S05.E20: Reunion Part 1

[imjagain]

Thanks, LotusFlower!

Part 2 starts at 8PM next week? Yeah, never going to remember that.

So, RHoNY begins next week? Hmmm. Wonder if I should watch. I don't think I've seen that show since Scary Island happened.

Please watch! I would also love reading your comments.

I love NY. I hope to see many of you.

[AnnA]

Since I thought the Reunion started on April 7th, I didn't have time to style everyone.

 

So far, I've done only three of the housewives. 

 

If anyone has suggestions for the others, please let me know.

 

 

 

[Giselle]

I just made the popcorn.  God, I love this dog.  He is so precious.  If popcorn could create the joy he is experiencing right there would be world peace.  He eats each piece with care and consideration, too! 

 

Bet he eats with his mouth closed and fold his napkin when he's finished. : ) My puppies, when I had them, just wolfed it down.  I could chuck it across the room to them and they caught it like a catcher going after a wild pitch. SNATCH!

[Wings]

" Shit Head" : ) That's what my daddy used to call our dogs and cats. They had proper Christian names, but he'd call them "Shit Head".

 

Remind your sweet boy of how much you give up just to see him. This is just one measley hour you are asking for. He can surf the net in the other room for an hour and then the remote will be his again. Otherwise throw a falling on the floor, legs kicking, caterwauling tantrum in front of the TV.

 

It isn't that he watches TV.  He wants to chat and be a good son and connect with me and not sit and watch me watch TV.  Sure, many mothers would love this and I do, I do!  He is a fabulous kid but I have boundaries!   Do not fuck with my reality TV.  

[SwordQueen]

imjagain, thanks!  I think I'm going to have to watch NY because I just can't give you guys up. 

 

AnnA, omg, girl, you're already making me laugh so hard, and I haven't even had any spacecake yet! 

[AnnA]

It isn't that he watches TV.  He wants to chat and be a good son and connect with me and not sit and watch me watch TV.  Sure, many mothers would love this and I do, I do!  He is a fabulous kid but I have boundaries!   Do not fuck with my reality TV.  

 

Sit with your son and chat non-stop ALL DAY.  By the time 8pm rolls around he might be ready to disconnect for an hour or so.  :)

 

 

AnnA, omg, girl, you're already making me laugh so hard, and I haven't even had any spacecake yet! 

 

 

I'm so glad......That was my evil plan!  

[Wings]

Anna, an idea for Kim.

 

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2013/february/images/sam-cat-with-eyebrows-1.jpg

[Mya Stone]

Alright. I'm here, I'm 100% ready, and I have had a migraine all day that's kept me in 87-92% pain. Alas, I didn't have access to a fentanyl patch. Looks like I'm only popping Excedrin. Boo.

[Wings]

What is space cake?  I missed this.

Alright. I'm here, I'm 100% ready, and I have had a migraine all day that's kept me in 87-92% pain. Alas, I didn't have access to a fentanyl patch. Looks like I'm only popping Excedrin. Boo.

 

 

Awwwwwwww nooooooooo!  My son has had migraines since elementary school.  My heart to you.  xo

[AnnA]

Anna, an idea for Kim.

 

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2013/february/images/sam-cat-with-eyebrows-1.jpg

 

 

Awww!  He's much too cute to be Kim.  :)

 

ETA:  This is the picture I found to use for Kim

 

Edited April 1, 2015 by AnnA

[Mya Stone]

Aww, thanks wings! I promise to be a good mod and not whine anymore. Unless it's wine.

[Wings]

 

Sit with your son and chat non-stop ALL DAY.  By the time 8pm rolls around he might be ready to disconnect for an hour or so.  :)

 

 

Brilliant!  Will do.  Seriously, I will do this and drive him into his room for a break!  

Awww!  He's much too cute to be Kim.  :)

 

I gooled strange eyebrows for a long time and this is the only match!  And that victim look is so perfect.  But yeah, too cute. 

[SwordQueen]

Alright let's 100% do this!

