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26 minutes ago, LoneHaranguer said:

There should be some fine print telling you how many GB you 're really getting. The "unlimited" just means they'll slow down your service instead of cutting you off. Some carriers got into trouble for not telling people that; one slowed things down so much, it was unusable.

There probably is, but I don't have a ginormous TV and can't see/read any fine print.  Still, it's amusing to think that they'll owe me money (and lots of it!) every month because I haven't used all of my unlimited data.

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14 hours ago, smittykins said:

Didn’t they come out with an African-American version using the exact same soundtrack?

Yes, they did.  Very odd.

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16 hours ago, smittykins said:

Didn’t they come out with an African-American version using the exact same soundtrack?

I haven't seen one, but it apparently exists.

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14 hours ago, AntiBeeSpray said:

Don't get the point of this one. Bundling is not violent in any way.

That's what makes it funny, in theory, anyway.

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On 5/12/2019 at 4:48 PM, Brattinella said:

I think the point is that the focus group is a bunch of idiots.

Yea got that part, along with the fact that the commercial isn't really that funny.

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17 hours ago, AntiBeeSpray said:

Yea got that part, along with the fact that the commercial isn't really that funny.

It really isn't.  To me, it sounded like the comment section of any online news story or social media post, with people complaining about everything but the issue at hand.  But yeah...not really funny.

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43 minutes ago, funky-rat said:

To me, it sounded like the comment section of any online news story or social media post, with people complaining about everything but the issue at hand.  But yeah...not really funny.

It fell flat to me, too, when it could have been some pretty funny and biting satire.  The focus group that can't focus long enough to actually watch what happens in the commercial, so when the first participant trots out what is probably her usual "I'm not sure if that's appropriate for children" reaction to everything, the rest of the group's response is to get sidetracked down various irrelevant paths of commentary, all while Flo has no success redirecting them to discussing what they're actually supposed to be commenting on.  There's potential there, but they didn't really go for it, so it winds up kind of a dud.

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I love the slow turkey. He's adorable. My 3 year old twins also love him. 

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On ‎05‎/‎12‎/‎2019 at 4:48 PM, Brattinella said:

I think the point is that the focus group is a bunch of idiots.

They probably wandered over from the Chevy commercial.

On ‎05‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 6:24 AM, Ubiquitous said:

That's what makes it funny, in theory, anyway.

I found very funny, but ymmv.

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I had to back it up to be sure: Aspercreme adhesive heated back pad has a side-by-side shot comparing them to the "Other pad". But the other pad covers the entire lower back, while the Aspercreme one is just a smallish patch centered on your spine.

I don't know about you, but when I have a backache, the spine area isn't involved - it's all about the muscles closer to my sides. So they've just made a convincing pitch for "Other pad", if only I knew which one it was.

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I;m a bit lost on the latest Geico commercial (or could it be another insurance co?) where a guy is singing karaoke in what appears to be some sort of remote substation in Antarctica.  Everyone else seems to be dying of boredom.  One of the guys tries to make a run for it out the door into the freezing cold, but someone pulls him back in.  By the time I actually start paying full attention to the commercial it's over and I never really heard any of the voiceover.  What's the point of this one?   

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2 minutes ago, BigBingerBro said:

I;m a bit lost on the latest Geico commercial (or could it be another insurance co?) where a guy is singing karaoke in what appears to be some sort of remote substation in Antarctica.  Everyone else seems to be dying of boredom.  One of the guys tries to make a run for it out the door into the freezing cold, but someone pulls him back in.  By the time I actually start paying full attention to the commercial it's over and I never really heard any of the voiceover.  What's the point of this one?   

I just looked it up, and it's part of the Geico series where two (or more) people are in the middle of a bizarre situation, and one of them says, "I can't believe it," leading the other(s) to assume she/he is talking about the craziness around them, only to learn, no, she/he is amazed by how easy it was to switch to Geico and save big bucks.

