Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)

[emmawoodhouse]

23 minutes ago, Heathen said:

More Maxwell news. I had forgotten a Maxwell son (they're interchangeable) and his creepy wife had a preemie a couple months back. 

https://blog.titus2.com/2021/09/06/maddy-came-home/

I heard about this last night but was too lazy to go to the blog to confirm. I'm glad that Maddy appears to not need O2. 

I wonder when they'll post about the "girls" in school? 

Edited September 7, 2021 by emmawoodhouse

[Heathen]

2 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

I heard about this last night but was too lazy to go to the blog to confirm. I,m glad that Maddy appears to not need O2. 

I wonder when they'll post about the "girls" in school? 

As soon as Steve figures out a spin. 

[iwantcookies]

Looking high 😂🤪

[auburn-waves]

6 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Looking high 😂🤪

Looking pretty phallic!

[JoanArc]

30 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Looking high 😂🤪

Up all night, hungover, but you can't let anyone know.

[BitterApple]

34 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Looking high 😂🤪

Jill looks like she's posing for senior pictures, circa 1992.

[Cinnabon]

45 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Jill looks like she's posing for senior pictures, circa 1992.

She looks old and frumpy to me.

[sheshark]

18 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

This was from ABC's FB. Entitled First Day of School. 

This picture.  I do want a sitcom about life in a fundie college.  And a normal girl who mistakenly goes there (full rid -I mean scholarship or something).  A fish out of water story.  On topic:  the Maxwells are probably only there for Bible certificates.

Edited September 8, 2021 by sheshark

[iwantcookies]

Maxwell girls are there to find a HUNKY husband of their own 🤣

[Ijustwantsomechips]

On 9/6/2021 at 7:39 PM, BigBingerBro said:

I guess the kids will get a quarter of a weiner each?

Something tells me Jill gets a quarter of a weiner once or twice a week 🤪

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the prayer closet.

[xwordfanatik]

10 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Maxwell girls are there to find a HUNKY husband of their own 🤣

I don't know anything about their situation, but if that's true, they're living in the 1950's, when many women only went to college to get their MRS degree. 

Are they as nuts as Jilldo and Hunk?  

[iwantcookies]

39 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Something tells me Jill gets a quarter of a weiner once or twice a week 🤪

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the prayer closet.

Bwahahaha Jilldo is still trying to get pregnant with James/Jamie twins 

[tabloidlover]

1 hour ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Something tells me Jill gets a quarter of a weiner once or twice a week 🤪

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the prayer closet.

While I agree 💯 with the size assessment I’m not buying the frequency guess.  With David’s obesity and health issues (visible to all but Jill) I’m pretty sure there have got to be some ED issues popping up.  He’s no spring chicken.

[Westiepeach]

Aaaaand... whose turn was it to buy the brain bleach?

[iwantcookies]

Popping up 🤣

1 hour ago, tabloidlover said:

While I agree 💯 with the size assessment I’m not buying the frequency guess.  With David’s obesity and health issues (visible to all but Jill) I’m pretty sure there have got to be some ED issues popping up.  He’s no spring chicken.

 

Just now, Westiepeach said:

Aaaaand... whose turn was it to buy the brain bleach?

Meeeeee 

[iwantcookies]

I really don’t want to picture hunks genitalia 🤢

[ginger90]

Carlin posted a video, boy can she talk! She said they are getting the dog back this week.

[Ljohnson1987]

Carlin is cringe. 

[Cinnabon]

Very cringey!

[crazy8s]

Jake Wilson, who posted a rant against JB a while back relating to the Josh situation, died monday in a motorcycle accident in Hawaii. High speed, no helmet, sadly he died at the scene. His dad was Clark Wilson, who was shown on TLC building the TTH.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/09/07/breaking-news/motorcyclist-identified-in-fatal-kauai-crash-was-visitor-from-mississippi/

[Lukeysboat]

7 minutes ago, crazy8s said:

 

Jake Wilson, who posted a rant against JB a while back relating to the Josh situation, died monday in a motorcycle accident in Hawaii. High speed, no helmet, sadly he died at the scene. His dad was Clark Wilson, who was shown on TLC building the TTH.

