Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

[Cetacean]

6 hours ago, MakingBacon said:

Who believes this crap?

Sad, lonely, uneducated people who build their lives around influencers to feel like they are rubbing elbows with the rich and famous.  What has happened to this world that they take the word of anybody whose picture has been in some scandal rag and elevate it to the truth?  I weep for this nation.

[TurtlePower]

16 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Straight up LIES. She forgot that she recently complained about struggling with pumpkin spice everything and candy corn cravings. 

I’m starting to dislike Janelle as much as Meri. For a long time I thought of Janelle just as kind of a sad, pathetic sack but she’s full-on lying right now.

Janelle is a dishonest, scheming asshole who is so stupid she can’t keep track of her contradictions. 
 

Edit: And wtf did she do to her hair? Did she get a mullet cut from a 4-year-old? 

Edited September 28, 2021 by TurtlePower

[xwordfanatik]

Mr. X calls a mullet a Kentucky Waterfall.  No offense to anyone here that's from there.

I call it a Carol Brady hairdo.  Either which way, it doesn't do a thing for Ms. Plexus.

To repeat myself, I rilly hate MLM's!  Such bullshit.

[ginger90]

[Sandy W]

4 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Geez Janelle, if your name was Robyn, you wouldn't have a worry in the world about maintaining a fresh water supply and disposing of waste water.

All you would have to do is call to the next room for Kody to come and turn on a faucet for you.

[deirdra]

You better get used to doing everything yourself, Toots.  Does that flatbed trailer with two water tanks park on site, ruining everybody's view? 

[Teafortwo]

This is a 50 year-old, morbidly obese woman and who knows what Plexus is doing to her insides if she actually drinks it. She should NOT be climbing anything.

[iwantcookies]

I hope she has life insurance! 

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Of course kody wasn’t available!  They must not be filming.  I thought she was leaving g the land until next spring?

[Fosca]

I hope she's leaving; those tanks will freeze in the winter, and if her trailer isn't a four-season trailer it will get damn cold even with the furnace running.

I wonder how often she flushes and cleans those tanks?  If they're in the sun, she's likely to have algae and such growing in them.

[ginger90]

The containers are 275 gallons each. In the comments she said one lasts a week to 10 days, “depending on how much we are at ‘home’”. They have to be brought to town, and are filled at a stand pipe.

Edited September 30, 2021 by ginger90

[DakotaJustice]

looks kind of rinky dink to me, but I live in an apartment so...

Wouldn't the water get kind of stale tasting sitting in plastic containers in the sun? 

[Sandy W]

23 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

looks kind of rinky dink to me, but I live in an apartment so...

Wouldn't the water get kind of stale tasting sitting in plastic containers in the sun? 

She probably only uses the stored water for cooking, cleaning and bathing and drinks bottled water or Plexus.

When we travelled in the RV, we learned that 15 min. showers were not feasible.  We would wet down, turn water off, lather up, then use the hand held attachment to rinse off.  The shower cubicles in these rigs are tiny, I can just imagine the contortions Janelle must go through to reach all her nooks and crannies.

[laurakaye]

So Janelle moves into an RV on a barren plot of land and gets excited when she figures out how to maintain it all by herself?  Shouldn't she have figured some of this stuff out beforehand?  Did she really think that Kody was going to come running every time she needed something and more importantly, did she think he was going to know how to do all these things himself?  Remember, this is a guy who got covered in poo when he went to unhook his own RV in Nauvoo or wherever, and can't be bothered to maintain any of his cars to the point that 75% of his family gets at least one flat tire every time they drive on a highway.

Janelle gets excited about the weirdest things....wasn't she super pumped about figuring out how to make coffee on her stovetop not that long ago?  She is so odd.

[LilyD]

8 hours ago, ginger90 said:

The containers are 275 gallons each. In the comments she said one lasts a week to 10 days, “depending on how much we are at ‘home’”. They have to be brought to town, and are filled at a stand pipe.