[Giselle]

Anna, an idea for Kim.

 

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2013/february/images/sam-cat-with-eyebrows-1.jpg

 AnnA... I'm telling ya...Baby Jane.

 

 

good job on those so far!

[Mya Stone]

Oh god. Bouncy baby talk Kim is here.

Wine me.

[Wings]

 AnnA... I'm telling ya...Baby Jane.

 

 

good job on those so far!

 

 

Oh god yes!  Baby Jane!

[Giselle]

Just so you all know... I'm trying to think kind thoughts of you all on the East coast, it's another three hours here on the Left coast till the God Damned Bitching Hour. My eyes are still squinting from jealousy, and the furrow on my brow has just slightly softened...but only just!  I'm really trying. :-P

Edited April 1, 2015 by Giselle

[Wings]

Just so you all know... I'm trying to think kind thoughts of you all on the East coast, it's another three hours here on the Left coast till the God Damned Bitching Hour. My eyes are still squinting from jealousy, and the furrow on my brow has just slightly softened...but only just!  I'm really trying. :-P

 

I hear you.  When I visit my son in Phoenix it is a bother to deal with the TV schedule.  Usually things there come on earlier, like 8pm shows come on at 7pm.  But many are on PST.  Mountain time is odd and I do not like it.  I am thinking of moving there and will have to deal with that and Phoenix itself.  Not fond of that but love the weather.

 

For you left coasters they are still showing what we saw on First Look and will be for another 3 or 4 minutes. 

[SwordQueen]

Light a scented candle everyone...  the bullshit is already starting to waft through the television. 

[Wings]

Light a scented candle everyone...  the bullshit is already starting to waft through the television. 

 

And I am sooooooo ready!  I used a little Glade, I don't like candles.  

[walnutqueen]

What is space cake?  I missed this.

 

 

Awwwwwwww nooooooooo!  My son has had migraines since elementary school.  My heart to you.  xo

 

wings - Space cake has pot or hash in it.  I hear it's great for migraines, Mya Stone.  ;-)

[hoosiermom]

I'm using poo pourri

Edited April 1, 2015 by hoosiermom

[Notmuchofacook]

West coast, too, but we get 6:00 feed. I'm recording it because we watch ALL the damn local news. I have my cocktail ready, no popcorn or space cakes, but my dog is up for it. He's not a fan of whining, so he'll disappear when Kim starts talking. He doesn't like high pitched sounds either, so I expect him to leave when Brandi starts in.

[Wings]

Yolanda is wise. 

wings - Space cake has pot or hash in it.  I hear it's great for migraines, Mya Stone.  ;-)

 

Ahhh yes, I have had my share in the past.  

West coast, too, but we get 6:00 feed. I'm recording it because we watch ALL the damn local news. I have my cocktail ready, no popcorn or space cakes, but my dog is up for it. He's not a fan of whining, so he'll disappear when Kim starts talking. He doesn't like high pitched sounds either, so I expect him to leave when Brandi starts in.

 

 

6pm!  That is fabulous!  Okay, I am ready to move now.  

[Giselle]

Humph! I'll be back later. ;-P

[Mozelle]

Brandy is channeling a feline with these cheekbones and eyes.

[Wings]

I am loving Yolanda right now.  Hugely!  Very solid, sane woman. 

[njbchlover]

Brandy is channeling a feline with these cheekbones and eyes.

 

But, I can't understand why she left her dress in her dressing room....she looks like she's wearing a Spanx slip I have upstairs in my lingerie drawer!!  

[CaughtOnTape]

Hey Brandi, I don't change when I drink.  Know why?  Because I'm an adult and I am capable of understanding and knowing exactly when I've had enough.  If I have to hear you use your kids as an excuse for your asshole behavior again, I will stop watching this show.  Lisa V and Eileen nailed you hun, take your seat.