 

Oh no!! So young! This is really sad. Thank you for letting us know. 

[BitterApple]

I'm truly sorry about Jake, but I can't help but wonder if he didn't have a death wish. Based on that video, he seemed to be struggling with alcoholism and a lot of demons. That's a very sad and tragic way to go. 

[BradandJanet]

5 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

While I agree 💯 with the size assessment I’m not buying the frequency guess.  With David’s obesity and health issues (visible to all but Jill) I’m pretty sure there have got to be some ED issues popping up.  He’s no spring chicken.

Maybe Jill is able to keep him supplied with blue pills. I'd love to hear her pitch for that grift.

Does she know sperm-shooter Viagra was developed by vaccine-maker Pfizer? Oh, the irony. 

 

[Lukeysboat]

2 hours ago, BitterApple said:

 

I'm truly sorry about Jake, but I can't help but wonder if he didn't have a death wish. Based on that video, he seemed to be struggling with alcoholism and a lot of demons. That's a very sad and tragic way to go. 

 

Honestly Bitterapple, I kind of wondered the same. It breaks my heart. 

[farmgal4]

3 hours ago, crazy8s said:

Jake Wilson, who posted a rant against JB a while back relating to the Josh situation, died monday in a motorcycle accident in Hawaii. High speed, no helmet, sadly he died at the scene. His dad was Clark Wilson, who was shown on TLC building the TTH.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/09/07/breaking-news/motorcyclist-identified-in-fatal-kauai-crash-was-visitor-from-mississippi/

I will never understand why anyone would get on a motorcycle without a helmet.  It defies logic IMO.  He had a severe head injury, so it was probably a blessing that he succumbed to his injuries.  I, too, think that he may not have been stone cold sober when he wrecked, although that makes no difference at all now.  I’m just glad that there was no one else on the bike with him and no other vehicles were involved.

[CandyCaneTree]

Hey Jill pm you better start looking over your shoulder because there's a new Plexus family in town Kodouche and company is now shilling the product. 

 

[tabloidlover]

Y’all!  I think Jill was a makeup artist on Impeachment: American Crime Story!!  Actress playing Paula Jones has the tragic eyebrows, looks just like Jill’s work.  😂😂

[irisheyes]

10 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Are they as nuts as Jilldo and Hunk?  

They’re nuts, but they aren’t lazy like Jill and Hunk. Unlike the Duggar girls, the Maxwell girls actually know how to cook and clean like good fundie wives, which makes it all the more surprising that they haven’t been snatched up by a fundie farmer. 

[NotthebadVictoria]

9 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

While I agree 💯 with the size assessment I’m not buying the frequency guess.  With David’s obesity and health issues (visible to all but Jill) I’m pretty sure there have got to be some ED issues popping up.  He’s no spring chicken.

Pretty sure nothing would be “popping up” 🤣

[sarasue59]

17 hours ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Something tells me Jill gets a quarter of a weiner once or twice a week 🤪

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the prayer closet.

Too bad there isn't a puking emoji.  I think it is called for here, lol!

 

[MargeGunderson]

2 hours ago, sarasue59 said:

Too bad there isn't a puking emoji.  I think it is called for here, lol!

 

Oh but there is 🤮! We do use it often here.

[Nysha]

11 hours ago, irisheyes said:

They’re nuts, but they aren’t lazy like Jill and Hunk. Unlike the Duggar girls, the Maxwell girls actually know how to cook and clean like good fundie wives, which makes it all the more surprising that they haven’t been snatched up by a fundie farmer. 

I think their father refused to allow them to even think about. He's all about control & misogyny.

[galaxygirl76]

2 hours ago, Nysha said:

I think their father refused to allow them to even think about. He's all about control & misogyny.

It has to be something like that because aren't all the boys married off now and none of the girls. It's, like my kid likes to say, very sus. 

[Rootbeer]

14 hours ago, irisheyes said:

They’re nuts, but they aren’t lazy like Jill and Hunk. Unlike the Duggar girls, the Maxwell girls actually know how to cook and clean like good fundie wives, which makes it all the more surprising that they haven’t been snatched up by a fundie farmer. 

