]

Given Rocky's unstable emotions and tendency to exaggerate things, Eddie still should have known better. Of course to Rocky it was more than just a booty call. I think Rocky genuinely has issues so I can't entirely put the blame on her for not realizing it was just a booty call and Eddie should have been more sensitive to the situation and set her straight if that's what she thought instead of giving her the cold shoulder and making fun of her. 

[Elizabeth]

What did the Captain say to Connie during the previews for next week? I re-wound it three times and could not understand what he was saying!

 

Eddie is so dumb -- it's too bad, he had a great edit up until this season. Guess he is showing his true colors. 

[Pickles]

The male charter guests on this episode are so disgusting. Yuck.

[Happycatisfine]

Wonky eyes Rocky seemed very pleased with herself that she hooked up with a guy above her in rank on the boat in a laundry room and a bathroom, with guests within earshot in the stairways.  Yes, you crazy ass booty call, I am sure Eddie is in love now that you've had sex with him (according to her) 4 times in one season.  That first time showed how classy you are with no underwear under your black stew dress (I hope you didn't bend over for the guests, EWW).

 

If I was Kate, and Ben told me to make nice with Racky when he had no history of mermaid's laziness and all-around uselessness, I'd sure as fuck end our friends with benefits relationship toot sweet.

[HunterHunted]

Eddie is a huge dick, but come on Rocky. In her own words they hooked up three times in the laundry room and once in a bathroom. How does that not equal a booty call? Her words to Emile & Amy seem to be implying that it was deeper than that, but she was Eddie's booty call. if Emile had slept with her early in the season, Emile would have been Rocky's booty call. We have seen no evidence that Eddie had any interest in Rocky beyond their rendezvous in the laundry room and bathroom. He could have handled the end better for sure, but Rocky is not some poor aggrieved party in this whole deal.

Emile was pursuing Rocky openly. Kelley was openly pursuing Jennice before he turned into a dickbag. Eddie hooked up with Rocky in secret and told her to tell no one. Even if Eddie didn't have a girlfriend, his behavior shows he's either embarrassed or ashamed of being with Rocky. And it's not a chain of command issue because Rocky reported to Kate, not Eddie. Rocky is a deluded loon. She spent a third of this episode sobbing over a dude who could only show affection towards her in secret.

Edited November 11, 2015 by HunterHunted

[Sai]

Rocky looked real pathetic.  All that blubbering and then the mermaid beach scene.  All this and she still hasn't learned not to play with people's feeling.  She has a lot of nerve crying to Emile about her and Eddie hooking up right under Emile's nose when she knows he's been crushing on her this whole charter.  What an ass.  When you're willing to lift your skirt up that quick in a laundry room don't expect to get treated with any respect.  You were a booty call....surely you know that.

 

I thought Emile was a nice guy.  Dumb as a box of hair but I thought he was sweet.  Out the door today!!!  Calling a Connie a whore was all kinds of wrong.  I wonder why he felt the need to interrupt and  apologize to her right when she was talking to the Captain.  Did he think she was ratting him out to the Captain and he was trying to do damage control?  It was just strange timing for his apology.  Hmmmmm........

[Giselle]

One good thing, at least the bitch didn't get knocked up. 

 

Although part of me for a split second would have loved for Ding a Ling to be late and tell Eddie... ah, just to see him squirm for a week until Loony got her period, and to see the light in Rocky's eyes grow dim as her delusional dream of being Mrs. Eddie Douchbag with one in the oven flowed away.

[AttackTurtle]

Eddie is a dick for sure; however Rocky has put on this show that she, for lack of a better word, is "horny". She put it all out there for Emile before they went out on their date. She then treated him like crap and made a point of embarrassing him in front of the crew with her little school girl note. She told Amy & Emile that she and Eddie had a "thing" going on the whole time; however in reality, that may be a week or two weeks.

The fact that Rocky is "crazy" doesn't mean that she shouldn't be subjected to the same level of criticism that Eddie should be. And again, Eddie is a dick. And I have said this before, I don't think Rocky feels even remotely bad for how Eddie's girlfriend feels seeing this all play out because Rocky cannot see beyond "Rocky".

