S05.E20: Reunion Part 1

[bagger]

Omg I am utterly disgusted

Disgusted with Andy Cohen who allows Trashy brandi to call Kyle the C word twice in his face and pretends that nothing happened. I bet if Brandi said to Kyle you are a (insert homosexual slur) Andi would had made a huge issue out of it

Disgusted with Brandi because she is a low form of life, she is a mean, angry and evil woman who has no redeeming qualities at all except to be the trashy unfiltered mouth who stirs controversy. kyle should get a restraining order and put her foot down, there is no way she can film with Brandi and she should not allow this woman around her.

I am most disgusted with Kim Richards, for a whole season she has made a huge issue about her sister Kyle being unloyal to her and here she is sitting next to a woman who tells her sister "I hate you, I have dreams about beating you to a pulp, you are a f$&@ing c*^% and does Kim does? Absolutely nothing

Brandi and Kim are absolutely disgusting.

Brandi is a coward, she called Kyle the "C" word then when they called her on it, and I loved LisaR's reaction, she acts like she has no idea what Andy is talking about. I whole heartedly agree with you, the real piece of trash and the most disgusting person sitting on either of those couches was Kim Richards. She went ballistic when anyone brought up her son during the last reunion but during the preview for next week she "threatens" to tell the "truth" about Kyle's kid? I don't give a crap what Kyle's kid did. That is her niece, that is a kid when it is all said and done. The double standard with that bitch is astronomical.

 

I'm a huge dog lover, I happen to have 2 pit bulls as a matter of fact and even I can't justify Kingsley's behavior, well really Kim's because dogs only know what they're taught. Kyle's kid could have walked into that bedroom with a rare steak held out in her hand for the dog and it still does not justify an animal almost taking a child's hand off or anyone's hand off. Kim needs to go screw herself and someone needs to step in and save that poor dog.

[cooksdelight]

HONORABLE MENTION: Lisa Rinna announcing she turned down Kim's Big Gig on Diving with the Stars.

Gawd, I hope that's true because the simultaneous look of dismay, confusion, and butt-hurt that crossed poor lil Kimmie's face when she heard that was fucking PRICELESS

The only highlight to this mess of a show, for me.

[TexasGal]

I'm guessing most of us have nieces and nephews. Can you imagine "outing" them (maybe underage drinking, or being with a boy, something of that nature) on national TV just to score a point on your sister? I know, I'm getting ahead of myself, but I'm actually getting scared for Alexia. Could Kim actually go there? And she's sober!

Don't question her sobriety! You could ruin her life!!!!!! And her reputation!!!!!

Omg, BlackMamba - the constant mentioning of smoking weed! We get it. You want us all to be SHOCKED that Kyle maybe has smoked weed at some point in her life. Again, I give Kyle kudos for not taking the bait on that one and staying calm. Maybe she stole some Xanax out of Brandi's purse.

[QuinnM]

m guessing most of us have nieces and nephews. Can you imagine "outing" them (maybe underage drinking, or being with a boy, something of that nature) on national TV just to score a point on your sister?

But this is Kim, the most vile creature on the show. This is why Lisa won't get into it with her she'll do anything to hurt you and hurt you bad. She's an alcoholic this is what they do, they destroy things and they destroy people until they hit bottom.

Brandy has said in the reunion that everybody lies i part one but then they all tell the truth and she's proven right in part two and three. I wonder if that's true or just another one of her lies. It seems most of what she said tonight was a lie.

[cooksdelight]

the most disgusting person sitting on either of those couches was Kim Richards. She went ballistic when anyone brought up her son during the last reunion but during the preview for next week she "threatens" to tell the "truth" about Kyle's kid? I don't give a crap what Kyle's kid did. That is her niece, that is a kid when it is all said and done. The double standard with that bitch is astronomical.

I second you on that. A family member. That she's ready to skewer on national television. The woman has no boundaries.

[LotusFlower]

The funny thing is that I bet if any one of them (especially Kyle or Eileen) had slapped Brandi and tried to pass it off as "just playing," that Brandi wouldn't have accepted that and played the victim for the next 20 years about it. So why does she think she can do that to Lisa? Ugh.

