Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[SPLAIN]

1 hour ago, CofCinci said:

Masturbate all you want. Until the cows come home.  Beat it like it owes you money -- but maybe don't do in the hotel room you share with your two children as they struggle through the changes to their family.  Maybe focus on their needs instead of your own for a week. 

Jo can't even wear sweatpants in her presence. Imagine if it viral that he or Vee's vibrator went off at customs? You know what shit she'd pitch?

Vee has started to post about wedding planning on social media. Watch Kail fuck with Vee's special day. 

If Kail relied on her vibrator a lot more, she could spare her children the revolving door of guys that will be in their lives. We know those children are going to see more men coming through their door than at the local YMCA. 

[Mkay]

Kail has ruined Hulk smash for me. 

13 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

If Kail relied on her vibrator a lot more, she could spare her children the revolving door of guys that will be in their lives. We know those children are going to see more men coming through their door than at the local YMCA. 

Yes!!!  

Edited February 21, 2017 by Mkay

[SPLAIN]

1 minute ago, Mkay said:

Kail hasn't really ruined Hulk smash for me. 

Golden. :-)

[dabronx]

2 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

Yeah, I'm assuming she didn't use it in front of the kids, so I have no problem with it.

I have no problem with her taking it with her. But I have a problem with her letting the world know she took it. These boys will eventually be middle school boys and the internet is forever.  Poor Isaac and Lincoln. What's the odds their 7th grade classmates will be as open-minded and accepting of their mom's self-love as we are. Saddest part is this might not even qualify for a Top 5 list of Kail's not putting her kids first.

[SweetieDarling]

12 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Speaking of shaming women:

 

We know they have been good family to the boys. Not many step-families take kindly to other people's children, but the Marroquins have certainly shown massive amount of love for Isaac regardless of who the bio parents are. Kail has taken advantage of that relationship. She used them when it benefited her. Now, she has no use for them and is giving them the shaft.

I wonder if they are the reason he is such a sweet boy.  He certainly didn't learn that behavior from Kail!

[Uncle JUICE]

@shelley1234, couldn't agree more. Get on that thing, ladies, it's good for you. My problem wasn't  (a) that she masturbates, everyone does, (b) that she found time to do it on vacation, even if kids are there, I mean you take showers, right? or (c) that she has a vibrator. My problem was that story was bullshit, she told it specifically in front of cameras so she could appear to be both cool and funny, when in reality, she could have told that bullshit story to impress her friends WITHOUT the cameras around. She specifically told that story hoping it'd make the final cut. 

[poopchute]

9 hours ago, dabronx said:

I have no problem with her taking it with her. But I have a problem with her letting the world know she took it. These boys will eventually be middle school boys and the internet is forever.  Poor Isaac and Lincoln. What's the odds their 7th grade classmates will be as open-minded and accepting of their mom's self-love as we are. Saddest part is this might not even qualify for a Top 5 list of Kail's not putting her kids first.

Agreed.  Why is that on tv? She has children.  But she put her vagina and butt surgery on tv and I guess she doesn't think that could be an issue for her children so I can see why she wouldn't think that should maybe stay off camera.  

[Tatum]

12 hours ago, Mkay said:

Kail hasn't really ruined Hulk smash for me. 

Yes!!!  

Eyeroll. I guess Kail subscribes to the "if you can't beat em, join em' theory, but it's irritating as fuck that she's trying to make light of her physically abusive behavior.

[polandspring]

I found an article that seemed particularly relevant to Kail and her encouraging Isaac to accept Javi as a dad.  It's from AEI, which is a pretty conservative think tank, but it provides some data for what we can all agree on: kids need stability and seeing parental figures separate is bad for them: Ties that Bind by AEI: the Decline of marriage and the impact of cohabitation on children

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

@shelley1234, couldn't agree more. Get on that thing, ladies, it's good for you. My problem wasn't  (a) that she masturbates, everyone does, (b) that she found time to do it on vacation, even if kids are there, I mean you take showers, right? or (c) that she has a vibrator. My problem was that story was bullshit, she told it specifically in front of cameras so she could appear to be both cool and funny, when in reality, she could have told that bullshit story to impress her friends WITHOUT the cameras around. She specifically told that story hoping it'd make the final cut. 