And Ben I love you, but Kate and Amy have carried crazy Rocky this whole season. I can totally understand Kate's irritation with you when it comes to your insight about Rocky.

[Sai]

One good thing, at least the bitch didn't get knocked up. 

 

Although part of me for a split second would have loved for Ding a Ling to be late and tell Eddie... ah, just to see him squirm for a week until Loony got her period, and to see the light in Rocky's eyes grow dim as her delusional dream of being Mrs. Eddie Douchbag with one in the oven flowed away.

If this was a Soap Opera that would definitely have happened!  Lol!  Although a lot of the craziness on this Charter could surely qualify as Soap material.

Edited November 11, 2015 by Sai

[Giselle]

If this was a Soap Opera that would definitely have happened!  Lol!  Although a lot of the craziness on this Charter could surely qualify as Soap material.

That or a telenovela.... La Reina Loca de La Mar.

Edited November 11, 2015 by Giselle

[Sai]

Eddie is a dick for sure; however Rocky has put on this show that she, for lack of a better word, is "horny". She put it all out there for Emile before they went out on their date. She then treated him like crap and made a point of embarrassing him in front of the crew with her little school girl note. She told Amy & Emile that she and Eddie had a "thing" going on the whole time; however in reality, that may be a week or two weeks.

The fact that Rocky is "crazy" doesn't mean that she shouldn't be subjected to the same level of criticism that Eddie should be. And again, Eddie is a dick. And I have said this before, I don't think Rocky feels even remotely bad for how Eddie's girlfriend feels seeing this all play out because Rocky cannot see beyond "Rocky".

And Ben I love you, but Kate and Amy have carried crazy Rocky this whole season. I can totally understand Kate's irritation with you when it comes to your insight about Rocky.

Yup to all of this!  Sorry but I have no sympathy or respect for that twit.  She's done absolutely nothing this season except play the big horn dog.  She feels absolutely no remorse for slacking off the entire season making double the work for her co-workers. This charter was just a game for her......not a job.  Kate was right when she told Ben that Rocky was walking away with 13 grand that Kate and Amy had earned for her.  That's gotta irk them!!!

 

I loved when she was flapping around on the beach like some pathetic freak and someone asked what the heck she was doing.  Kate's response of .....nothing as usual....was perfect!!!

[njbchlover]

Wow...good episode!

 

First, the charter guests - those guys are a bunch of douchebags!!  I didn't understand about the girls, though - does anyone know what "industry girls" are?  Is that a fancy name for paid escorts/hookers?  If so, those girls looked like the most disinterested working girls I could imagine.

 

Poor, in-unrequited-love Emile!  And interesting to see both sides of Emile - the gallant "knight in shining armor" wanting to defend Rocky's honor, and then, the angry, pissed off asshole working with Connie.  Pretty low of him to call Connie a whore - misplaced anger, perhaps?  As far as we've been shown, Connie has done nothing to deserve that, however, little Miss Upward Eyes has.  At least he apologized, and did it like a man, in front of Captain Lee and Eddie.  (Also, kudos to Connie for dealing with it on her own, and not running and telling anyone.)  Emile really is immature in so many ways - his heart is in the right place, but for the wrong person.

 

Eddie - oh, Eddie - you are certainly showing yourself to be a cad.  If you want to move on from Rocky, just tell her, stop being rude to her, get over yourself and your on-camera pseudo denials of hooking up.  Just tell her she was a booty call, and call it a day.  Man up!!  I am the last one to defend Rocky, but if she was good enough for a couple of closet fucks, she at least deserves to be told that's all it was.

 

And, Rocky - get the fuck over yourself, too!!  Again, just because you were good enough for a few closet fucks, does not mean you should start shopping for a wedding dress and registering at Nordstrom!   If Eddie wasn't making anything public with you, chances are you had to have an idea that there was a reason for that.  I said last week that I think that Rocky is the kind of girl that jumps right into a relationship and she proved it tonight.  I didn't feel one bit of sympathy for her and her meltdowns.  Also I think she's horrible and a heartless bitch for crying on Emile's shoulder about Eddie, plus the fact that she went into details with him, knowing that he has feelings for her.  