 

I admire Yolanda's attitude about her daughter.  I know social norms nowadays is to slam the parents of a young child who gets caught in a DUI, but Yolanda is right.  Bella's strengths far outweigh her mistakes.  Yolanda needs to let her know it was unacceptable while also letting her know that you can overcome your mistakes.  I am not of the mind that mistakes made by children are any indication of who they are or will be as people.  She's young, she'll learn.  Just like we all did.

[SwordQueen]

Seems like Brandi has trouble comprehending certain questions and that's why she answers without actually addressing the actual content of said question.   That or it's out of pure deflection.  I can't decide.

[LotusFlower]

I have had a migraine all day that's kept me in 87-92% pain.

I love this.

[FlyingEgret]

I am loving Yolanda right now.  Hugely!  Very solid, sane woman. 

 

I think the other ladies feel the same and have been on their "best" behavior until she leaves so she won't shame them; but now the real reunion can begin...

[QuinnM]

Oh damn! Lisar just took Brandi's big ploy! And did she look steamed.

[autumnh]

I am 32 minutes in....please, PLEASE for all that is holy...get rid of Kim & Brandi...

[CaughtOnTape]

Sorry people, but it is just as rude to slam Lisa R for her skinny body as it is to slam her kids for using the word "chub chub".

 

And for Brandi to say she's too thin makes me laugh.  Brandi's legs look like twigs.

[Mya Stone]

Oi...the screeching. It hurts.

[blueeyed]

Just so you all know... I'm trying to think kind thoughts of you all on the East coast, it's another three hours here on the Left coast till the God Damned Bitching Hour. My eyes are still squinting from jealousy, and the furrow on my brow has just slightly softened...but only just!  I'm really trying. :-P

I'm right here with you.

[Lakewood27]

Wow, Kyle just went there with Tampon-gate.

Edited April 1, 2015 by Lakewood27

[Mozelle]

Sorry people, but it is just as rude to slam Lisa R for her skinny body as it is to slam her kids for using the word "chub chub".

 

And for Brandi to say she's too thin makes me laugh.  Brandi's legs look like twigs.

That really was a crazy comment for Brandi to make given how thin she is as well.

And for the love of Pete! Brandi is, what, three years younger than Kyle? Why is she acting like she's an entire generation younger with these menopause remarks?

[Persnickety1]

Oh, for fuck's sake, Brandi's head and face are so goddamned full of fillers it looks like she wore a wasp's nest for a hat earlier in the day.

[Wings]

ARG.  I have been on a Skype call since the First Look part aired.  A friend is in a love crisis, I can't hang up. 

[hoosiermom]

I'm glad someone did. (Bring up tampongate)

Edited April 1, 2015 by hoosiermom

[ihartcoffee]

But, I can't understand why she left her dress in her dressing room....she looks like she's wearing a Spanx slip I have upstairs in my lingerie drawer!!

What the hell is she wearing? It's awful!

  

That really was a crazy comment for Brandi to make given how thin she is as well.

And for the love of Pete! Brandi is, what, three years younger than Kyle? Why is she acting like she's an entire generation younger with these menopause remarks?

Amen to both, I kept staring at her twig legs.

[panthergirl13]

I give Brandi 2 years before she turns into Jocelyn Wildenstein. 

[SwordQueen]

Oh wah Brandi.  Her voice is reaching glass shattering levels.

[bosawks]

Lisa should totally take a Philly girl up on free lasagne!

[Mozelle]

Bwahahaha! Andy actually used a dog analogy to describe Brandi's behavior toward Lisa on the boat (whereby Brandi is the dog that bites after playing too hard with its owner). Ha!

[Lakewood27]

I give Brandi 2 years before she turns into Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Brandi's face, tho. It's so swollen and puffy. And stretched tighter than a drum. She can barely move her mouth!

[JAYJAY1979]

Brandi's comebacks are as old as that tampon string..and she is 3 1/2 years younger then Kyle.

Edited April 1, 2015 by JAYJAY1979

[bosawks]

"Even the people who live in Ohio", let's not go crazy there Yo, those Ohioans can be a treacherous bunch.

And that was just a bucket full of fuck.

Edited April 1, 2015 by bosawks