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Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears


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12 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

And what's the point of even applying 14 layers of eyeliner, mascara and eyeshadow to go for a morning "run?"  This is what irriatates me the most - she didn't go for a run - she put on makeup, did her hair, caked on some foundation, and went outside for a selfie using the pretense that she just happened to be outside for a run and decided to stop to take a pic.  Nope, nope, nope.

The sun is up in the photo.  If she had really run three miles, not only would her makeup be run in rivulets over her face, her hair would be plastered to her head.  Let's not even think about the concept of LLRags polyester clinging to every contour of her abundant frame.

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1 hour ago, xwordfanatik said:

Why would anyone follow that miserable mess and make ass-kissing comments?  Or buy her ugly, overpriced, putrid LLN crap?

Her army of sycophantic skanks are as tasteless as she is.  Yuck.

On the one hand they are exhorting her to "Run Meri Run" and on the other adulating her for being the "Strong Woman" she claims to be. 

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14 hours ago, Galloway Cave said:

No way did she run 3 miles in what appears to be Broadway Stage-level make-up that never smudged or dripped.

Right? Meri doesn’t strike me as a runner. At. All. I get that runners come in many shapes and sizes, but I cannot picture  her lumbering along for 3 miles (and then worrying about editing her face for the obligatory follow-up photo op). 

Wont do her much good unless she changes her dietary habits. 3 miles = 300 calories. She could eat that run back with one cinnamon bun. 

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I started closing the toilet seat and made it a habit 24 yrs ago after my sweet rescue kitten MoonUnit jumped up hoping to sit and watch me apply my eyeliner😉 and ended up in the bowl.  I've gladly stuck to it since reading an article saying that toilet water sprays 6-8' when you flush, which is within range of my toothbrush, shower & toiletries. 

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1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

Probably not.  I imagine she did a google search on "wilderness" and grabbed the first thing that popped up.

I immediately thought of an episode of that classic series Beavis and Butt-Head where Beavis is attempting to read a package of glue or something and he says "words...words..."

Found it! 

 

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16 hours ago, ginger90 said:

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Riiiight. LuLaRoe Meri in the vasty wilderness. Yeah, she’s really equipped. 

Dispatch: ”911 where is your emergency?” 

Meri: ”I don’t know I’m lost, overheated from my polyester clothes and have blisters from wearing flimsy fake boots. Call a helicopter!” 

Meanwhile, GPS coordinates put her a mile off the road.....

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33 minutes ago, TurtlePower said:

Riiiight. LuLaRoe Meri in the vasty wilderness. Yeah, she’s really equipped. 

Dispatch: ”911 where is your emergency?” 

Meri: ”I don’t know I’m lost, overheated from my polyester clothes and have blisters from wearing flimsy fake boots. Call a helicopter!” 

Meanwhile, GPS coordinates put her a mile off the road.....

#becauseIcan't

#I'mstillaStrongWomanright?

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5 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

Riiiight. LuLaRoe Meri in the vasty wilderness. Yeah, she’s really equipped. 

Dispatch: ”911 where is your emergency?” 

Meri: ”I don’t know I’m lost, overheated from my polyester clothes and have blisters from wearing flimsy fake boots. Call a helicopter!” 

Meanwhile, GPS coordinates put her a mile off the road.....

In a full face of stage makeup.  

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8 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Has Meri been, um, self-stimulating?  A whole lot of references to vibration in that message.

I will show myself out.

I mean... at the risk of being too crass, she’s stuck in a loveless ‘marriage’ and has been off the Kody rotation for years whilst always proclaiming her eternal happiness and independent fulfilment... I’m sure she has quite the bedside drawer collection 😆
I’ll just escort myself out now too.

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On 5/21/2020 at 4:39 AM, CocoPuffs said:

It’s been said before, but she looks like the guy from the OJ Simpson trial. Kato Kaelin (sp?). (I can’t be bothered to look up the spelling.) Anywho, Meri could be his sister. I think it’s the way she is wearing her hair. Somehow I don’t think that’s the look she was going for, what with all her good lighting, perfect angles, selective cropping and obvious filters. 

Drat, now I will never be able to unsee Kato when I see Meri.  Thanks a lot.  😜

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8 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

With that flimsy cord attaching the hammock to the tree, I wonder how much pride Mariah will feel if she attempts to fling herself aboard the hammock.

I'd love to see her flinging herself in, the cord breaking and her landing on the ground before the cord has the chance to girdle and kill the decades-old tree.

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