 

Ben - Love watching him in the kitchen when he's on his game...when he's doing breakfast, not so much!!  At least we see him attempting it, and nice to hear him admit that breakfast is his Achilles' heel.  Even nicer, though - that he prepared another breakfast that pleased the guests after his first one didn't work for them.

 

Kate - I love that she isn't afraid to speak her mind, bitchy or not.  And, I floved that she wasn't on the "Let's give Rocky a break" train with Ben.  She's seen how Rocky has behaved all season - he hasn't.  She's right - Rocky is lazy, spoiled and a brat, and doesn't deserve a break in any way.

 

Connie and Dave - Love that they stayed clear of the drama, and tried to make sure the guests had a fun time.  

One good thing, at least the bitch didn't get knocked up. 

 

Although part of me for a split second would have loved for Ding a Ling to be late and tell Eddie... ah, just to see him squirm for a week until Loony got her period, and to see the light in Rocky's eyes grow dim as her delusional dream of being Mrs. Eddie Douchbag with one in the oven flowed away.

 

I was trying to think of something clever to say about a fire in the oven, or something, but I am woefully horrible at puns.....

[SFoster21]

Eddie is a dick for sure; however Rocky has put on this show that she, for lack of a better word, is "horny". She put it all out there for Emile before they went out on their date. She then treated him like crap and made a point of embarrassing him in front of the crew with her little school girl note. She told Amy & Emile that she and Eddie had a "thing" going on the whole time; however in reality, that may be a week or two weeks.

The fact that Rocky is "crazy" doesn't mean that she shouldn't be subjected to the same level of criticism that Eddie should be. And again, Eddie is a dick. And I have said this before, I don't think Rocky feels even remotely bad for how Eddie's girlfriend feels seeing this all play out because Rocky cannot see beyond "Rocky".

And Ben I love you, but Kate and Amy have carried crazy Rocky this whole season. I can totally understand Kate's irritation with you when it comes to your insight about Rocky.

Rocky is childish and quite bitchy. Whatever she and Eddie had, it was mutually agreed that it would remain between the two of them.

By her acting out and telling every detail of this affair to others, she has managed to ruin morale all through the boat. She needed an excuse to spend hours in her bunk while the others worked breakfast and put together a beach party, so she invented this love affair. First I heard she wanted to marry Eddie and she KNEW he had a girl, so her tale of woe to Amy was 90% fabrication.

Eddie should have kept his pants zipped; he was on the rebound and feeling entitled to some loving. She put out the signals that it would be free and easy and discreet. He may be at fault, but I don't think he was duty bound to take up the cudgels for Leon and join her war against Kate. Which is her real problem with him. Not that she envisaged a picket fence.

She is very bad news. And I agree that she is sticking it to both Amy and Emile when she couches this lapse in judgment as a major emotional moment in her life.

Edited November 11, 2015 by SFoster21

[breezy424]

Yeah, Eddie was a jerk for hooking up with Rocky.  I think Eddie thought that's all he was doing because, well, Rocky has presented herself in this way.  Sorry bu lifting up your skirt to reveal you have nothing on underneath doesn't communicate that you want a serious relationship.  But Rocky, screwed up and kinda a scary person, sees that a hookup in the laundry room is a guy's way to show her he wants a 'relationship'.  Eddie was wrong not to make it clear to Rocky that it was about sex.  And Rocky knew he had a girlfriend.  She basically said she knew that but still thought it was more than a hook up.  And a hook up that went on the whole season - that's a stretch but Rock stretches everything.

 

Rocky is all sorts of pathetic.  From her whaling and crying to everyone to her need to reveal to both Emile and Amy about Eddie.  The most pathetic was her dressing up in the mermaid outfit and swimming to the beach where the guests were. 

 

I never liked Emile and his comment to Connie proved everything I was thinking.  I give Connie credit for basically walking away.  I would, at the very least, given him a 'fuck you' you half assed deck hand that doesn't know shit.  I'm so glad she did tell the captain what happened instead of just covering.  He should have been fired, late apology or not (and we know that he gave that apology because he thought she was going to report him).

 

I did enjoy Kate and Ben's interactions.  And Amy....  She made me laugh this episode.  And then the montage of her screwing up 'sayings'.