The Maxwells also seemingly make a decent middle class income without relying on a reality show or internet following to do so.  Stevehovah and Terri's house looks like a nice suburban, middle class kind of home and it appears to be clean and well cared for.  

The Maxwells do produce a lot of fundy literature which seems to bring in money for them.  The chore packs which we saw the Duggars use in the early days of their show are a Maxwell invention.  One of the older daughters writes childrens' books for people who think Dick and Jane is too racy for their young'uns.  The books are blandly boring, the kids are perfect, their parents are always right and nothing interesting ever happens, but she does seem to understand basic English grammar and spelling which is more than we can say for Jill and her spawn.

The Maxwell men seem to be pretty handy, tackling a lot of major home remodeling and vehicle repairs by themselves with what appear to be good results; so they've got the Rodriguii beat there.

The Maxwell offspring, the male ones anyway, also seem to have the money to pay cash for a home at the time they marry.  The mostly seem to own their homes and Stevehovah insists that mortgages are of the devil; none of the Rodriguii has any hope of ever owning a home at the rate they're going.

Another difference is that Maxwell boys seem to get married mid to late 20's while, thus far, the daughters never marry.  Their oldest daughter, Sarah, will be 40 next January without a courtship in sight.  The next daughters are significantly younger than her though; separated by several brothers, a vasectomy and a reversal.  Next daughter is 28, almost 29.  She is one of the ones going to Bible college.  Their youngest, Mary is 25 and is the other one going to college.

As noted above, Stevehovah is a vile misogynist and, probably like Geoffrey Botkin, is not going to allow his daughters to marry while his sons are married and multiplying like rabbits.  Botkin's daughters are really pretty while the Maxwell girls resemble their mother.

Edited September 9, 2021 by Rootbeer

[farmgal4]

8 hours ago, sarasue59 said:

Too bad there isn't a puking emoji.  I think it is called for here, lol!

 

I’ve practically begged for an eye roll and a puking emoji to no avail. 😞

[farmgal4]

There’s a new movie at the theaters, “The Eyes Of Tammy Faye”,  JRod had her chance to be on the big screen and missed it. 🙁

17 hours ago, CandyCaneTree said:

Hey Jill pm you better start looking over your shoulder because there's a new Plexus family in town Kodouche and company is now shilling the product. 

 

That’s another family that will do practically anything to keep from getting a real job.

[BigBingerBro]

15 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

I’ve practically begged for an eye roll and a puking emoji to no avail. 😞

🤮🙄

They are both here

11 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

There’s a new movie at the theaters, “The Eyes Of Tammy Faye”

Is that new?  I watched that years ago.   Yes Jill should see it!

[emmawoodhouse]

TFDW is 35! Where did the time go? 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTlsszzrD7g/?utm_medium=copy_link

[iwantcookies]

Their shack is decorated to the brims! Yay dust!

[GeeGolly]

25 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

TFDW is 35! Where did the time go? 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTlsszzrD7g/?utm_medium=copy_link

He's only 35?! He should be at least 40 by now. 😁

[CouchTater]

1 hour ago, BigBingerBro said:

🤮🙄

They are both here

 

I think people would like puke and eyeroll reaction buttons, not emojis:

[BigBingerBro]

12 minutes ago, CouchTater said:

I think people would like puke and eyeroll reaction buttons, not emojis:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah that makes sense 

[emmawoodhouse]

I don't have a puke emoji on my Kindle Fire. That gives me the sadz. 😭

[BitterApple]

1 hour ago, emmawoodhouse said:

TFDW is 35! Where did the time go? 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTlsszzrD7g/?utm_medium=copy_link

Are we gonna talk about that phallic balloon on the table? 😂😂

I think it was supposed to be some kind of sword, but my mind immediately went elsewhere.

Edited September 9, 2021 by BitterApple

[BradandJanet]

Jill, I doubt David cares about favorite seasons and decorations. He likely doesn't care about anything that isn't edible. 

