flyingdi June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 I think there should be a celebrity mommie switch. Send Mama June to the Duggar home for a week and sent Michelle to the Honey Boo Boo hovel for a week. I bet both would come back changed people in a lot of ways. I want them to switch Kate and Michelle. I want to see Jim Bob react to a sweet, demure woman like Kate and I want to see if Michelle can handle any of Kate's girls. I want to see Michelle explain to Mady why her brothers are more important than her. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234360
ChocolateAddict June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Music by the "concert pianist" Jana Lyrics by that terrible, terrible engagement dude Costumes by the ever-fashionable Michelle Photography by Jinger (so expect more photos on the side of a busy road with bugs everywhere) Set design by the logistically challenged Sierra STARRING Josh as the misunderstood sorrowful hero Jim Boob can be the Director and Publicist after his stellar efforts in the last few weeks 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234366
Sew Sumi June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Vocals and rose petal drop by TFDW! 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234372
truthtalk2014 June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Oh how about the Stink Bus of Love? The Duggars go on a cross country tour to try to find mates for their unmarried children. HA HA! OMG- Perfect! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234389
JoanArc June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 I don't like Hof going after the girls like that. Tacky and tasteless joking. They've been through sexual hell already. Enough. Yes, even Jill and Jessa. “We don’t have locks on our girls’ doors, because we’ve never needed them. Apparently the Bunny Ranch brothel is a safer place for young girls than the Duggar household.” Ok, THIS made me laugh, because it's true. At least the Bunny Ranch openly admits to whoring out, unlike the Duggs. Oh, I forgot, since we're on fanfic and crossovers: 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234391
lottiedottie June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 You guys are hilariously witty. I love all these spin off ideas! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234412
Churchhoney June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 You have to be older to get this one. "Stop the Stink Bus, I want to get off" "The Roar of the Tater Tots, The Smell of the Howlers" 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234500
zenme June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Hey that would be a good name for a Lifetime movie--"Banned from a Brothel: The Josh Duggar Story." 18 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234502
Churchhoney June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Michelle can star in this one: On a Clear Day You Can Seewald Forever Sorry to interrupt all the proposed fanfic, but I have real media news. A "source close to the situation" says that Jill and Jessa want to "return to public life." I pretty much blew off the beginning part of the article. http://www.people.com/article/jessa-duggar-jill-duggar-coping-after-josh-molestation-scandal I'm curious as to the sources. Do they still have the Huckabee PR guy on retainer? Or is this an inside job by Jana and Mechelle? 'Jessa, 22, added that the exposure was a "re-victimization."' Shouldn't that be "re-non-victimization"? 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234509
Sew Sumi June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Michelle can star in this one: On a Clear Day You Can Seewald Forever 'Jessa, 22, added that the exposure was a "re-victimization."' Shouldn't that be "re-non-victimization"? Yup. Yet another way that they're trying to play both sides of this thing. Pick a side, ladies! 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234527
roamyn June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 ABCs next Bachelor: John David Duggar! Since Boob will be starring in 'Hairspray', how abt Me-chelle starring in 'Shampoo' remake called 'Permanent'? Or Boob starring in a new movie 'Lord of the Flies' with all his Gothard cronies. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234533
zenme June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 "Gifted Hands" is already taken. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234682
dillpickles June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Banned from the kids playground: The Josh Duggar Story "A Heart For Children: The REAL Michelle Duggar story." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234691
Quilt Fairy June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 "The Roar of the Tater Tots, The Smell of the Howlers" Churchhoney, I get the feeling you are an Anthony Newley fan. If Jill and Jessa feel "cloaked in shame", I feel sorry for them. They've done nothing to be ashamed of. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234702
Rane June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 I vote for this classic - "Seven Brides for Seven Duggars". 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234709
xls June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Hey that would be a good name for a Lifetime movie--"Banned from a Brothel: The Josh Duggar Story." He thought it was a restaurant that served rabbit stew. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234710