Ironically, it's already happened. Brandi said that slapping Lisa was just a joke. But when Kyle pushed Brandi out of the way at Poker Night, Brandi went ballistic. Even tonight, she made a federal case out of it and said "do not ever touch me." Excuse me, it was "do not ever touch me, bitch.". Brandi - please ask your ghostwriter what the word hypocrite means.

[Giselle]

I'm guessing most of us have nieces and nephews. Can you imagine "outing" them (maybe underage drinking, or being with a boy, something of that nature) on national TV just to score a point on your sister? I know, I'm getting ahead of myself, but I'm actually getting scared for Alexia. Could Kim actually go there? And she's sober!

 Haven't seen the ep. yet but I wouldn't put it past her. If Kim does do something like that she will have burnt yet another bridge and if I were Alexia I wouldn't have anything to do with her again. You can't trust her on any level, just like Brandy.

[WireWrap]

I'm guessing most of us have nieces and nephews. Can you imagine "outing" them (maybe underage drinking, or being with a boy, something of that nature) on national TV just to score a point on your sister? I know, I'm getting ahead of myself, but I'm actually getting scared for Alexia. Could Kim actually go there? And she's sober!

IMO, YES! Kim will gladly go there just to hurt Kyle and she could care less if she hurts her niece in the process.

[imjagain]

"Even the people who live in Ohio", let's not go crazy there Yo, those Ohioans can be a treacherous bunch.

And that was just a bucket full of fuck.

I will cut a bitch! Ohio style!

[nexxie]

IMO, YES! Kim will gladly go there just to hurt Kyle and she could care less if she hurts her niece in the process.

This woman has zero empathy!

[AttackTurtle]

Oh I have to add Yolanda for the win for her calling out Brandi's behavior for exactly what it was with regard to the Bella comment. She didn't let Brandi sweet talk her way out of it.

[notnowimbusy]

What the hell is wrong with Brandi's face???  She's looking like Kim's ex boyfriend, Ken.   Yikes!  Those fillers didn't settle before taping.   Everything looked swollen.

[Straycat80]

I really think that is what she will say...in the preview, Kim hinted to "telling the real story" about Kyle's daughter.

I'm thinking this will have something to do with Kim's dog biting Kyles daughter. I saw a preview where Kyle says something to Kim about Alexia almost losing her hand.

[Persnickety1]

I'm glad Lisa V held her ground with Brandi.   I didn't like Andy's analogy because Brandi, imo, wasn't being "a playful dog" when she was groping Lisa.  She was unwanted.  That's giving her too much permission to touch people when not only have they not said "yes" but when they've actively said "no". 

 

Brandi is even worse than Alex and Simon's leg-humping kids on RHONYC.

 

I found the dark seething anger in her eyes tonight fascinating.

 

She's like a rat trapped in a cage of her own construction tonight.

 

FINALLY.  

[Lakewood27]

HONORABLE MENTION:  Lisa Rinna announcing she turned down Kim's Big Gig on Diving with the Stars.

 

Gawd, I hope that's true because the simultaneous look of dismay, confusion, and butt-hurt that crossed poor lil Kimmie's face when she heard that was fucking PRICELESS.

It takes a special kind of delusion to sit there with a straight face and tell the world you wouldn't do a Depends commercial because your standards are too high. Kim, you can't get endorsement deals of any kind because you're an unreliable addict. And let's be real, for a seven-figure paycheque, you'd pretty much endorse anything. And I don't mean to be indelicate, but according to your bestie Brandi, if anyone needs a free supply of 'Oops I Crapped My Pants', it's you.

[LotusFlower]

Haven't seen the ep. yet but I wouldn't put it past her. If Kim does do something like that she will have burnt yet another bridge and if I were Alexia I wouldn't have anything to do with her again. You can't trust her on any level, just like Brandy.

Not just Alexia, but all her nieces. And Mauricio. And probably every friend of Kyle's. Everyone. Once that kind of trust is breached, there's no going back.

[Persnickety1]

I'm thinking this will have something to do with Kim's dog biting Kyles daughter. I saw a preview where Kyle says something to Kim about Alexia almost losing her hand.