Yes sir. That's it right there. The same way she boasts about having used her vibrator on vacation, that is how open she should be about the boyfriend she has between her legs.

That was not a discussion about women being open and loving their bodies. I'd love for a storyline to cover such a topic. But, not from this broad. This is a girl who is not in a healthy place as far as sex is concerned. She uses sex as a weapon. She used sex with Jo to entice him back in her life. She doesn't have a safe and healthy sex life.

 

43 minutes ago, Tatum said:

Eyeroll. I guess Kail subscribes to the "if you can't beat em, join em' theory, but it's irritating as fuck that she's trying to make light of her physically abusive behavior.

It truly is disturbing. What is even more bothersome are the Kail fanatics who fawn all over her, defend her, and tell her what a wonderful mother she is on a daily on her Twitter alone. If it were Javi or Jo, we know how they would be called out constantly. How is it Kail's abusive ways are constantly ignored? It tells me more about those who defend her. Just because it is not captured on camera and just because no one has called the police on her, it doesn't mean she is no longer abusive. Kail is no different than Nathan and Jenelle in that department.

Edited February 21, 2017 by GreatKazu

[ghoulina]

Kail loves quesadillas? She better be careful. Catelynn will cut a bitch for a giant quesadilla. 

[Maharincess]

On 2/18/2017 at 3:38 PM, shelley1234 said:

 

Never mind. 

Edited February 22, 2017 by Maharincess

[heatherchandler]

1 hour ago, Maharincess said:

Do you have two names here?  Genuine question, I'm just kind of confused. There are two posters both named Shelley with four numbers after their names who post pretty much the same exact things. One goes away for a while and the other one starts posting. 

I'm not accusing anybody of anything, it just seems kind of odd and I'm curious. 

A) Tried to like your post, I was denied from liking it.  Strange things are afoot (at the circle K).

B) Pretty sure Shellies are Kail.  All of them!

Edited February 22, 2017 by heatherchandler

[GreatKazu]

11 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Kail loves quesadillas? She better be careful. Catelynn will cut a bitch for a giant quesadilla. 

lol

Kail will just sit on her with her new inflated butt and smother her to death.

[Christina]

I CAN'T LIKE ANYTHING EITHER!!! All caps on purpose; it's incredibly frustrating. It only seems happens on Teen Mom forums. Someone once suggested I wait a few minutes and try again, and it would probably let me, but what happens is I can like a post once, and then not like anyone else again without getting an error that I'm not allowed to like posts from that person, even though it let me a few minutes before. It's a conspiracy I tell ya! CONSPIRACY!

[GreatKazu]

I just liked your post Christina. Yesterday I had that issue, but not today. I notice some time it fucks with me on my device and other times on my computer.

[Christina]

We're being punished for watching Teen Mom and posting on the Teen Mom forums. Our computers are trying to give us interventions.

[hoosiermom]

Can anyone post a screen shot of Kail looking a mess after her trip and of her huge butt? I listened to the show more than I watched darn it! I should have paid attention! TIA

[Calm81]

Judging by the way hulk looks in that episode she no longer does cross fit. 

I don't like to body shame but when a person gets all types of plastic surgery and comes home to a container of fries I can't help myself. 

She looked a lot bigger in the after show and hid it in a flannel shirt. Last season we had crossfit thrown in our faces.

Her face looked bigger than it did the day of her under the sea wedding. Homegirl is eating her feelings.

I did notice that JC the producer seemed emotionally involved when prying answers out of Javi and Kail. Hmm.

[SPLAIN]

Kail did not say she was using a vibrator on her trip. She mentioned it going off in her luggage. JMO I think she mentioned it because it was an opportunity to say FU to Javi. Sort of a dig that she doesn't need him physically because a vibrator will do the same thing.  It might have been an advertisement for the company as well. 