Churchhoney June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Churchhoney, I get the feeling you are an Anthony Newley fan. If Jill and Jessa feel "cloaked in shame", I feel sorry for them. They've done nothing to be ashamed of. Agreed. But "Jill and Jessa Cloaked in Shame"? Newley (gone too soon) could have made a great song out of that. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234728
Fosca June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Agreed. But "Jill and Jessa Cloaked in Shame"? Newley (gone too soon) could have made a great song out of that. As long as Leslie Bricusse was co-author! 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234747
wanderwoman June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 "Flowers in the TTH" - the story of siblings with monotonous first initials who, for lack of options and parental induced isolation, turn to incestuous sexual exploration. Followed by the sequels: "If There Be Thongs" and "Pedos in the Broken Winnebego". VC would be so proud. Ok. That felt wrong. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234801
HumblePi June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 (edited) Edited June 12, 2015 by HumblePi 21 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234803
wanderwoman June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 The wheels on the Duggar bus go _______???? "It's in the buuuuuuuusssssss, that Jim Bob bought for me." That "It's in the Blood" song was creepy. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234808
lookeyloo June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 A prophetic meme from some time ago..... I just love Mrs Betty Bowers! 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234854
OSM Mom June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 "Flowers in the TTH" - the story of siblings with monotonous first initials who, for lack of options and parental induced isolation, turn to incestuous sexual exploration. Followed by the sequels: "If There Be Thongs" and "Pedos in the Broken Winnebego". VC would be so proud. Ok. That felt wrong. I just hurt myself laughing. Oh god that was funny!!! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1234912
Honeycocoa June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 (edited) Hey, It finally got fun around here again! Ok I want "Chick Lit" book where Jana backs out of her wedding at the last minute and runs away to Savanah, She is offered a huge advance on a book so Jinger moves in with her. They work on the book but then Jana's "Decorating on the Cheap" blog takes off and Jinger gets work as a photographer. Jinger eventually marries someone from the publishers and Jana settle down with Tim Tebow, ( cause apparently that's what's in the collective unconscious and there is no escape). OR the Supernatural! Jackson is bit by a rouge werewolf while out on a hunting trip. Impressed with his supernatural strength, Justin, James , Jason, Jeremiah and Jedidiah decide to transform also. Their new pack leader is thrilled and moves them all to the hills outside Memphis where they make a great living designing and building fantasy tree houses and play structures. In the sequel, Josie becomes a vampire. I didn't even know there was a Jason before I looked up all those names Edited June 12, 2015 by Honeycocoa 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235091
kalamac June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Given some of my previous fanfic, I guess I'd be writing the one where Jana goes away to an all female college and unexpectedly finds love with her roommate. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235146
Loves2Dance June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 I guess Josh won't be getting any Santa Claus gigs this Christmas season? This was years ago. If you watch one of the first specials the Duggars did, Josh's head was shaved from being there. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235277
Churchhoney June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 He thought it was a restaurant that served rabbit stew. ...or an all-chocolate-bunny restaurant. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235280
Cherrio June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Agreed. But "Jill and Jessa Cloaked in Shame"? Newley (gone too soon) could have made a great song out of that. A child who is confused.....What kind of Duggar Am I ? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235420
Bella June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 You can post parodies, memes, jokes, fake fanfic, etc., etc., etc. about the Duggars here. Overall forum rules still apply, of course. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235421
Cherrio June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 With the agreement of my fellow mods, I just started a "goofy thread" to accommodate the tangent we went off on - and I started - yesterday. I am moving appropriate posts to that thread so that they no longer clutter up the Media thread. Thanks Jella ! 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235439
Chai June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 As long as Leslie Bricusse was co-author! and Joan Collins in the starring role!(Slapping away TFDW" No, you can't try on her wigs"!) 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235458
dillpickles June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 I read the title of the thread as "19 Parodies and Counting: The Poofy Thread" and i thought we'd be talking solely about Mechelles hair. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235519
