S10.E04: Mike's Journey LIVE CHAT

[TazDevil]

That Uber driver didn't know what was coming when he hit yes on that fare...

[ams1001]

Sister should have a chat with the good doc, too, maybe. Also get some shoulders on her shirt.

[Hellga]

Three months.  Feels smaller and more active.  Definitely breathes a bit better.

I say he lost something like 40-50 pounds.  Not nearly enough, but enough to see some effect.

[Pepper Mostly]

I bet he's only lost about 30 pounds. 

[ams1001]

Lost 103! Wow! I underestimated him.

[Lillith]

Color me shocked. 

[Kid]

I’ll be damned!! 

[Eldemarge]

Just in case we forgot they exist... COLD SHOULDER TOP

[dreadfulLeigh]

Damn! Color me surprised.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I really like the Ikea Buff Teddy Bears ad, but the longer version makes more sense.   Especially, that the Dad and the Bears are working together, and the wild makeup the dad and the bear get put on them from the daughter is hysterical. 

I'm so sick of 90 Day Single Life commercials.  

Month 1-745

Month 4-Flew back to Houston with his sister.   Weight: 642 down 103 lbs.  (the sister's cold shoulder top is so unflattering). 

So he's now agreeing to move to Houston?   

 

Edited November 25, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hellga]

Wow.  He actually did better.  103 pounds.  30 pounds a month is decent, even though at his weight if he was following the diet, he would have lost 150-180.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh shit he lost weight! Cold shoulder sister is taking fashion tips from 90 day

[Suzywriter]

103!!

[mmecorday]

Well, fetch me a wig and call me Lola. The dude lost weight!

[TazDevil]

I'm shocked he's lost 100 lbs. 

I'm kind of rooting against this guy because he seems like such a douche.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Lost 103! Wow! I underestimated him.

Right? I'm hanging my head in shame. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Well, fetch me a wig and call me Lola. The dude lost weight!

Dead

[Hellga]

That was a quick approval from Dr. Now.

Let's see if this guy sustains his weight loss, or do a Julian and gain most of it back because the move is oh-so-stressful.

[CringeWatcher]

Holy calf Batman! 😳

[sagittarius sue]

Great he lost weight, but why did he have to say it was his older sister? He's a brat!

[Suzywriter]

That whole family is pretty thick about the waistline.

[Pepper Mostly]

He was an athlete. He just needs to put the same discipline and determination he put into his training. I'm pulling for him. But he needs to address his depression. 

[Kid]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Well, fetch me a wig and call me Lola.

It’s a good thing I did not have a drink in my mouth!!🤣🤣🤣

[umgoblue]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

That whole family is pretty thick about the waistline.

So nicely stated, Suzywriter.

[Lillith]

Yep, douche chills. And so the excuses begins. All this work and he won't move to Houston to get the surgery. 

[7EasyPayments]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Just in case we forgot they exist... COLD SHOULDER TOP

They are eternal, like cockroaches.

[Hellga]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

That whole family is pretty thick about the waistline.

Her thighs are something, too.  And I am not exactly the one to talk...  The angle of the camera is extremely unflattering to her here, though.  

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

I'm shocked he's lost 100 lbs. 

I'm kind of rooting against this guy because he seems like such a douche.

For me, the scraggly beard is contributing at least 80% to the douchey-ness.

[Boston]

Good for him!  Adding to my Christmas List:  Nail Clippers for Mike

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Great he lost weight, but why did he have to say it was his older sister? He's a brat!

That might be their normal. My sisters and I always introduce one another by birth order. This is my big sister/this is my little sister. Big sister or older sister was actually a respect thing. 

[poeticlicensed]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Just in case we forgot they exist... COLD SHOULDER TOP

Needs to be a bingo square

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Great he lost weight, but why did he have to say it was his older sister? He's a brat!

Typical brother move, though 

[Eldemarge]

Maybe he can get one of his cool Xbox friends to move with him.

[ams1001]

I decided on kettle corn, fyi.

[Hellga]

Me and my dad.  Grammar, it dies in pain. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, ams1001 said:

I decided on kettle corn, fyi.

Oh, I can smell it from here.

[babyhouseman]

Waldo, Ohio. We know where Waldo is.

[ams1001]

Is he gonna walk the golf course?

[dreadfulLeigh]

That whole family is going to have a mental crisis if he gets down to 240lbs. They’ll not have a the unjolly basement troll to make themselves feel normal about their weight.

[sagittarius sue]

Golfing on a foggy day, how delightful!

[sainte-chapelle]

I’ll shave his beard after I am done cutting off Victor’s chin braid (90 days)

[dreadfulLeigh]

Goddamned that calf.

[Kid]

I don’t get the custody thing.  It is a temporary move to Houston.

[babyhouseman]

I don't remember anybody playing golf on this show. 

[7EasyPayments]

His calves look painful on the golf course. To me. Maybe not him.

[Pepper Mostly]

This custody threat seems suspect. Any lawyers among us? Is that a thing? He's not moving permanently, just temporarily, for life saving surgery for crying out loud. 

[MsVixen]

Sounds like he didn't pay a lot of attention to the custody details when he got divorced.

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh, I can smell it from here.

[Lillith]

I would love to know the actual story about the ex and the custody issue. Because I suspect he's glossing over quite a bit. 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t get the custody issue? Is this an excuse or is his Ex that nasty or what?