Kris: Pimp Momager

[kokapetl]

Pretty good Photoshopping though.

[ms.o]

Not a flattering photo of Kris at all. And That dress....

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBr4U3pPNXo/

Edited February 15, 2016 by ms.o

[ginger90]

Not a flattering photo of Kris at all. And That dress....

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBr4U3pPNXo/

WTH was the theme for that mess?

[Artsda]

Kanye designed them, she didn't have much (0%) say.

Edited February 16, 2016 by Artsda

[iwasish]

Kanye designed them, she didn't have much (0%) say.

So, Kris must really be under his spell to wear a mess like that. She looks like she wants to crawl under a rock.

[peaceknit]

Not a flattering photo of Kris at all. And That dress....

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBr4U3pPNXo/

 

my god, kris looks scary! 

[MarysWetBar]

Kanye designed them, she didn't have much (0%) say.

By my guesstimate, 0% is also the amount of support her twice-lifted mams had as well in that dress. Edited February 17, 2016 by MarysWetBar

[RoxieBear73]

The latest Kris Jenner news is that she was Booed of the stage at the 80's Iheart concert last night. I guess they didn't like that fact that she was there? http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/21/kris-jenner-booed-iheart-concert/

[kokapetl]

The latest Kris Jenner news is that she was Booed of the stage at the 80's Iheart concert last night. I guess they didn't like that fact that she was there? http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/21/kris-jenner-booed-iheart-concert/

Clip below.

Edited February 21, 2016 by Kokapetl

[peaceknit]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whoo! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! That warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart!

[citychic]

She looks seriously shaken in the video. Even she knows the end is near.

[ebkitty]

Lmao, amazed she kept it going! Would love to been able to see her reaction back stage!!! Hilarious, it might be over!!!

[Cosmic Muffin]

She's been surrounded by syncophants only, she thinks she's relevant and beloved anywhere. I hope Boy George will reassess his connection to these losers.

Edited February 22, 2016 by Cosmic Muffin

[laurakaye]

Quick, Kris!  Find a soul to sell to keep your show going!  Scott?  Rob?  Lamar?  Cory?  Your grandchildren?  You can do this!

[Veronique Bette]

She's been surrounded by syncophants only, she thinks she's relevant and beloved anywhere. I hope Boy George will reassess his connection to these losers.

Boy George has a reality show currently in development with Bunin/Murray Productions, the folks who bring us KUWTK and I Am Cait. That’s the connection and I’m sure the only reason Kris was unwisely invited to introduce Culture Club in the first place. I have a feeling her humiliating reception at that event will not be shown as part of any episodes on BG’s show -- not if she has any clout with their shared production company, that is.

[AndySmith]

She's been surrounded by syncophants only, she thinks she's relevant and beloved anywhere

 

I'd think she pays some attention to the media (social or otherwise), blogs, etc. Even she isn't that deluded not to know that there are just as many people who dislike them as there are fans.

[Cosmic Muffin]

I didn't know about the reality show; I thought this was connected to BG singing at Caitlyn's party. Which, if they knew about the reality show then, might really have been about that.

 

Somehow I don't think Kris thought she'd ever be in a room filled with people who actively dislike her. I'm glad she's ok, but also glad she was made uncomfortable.

 

Thanks for the info!

[kokapetl]

Boy George imprisoned a prostitute and raped him. Boy George served time in a British prison as a result. Why is he even allowed a visa to work in America?

[DollEyes]

That video is hilarious! I was hoping to see Kris' face crack, but she's had so much work done it's a wonder her mouth can still move.

[Coffeecup]

Boy George has a reality show currently in development with Bunin/Murray Productions, the folks who bring us KUWTK and I Am Cait. That’s the connection and I’m sure the only reason Kris was unwisely invited to introduce Culture Club in the first place. I have a feeling her humiliating reception at that event will not be shown as part of any episodes on BG’s show -- not if she has any clout with their shared production company, that is.

That's the most plausible explanation for Kris getting that gig.

 

It was SO satisfying to see Kris get booed.  Bwahahaha.

[HumblePi]

Weren't those people in the audience booing Kris the same people who made her and her entire family rich and famous?  Anyway, I enjoyed watching her humiliated.

[iwasish]

Weren't those people in the audience booing Kris the same people who made her and her entire family rich and famous? Anyway, I enjoyed watching her humiliated.

Must have been an audience full of haters from Oklahoma, maybe there was a radio station contest giving away free tickets?

[Artsda]

Kris Jenner: Kanye West's tweets get 'misconstrued'
'There have been days where there should be a no-tweeting law and I feel like I will ground him,' the Kardashian-Jenner matriarch told Ellen DeGeneres

[HumblePi]

Those times when Photoshop comes in real handy

 

[iwasish]

Those times when Photoshop comes in real handy

 

What has been seen, cannot be unseen..... 

