Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

[Meowwww]

11 hours ago, Galloway Cave said:

No way did she run 3 miles in what appears to be Broadway Stage-level make-up that never smudged or dripped.

My thoughts exactly.  Ugh.  

[Sandy W]

12 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

And what's the point of even applying 14 layers of eyeliner, mascara and eyeshadow to go for a morning "run?"  This is what irriatates me the most - she didn't go for a run - she put on makeup, did her hair, caked on some foundation, and went outside for a selfie using the pretense that she just happened to be outside for a run and decided to stop to take a pic.  Nope, nope, nope.

The sun is up in the photo.  If she had really run three miles, not only would her makeup be run in rivulets over her face, her hair would be plastered to her head.  Let's not even think about the concept of LLRags polyester clinging to every contour of her abundant frame.

[Meowwww]

2 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

My thoughts exactly.  Ugh.  

And the comments.  12674577 of them about how she is glowing.  Um, it’s the filters, people.  

Edited May 21, 2020 by Meowwww

[xwordfanatik]

Why would anyone follow that miserable mess and make ass-kissing comments?  Or buy her ugly, overpriced, putrid LLN crap?

Her army of sycophantic skanks are as tasteless as she is.  Yuck.

[Sandy W]

1 hour ago, xwordfanatik said:

Why would anyone follow that miserable mess and make ass-kissing comments?  Or buy her ugly, overpriced, putrid LLN crap?

Her army of sycophantic skanks are as tasteless as she is.  Yuck.

On the one hand they are exhorting her to "Run Meri Run" and on the other adulating her for being the "Strong Woman" she claims to be. 

Edited May 21, 2020 by Sandy W

[TurtlePower]

14 hours ago, Galloway Cave said:

No way did she run 3 miles in what appears to be Broadway Stage-level make-up that never smudged or dripped.

Right? Meri doesn’t strike me as a runner. At. All. I get that runners come in many shapes and sizes, but I cannot picture  her lumbering along for 3 miles (and then worrying about editing her face for the obligatory follow-up photo op). 

Wont do her much good unless she changes her dietary habits. 3 miles = 300 calories. She could eat that run back with one cinnamon bun. 

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

 

Meri running - more likely away from her disgusting spawn

[Sandy W]

6 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

 

Meri running - more likely away from her disgusting spawn

Maybe she just spotted a helicopter landing in an open area of the park.  Still hoping........

[deirdra]

I started closing the toilet seat and made it a habit 24 yrs ago after my sweet rescue kitten MoonUnit jumped up hoping to sit and watch me apply my eyeliner😉 and ended up in the bowl.  I've gladly stuck to it since reading an article saying that toilet water sprays 6-8' when you flush, which is within range of my toothbrush, shower & toiletries. 

Edited May 21, 2020 by deirdra

[laurakaye]

4 hours ago, Meowwww said:

And the comments.  12674577 of them about how she is glowing.  Um, it’s the filters, people.  

Wonder if these the same people that slobber all over Pudge's posts and tell her how wise and beautiful she is.......

[TurtlePower]

17 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

 

Meri running - more likely away from her disgusting spawn

There’s no way Meri can move that fast. 

[zenme]

I wonder if Kody and Robyn get on this page and just laugh and laugh.

[Kyanight]

37 minutes ago, zenme said:

I wonder if Kody and Robyn get on this page and just laugh and laugh.

I doubt it.  I think they would roll their eyes and get pissed.

[ginger90]

[DakotaJustice]

Did she actually read that before she posted it? 

🤔

[Kohola3]

9 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Did she actually read that before she posted it? 

 

Probably not.  I imagine she did a google search on "wilderness" and grabbed the first thing that popped up.

[DakotaJustice]

1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

Probably not.  I imagine she did a google search on "wilderness" and grabbed the first thing that popped up.

I immediately thought of an episode of that classic series Beavis and Butt-Head where Beavis is attempting to read a package of glue or something and he says "words...words..."

Found it! 

 

[TurtlePower]

16 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Riiiight. LuLaRoe Meri in the vasty wilderness. Yeah, she’s really equipped. 

Dispatch: ”911 where is your emergency?” 

Meri: ”I don’t know I’m lost, overheated from my polyester clothes and have blisters from wearing flimsy fake boots. Call a helicopter!” 

Meanwhile, GPS coordinates put her a mile off the road.....

[Sandy W]

33 minutes ago, TurtlePower said:

Riiiight. LuLaRoe Meri in the vasty wilderness. Yeah, she’s really equipped. 

Dispatch: ”911 where is your emergency?” 

Meri: ”I don’t know I’m lost, overheated from my polyester clothes and have blisters from wearing flimsy fake boots. Call a helicopter!” 

Meanwhile, GPS coordinates put her a mile off the road.....

#becauseIcan't

#I'mstillaStrongWomanright?

[ginger90]

 

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

 

No pictures of Meri, Mariah and Audrey at the summit of the trail?

[Meowwww]

5 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

Riiiight. LuLaRoe Meri in the vasty wilderness. Yeah, she’s really equipped. 

Dispatch: ”911 where is your emergency?” 

Meri: ”I don’t know I’m lost, overheated from my polyester clothes and have blisters from wearing flimsy fake boots. Call a helicopter!” 