Bella June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 I have an idea for a new Tlc show: To many Mods and counting. Or too many BrianJ62s. It's nice to be nice, Brian. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235583
NextIteration June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 @Bella - that darned National Report site is such a perfect copy of HuffPo people get taken by it all the time! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235586
roamyn June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 "Here Comes the Duggars" (fron Here Comes the Brides) Where they invade a mountain town to spread their kind of love (of Jesus). And convert all the uneducated men. A very special episode consists of the schoolmarm Jessa (Miss Essie) marrying the good-looking, but dunb as rocks Ben (Big Swede). Starring Mary as the wise & worldy Lottie, Boob as know-it-all, loud Jason, Me-chelle as Biddie, Josh & Anna off-screen as Jeremy & Candy ('cause I hated them), and Josiah as sweet, shy handsome Joshua. Oh, and the evil Mayor as Aaron Stempel. Of course there'd be no room for Capt Clancy, because how fun would that character be without his drink. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235651
Cherrio June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Brought to you by PBS and underwritten by the Humane Society: "CATS" All available cats and other furry friends with sharp claws from Arkansas invade the TTH and grounds. They have come for retribution for abusing a defenseless cat. Narration by Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235751
SopranoKris June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 I think "Funny or Die" did the best Duggar spoof: 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235810
Chai June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Sopranokris!!! that was hilarious!!!!! they did M's bug eye perfectly Best quote"I'm gonna start popping them out 4 at a time! (bug eyed)!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235951
questionfear June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 The Funny or Die spoof is both funny and scary because it's effectively EXACTLY WHAT THE FOX INTERVIEW WAS LIKE. 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235973
starfire June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Twenty-One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: The True Story of the Duggar Family 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1235982
Quilt Fairy June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Jackson is bit by a rouge werewolf while out on a hunting trip. Rouge werewolf? ROUGE? Would that be - gasp! - a gay werewolf? That likes to wear makeup? Would Jackson catch "it" from the bite? 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236186
Happyfatchick June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Ahhhhh. Lovin this thread. I think I'm home. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236433
Joe Jitsu913 June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 In my Duggar movie, Jim Bob would be played by John Edwards. Bad helmet hair is a must. Amy Grant would play Michelle. The Pillsbury Dough Boy would play Josh. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236449
truthtalk2014 June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Ahhhhh. Lovin this thread. I think I'm home. I like totally agree because totally we like need some laughter regarding this like crazy family! 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236459
dillpickles June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Ahhhhh. Lovin this thread. I think I'm home. Home is where the tator tot cassarole is. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236462
Joe Jitsu913 June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 (edited) Gary Busey would play John David in my movie. Edited June 12, 2015 by Joe Jitsu913 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236511
Muffyn June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 The Duggars as the only family to survive the zombie apocalypse. The zombies don't attack them because their brains are too shriveled from lack of use and the remaining part of the brain, that used solely for feeling superior to others, is too bitter to eat. We watch the Duggars go on various excursions for supply, travelling to the tater tot factory, hoping against hope that the tots are still edible. They also go to Joann's Fabrics to ensure they have enough cloth to keep themselves in fundy approved long skirts. Great drama ensues when Mechelle runs out of hairspray. I see them creating Gilligan's island quality devices. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236538
Aja June 12, 2015 Author Share June 12, 2015 I wish Bette Davis was still alive. And Don Knotts. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236571
Readalot June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 In my Duggar movie, Jim Bob would be played by John Edwards. Bad helmet hair is a must. Amy Grant would play Michelle. The Pillsbury Dough Boy would play Josh.. YES. Casting is perfecto. Thanks all for these posts, having a tough day but I'm good now! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236938
Fuzzysox June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 All My Children staring Jana Duggar 15 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/2/#findComment-1236983
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