[RealityCowgirl]

The damn orange make-up. Applied with a spatula. Dear god. So many other things, but I can't get past that.

Because aging normally and gracefully would have been soooooooooooooo much worse.

[iwasish]

The damn orange make-up. Applied with a spatula. Dear god. So many other things, but I can't get past that.

Because aging normally and gracefully would have been soooooooooooooo much worse.

Are those mood earrings? What's with the colors on the XXXs?

[AndySmith]

Part of them are clear/see through.

 

But yikes. File this under "Aging Gracefully: How To Fail At It".

[RealityCowgirl]

Someone also should tell her that "smizing" only really made Tyra look nuts.

Of course, with this one, I think they're now permanent - or at least until the next plastics tune-up.

Edited March 23, 2016 by RealityCowgirl

[ramble]

She has Elvis' hair. It's freaking me out. Well, actually his was better.

[kokapetl]

[AndySmith]

Shiny, fake, and tacky. Just like Kris!

[howmanywords]

So ugly and tacky. I could make a bottle like that myself with shit from Michael's craft store.

[Artsda]

The real reason Kris Jenner keeps Corey Gamble around

http://pagesix.com/2016/03/28/kris-jenners-35-year-old-boy-toy-is-on-her-payroll/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=P6Twitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

[HumblePi]

Kris is as good as ever at Photoshop, thank goodness she at least erased some of Gordon Ramsey's forehead crevices.

 

[AndySmith]

Oh. My. God.

[ByTor]

This keeps showing up on my Facebook as "trending", I don't believe it's true...

http://www.inquisitr.com/3022963/kris-jenner-o-j-simpson-wants-a-date-after-after-hes-released-from-prison-report/

[AndySmith]

Isn't it a bit late for an April Fools joke?

[iwasish]

I bet Kris would at least toy with the idea. Ratings and dollars would get her attention. Probably won't ever come to pass, since OJ will be in prison for a while still. But I can see her using the tabloids mentioning of it as something she'd try to work into a conversation on camera. Most likely with Kim.

[ByTor]

I bet Kris would at least toy with the idea.

That wouldn't surprise me one bit.  I just really doubt OJ has given her any thought.

[iwasish]

That wouldn't surprise me one bit. I just really doubt OJ has given her any thought.

You're right, he probably has thought about Kim though.

[GaT]

No matter what I think of Kris as a pimp momma, I seriously doubt Kris would ever consider dating OJ. This is someone who went to his trial every day wearing her murdered friend's maternity clothes. She believes OJ killed Nicole, no matter how much PR it would get her she wouldn't do it, it's just some tabloid trying to get clicks. 

[iwasish]

I don't think she'd date him, but she's proven that she'll sell her friendship with Nicole for ratings, dollars and press.

She's barely mentioned Nicole in all these years. Suddenly, a TV show on another network airs and she's all over the place relating anecdotes and spinning history to make herself a bigger part of the story than she was.

[truelovekiss]

On 3/22/2016 at 4:03 PM, HumblePi said:

Those times when Photoshop comes in real handy

 

Pull the lever, Kronk.

[Cocoa Puff]

Here's Pimp Momma wearing Balmain at the 2016 Met Gala

[GaT]

I think she looks good, her boobs are covered & it's age appropriate.

[Watermelon]

She looks plus sized, which I didn't think she was....I like that it's covered, hate that it added 40 pounds.

[Fostersmom]

Yeah, somehow that makes her look pregnant. Still better pregnant than Kim's ever looked, but still pregnant. That's the sign of a bad dress.

[Coffeecup]

Kris' dress split open in the back (thankfully only above the waist!) in Cannes. Radar has a series of embarrassing pictures of her in clothes that are way too tight. You can see lots of muffin tops, lumps and bumps.

http://radaronline.com/photos/kris-jenner-weight-gain-fat-cannes-kuwtk-momager-photos/photo/1297773/

"Curves Out Of Control! Kris Busts Out Of Her Dress In Cannes"  May 17, 2016

Radar spelled it wrong. Should be "Kurves Out Of Kontrol!" LOL

I'm willing to cut Kris some slack on her figure, because she's 60 years old, [probably] menopausal, and she's had six children. But she could look much better if she wore the right size clothes, instead of trying to imitate her daughters by wearing clothes several sizes too small and thinking Spanx will make her look like the clothes fit.

Edited May 17, 2016 by Coffeecup

[GaT]

Hmm, I can't decide if the seams split or if it was made that way. It's Radar Online, so you can't trust them for any kind of truth.