S12.E22: Reunion, Part 1

[jewel21]

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A surprise visit from a special guest kicks off the chicest Beverly Hills reunion yet. Dorit revisits trauma from her home invasion. Kyle, Lisa, and Erika challenge Crystal's contradictory statements about Sutton's "dark" comments. Garcelle admits to suspicions of bad deeds from some of the women, and tempers boil over when Kyle comes to Diana's defense.

Airdate: 10/12/2022

[Surrealist]

I should probably drop acid, in addition to getting liquored up for this mess.

[realityplease]

The housewives' looks ("lewks") shown in the reunion trailer: Yikes!

To quote Dolly Parton:  It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!  Erika looks like 25 pounds of potatoes stuffed into a 10 pound sack.  Rinna's face is so shiny & full of filler, implants, botox or whatever, that as someone wrote as a comment to a Vulture article:  Rinna's face looks like a Jiffy-Pop ready to blow!

Edited October 9, 2022 by realityplease

[CallmeCray]

Whoops.  Nothin to see here, people…🥴

Edited October 10, 2022 by CallmeCray

[RoseAllDay]

I’ve seen maybe two or three commercials for this and I’m seriously thinking about bailing. It will be a game-time decision.

Already tired of Erika’s “No need to save me” in that flat, arrogant, hard tone of hers, and her dead eyes.

Someone should have told Rinna that this would be airing three weeks before Halloween, not on Halloween. She looks absolutely awful. Possibly her worst look ever, and she’s had some doozies.
 

Edited October 10, 2022 by RoseAllDay
Getting Erika’s BS quote right.

[nexxie]

Kathy to Rinna (trailer): “You are the biggest bully in Hollywood, and everyone knows it.”

Might have missed most of this season due to the presence of Selfish Erika - but I am here for a reunion that calls out Rinna-the-Sociopathic-Bully! 

[tranquilidade]

When Erika brings up the PK stuff it makes me think she still hates him.  

[Jel]

What’s the over/under on the number of Omg! I’m-SHOCKED! faces we see? 

[hoodooznoodooz]

3 hours ago, tranquilidade said:

When Erika brings up the PK stuff it makes me think she still hates him.  

Yup. Yet, of all the women in the cast, excluding Kyle, PK would have sex with Erika.

[Hiyo]

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What’s the over/under on the number of Omg! I’m-SHOCKED! faces we see? 

It's like they get some type of financial bonus for Best Shocked Pikachu Face! and are competing HARD for it. Especially Kyle, Rinna, and Dorit.

[RealHousewife]

20 hours ago, Jel said:

What’s the over/under on the number of Omg! I’m-SHOCKED! faces we see? 

14 hours ago, Hiyo said:

It's like they get some type of financial bonus for Best Shocked Pikachu Face! and are competing HARD for it. Especially Kyle, Rinna, and Dorit.

Kyle's got this!

[RoseAllDay]

Just saw the commercial again. The makeup department was not kind to Rinna, Erika, Crystal, Dorit, and Sutton. They look old, and in some cases, hard (or harder than usual, in some cases). 

They all look tired. (But aren’t we all?)

Is this a two-parter or a three-parter?
 

[Jel]

40 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Just saw the commercial again. The makeup department was not kind to Rinna, Erika, Crystal, Dorit, and Sutton. They look old, and in some cases, hard (or harder than usual, in some cases). 

They all look tired. (But aren’t we all?)

Is this a two-parter or a three-parter?
 

I think three. 

[njbchlover]

16 hours ago, Jel said:

I think three. 

I've also read that the reunion is a three parter.  Which means that we will not see any of the discussion between Kathy and Rinna until the last episode.  

If they go through things chronologically according to the show's timeline, tonight will be mostly about Dorit's home break-in and the trip to Punta Mita.

[janiema]

20 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Kyle's got this!

Kyle thinks she’s filming a “Halloween” movie. This is her go to look.

[OlderThanDirt]

I think the shocked faces will be too prevalent and faked for a good drinking game. But I plan to drink everytime the editors give us Rinna's smug smirk face.

[Jel]

19 minutes ago, OlderThanDirt said:

I think the shocked faces will be too prevalent and faked for a good drinking game. But I plan to drink everytime the editors give us Rinna's smug smirk face.

You are right, probably too many shocked faces for a drinking game. Let prudence prevail!

But, in the spirit of prudence, let's add an anti-nausea drug for all those Rinna smug face shots we are going to be taking ;)

[RoseAllDay]

Just saw my cable company’s synopsis: “Kyle defends Diana, which makes some of the other women mad.”