275 gallons in 10 days? That’s….not much…. It’s only feasible if you strongly ration your water, meaning very short showers (like someone above suggested) wash as little as possible and get bottled water for drinks and cooking. Even then it’s a lot less than an average single-person household uses. Let alone 2 with Savanah or 3 when Kody is around.
If he is around….

every now and then…

maybe…..

or they don’t shower (a lot)? Man…don’t wanna go there…

Edited September 30, 2021 by LilyD

[iwantcookies]

I bet they shower at the gym. That’s what I’d do.

Where do they wash their clothes?

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I would assume the laundry mat? But what a pain, and I cant imagine Janelle lugging loads of laundry, I would give up a dishwasher before I would a washing machine  

[Roslyn]

22 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Geez Janelle, if your name was Robyn, you wouldn't have a worry in the world about maintaining a fresh water supply and disposing of waste water.

All you would have to do is call to the next room for Kody to come and turn on a faucet for you.

...actually. Both Robyn's million$ house and Christines more modest house have water tanks.  So they both have trucked in water for the household.  I would LOVE to know how much water Robyns household needs with people who are accustomed to using municipal water.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

9 minutes ago, Roslyn said:

...actually. Both Robyn's million$ house and Christines more modest house have water tanks.  So they both have trucked in water for the household.  I would LOVE to know how much water Robyns household needs with people who are accustomed to using municipal water.

So not only would they pay for the water but would they also pay a fee to have it trucked in and their tanks refilled?

[Cetacean]

11 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Wouldn't the water get kind of stale tasting sitting in plastic containers in the sun? 

It takes on an odd taste even when not in the sun.  I spent 6 weeks in Alaska in a small motor home with a water tank and being conservative so as not to waste it (and taking "Navy" showers), it was in the tank for a few days.  It did develop plastic taste after a while.

[Elizzikra]

4 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I would assume the laundry mat? But what a pain, and I cant imagine Janelle lugging loads of laundry, I would give up a dishwasher before I would a washing machine  

Wouldn't you think that one of the many benefits of having sister wives would be that you could use their laundry room when you didn't have one?

[Teafortwo]

20 hours ago, laurakaye said:

 Did she really think that Kody was going to come running every time she needed something

This may be the key to why she moved into the RV in the first place. 

[Sandy W]

2 hours ago, Teafortwo said:

This may be the key to why she moved into the RV in the first place. 

There may have been that motive, plus she might have wanted to prove to Kody what a Team Player she is by demonstrating her willingness to suffer some discomfort in her living accommodations for the good of the family. 

Never mind Savanah's isolation on the plains or lack of room in the rig for Gabe, it would look like a positive to King Kody for her to be saving a few dollars to live this way.

Little does she know that she is not part of the team, she isn't even a spare on Team Brown.

2 hours ago, Teafortwo said:

 

 

[Roslyn]

On 9/30/2021 at 7:04 PM, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

So not only would they pay for the water but would they also pay a fee to have it trucked in and their tanks refilled?

I would assume that the water delivery would be similar to other fuel deliveries.  I have lived in a house (years ago) with both heating oil and propane delivered.  You had to set up an account with the company and for the first delivery it was cash on delivery with a delivery charge (since the driver had to wait and finalize the account and payment).  After that you could just call when you needed a delivery and there was no delivery fee IF you waited until they were delivering in your area.  If you needed an emergency fill, then it was the fuel+delivery fee and if your account was not in good standing, cash only. Back in those days cash only meant...only cash, no checks.

[ginger90]

[DakotaJustice]

55 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

looks like Garrison's dating a new girl.

[Elodia]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Gabe has great hair. I'm sure Kody is green with envy everytime he meets him, which is not too often, I think.. 

[Pickleinthemiddle]

On 9/30/2021 at 9:04 PM, Elizzikra said:

Wouldn't you think that one of the many benefits of having sister wives would be that you could use their laundry room when you didn't have one?