Kail is beginning to look like a big dildo. Especially when she wears her hair in that gear-shift knob style.

Edited February 22, 2017 by SPLAIN

[Mambo Gladys]

Guys! Breaking news! Kailyn posted on twitter that she just ordered her graduation cap and gown...ya know, in case anyone out there forgot that she's graduating!

Edit: someone posted #HawaiiOverHomework and I'm dying. 

Edited February 22, 2017 by saratothej

[Tatum]

Quote

#HawaiiOverHomework

Please come over to PTV, whoever this is. Dying.

[BitterApple]

15 minutes ago, Tatum said:

Please come over to PTV, whoever this is. Dying.

Whoever posted that needs to be here, among her people.

[SPLAIN]

1 hour ago, saratothej said:

Guys! Breaking news! Kailyn posted on twitter that she just ordered her graduation cap and gown...ya know, in case anyone out there forgot that she's graduating!

Edit: someone posted #HawaiiOverHomework and I'm dying. 

Can you ask them to come over here to be among the tribe? We have hashtags for Karl, too:

#dickoverkids

[Mambo Gladys]

I would totally ask them to join but I don't "do" Twitter. I just look at it sometimes! There were several zingers on there, though.  Of course, the majority were worshiping Karl, but ya know, you take what you can get. 

[ReadMeLattice]

On 2/20/2017 at 6:45 PM, shelley1234 said:

I personally doubt that Kail went to town with her vibrator with her two children in the room.  So, I have no issue with her taking her vibrator with her on vacation.  

I also think the idea of her having and using a vibrator has nothing to do with her failing as a parent.  I know many many parents who can still focus on the needs of their children and still get their vibrator buzzing in private moments.  I consider it health TBH. 

I don't get the big deal about the vibrator either. Maybe it's weird to talk about it on TV but it's also weird to show your marital problems and children's tantrums and doctor's appointments and every parent on this show does that. I actually think showing the kids being upset because they don't have a dad or something is more exploitative...You can say whatever you want about your own masturbation habits. Your kids don't get a say when you shove them into reality TV to deal with complex emotions like Isaac watching parents go through a divorce, Aubree sad about her dad's neglect, Ali being shamed for her disability, or Jace calling his grandma Mommy. In a way I think all these parents should be ashamed for that. 

Edited February 23, 2017 by Lm2162

[CofCinci]

You're sharing a hotel room with two kids.  Leave the dildo at home.

[ReadMeLattice]

Couples have sex on vacation (sometimes with dildos!) while their kids are at a resort activity...A guy might have a private moment in a bathroom while mom and kids are at breakfast...I doubt she's doing it in the bed with kids. 

As for Kailyn's abusive behavior, I wouldn't say it's *as bad* as Jenelle or Nathan because those two are seriously dangerous individuals with addiction problems. I honestly wouldn't put it past either of them to commit murder in a substance-abusing moment of rage. I would be fully scared for my life living in Jenelle's or Nathan's home. But she needs to take accountability for her anger and abusive issues. I thought she began to after the incident with Javi when she actually apologized and admitted to having a problem with past trauma and anger issues, but ended up right back where she started. She has a major problem being responsible for her actions.

Edited February 23, 2017 by Lm2162

[Brooklynista]

I didn't care at all about Kail bringing the dildo. What bugged me was her trying to pass off the "dildo vibrating in luggage" story off as her own tale.  How many times have we heard this joke but here comes Kail passing off this bullshit funny, trying to make it seem like it was her own wacky adventure. 

I'm sure I've seen this skit as far back as Lucy and Ethel.  Try again Fail.

Edited February 23, 2017 by Brooklynista

[CofCinci]

Lucy and Ethel didn't drive to California with Black Beauty in their overnight bag (though, that could explain how Ricky and Fred became friendly).

[SPLAIN]

Lucy and Ethel did go to Palm Springs together without the guys. Just sayin'.

[ghoulina]

15 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Can you ask them to come over here to be among the tribe? We have hashtags for Karl, too:

#dickoverkids

#dtfnotgpa

[ClassyCourtHeels]

Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet. Apparently Kail is pregnant.