Part of me isn’t surprised, but another part of me is SMDH. It better not be for the pile-on against Sutton in Aspen. I can’t think of a damn thing that Diana did that’s worth or deserves defending.

[Surrealist]

Y'all ready for tonight?!

[islandgal140]

THIS. IS. OUR. SUPERBOWL!!!

[Pondlass1]

The lighting is usually pretty cruel at these reunions, and sometimes I think the make up and hair/wig/extensions stylists are in the back having a laugh.

It should be fun.😂 I’ve got wine 🍷 

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 hours ago, RoseAllDay said:

Just saw my cable company’s synopsis: “Kyle defends Diana, which makes some of the other women mad.”

Part of me isn’t surprised, but another part of me is SMDH. It better not be for the pile-on against Sutton in Aspen. I can’t think of a damn thing that Diana did that’s worth or deserves defending.

Kyle might defend Diana because Sutton was sarcastic to her at Garcelle’s birthday party. I wish someone would remind them that Sutton was reacting to Diana’s sarcasm in the group text chat regarding Garcelle.

[RoseAllDay]

11 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

The lighting is usually pretty cruel at these reunions, and sometimes I think the make up and hair/wig/extensions stylists are in the back having a laugh.

It should be fun.😂 I’ve got wine 🍷 

I’ve already imbibed. I’m comfortably numb.

[tranquilidade]

The fact that Kyle continued to fight with Kathy after the reunion tells me everything I need to know. (Excuse me Kyle, WTF is wrong with you?)

[Emmeline]

On 10/11/2022 at 3:35 PM, RealHousewife said:

Kyle's got this!

Oh my god, I can’t stand it when she does this.  I’ve never held my mouth open in shock like that in my entire life.  It must be something she learned when she was on little house on the prairie.

[Surrealist]

2 hours ago, Pondlass1 said:

The lighting is usually pretty cruel at these reunions, and sometimes I think the make up and hair/wig/extensions stylists are in the back having a laugh.

It should be fun.😂 I’ve got wine 🍷 

I failed to get booze. But I'm still hopped up on a Campfire latte I had about an hour ago. Will have to take my melatonin (for the night) after the show starts. 😂

[Stats Queen]

Wine is poured…

[Baltimore Betty]

I have a whopping headache and I have a feeling the cure would not be watching the reunion, sadly I will be going against doctor's advice and will watch the reunion anyway.

[Straycat80]

Here we go. Three parts. And Rinna has Manila envelopes. Ugh. 

[RoseAllDay]

Kathy goes there — calls out Rinna on her shit because Rinna’s contract is up.

And damn…what happens to Kyle?

[Mindthinkr]

I don’t know how I’m going to listen to all this…crying, yelling and screaming. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel the angels here protecting me? Eyeroll 

[Surrealist]

I saw Kyle's eyes when Rinna talked about the bird and Lois.

[QQQQ]

[Chicklet]

Jamie Lee Curtis is the best part of the reunion.

[Mr. Miner]

The over the top shrieking for Jamie Lee was ridiculous.

[Straycat80]

I’ll bet if Jamie Lee was a HW she would chew Rinna up and spit her out. 
The pumpkins are kinda cool. 

[Keywestclubkid]

A plug for Halloween … groundbreaking 

[SweetieDarling]

They forgot to show Dorit's bird poop look

[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I feel the angels here protecting me? Eyeroll 

If possible, my eyes would have looked like a slot machine! 

2 minutes ago, Surrealist said:

I saw Kyle's eyes when Rinna talked about the bird and Lois.

Loved Kyle's eyeroll and "Are you fucking kidding me?" smirk.

[RoseAllDay]

If this is an audition for Jamie Lee…

…she’s got the gig. I’d love to see someone like her on these shows.

[Surrealist]

I have my reserved ticket for Halloween Ends tomorrow.  

[njbchlover]

I honestly love Jamie Lee Curtis and I think she's just so genuine and kind.

[psychoticstate]

YES, Jamie Lee!!  Hail, Queen!  

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, Surrealist said:

I have my reserved ticket for Halloween Ends tomorrow.  

I just can't.....I HATE scary horror movies and have never seen any of them!  My kids, however, are all in!!  

[Mr. Miner]

I just thought if I could help them and show them I wasn’t a threat they would leave my phone by the front gate.

[RoseAllDay]

Oh, please, Andy.

[eXiled]

Bravo cameras continually landed on Erika during the discussion about Garcelle's son being cyber-bullied via bots.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I honestly love Jamie Lee Curtis and I think she's just so genuine and kind.

I love her husband, how great to have him on the show and hang with Mo instead of PK.

[njbchlover]

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

Oh, please, Andy.

A few days late and a few dollars short, Andy! 😡