 

Oh gawd, and we all know how reliable Kim's "true versions" of stories are.

 

Case in point:  The stealing of The Goddamned House.

 

I can't wait to hear her skewed "real version" of what Alexia could have done to merit that dog trying to rip her hand off.  

[mbaywife123]

Dumb dumb with her dont't touch me screeching just makes me all kinds of stabby. She not only grabbed and blocked/held LisaV on the boat in Amsterdam but again grabbed LisaV's wrists at the bar during Adrienne's party!

[Cranky One]

Brandi is definitely a "I know you are, but what am I?" kind of person. Her shtick is old and tiresome. Grow up already!

Sheesh

[snarts]

The most telling moment of part 1 was Brandi telling Lisa to watch her back. Lisa said something like "oh, I will" and Brandi followed up with "you'd better". So again, why would any of these women want Brandi as a friend? Calling Kyle a c*nt, threatening Lisa, threatening violence toward Kyle, and she wonders why people judge her?? Crazy.

Kim sucks. Echoing everyone's thoughts on how she can demand loyalty from Kyle yet sit idly by while her attack dog (heh) insults her sister. I loved how lisaR owned her during the what would you do for $ discussion.

[Mya Stone]

Oh gawd, and we all know how reliable Kim's "true versions" of stories are.

Case in point: The stealing of The Goddamned House.

I can't wait to hear her skewed "real version" of what Alexia could have done to merit that dog trying to rip her hand off.

SHE TRIED TO BITE HER OWN HAND OFF, POOR KINGSLEY WAS PROTECTING HER FROM HERSELF.

Calling it now.

[Satchels of gold]

Does it make me a bad person if I want no I need Brandi to cry?

[Giselle]

Oh I have to add Yolanda for the win for her calling out Brandi's behavior for exactly what it was with regard to the Bella comment. She didn't let Brandi sweet talk her way out of it.

Still haven't seen the ep. but that is what has bugged me about Yo since the Brandy, Bella, and the "everybody is calling her an alcoholic" statement. If somebody said that about my child, I'd be livid that she would use that against me and when I found out that what she said wasn't true I would cut  her out of my life.

[SwordQueen]

But BlackMamba, it's not fair!  Brandi just can't catch a break.  She should be able to do everything that everybody else has done ever.  Because fairness. 

 

So why shouldn't Brandi invade Normandy!  Eisenhower did it!  It's only fair!!!

[Satchels of gold]

The most telling moment of part 1 was Brandi telling Lisa to watch her back. Lisa said something like "oh, I will" and Brandi followed up with "you'd better". So again, why would any of these women want Brandi as a friend? Calling Kyle a c*nt, threatening Lisa, threatening violence toward Kyle, and she wonders why people judge her?? Crazy.

Kim sucks. Echoing everyone's thoughts on how she can demand loyalty from Kyle yet sit idly by while her attack dog (heh) insults her sister. I loved how lisaR owned her during the what would you do for $ discussion.

Hell she banged a gay mastiff for some meth.

[LotusFlower]

It takes a special kind of delusion to sit there with a straight face and tell the world you wouldn't do a Depends commercial because your standards are too high.

Or after you've allowed yourself to be filmed on TV crawling around a motel floor looking for drugs.

BTW, speaking of Kim's "pride," maybe you guys are all in on the joke, but in case you're not, the diving show Kim and Kyle did was called "Splash," not Diving with the Stars. Andy was just being snarky.

[dizzyd]

So is "Go eat" like "Go Scratch"?

[zoeysmom]

Brandi really creeps me out in a perverse way.  Her mantra seems to be "It's better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission".   That's a dangerous mindset to live by.  I really worry about her boys if they adapt this same way of thinking.   

Maybe the most insightful thing I have ever read about Brandi's mindset.

[Rhetorica]

I will cut a bitch! Ohio style!

Go Buckeyes!

[Jack Terrier]

The threat to LVP to `watch her back` from Brandi has my hackles up. Just what is Brandi insinuating now?

[Giselle]

So is "Go eat" like "Go Scratch"?

 and just like "Go pop a pill and chase it with a fifth."