Edited November 11, 2015 by breezy424

[HunterHunted]

Good call on how misplaced Emile's anger was with Connie. I think he's pissed that he's still into Rocky despite how many times she's humiliated and emasculated him. Rocky actually asked Emile for some skin as she bragged to the guy still crushing on her that she gave it up someone else.

Dumb dumb Rocky thought Eddie was going to take her back to Baltimore and make her his tugboat bride. I hope Andy asks her what was on the fucking ceiling during the reunion.

Those charter dudes were douches, but I think it was really hilarious that their "girlfriends" seemed to HATE them.

[Sai]

Oh...and what was up with her following Eddie's girlfriend on Instagram??!!!  Talk about stalker!  That's just freakin scary!

[AttackTurtle]

As much as Rocky sucks and as much as I couldn't stand Leon....this season has made great t.v.. I was worried that when Leon left, it would get boring, but nope it's been great and having Ben as a bit of lighthearted buffer to the Rocky finale drama has been great.

Kate and Ben crack me up. It kills me that snotty Kate is into Cat's sloppy seconds. I say this as a fan of Kate. I think she's great at her job and she cracks me up, but I've long suspected she has a quirky side.

[breezy424]

Good call on how misplaced Emile's anger was with Connie. I think he's pissed that he's still into Rocky despite how many times she's humiliated and emasculated him. Rocky actually asked Emile for some skin as she bragged to the guy still crushing on her that she gave it up someone else.

Dumb dumb Rocky thought Eddie was going to take her back to Baltimore and make her his tugboat bride. I hope Andy asks her what was on the fucking ceiling during the reunion.

Those charter dudes were douches, but I think it was really hilarious that their "girlfriends" seemed to HATE them.

OMG.  Rocky being the tugboat bride.  And then when you said that you hope Andy asks her what was on the fucking ceiling....  Best post of the night.

 

I don't think Emile was into Rocky but his ego was devastated that Eddie got some and he didn't.  With his comment to Connie, the guy has no respect for women whatsoever.  Women are for fucking as far as he's concerned.  And Rocky didn't.  His 'concern' for Rocky was just his ego.  He didn't get any from her.  If she finally gave in, then he'd be 'ok'.  No wonder he and Leon got along.  They're both misogynists. 

[RemoteControlFreak]

Rocky is childish and quite bitchy. Whatever she and Eddie had, it was mutually agreed that it would remain between the two of them.

By her acting out and telling every detail of this affair to others, she has managed to ruin morale all through the boat. She needed an excuse to spend hours in her bunk while the others worked breakfast and put together a beach party, so she invented this love affair. First I heard she wanted to marry Eddie and she KNEW he had a girl, so her tale of woe to Amy was 90% fabrication.

Eddie should have kept his pants zipped; he was on the rebound and feeling entitled to some loving. She put out the signals that it would be free and easy and discreet. He may be at fault, but I don't think he was duty bound to take up the cudgels for Leon and join her war against Kate. Which is her real problem with him. Not that she envisaged a picket fence.

She is very bad news. And I agree that she is sticking it to both Amy and Emile when she couches this lapse in judgment as a major emotional moment in her life.

Yes.

[RemoteControlFreak]

What did the Captain say to Connie during the previews for next week? I re-wound it three times and could not understand what he was saying!

 

Connie: "Am I in trouble?"

 

Captain Lee: "You know, you could construe it as that."

Edited November 11, 2015 by RemoteControlFreak

[njbchlover]

Also, loved the looks of boredom on the faces of the guests while Rocky was flopping around in the surf wearing that mermaid tail....because she just HAD to "save the charter and increase their tip"....kind of lame and boring at this point - and it's becoming very repetitive - kind of like her best friend, Leon's, beef cheeks.

 

If the water has such calming and healing powers for Rocky, and she loves wearing a mermaid tail so much, maybe she should move to Florida and try to get a job with the Weeki Wachee Mermaid show....

Edited November 11, 2015 by njbchlover

[BrianJ62]

How can affair/hookup/etc. be kept secret on any platform reality, etc. when said naughtiness is filmed and shown to the world.