 

Was initially on radar which I don't buy, but now it's on E! which is a little more reliable.

[Scarlett45]

3 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet. Apparently Kail is pregnant.

 

Was initially on radar which I don't buy, but now it's on E! which is a little more reliable.

What NO?! Who's the dad?!!

[CofCinci]

3 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet. Apparently Kail is pregnant.

 

Was initially on radar which I don't buy, but now it's on E! which is a little more reliable.

Oh shit! The news is everywhere now in minutes. 

2 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

What NO?! Who's the dad?!!

Name not released. 

[heatherchandler]

5 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

Oh shit! The news is everywhere now in minutes. 

I would believe Eonline, but they do say in the article that she has not confirmed the news.  

[ClassyCourtHeels]

8 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

What NO?! Who's the dad?!!

I'd guess whoevers shoes were in the house when Javi was over.

[Mambo Gladys]

Gah, you know she's going to milk this "secret" as long as possible too. 

[CofCinci]

In maternity-size I hope.

[poopchute]

How long til Kail tweets some comment about how haters believe anything or people need to mind their own business or we don't know her or whatever she says will definitely have that stupid laughing crying emoji.  Also if she really is pregnant she is an incredible asshole.  More than I already thought she was.

[ClassyCourtHeels]

2 minutes ago, poopchute said:

How long til Kail tweets some comment about how haters believe anything or people need to mind their own business or we don't know her or whatever she says will definitely have that stupid laughing crying emoji.  Also if she really is pregnant she is an incredible asshole.  More than I already thought she was.

Yeah. What a hugely irresponsible thing to do if true. We're approaching Janelle levels of stupidity here.

[Tatum]

5 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

In maternity-size I hope.

Diet Pepsi just went up my nose. Totally worth it though.

[CofCinci]

9 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

I would believe Eonline, but they do say in the article that she has not confirmed the news.  

E! doesn't publish gossip/rumors.  What they share is provided to them by PR teams and networks.  Corporate synergy.  

Just now, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Yeah. What a hugely irresponsible thing to do if true. We're approaching Janelle levels of stupidity here.

She and Janelle are tied for the Trifecta.  Can one of them squeeze out a fourth?  

[GreatKazu]

7 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

In maternity-size I hope.

She's gonna need a bigger car.

23 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet. Apparently Kail is pregnant.

 

Was initially on radar which I don't buy, but now it's on E! which is a little more reliable.

Kail has Radar on speed dial. She has given them interviews over the seasons. She does it for extra cash.

[HeySandyStrange]

Well I hope Mr Shoes by the Door has a mother willing to provide free daycare to all of Kail's children, because no way is Kail doing the heavy lifting on her own. She better pray that she gets another season of TM2 so she can pay for all these kids, cars, and vacations.

[leighroda]

It would make sense with her tweeting last week clarifying that she wasn't against having another child, she just didn't want another child with Javi.  Where is the Ashley when you need her, she is usually pretty accurate.

[LBS]

Jesus God Leah -  I hope that's not true!  But E! is a bit more believable then Radar.  Here'e the article.   Although they do state that her and Javi "quietly married" in 2012 so maybe they are wrong.   Because the last time I checked a marriage filmed for a reality show in an aquarium in which the 8 month pregnant bride and groom had 6 bridesmaids/groomsmen and then pictures sold to to the highest bidder does not qualify as "quietly married".   But what do I know....  (apparently not much because she did a quiet marriage first and then this monstrosity second)

http://www.eonline.com/news/831498/teen-mom-2-s-kailyn-lowry-is-pregnant-again

Edited February 23, 2017 by LBS
added article. Because I'm dumb and I forgot the first wedding

[Snarky McSnarky]

Kail LowryVerified account‏@KailLowry  1 hour ago

My life goes on no matter what people are saying

[Birdee]

I think the "quietly married" wedding was the courthouse one for benefits before the big one for TV. 

[poopchute]

Yeah Kail had some kind of small wedding and then the fake wedding where she demanded her bridesmaids wear matching earrings.