[notnowimbusy]

If Kim goes after Kyle's daughter, it's only fair if Kyle goes after Kim's son's troubles.   Kim would go ballistic!!!  She would come completely unglued if anybody dare mention her own family.

[WireWrap]

SHE TRIED TO BITE HER OWN HAND OFF, POOR KINGSLEY WAS PROTECTING HER FROM HERSELF.

Calling it now.

Nope, Alexia bit Kingsley's paw and he had to bite her back to protect himself! He required 3 surgeries and 5,000 stitches, IV antibiotic therapy because Alexis's mouth was full of germs and he got an infection and rabies from that bite! 

[Lakewood27]

[...]She looks like Dr. Franff. I wanted Lisa to get up and slap her just to see her cheek cave in.

HAH! You are awesome, panthergirl13.

[mbaywife123]

Wow, the facial pores and makeup gun set to "clown 10" was not kind!

[Jack Terrier]

Rewatching ...I did read that article that the Dr wrote regarding Yolanda (for some reason I can't explain I do have a soft spot for her) and I have to agree with the Dr.

She really needs to reassess her "treatment" and find out what is really going on. I just don't think its Lyme. Just my own hunch. I think its some autoimmune issue but not Lyme. She did look like she was really struggling tonight. I hope she gets well.

Edited April 1, 2015 by Jack Terrier

[charming]

The threat to LVP to `watch her back` from Brandi has my hackles up. Just what is Brandi insinuating now?

 

I thought she was referring to Kyle. The reason Brandi hates Kyle is her renewed friendship with Lisa this season. Telling Lisa, on camera, that Kyle told her she was having an affair with her trainer was a low blow. As Lisa said "putting that out there" is unforgivable.

 

I'm glad Lisa didn't take that bait and start in on Kyle. That's what Brandi wants.

 

I'm bewildered by Brandi's thought process. Her shock that anyone could ever think she has a drinking problem is laughable. They have seen her bleary eyed slurring her words and can't walk without assistance on numerous occasions. Her justification that she only drinks because she's around the menopausal Mamas or it's her birthday is ridiculous. If Kyle smokes pot, she does it in privacy without making a spectacle of herself. What doesn't she understand about this? There's a difference!

Edited April 1, 2015 by charming

[Watermelon]

I'm guessing most of us have nieces and nephews. Can you imagine "outing" them (maybe underage drinking, or being with a boy, something of that nature) on national TV just to score a point on your sister? I know, I'm getting ahead of myself, but I'm actually getting scared for Alexia. Could Kim actually go there? And she's sober!

I hope Kim says exactly whatever she's threatening to. 1)I'm sick of the threats 2) Alexia needs to know her aunt is a terrible person who can't care for her in the way an Aunt should and 3)Kyle has to learn that the Kim she wants a relationship with doesn't exist. This is what's there. 

[mbaywife123]

I also hope that Yolanda can overcome her health issues. Possibly Lyme,Lead,Mercury or Arsnic levels?

[njbchlover]

I hate that this was basically the Brandi show (even if she was being properly read.)

 

Why does Brandi actually hate Kyle? Does anyone know? I get that Kyle can be unlikable at times, but you'd think Kyle killed her dog. Or stole her husband. 

 

Because Kyle "pushed" her....gee - wonder how she would feel if someone two feet taller than her grabbed her arms and held her back, like Brandi did to Kyle in Eileen's driveway.

[AttackTurtle]

"Still haven't seen the ep. but that is what has bugged me about Yo since the Brandy, Bella, and the "everybody is calling her an alcoholic" statement. If somebody said that about my child, I'd be livid that she would use that against me and when I found out that what she said wasn't true I would cut her out of my life."

I agree. Personally, I think Yolanda is done with Brandi, but is trying to cut the ties w/o too much drama. In any event, Brandi tries to claim that she wasn't trying to be mean spirited when she made the comment & Lisa wasn't buying it. Yolanda simply stated something along the lines of brandi having made the comment to deflect the focus from her own drinking.

I love Lisa V & she's making it very clear that she's done with Brandi.