[phoenix780]

As much as Rocky sucks and as much as I couldn't stand Leon....this season has made great t.v.. I was worried that when Leon left, it would get boring, but nope it's been great and having Ben as a bit of lighthearted buffer to the Rocky finale drama has been great.

Kate and Ben crack me up. It kills me that snotty Kate is into Cat's sloppy seconds. I say this as a fan of Kate. I think she's great at her job and she cracks me up, but I've long suspected she has a quirky side.

I'm so torn!  I don't love to hate Rocky and one season of her is enough, but I have to agree- she's driven the action this season, and she's kind of a reality tv producer's dream.  She's masterful with the way she reveals things, the variety of drama she's able to bring to the table in the course of a season.  

 

What exactly was Ben suggesting to Kate about her?  That they...dumb down the work and let her find something she likes doing so she's happy?  Bump that, she's a grown up, and this isn't slave labor.  She could have bailed at any time.  Y'know, permanently and not just for attention. 

 

I wish there had been more Connie and her "I'm happy with this job and competent" to balance out the weeping Rocky stuff.  

[Giselle]

Connie: "Am I in trouble?"

 

Captain Lee: "You know, you could construe it as that."

 

I bet he wants to give Connie more responsibility. He should. She and Amy have worked their butts off more than any of them. Connie deserves a promotion, or to be asked to stay on, or to have a solid  job offer with another boat after this ends. Amy, with a season or two more under her belt, would make a great chief stew.

 

Rocky is the reason why some men  use hookers. They are paid to put out, go away and keep their mouth shut. Easier to deal with that than a delusional whack job.

[leighroda]

I think Rocky is more suitable as an entertainer in a large cruise line. She's not someone I'd particularly like to see, but clearly theatrics come easily to her.

Poor Amy, when Rocky had her breakdown I think she really had no clue what to do it what was going on.

I'm gonna go ahead and side eye Ben on the whole give Rocky a break thing, he just got there and hasn't had to deal with her. The whole season has been a break to her, in this case I actually think Kate is completely entitled to be a bitch. Rocky also didn't try to get Ben fired, so then there's that.

What was Rocky thinking when she confided in Emile about the hook ups? She had to know it wouldn't end well. And btw, one of my biggest pet peeves in life is people who claim to hate being surrounded by drama, and they are the ones who produce 99.8% of it.

As far as the hook up situation... I thought it was interesting that it had been portrayed that Eddie was the one who initiated, but if what Eddie said is true (which I honestly don't put a whole lot of confidence in him anymore, especially seeing how easily he seems to lie) then I would say it was a more mutual effort than all Eddie. And I also doubt that Rocky truly thought the girlfriend was over, if she actually cared about not being the other woman she could have easily asked what happened as far as Eddies girlfriend was concerned, but I honestly don't think she really minded being the side piece, I think she thought even if he was still with his girlfriend, he would leave the gf for Rocky. To me though, if they truly agreed to not tell anybody and they were just hooking up (as opposed to actually hanging out and getting to know each other, they both seen to wander the boat aimlessly anyway, why bother with jobs) then I think to some degree Eddie was upfront that it was just a hook up, but I don't really know because clearly we aren't seeing everything that happened, so I think I'm going to remain neutral as far as the definition of the relationship.

I wonder how Rocky would feel if some girl hooked up with her significant other, and this person knew he had a girlfriend but hooked up with him anyway because they assumed if the hypothetical bf didn't bring it up it was no problem... My guess is that the bunnies should hide because someone was going to be boiled (side note, what if THAT is why Leon had the rabbit on that one charter, Rocky had boiled it for someone). I have been both cheated on and cheated with (in my defense I didn't know I was the other woman, but I ended it about 30 seconds after I found out, but I didn't know the original girlfriend existed, I didn't use Rocky's method of knowing a girl was involved but moving on because the douche didn't mention it, I really didn't know). Anyway, my point is Eddie and Rocky are both driving me crazy because they are trying to blame each other, Both of them were responsible, and I also don't think either of them were innocent in the situation, Eddie was clearly wrong simply by his actions (among other things), but Rocky was also wrong, she was not an innocent bystander who got drug into this, especially if the black skirt story is true.