Seasonal fantasy: Jill gets left behind in the Rapture because she won't go until she grabs all her Plexus samples, teddy bears, plastic pumpkins, and bouquets of fake flowers. Oh, and the grandfather clock. 

[crazy8s]

David likes to wear his Redskins jersey, watch football on that big tv they have and eat snacks - that's David's love of fall. Jill can wear her Redskins blouse....

I doubt they will ever recognize the team changed names and why.

 

[Triple P]

1 hour ago, crazy8s said:

David likes to wear his Redskins jersey, watch football on that big tv they have and eat snacks - that's David's love of fall. Jill can wear her Redskins blouse....

I doubt they will ever recognize the team changed names and why.

 

They addressed it and basically said they couldn't be fans anymore because half the fun was being able to cheer for the racist team name. 

 

 

Edited September 9, 2021 by Triple P

[iwantcookies]

Best expression ever

1 hour ago, BitterApple said:

Are we gonna talk about that phallic balloon on the table? 😂😂

I think it was supposed to be some kind of sword, but my mind immediately went elsewhere.

It’s a balloon animal

Edited September 9, 2021 by iwantcookies

[Temperance]

On 9/7/2021 at 3:54 PM, Heathen said:

He couldn't find a bible college in Kansas? Weird. I wonder why he decided to send them to college and why it has to be so far away. 

I'm happy for Anna and Mary Maxwell that they get to move out of state and away from their family. This way they can focus on their studies and won't be called over to babysit for their brothers. I'm hoping that everything goes well for these girls. 

This college is also accredited. 

Compare that to the Bates girls, who got to the unaccredited Crown College in the same state. Of course if Anna and Mary were Bates girls, they'd be married with at least 2 kids and pregnant while dealing with their clotting condition.

6 hours ago, Rootbeer said:

The Maxwells also seemingly make a decent middle class income without relying on a reality show or internet following to do so.  Stevehovah and Terri's house looks like a nice suburban, middle class kind of home and it appears to be clean and well cared for.  

The Maxwells do produce a lot of fundy literature which seems to bring in money for them.  The chore packs which we saw the Duggars use in the early days of their show are a Maxwell invention.  One of the older daughters writes childrens' books for people who think Dick and Jane is too racy for their young'uns.  The books are blandly boring, the kids are perfect, their parents are always right and nothing interesting ever happens, but she does seem to understand basic English grammar and spelling which is more than we can say for Jill and her spawn.

The Maxwell men seem to be pretty handy, tackling a lot of major home remodeling and vehicle repairs by themselves with what appear to be good results; so they've got the Rodriguii beat there.

The Maxwell offspring, the male ones anyway, also seem to have the money to pay cash for a home at the time they marry.  The mostly seem to own their homes and Stevehovah insists that mortgages are of the devil; none of the Rodriguii has any hope of ever owning a home at the rate they're going.

Another difference is that Maxwell boys seem to get married mid to late 20's while, thus far, the daughters never marry.  Their oldest daughter, Sarah, will be 40 next January without a courtship in sight.  The next daughters are significantly younger than her though; separated by several brothers, a vasectomy and a reversal.  Next daughter is 28, almost 29.  She is one of the ones going to Bible college.  Their youngest, Mary is 25 and is the other one going to college.

As noted above, Stevehovah is a vile misogynist and, probably like Geoffrey Botkin, is not going to allow his daughters to marry while his sons are married and multiplying like rabbits.

The younger two Maxwell girls are going to college out of state.

[Rootbeer]

5 minutes ago, Temperance said:

I'm happy for Anna and Mary Maxwell that they get to move out of state and away from their family. This way they can focus on their studies and won't be called over to babysit for their brothers. I'm hoping that everything goes well for these girls. 

This college is also accredited. 

Compare that to the Bates girls, who got to the unaccredited Crown College in the same state. Of course if Anna and Mary were Bates girls, they'd be married with at least 2 kids and pregnant while dealing with their clotting condition.

The younger two Maxwell girls are going to college out of state.

Yes, I know, it's in my post.  I believe they're the first two Maxwell kids, boy or girl, to get a higher education.  Also the first to live out of state for any length of time.

Edited September 9, 2021 by Rootbeer