I can't help but think that Brandi's sourpuss has to do with the fact that she's left with Kim and all Kim's baggage, when two years ago she was getting private massages/drinking rose at Lisa's mansion. And honestly if no one but Kim and Yolanda (who is very questionable for season six) will speak to her...what does she bring to the show? Certainly not glamour or wealth. If Bravo loves her shtick, send her to Jersey, the O.C. (Even though I still get a kick out of the O. C. Chicks), or she can go tangle with Kenya in ATL.

[Persnickety1]

The most telling moment of part 1 was Brandi telling Lisa to watch her back. Lisa said something like "oh, I will" and Brandi followed up with "you'd better". So again, why would any of these women want Brandi as a friend? Calling Kyle a c*nt, threatening Lisa, threatening violence toward Kyle, and she wonders why people judge her?? Crazy.

Kim sucks. Echoing everyone's thoughts on how she can demand loyalty from Kyle yet sit idly by while her attack dog (heh) insults her sister. I loved how lisaR owned her during the what would you do for $ discussion.

 

And I find the fact that she freely admitted to beating the shit out of Kyle hundreds (thousands?) of times in her oversized head downright goddamned PETRIFYING.

 

This is a grown-assed middle-aged woman with 2 growing children, yet she has time to mentally envision beating Kyle to a pulp "hundreds" (or thousands) of times in her head?

 

Honestly, this bitch is whacked in the head and needs to be gone from my TV.

 

STAT.

 

And probably taken for an emergency psych eval.  

 

#FixItJesus

 

(ETA on rewatch, she said she's mentally beaten the shit out of Kyle MILLIONS of times...Sick bitch)

Edited April 1, 2015 by Persnickety1

[cooksdelight]

Brandi saying "you better watch your back" and Andy allowing her to continue .... WTF? That's a threat. A real threat, coming from someone everyone know is unbalanced.

I just shake my head at how much Andy loves ratcheting it up.

[BlackMamba]

I love how Kim believes she has more pride to take up roles.  Hence this bitch hasn't worked much in three decades thanks to her semi-retiring and her substance abuse issues.  But does Diving with the Stars and Sharknado 3.  Since when did these two shows become Emmy and Oscar worth!

 

Yet I can't wait when this Prevail figures out a way to make the shit pillow and she can probably make 7 figures just like Lisa R.

[zoeysmom]

I really think that is what she will say...in the preview, Kim hinted to "telling the real story" about Kyle's daughter.

Tell it Kim because you are that person that would attack an 18 year old with your delusions and expect the world to cry for you and your vicious dog.

[Lakewood27]

Does it make me a bad person if I want no I need Brandi to cry?

Good luck. Brandi's tear ducts are somewhere behind her ears by now.

[Persnickety1]

Nope, Alexia bit Kingsley's paw and he had to bite her back to protect himself! He required 3 surgeries and 5,000 stitches, IV antibiotic therapy because Alexis's mouth was full of germs and he got an infection and rabies from that bite! 

 

AND HE WAS IN 100% GODDAMNED PAIN!!!!!!  

 

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE GOES THROUGH AT NIGHT!!!  

Edited April 1, 2015 by Persnickety1

[Jack Terrier]

I thought she was referring to Kyle. The reason Brandi hates Kyle is her renewed friendship with Lisa this season. Telling Lisa, on camera, that Kyle told her she was having an affair with her trainer was a low blow. As Lisa said "putting that out there" is unforgivable.

 

I'm glad Lisa didn't take that bait and start in on Kyle. That's what Brandi wants.

 

That could be it, but it sounded like a thinly veiled threat.

Like, don't fuck with me because the gloves will come off. Not like they haven't already but something sinister was in the threat. Then again Brandi's just an ass so it could be as simple as the LVP/Kyle friendship and Brandi throwing everything at the wall to see if it sticks so she can get back in with LVP.

[blueeyed]

So is "Go eat" like "Go Scratch"?

 

This made me laugh out  loud.

[RedKoolAide]

What the hell is wrong with Brandi's face??? She's looking like Kim's ex boyfriend, Ken. Yikes! Those fillers didn't settle before taping. Everything looked swollen.

Now we know what kind of dog Brandi is. A gay mastiff.