I don't understand how Eddie could have thought he could hide this while filming a reality show in a yacht, it's not like they can slip away, and especially Eddie should have known they have cameras in their room (obviously they ALL should know as I would assume they would have to have permission to film, but I just mean this isn't Eddies first rodeo). I just don't understand people on reality shows in general, I feel like I would be super aware that I'm being filmed everywhere and constantly be on my best behavior.

[missy jo]

Eddie is NOT a gentleman.

I also don't like how Eddie was complaining about the horrible stress of the charter season. You're working on a beautiful yacht by choice. Go dig ditches for a living if yachting is such a chore.

Contrast that with Connie's TH's about being grateful for the opportunity.

Emile's comment to Connie was horrible, but she'd lobbed a number of insults (little bitch, etc) his way before he said it.

Ben was always one of my least favorite characters in past seasons. He's a diva and he slept with the repulsive Cat. But I've been impressed with how he wants to please the guests and takes his job seriously.

And how cute are Ben and Kate together?! They bicker like an old married couple, but have so much chemistry.

Rocky uselessly flopping around on the beach made me laugh out loud for real.

[RedBaron]

Eddie came across as a total jackass.  Sure Rocky is a crazy, drama queen but he is poking (pun intended) the crazy and then standing back trying to look innocent and saying, "What? What did I do?"  It's disgusting.  I see it as taking advantage of a mentally ill person and then when that mentally ill person tries to explain what happened, he just stands back and says, "You're crazy.  Everyone knows it and dislikes you so they will believe me over you ."  He then goes around fanning the fires of disdain that everyone has for Rocky for that very reason.  Yuck.  I hope his gf watched these episodes and then dumped his sorry ass.  I didn't like how he spoke to his gf on the phone to begin with.   His true colors are showing....

[Rebecca]

Hmmm, so "industry girls," as the female charter guests were said to be, are pretty much like escorts, according to Urban Dictionary anyway. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Industry+Chick Seems about right considering their obvious distaste at the main charter guest, who was a creep, imo.

Rocky sucks ass. Emile sucks ass. Eddie sucks even more ass.

[BrianJ62]

I used to be a Health, Safety and Environmental Advisor on giant 300+ people offshore work barges overseas, I remember international standards said you had to have X amount of square feet of living space per worker, I wonder if the Eros provides that amount or if they even have to.

[rho]

What did the Captain say to Connie during the previews for next week? I re-wound it three times and could not understand what he was saying!

 

She walked in and asked if she was in trouble. Then he said "it could be construed that way." But something tells me that was edited to be misleading and there is a whole conversation missing between those two lines. My guess is that Connie is about to get promoted.

 

I'm starting to sound like an Emile apologist but in his defense, Connie goaded Emile by calling him a "little bitch" and who knows what else. They seem to bicker like siblings at times and it's the kind of thing my brother and I said to each other in our teens. The two of them resolved it on their own and that's far more than I can say for anyone else on the damn boat. Do I care for the kid? Not particularly, and I could really do without his blind loyalty to Rocky. But I do think it was shitty of Eddie to hook up with Rocky, knowing his subordinate was crushing on her. He had to know that it would not bode well if Emile found out.

 

And I'm sick of Eddie and Rocky both playing the victim. They are grown adults who have been exceptionally irresponsible at their jobs all season before reaching maximum DGAF mode and hooking up at work. It's no surprise it ended badly but neither can play innocent. Rocky admits all of their hookups have been so clandestine no one even suspected, but when Eddie doesn't want to sail off into the sunset with her, suddenly that translates as a tortuous love affair. And following his girlfriend on Instragram was a total amateur move. She must be a glutton for punishment. But Eddie's equally at fault. He either has a girlfriend or he doesn't and he certainly has no right to be commiserating with her over the quack he cheated with. I hope for everyone's sake that Amy didn't learn the truth last week with the rest of the world. He's disgusting for using Rocky as a revenge fuck and then being the first to call her crazy. Treat her like a person or don't say anything. He's just fanning the flames, worse even than Kate's done all seasons.

