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Mkay

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2 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

OH just wanted a hair cut huh?! Violently??? Thank you @Mkay

Hahahahaha Why didn’t I respond that way?! Hahaha  That’s a good one. 

2 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Oh my GOD no one cares about your stupid degree and books you didn't even write!

I looked at this post on twitter and I was delighted to see that people are making fun of her.  Guess she hasn't had a chance to delete the HAYTERS.

She also posted a screenshot of her gross friend Becky telling her to do porn because she was complaining about buying a $13,000 playset for her kids.

Why would anyone want to be friends with her???  All she does is talk about how much money she spends.

13,000 for a playground they are gonna grow out of?! No. Just No. Ugh That would make so help pay off some bills, help my parents out.  There is so much more I could do with that and she is gonna spend it on a playground.  It makes me sick. 

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No matter what she is wearing, she is trash. Sorry to go off topic but just wanted to let you all know that as of yesterday morning, after 15 months of hell, I am cancer free. 

ReadMeLattice
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Well, guess they don't share a birthday...my baby girl was born on the 4th around midnight. 7 pounds :) 

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Holy shitballs! This bitch's selfishness and ego knows no bounds. Like Jo and Javi are just going to say " Sure. Go ahead and change my son's last name to yours". And, I seriously doubt Chris will wan

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On 2/8/2018 at 3:30 PM, GreatKazu said:

She has Fire Marshall Bill teeth, the mind of a 12 year old, the body of a 50 year old mammal, and her lady parts have seen more action than all of Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. 

Lol

On 2/9/2018 at 9:29 PM, CaliforniaLove said:

Yeah, I was gonna say this thread is becoming a bit jarring, having to scroll through all these Kail pics.

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2 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

See?! This right here! Fuck fucking Brianna. She makes me root for Kail for a split second, and then Kail has to go tweet something like this...I would have been cheering her on if she could have kept her dumb mouth shut about the books & degree...but again, fuck fucking Brianna. 

?????

Post of the day.

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24 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

I'm really screwed because I'm BEC with Brianna and company. The other side is Kail. Oh well I have enough snark for both of them. SEE! All fixed.

You're always the voice of reason! PPP

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16 hours ago, Mkay said:

Hahahahaha Why didn’t I respond that way?! Hahaha  That’s a good one. 

13,000 for a playground they are gonna grow out of?! No. Just No. Ugh That would make so help pay off some bills, help my parents out.  There is so much more I could do with that and she is gonna spend it on a playground.  It makes me sick. 

She can't brag about putaing $13,000 away for her kids' college. 

Well, she could, but that's not who she is. 

I saw a tweet from here (was it here) where she came to some revelation that she's actually "white trash." 

I have so many issues with that phrase, first of all for someone who claims to be so woke using the term "white" as a modifier, which implies an assumption that most trash people aren't white.

But yes, Kail, we all know you came from humble, turbulent beginnings and don't have a good sense about money or ethics or morals. We didn't need you to tell us that. You need to realize that it's true and not a joke. BE A BETTER FUCKING PERSON. 

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Kazu

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2 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

She can't brag about putaing $13,000 away for her kids' college. 

 

I read this three times and realized you made an honest mistake when typing "putting". It is hella funny. Thank you! I am going to use "putaing" from now on when it comes to Kanal. She is a puta, and her doing anything should be "putaing"...lol

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Kazu

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Kanal knows if she puts her hands on Bri, she will end up being arrested.

44 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I saw it like poo-tang. ew. 

Even better. :-)

Kanal is putainging her goon squad to fight her battles.

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2 hours ago, Birdee said:

I automatically went to "baby mama" and I don't know what that says about me as a person.

That you're able to use context clues?

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BitterApple

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Kail's not getting any gold stars from me. She should've fenced that pool the second after they were done constructing it. IIRC, she's had it for several years now, meaning Lincoln would've been very young when it went in.

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Mkay

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59 minutes ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

How long has she been in that house with a pool with young children and no pool fence??  But she needs it for the baby now! Sigh.  Better late than never.

It’s always had a gate around the pool. . She had the area redesigned and a new liner put in.  Now the new gate is going back up.  

13 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Kail's not getting any gold stars from me. She should've fenced that pool the second after they were done constructing it. IIRC, she's had it for several years now, meaning Lincoln would've been very young when it went in.

It’s always had a gate around it.  She had the area redesigned and now a new gate is going around it.  

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FairyDusted

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I was probably 7 and I scaled my Grandparents above ground pool and fell in. I slipped away from the side and was actually drowning. My Grandfather and Mother were in the house and he finally heard me and pulled down the steps and jumped in fully dressed. 

We are required to either have a fence(not allowed in my community) or a lock on the gate leading onto the deck. Hell if a deer falls in you have a problem.

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3 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

I wonder how many of those large inflatables I can fit in mine! LOL! I've been eyeing them since Real HW of Beverly Hills.