In this one, they're at a research station they can't step outside of due to the weather, and one guy brought his karaoke machine with him, and has been serenading them with "I Want It That Way" on a constant loop.  After however many renditions, one of them thinks freezing to death would be a better option and tries to make a run for it.

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2 minutes ago, Bastet said:

I just looked it up, and it's part of the Geico series where two (or more) people are in the middle of a bizarre situation, and one of them says, "I can't believe it," leading the other(s) to assume she/he is talking about the craziness around them, only to learn, no, she/he is amazed by how easy it was to switch to Geico and save big bucks.

In this one, they're at a research station they can't step outside of due to the weather, and one guy brought his karaoke machine with him, and has been serenading them with "I Want It That Way" on a constant loop.  After however many renditions, one of them thinks freezing to death would be a better option and tries to make a run for it.

Ah yeah, that's it.  Thanks for finding that.  Wow, that's a bizarre way to make such a simple point, but I guess that's what they were going for.  LOL

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I noticed in the Chantrix smoking meds commercial with a turkey camping in the woods that he pops a pill, then dumps a handful into a boiling pot od something on the campfire, then starts eating it, followed by him walking through the woods, wonderstruck. Is he enjoying nature or tripping out on Chantrix?

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59 minutes ago, Ubiquitous said:

I noticed in the Chantrix smoking meds commercial with a turkey camping in the woods that he pops a pill, then dumps a handful into a boiling pot od something on the campfire, then starts eating it, followed by him walking through the woods, wonderstruck. Is he enjoying nature or tripping out on Chantrix?

The stuff he puts in the pot is birdseed.

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23andMe Father's Day special - not sure if this is the best place for this one, but it does make me wonder...

One screen says "What genetics do you share with your Dad?"  Makes me wonder how many people find out they don't share any genetics with their Dad, because Mom has some explaining to do...

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2 hours ago, Moose135 said:

23andMe Father's Day special - not sure if this is the best place for this one, but it does make me wonder...

One screen says "What genetics do you share with your Dad?"  Makes me wonder how many people find out they don't share any genetics with their Dad, because Mom has some explaining to do...

I know someone who found out he and his brother have different fathers. Mom never did any explaining, just kept mum.

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6 hours ago, Moose135 said:

23andMe Father's Day special - not sure if this is the best place for this one, but it does make me wonder...

One screen says "What genetics do you share with your Dad?"  Makes me wonder how many people find out they don't share any genetics with their Dad, because Mom has some explaining to do...

A lot.  Support groups are cropping up online.

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There's a new Clorox commercial in which a guess drops a buffalo chicken wing on the kitchen floor and ponders all the nasty things that happened there (kids leaving muddy shoeprints, roaches, someone drops raw meat, dog craps on the floor, whatever) but then remembers he wiped down the floor with a Clorox product and grabs the wing to eat it! Gah! You may have sterilized the floor earlier that day, but what happened AFTERWARDS? Plus, IT'S THE FLOOR! Why are you even considering eating that wing?!?!?!?

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1 hour ago, Ubiquitous said:

Plus, IT'S THE FLOOR! Why are you even considering eating that wing?!?!?!?

5 second rule...

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18 minutes ago, Moose135 said:

5 second rule...

A cookie maybe. Something with sauce on it? No way.

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I have a friend who is in the food biz. She worked for Barnum and Bailey for over 20 years. Her first job with them was inspecting food sanitation at their concessions. I've cooked at her house, and there is no five second rule - ever - for anything. Anything on the floor goes directly into the trash.

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3 hours ago, peacheslatour said:

A cookie maybe. Something with sauce on it? No way.

No problem with something falling on the counter or table, but yeah, never the floor.

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On 5/28/2019 at 1:26 PM, Moose135 said:

5 second rule...

On 5/28/2019 at 1:45 PM, peacheslatour said:

A cookie maybe. Something with sauce on it? No way.

