S10.E14: Lisa's Journey LIVE CHAT

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, mmecorday said:

"And then I started dating this big pink stuffed bear I met at a carnival."

She has seen a wide variety of D…her dating life was more successful than mine at that age 😂 

[Guest]

She’s quite chatty isn’t she?

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

My first husband, who I met AFTER he went to prison for murder...

I don't even know where to begin with that.

I felt like my brain was malfunctioning when she was telling her life story 😳 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

It didn‘t bother her he was a murderer?

Not as long as he kept the nachos coming.

2 minutes ago, Poudre said:

Don’t forget Lacey!

We all shared something truly special with Lacey. Its a memory I treasure.  

[Suzywriter]

That was some list of men.

 

[charmed1]

OMG. Please don’t tell me she’s going to eat that entire genetically modified Costco rotisserie chicken.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sooo her solution is to,stay in bed rather than loose weight …I can’t 

[Eldemarge]

He's wheezing just trying to run back and forth to make sure Miss Piggums has enough cheese.

[babyhouseman]

Randy does get his exercise in waiting on her.

[TazDevil]

Just now, dreadfulLeigh said:

I felt like my brain was malfunctioning when she was telling her life story 😳 

Yeah, I couldn't follow that at all!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Lisa doesn’t make bad choices, she doesn’t make any choices at all.

[mmecorday]

90-Day peeps, this guy looks like Mike in about 30 years, amirite?

[EtheltoTillie]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

Okay...how has she had SOOO MANY boyfriends??!?!  I have friends who can't find anyone and in a span of about 3 minutes, she listed at least 6 men.

She’s looking in all the right places. Your friends are avoiding prisons and homeless shelters. 

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Same, girl, same.  I guess our standards are too high?

Like not feeling the bad boy charm from convicted felons? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"And then I started dating this big pink stuffed bear I met at a carnival."

DEAD

[Lillith]

What is she eating???

[Elizzikra]

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Okay...how has she had SOOO MANY boyfriends??!?!  I have friends who can't find anyone and in a span of about 3 minutes, she listed at least 6 men.

If you expand the candidate pool to include prison, the options go way up...

My five-year wedding anniversary is tomorrow. My husband is the greatest guy ever. I was 45 when we met. I was happy as a single person and I'm happy as a married woman. Some of us just find a good partner a little later in life :)

[dreadfulLeigh]

Is that a whole ass chicken on that plate????

Also, a sheet pan of nachos. A sheet pan. 

[Miracle Maxie]

That litany of men… right after she says she gained weight so that no one would ever touch her. Why do I expect consistency from a Poundticipant?

[7EasyPayments]

Do you have room for dessert, honey?

Cake topped with sour cream, whipped cream, cream cheese, cream of wheat, cream of the crop, creamed corn, cornucopia,........

[CrazyInAlabama]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“ I don’t know how to lose weight” ummm don’t eat so much?

That literally never occurs to anyone on this show, or any other weight show (1, 000 Sisters, Too Large, 1000 lb Best Friends that should be called 1 Ton Best Friends).

[RedDelicious]

She literally has a hundred mens. sis that a TLC Lisa thing??

[Dashing Off]

Me: *joins this site a few years ago to specifically talk about James K's horrific legs*

Me: *returns years later on a whim only to be greeted with Lisa's equally horrific looking legs*

Me:

Edited February 3, 2022 by Dashing Off

[Chicklet]

And the boyfriend keeled over in the bed and she never noticed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Every time I glance up I see her with a manhole cover filled with something smothered in cheese! I am literally shrieking "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" over and over.

[aliya]

I wonder how they are going to transport her to Houston?

Edited February 3, 2022 by aliya

[dreadfulLeigh]

Jesus, he’s going to die in front of us.

[charmed1]

He delivers the food to her with his head bowed like a queen’s retinue.

[Hellga]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

My five-year wedding anniversary is tomorrow. My husband is the greatest guy ever. I was 45 when we met. I was happy as a single person and I'm happy as a married woman. Some of us just find a good partner a little later in life :)

I will keep hoping. :)  I am 38.  Mom's best friend was single all her life and then married a widower when she was 45, became a grandmother about a year later, very happy almost 30 years later. 

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

What is she eating???

Wrong question.  It should be, "What isn't she eating?"

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

I felt like my brain was malfunctioning when she was telling her life story 😳 

I am waiting for Dr. Paradise to look at her like he looked at Dolly

[borealis]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Cry and eat!

Yes! I thought I heard that! Is she calling to Sharon?!

[babyhouseman]

It's between her and God. God's like leave me out of this.

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey everyone….will this episode top Dolly or Margaret? The crown is still up for grabs. 

Don’t forget Lacey is still in contention, too. 

[umgoblue]

The fake crying...her eyes were so dry her finger got stuck trying to wipe away the nontears.  So done!

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

And the boyfriend keeled over in the bed and she never noticed.

Oh, she would notice in a couple hours, tops, when it's time for the next meal and he fails to get up and bring it!

[crazycatlady58]

2 minutes ago, Lillith said:

What is she eating???

Everything 

[Chicklet]

Yea this case might be beyond Sharon's abilities.

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Wrong question.  It should be, "What isn't she eating?"

Something tells me endives are not on the menu! 

[TazDevil]

Woooo..... my head is spinning from that first 15 minutes. 

And I feel like the coughing from the boyfriend was ominous foreshadowing.

[Suzywriter]

I can only listen. I'm eating salibury steak and gravy, and after one awful glance, I know better than to look. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Do you have room for dessert, honey?

Cake topped with sour cream, whipped cream, cream cheese, cream of wheat, cream of the crop, creamed corn, cornucopia,........

I am DYING over here! 

Cream of tartar, Devon clotted cream, shaving cream, Boston cream pie....

[EtheltoTillie]

I’m going to be pissed if this is another week of no progress. Sure we want to gawk at these freaks, but they have had some awful casting lately. 

[Elizzikra]

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And the boyfriend keeled over in the bed and she never noticed.

Eh - he bounced back. He lives to serve another day.

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I will keep hoping. :)  I am 38.  Mom's best friend was single all her life and then married a widower when she was 45, became a grandmother about a year later, very happy almost 30 years later. 

If you want a partner, keep the faith :) I didn't just get a great husband but a terrific (step) daughter. Seriously - I really don't know how I got so lucky but it happens.

[String Theory]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Wait wait wait her second husband was when she was 19? When did she marry prison dude?

Murder definitely makes someone attractive, she gets to stay home & eat, but she still has a husband.

I dunno how these women find guys....of course none sound too appealing but still!

[mmecorday]

"Shingles can make you feel like the Hindenburg as it crash-landed in Lakehurst, NJ."

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’re only 20 minutes in and I’ve already thought about changing the channel a half dozen times. This is a train wreck’s train wreck.

[RedDelicious]

That wound on her hand is very sketchy looking.

[Suzywriter]

I beg you, TLC, no more horrible commercials. Not with this episode. I want nothing but Princess Toast and "Sprinkles!".

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am waiting for Dr. Paradise to look at her like he looked at Dolly

Ah... that time when Dr. Paradise's brain exploded 🤯

He needs a vacation.