[biakbiak]

Rocky literally rolling up on shore might be the saddest/funniest thing ever on this show. Amy and David looking down at her with pity trying to offer up exit strategies while the guests boredly looked on cracked me up. Particularly when they just slowly walked away. Ben's face when she executed her plan was also golden, you could literally see him realizing this was a new kind of crazy,he knows Kate can be bitchy but I don't think he got it until she checked out of service and thought a mermaid dive would save the day.

Rocky and Eddie are both ridiculous but I am curious to see next week because there was at least a voiceover in this episode where Eddie acknowledged they hooked up so I want to see next week when it appears he is blaming her. Also, the quote about her wanting to marry Eddie she was referencing their first time when he apparently fucked her against a washing machine, who says romance is dead!

How Amy in a towel with mousse in her hair came off as the least ridiculous and classiest person in a three person conversation speaks volumes.

Also, for someone who spends so much time swimming and throwing tantrums, Rocky should look into waterproof massacre.

[Diane Mars]

Also, for someone who spends so much time swimming and throwing tantrums, Rocky should look into waterproof massacre.

This one makes my day \o/ !

[biakbiak]

This one makes my day \o/ !

Most of the time my autocorrect gives me lemons but sometimes it speaks truth and gives lemonade spiked with vodka with a splash of grenadine!

Edited November 11, 2015 by biakbiak

[Lola43]

Eddie is a huge dick, but come on Rocky. In her own words they hooked up three times in the laundry room and once in a bathroom. How does that not equal a booty call?

Where else would they have hooked up? They are crew members on a yacht and both have bunk mates. Not saying it wasn't a booty call(maybe it wasn't, we don't know what he might have said to her to make her think otherwise) but hooking up in odd places doesn't make it one.

[pasdetrois]

I don't believe Rocky is heartbroken over Eddie. Annoyed or jealous perhaps. But all that sobbing and tear-soaked mascara was to attract the cameras. She was acting.

 

I can't decide if Emile really wanted to confront Eddie, or if all of this is producer-driven. I'm leaning toward the latter.

[bohochickn]

Emile was definitely out of line calling Connie a whore, but at least he apologized later and seemed genuinely sorry about it. 

 

Eddie is a huge dick! (Accidentally typed "duck" but I guess either one could work!) He's clearly never heard the expression "It takes 2 to tango." Rocky clearly didn't seem to know he was still with his GF, but even if she did, why is it all her fault that they hooked up? He also full well knew he was with someone and chose to hook up with her as well, why isn't he to also blame in this situation? He's a coward. He knows full well what he did and that he is as much to blame as Rocky is, but here he is trying to pin all the blame on Rocky. Rocky is a lot of things, but he's way out of line here. She explained in her conversation with Amy that she had feelings for Eddie and that he was never straight forward with her about his GF situation. wanted to marry him!")Clearly she was under the impression they were in this for something more than just a hookup and that it was going to go somewhere ("I  Eddie should have known better, especially since this is Rocky we're talking about, the chicEddie after 1 quickie with himk who claims she wants to marry . He knew she was crazy and he knew what he was getting into, but now he doesn't want to deal with it. And he had the audacity to claim on camera that he hasn't hooked up with anyone on this charter season. He and his cheating GF deserve each other. And in the next episode it looks like he gets peeved at Rocky just because she told people about the hookup. What a jackass!

[rehoboth]

The best line of the night kept switching for me.  At first I thought Connie nailed it (and now I can't remember her line).  Then I switched to Amy who answered Rocky's lament that now everyone thinks she's crazy with "Well, you let the cat out of the bag when you jumped overboard."  And then I went to Kate with the reply to "What is she doing?"  "nothing - like usual."  Rocky is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Note about the hook ups:  at first I thought that Eddie denied they were having sex because he did not consider oral as sex.  Now I am thinking that he is not thinking that Bravo picked up the audio outside the closed doors.  And showed the washing machine visual.  That washing machine shot is gold, pure gold!

 

Second note on the hook ups:  I think both players are getting what they deserve.  No sympathy for either one.

[biakbiak]

An indication that Rocky can exaggerate is that she told Emile and Amy that they had been hooking up all season. Which even with editing shenanigans isn't true and Rocky apparently said it was only four times.

Edited November 11, 2015 by biakbiak