On 5/28/2019 at 3:00 PM, chessiegal said:

I have a friend who is in the food biz. She worked for Barnum and Bailey for over 20 years. Her first job with them was inspecting food sanitation at their concessions. I've cooked at her house, and there is no five second rule - ever - for anything. Anything on the floor goes directly into the trash.

On 5/28/2019 at 5:36 PM, Ubiquitous said:

No problem with something falling on the counter or table, but yeah, never the floor.

I was once at a work potluck lunch, and the person who was setting up accidentally dropped an unwrapped sleeve of plastic cups (the imprinted souvenir kind, not dixie cups) on the (carpeted, conference room) floor.  She promptly tossed the whole stack into the trash.  I know that's what you gotta do, but it made my cheapskate, recycler heart hurt.  They would have at least gone into the dishwasher if it was at my house. 

I've gotta think they were safer than most of the dishes people brought in, prepared under who-knows-what conditions!

(And if that wing was at my house, I would have rinsed it off and applied more sauce 🙂.   For me - not to re-serve to someone else.)

ETA a few days after posting, and many years after the actual incident, I'm only just now realizing the irony of worrying about carpet germs as you're eating food people prepared with their unwashed hands, on the counters their cats lounged on, on the cutting board they sliced their raw meat on... And yes, I still do eat at the potlucks. 

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5 minutes ago, SoMuchTV said:

I was once at a work potluck lunch, and the person who was setting up accidentally dropped an unwrapped sleeve of plastic cups (the imprinted souvenir kind, not dixie cups) on the (carpeted, conference room) floor.  She promptly tossed the whole stack into the trash.  I know that's what you gotta do, but it made my cheapskate, recycler heart hurt.  They would have at least gone into the dishwasher if it was at my house. 

I've gotta think they were safer than most of the dishes people brought in, prepared under who-knows-what conditions!

(And if that wing was at my house, I would have rinsed it off and applied more sauce 🙂.   For me - not to re-serve to someone else.)

You may be my spirit animal!

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3 hours ago, SoMuchTV said:

(And if that wing was at my house, I would have rinsed it off and applied more sauce 🙂.   For me - not to re-serve to someone else.)

Hell, I wouldn't even have rinsed it off before eating it.  Wiped it off if there was some schmutz on it, but the simple fact it had touched my floor for a few seconds?  Not bothered.  My only sigh would have been over the fact I now needed to wipe up a little spot of sauce on my floor.

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21 hours ago, Ubiquitous said:

IT'S THE FLOOR! Why are you even considering eating that wing?!?!?!?

If it's my floor, it's okay.  Anybody else's floor, yuk! (I don't mind MY germs.) I wouldn't eat an éclair from the garbage, though, even if it was on top.

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6 hours ago, Tom Holmberg said:

If it's my floor, it's okay.  Anybody else's floor, yuk! (I don't mind MY germs.) I wouldn't eat an éclair from the garbage, though, even if it was on top.

But what if it was on a doily, ON TOP of a magazine?!?!

**WOO HOO - got it!!**

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1 hour ago, funky-rat said:

But what if it was on a doily, ON TOP of a magazine?!?!

But you don't know where it's been!

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On ‎05‎/‎28‎/‎2019 at 5:36 PM, Ubiquitous said:

No problem with something falling on the counter or table, but yeah, never the floor.

I've eaten cookies or snack stuff I've dropped on the floor, but I would never give it to someone else.

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On ‎05‎/‎26‎/‎2019 at 7:48 PM, Bastet said:

I just looked it up, and it's part of the Geico series where two (or more) people are in the middle of a bizarre situation, and one of them says, "I can't believe it," leading the other(s) to assume she/he is talking about the craziness around them, only to learn, no, she/he is amazed by how easy it was to switch to Geico and save big bucks.

In this one, they're at a research station they can't step outside of due to the weather, and one guy brought his karaoke machine with him, and has been serenading them with "I Want It That Way" on a constant loop.  After however many renditions, one of them thinks freezing to death would be a better option and tries to make a run for it.