Meanwhile, GPS coordinates put her a mile off the road.....

In a full face of stage makeup.  

[ginger90]

[BradandJanet]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Meri is channeling Mariah. Does Meri know what this means? I'm struggling with it. 

[ginger90]

Law of vibration, you get what you’re sending out.

Or, in Meri’s case, if you don’t agree with me, get out of my space.

That’s my 2 cents.

[Kohola3]

Has Meri been, um, self-stimulating?  A whole lot of references to vibration in that message.

I will show myself out.

[Sofa Sloth]

8 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Has Meri been, um, self-stimulating?  A whole lot of references to vibration in that message.

I will show myself out.

I mean... at the risk of being too crass, she’s stuck in a loveless ‘marriage’ and has been off the Kody rotation for years whilst always proclaiming her eternal happiness and independent fulfilment... I’m sure she has quite the bedside drawer collection 😆. 
I’ll just escort myself out now too.

[Kohola3]

5 minutes ago, Sofa Sloth said:

I’ll just escort myself out now too.

Let's meet virtually for cocktails.  Great minds and all.

[suomi]

 

[TurtlePower]

16 hours ago, ginger90 said:

WOW. This is probably the most honest-yet-conceited thing she’s posted. You better come to HER, because this bitch isn’t even gonna try. How incredibly off-putting.

Just when you think she can’t become any more unlikable. 

[Sandy W]

42 minutes ago, TurtlePower said:

WOW. This is probably the most honest-yet-conceited thing she’s posted. You better come to HER, because this bitch isn’t even gonna try. How incredibly off-putting.

Just when you think she can’t become any more unlikable. 

Her Superiority Complex comes through loud and clear.

[Chicklet]

I'm still trying to figure out the Law of Vibration. People make up the most amazing things. Just go with the Golden Rule Meri, might work better.

[Featherhat]

Just flicking through the channels and came across a SW repeat and the description said "Meri is emotional when she breaks the news of the "marriage license shift" to Robin" and cracked up. Yeah sure that's all it was. Really. 

[Twopper]

On 5/21/2020 at 4:39 AM, CocoPuffs said:

It’s been said before, but she looks like the guy from the OJ Simpson trial. Kato Kaelin (sp?). (I can’t be bothered to look up the spelling.) Anywho, Meri could be his sister. I think it’s the way she is wearing her hair. Somehow I don’t think that’s the look she was going for, what with all her good lighting, perfect angles, selective cropping and obvious filters. 

Drat, now I will never be able to unsee Kato when I see Meri.  Thanks a lot.  😜

[suomi]

Kato is prettier than Meri and has better skin and hair, and is smarter.

Edited May 25, 2020 by suomi
ETA "and hair"

[deirdra]

Meri got Kato's fried brassy hair, Kootie got Kato's wild eyes, and Robyn got his jaw line. But Kato spent his days sunning & lounging in and around OJ's pool.  What is Meri's excuse? And who would accept her as a permanent house guest?

Edited May 26, 2020 by deirdra

[Kyanight]

11 hours ago, deirdra said:

Meri got Kato's fried brassy hair, Kootie got Kato's wild eyes, and Robyn got his jaw line. But Kato spent his days sunning & lounging in and around OJ's pool.  What is Meri's excuse? And who would accept her as a permanent house guest?

Jackie Overton.

[Meowwww]

Rewatching the Hawaii ep where they draw the eyebrows on to prank angry Mariah. 
Um, life now imitating art?   😜. Meri’s eyebrows look like this for real now.  

[ginger90]

 

[ginger90]

 

[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

We don't have any whole chickens with feathers, but we've got packages of breasts and thighs in our freezer.  Plus eggs in the fridge.  Does that count?

[Sandy W]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

Is that 4 hens and a rooster leading the way to their eventual home?

[sharkerbaby]

That looks like 5 hens to me.  I'm on a small screen so can't be sure but I see no long thin hackle or saddle feathers, and I definitely do not see any sickle feathers.

I know that wasn't the point to your comment but as a chicken person couldn't resist clarifying

Edited June 1, 2020 by sharkerbaby

[Roslyn]

1 hour ago, Sandy W said:

Is that 4 hens and a rooster leading the way to their eventual home?

Nope. 5 hens. Two Buff Orpingtons, Two Silver Laced Wyandottes and the white looks like a white Americauna

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, Roslyn said:

Nope. 5 hens. Two Buff Orpingtons, Two Silver Laced Wyandottes and the white looks like a white Americauna

Or as this city slicker would refer to them - five buckets of chicken on the run!

[ginger90]

 

[Sandy W]

With that flimsy cord attaching the hammock to the tree, I wonder how much pride Mariah will feel if she attempts to fling herself aboard the hammock.

[deirdra]

8 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

With that flimsy cord attaching the hammock to the tree, I wonder how much pride Mariah will feel if she attempts to fling herself aboard the hammock.

I'd love to see her flinging herself in, the cord breaking and her landing on the ground before the cord has the chance to girdle and kill the decades-old tree.

[ginger90]

 

[LilWharveyGal]

Thank you, Meri, I needed a good laugh today!  Confident "style" must mean taking overhead photos and filtering until half of your body mass disappears.

And...if she doesn't need help with her eyebrows, then why is the left one in line with the center of her nose?