Was it Lisa Vanderpump who had them in her pool or Kyle?

I recall on an episode of Million Dollar Listing where one of the guys was lying on one of those inflatables.

3 hours ago, Mkay said:

It’s always had a gate around the pool. . She had the area redesigned and a new liner put in.  Now the new gate is going back up.  

It’s always had a gate around it.  She had the area redesigned and now a new gate is going around it.  

Some areas require a fence around the pool because of the home being a HOA, lacking a fence or it is a requirement due to city codes. Kail has a fence around her pool because she was made to put one due to her home not having a fence on the property. If given the choice, would she have put one up? That is the question.

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I'm the first person to say "go you!" about professional accomplishments but 1) I doubt she even actually got the degree 2) no offense/I'm sorry but it's a bachelor's degree, yes it's a great thing and yes it's cool if you actually got it, but my lord, it's not a Ph.D. in molecular biology or an Oxford degree in literature, you need to calm down a little. I REALLY don't mean to sound bitchy with that but if she did get it--it's a degree from DSU (no offense at all to state universities, I taught at one) that she nearly failed and that took her 80 years to nearly fail. Like, she got Cs and Ds and almost flunked out. WE ALL SAW IT. Also 3) those books were by ghostwriters, bye.

She's really trying hard to position herself like this woman, a mom of 5 who graduated magna cum laude from law school and actually *does* seem like a "boss bitch," as the TMers like to say: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/04/11/single-mom-five-who-graduating-law-school-epic-photos-didnt-do-myself/508296002/

Dude, YOU ARE NOT THIS WOMAN.

Also, this mom's ex died. She didn't purposely have children with 3 different people just, like...for the heck of it? But even if she had, she actually accomplished something...you kind of...didn't.

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Kazu

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56 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

I'm the first person to say "go you!" about professional accomplishments but 1) I doubt she even actually got the degree 2) no offense/I'm sorry but it's a bachelor's degree, yes it's a great thing and yes it's cool if you actually got it, but my lord, it's not a Ph.D. in molecular biology or an Oxford degree in literature, you need to calm down a little. I REALLY don't mean to sound bitchy with that but if she did get it--it's a degree from DSU (no offense at all to state universities, I taught at one) that she nearly failed and that took her 80 years to nearly fail. Like, she got Cs and Ds and almost flunked out. WE ALL SAW IT. Also 3) those books were by ghostwriters, bye.

She's really trying hard to position herself like this woman, a mom of 5 who graduated magna cum laude from law school and actually *does* seem like a "boss bitch," as the TMers like to say: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/04/11/single-mom-five-who-graduating-law-school-epic-photos-didnt-do-myself/508296002/

Dude, YOU ARE NOT THIS WOMAN.

Also, this mom's ex died. She didn't purposely have children with 3 different people just, like...for the heck of it? But even if she had, she actually accomplished something...you kind of...didn't.

Like x 100.?

Kanal has a master's in just c*m.

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10 hours ago, Mkay said:

As much as I despise Kail, she has always had a lock gate.  She’s just remodeling. Burning through her money.  

I don’t always float in my pool fully clothed, but when I do I make sure my grody friend takes a candid.  

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43 minutes ago, Kazu said:

Did Hulk ever give an explanation for being a no-show?

Whatever bullshit explanation she would give would be swallowed up by her rabid fans and they would still defend her to the death. Even if she said, "I am too good for that event," which means she's too good to hang with the unwashed masses that blow up her social media with supportive messages, I bet those maroons would not bat an eye. 

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Mkay

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1 hour ago, Kazu said:

Did Hulk ever give an explanation for being a no-show?

Nope. Not that I saw. I saw a few fans ask why she didn’t show.  She didn’t reply. 

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druzy

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Thanks @Mkay is that the girl she dated/fake dated? I guess she needs everyone or a certain someone to know that she is desirable. 

On a positive note, her house looks very nice.

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Kazu

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15 minutes ago, druzy said:

@Mkay

On a positive note, her house looks very nice.

Mrs. Marroquin must have been there this week to clean while visiting with Lincoln Logs.

23 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Becky Hayter 

Carpenteria???? That is not too far from my city. That is Westland Florals. Why would the flowers have originated from there? Does the girl live there?

 

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lovesnark

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9 minutes ago, Kazu said:

Mrs. Marroquin must have been there this week to clean while visiting with Lincoln Logs.

Carpenteria???? That is not too far from my city. That is Westland Florals. Why would the flowers have originated from there? Does the girl live there?

 

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Looks like the flowers came from Bouqs. New  CA floral outfit that's been advertising on TV.

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27 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

Looks like the flowers came from Bouqs. New  CA floral outfit that's been advertising on TV.

I just did some Googling. Westland ships through Bouqs: https://www.facebook.com/westlandorchidsinc/

Westland has a beautiful nursery. The smell of those flowers is breathtaking. I hate when anything I like has any connection to the TM monsters.

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