And now I have "I Want It That Way" stuck in my head.

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I zipped the tab off a Babybel Mini today and promptly dropped it on the floor, under my desk, at work. Fortunately, the remaining wax protected the cheese from getting dog hair on it. The vet who works the days I don't uses the same desk and Muggsy frequently comes to work with her & lays under the desk. The boss' dog needs weekly fluids, so HashBrown likes it under that desk, too, cause there's a comfy dog bed, so she can rest while her body absorbs the fluids.   I ate the cheese.

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We keep our home immaculately clean (with seven cats daily cleaning is a must) but I would never eat anything off the floor.

There's some commercial now for an LBL pad (because we live in an acronym world) and at first I thought the woman was saying something about expecting little leagues. Then I realized she was saying little leaks. Enunciate, people!!

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How does the "slinger" couple take a chainsaw to their (no longer used) cablebox every night?

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I'm not sure why I'm suddenly getting commercials for Marco's Pizza. I've never even heard of that chain before, and there doesn't appear to be a store within a 50-mile radius of where I live in SW Virginia. It looks like very generic pizza to me, like the frozen pizza kits we sold as a fundraiser for band in high school.

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@mmecorday, it's OK. It's not the worst pizza, but it's definitely not anywhere near the top. I've only had it when ours was donating part of the proceeds one evening to my kid's school. Otherwise, we would never have ordered from there. We ordered online, and the posted delivery time was an hour and a half. It didn't take that long, fortunately, but it's just crazy in our relatively small town to list that long a wait unless the roads are ice-covered.

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Not really a confusing commercial, but every time I hear one for Tire Rack, I initially hear "Tie Rack" and am briefly befuddled.

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Speaking of misheard lines, there's an ad for Lowe's selling weed-whacker type lawn trimmers, the kind that spins a reel of plastic cord to cut grass but I guess there can be problems with tangling. The voiceover says "Forget line hassles" but the first time I saw the ad I heard "Forget lying assholes." So much easier said than done.

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One time I was listening to a Corona ad, I heard "Every time someone gets laid, a Corona gets its lime".

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22 hours ago, mmecorday said:

I'm not sure why I'm suddenly getting commercials for Marco's Pizza. I've never even heard of that chain before, and there doesn't appear to be a store within a 50-mile radius of where I live in SW Virginia. It looks like very generic pizza to me, like the frozen pizza kits we sold as a fundraiser for band in high school.

It's OK. Better than Dominoes and Little Ceasars IMO. 

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14 hours ago, chessiegal said:

"Every time someone gets laid, a Corona gets its lime".

You should write their commercials!

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On 5/6/2019 at 2:07 PM, Bastet said:

"Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

Towanda!

That made me hoot so loud I scared my cats. TOWANDA!! 

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On 6/2/2019 at 4:56 PM, chessiegal said:

One time I was listening to a Corona ad, I heard "Every time someone gets laid, a Corona gets its lime".

We must share a brain because I've thought this same exact thing before.

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On ‎6‎/‎7‎/‎2019 at 2:18 PM, Aryanna said:

We must share a brain because I've thought this same exact thing before.

It would be truer if the ad said "Every time someone gets a Corona, somebody gets laid." And that would sell more beer.

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On 5/26/2019 at 1:48 PM, Jamoche said:

I had to back it up to be sure: Aspercreme adhesive heated back pad has a side-by-side shot comparing them to the "Other pad". But the other pad covers the entire lower back, while the Aspercreme one is just a smallish patch centered on your spine.

I don't know about you, but when I have a backache, the spine area isn't involved - it's all about the muscles closer to my sides. So they've just made a convincing pitch for "Other pad", if only I knew which one it was.

They are Thermacare  and they are amazing. 

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I'm growing concerned about that family in the Volvo commercials.  I don't think they are ever going to get to their destination.  Hopefully they don't run into the blind serial killer from the Suburu commercial.

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