Many of these RV/campers have a full size washer and dryer.  I know a family of 5 that lived in a fifth wheel while having their house built.  For about 5 years.  Of course they were hooked up to water and sewage, in an RV park.

[Fosca]

One that size probably does have a washer/dryer.  I do wonder if they're just dumping out the shower/sink water, or if they're getting it pumped out like the sewage.  Even an RV with big tanks will fill up with grey water long before they do black water, particularly with showers and using 275 gallons a week (the vast majority of which is showers/sinks).  

RV toilets don't use nearly as much water as regular toilets; for non-solids I may only use a couple of cups of water per flush (I currently live in a Winnebago in a trailer park, and I use so much less water than I did in an apartment--plus I do Navy showers). 

[LilyD]

20 hours ago, Elodia said:

Gabe has great hair. I'm sure Kody is green with envy everytime he meets him, which is not too often, I think.. 

Here’s my problem with Gabe’s hair…he’s starting to look like Kody-junior, waves and all…and that’s what puts me off completely!

[Kellyee]

Quote

Gabe has great hair. I'm sure Kody is green with envy everytime he meets him, which is not too often, I think.. 

Hair is a genetic trait. In about 20 to 30 years, Gabe's hair may look a lot like Kody's hair. 

 

 

 

 

[ginger90]

This woman……..

[deirdra]

Is this a DYI set-up on the grass outside her RV or by a gas station?  I'd be worried about getting a bacterial infection, especially from a "pop-up therapist" who probably has no credentials and is untraceable when something goes wrong. Over-hydration or air bubbles in your veins can kill you.

Edited October 3, 2021 by deirdra

[ginger90]

Do you think she had labs done prior?

I crack myself up. 🤣😂🤣

[ginger90]

I looked up a place that serves Flagstaff. It’s $200. 🤦‍♀️

.

One of the comments on the post:

Seriously. Why don't you just drink more water .Happier to put yourself at risk by entering thing into your veins that can result in phlebitis/ inflammation / sepsis. 
You have more money than sense.

 

Someone else said, “This ranks up there with coffee enemas.”.

[Teafortwo]

IVs are for people in the hospital! FACEPALM

Tell me how you're flushing Plexus toxins from your system, without telling me how you're flushing Plexus toxins from your system.

Thank goodness for Janelle's lunacy. Snark fodder for days!

Edited October 3, 2021 by Teafortwo

[Elizzikra]

37 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

This woman……..

Last weekend my husband wasn't feeling well and we ended up in urgent care. He was having a lot of digestive system upset. The doctor told us he has seen three people in the last couple months with the same symptoms - due to taking too much Vitamin C. A lot of people are loading up on the vitamins lately trying to stave off COVID and the flu but are inadvertently making themselves sick taking too much.

No healthy person needs an IV for hydration. Drink water. It doesn't take long for it to "go through your digestive system." This whole thing is crap.

[iwantcookies]

The liquid isn’t pink so it’s not plexus. I figured J would put plexus in her IV. 😂😂😂 

 

 

[Cetacean]

This is a thing?  Pop up IV hydration?  I cannot see how that is even legal!  These people will try anything for a quick fix at a price.  Drink some of the water you have delivered,  you moron.

53 minutes ago, deirdra said:

Over-hydration or air bubbles in your veins can kill you.

Over hydration can indeed be dangerous for a number of reasons but probably not from a single liter bag of fluid unless it's run full open and the person has a heart condition. Or it's D5W which is gluces and should be used carefully with a diabetic.

The old air bubble myth makes good theater in murder mysteries but is actually a myth.  It takes a huge amount of air given directly into a large vein (like the subclavian and I'm talking 50cc or more) to cause an air embolism.  Little bubbles in the IV line are harmless.

I wonder with the "other good things" might be.  Maybe they spiked it with a little Plexus for good measure.

The mind boggles with this crap.

[MargeGunderson]

We should have seen this coming. Getting an IV is less work then getting up off the couch, walking 4 feet to the refrigerator, pouring some water into a glass, then drinking it. She’s taking lazy to a new level. 

A couple of summers ago routine blood work indicated my electrolytes and B-12 were very low. The solution? Drink Gatorade every day, and a take 2500mg of B-12 (I did have to get several B-12 shots). No IV needed. 

Edited October 3, 2021 by MargeGunderson

[xwordfanatik]

Good heavens, this woman falls for every crackpot thing out there.  This thread title is in desperate need of changing!  Next we'll hear about her enema in a tent somewhere, which will work like magic.  NOT!!

She spreads this shit around like she has a clue, which we know, she doesn't.  Crazy.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Running behind in her water consumption?   Seriously?   And. That rock star plexus didn’t take care of all that ails her?  Janelle is even too lazy to drink water.   Needs an IV to do it for her!

[Pickleinthemiddle]

3 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

Last weekend my husband wasn't feeling well and we ended up in urgent care. He was having a lot of digestive system upset. The doctor told us he has seen three people in the last couple months with the same symptoms - due to taking too much Vitamin C. A lot of people are loading up on the vitamins lately trying to stave off COVID and the flu but are inadvertently making themselves sick taking too much.

No healthy person needs an IV for hydration. Drink water. It doesn't take long for it to "go through your digestive system." This whole thing is crap.

Agree.  She needs to buy one of those bottles from Amazon that has different times of the day marked on them.  When It get's to that time, drink the required amount.  

I work in a hot factory in Texas it's often over 100 in the building.  I drink at least 3-4 liters  of water a day, plus about 12 ounces of gatorade over the course of my shift.  If she thinks she is dehydrated she just needs to drink more water (plain water) and a small bottle of gatorade.  If she feels like it was bad enough to need an IV she probably should have gone to the doctor.  

[ginger90]

[deirdra]

Three "thin cut" pieces of chicken have 6 sides instead of two and can absorb more pan grease before Janelle eats them all.

Perhaps she should ask Tony for his "Chicken Corden Blew" recipe. The real thing involves pounding chicken with a mallet to get it really thin.

Edited October 4, 2021 by deirdra

[MargeGunderson]

They are called cutlets, Janelle, and they are nothing new. Perhaps you need another IV. 

Edited October 4, 2021 by MargeGunderson

[DakotaJustice]

she actually goes to Safeway? 

[CalicoKitty]

She has been drinking Plexus.  From what I understand, no one knows how much of what ingredient is actually in that stuff.  I don't think it is specified on the label.  I have read that there have been issues with people having problems with unbalanced electrolytes while using it. Who knows what her labs would show; her levels could be way off.  This IV thing is just stupid, as well as dangerous.  Worse yet, she is trying to convince other uninformed people to follow her example.  I am gobsmacked that anyone would do this.  DRINK WATER.  If you want a different taste, get a Soda Stream and make bubbly water.  You don't have to add any syrup, just plain water.  I love mine, and I don't have any trouble getting my water intake.  And I live at altitude.  Non medical IV???    No way.

[deirdra]

One, possibly two, of the ingredients in Plexus are diuretics. Why buy Plexus to pee out what you just drank and then pay $200 for intravenous hydration? Just drink water! I love my Sodastream too.

Edited October 4, 2021 by deirdra

[monagatuna]

Hyponatremia is a real thing, but there's no way this woman drinks enough water to make that happen. It's very common in the desert, but it's not like she's out exercising in 100F weather. And if it does happen, it can usually be solved with salt or salt tabs, a sports drink or potassium tablets. Like others have said, if she needs an IV for hydration she's very sick and needs to see a medical professional.

Ah, who am I kidding. She probably chugs plexus and hunts down big animal vets for ivermectin when the tractor supply runs out.