S11.E17: A Tale of Two Accidents

[BluBrd47]

Mauricio is SO cringe and try hard. “My man!”  Grey hair doesn’t do him any favors. He needs to use that hair room of Kyle’s.

Edited September 16, 2021 by BluBrd47

[RealHousewife]

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

What they should do is have a “Watch Party with [insert husbands’ names here]” like they’ve been doing with Sandoval & Schwartz with VPR, or a “Housewives Talk” like “Galley Talk.” I’d love to hear their commentary on this crap.

That show would be gold. I'd say Mauricio must be high, but when isn't he

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Eirka is flirting with all the husband at the party. Ladies, you better hold them close

But is she wearing underwear???

[sistermagpie]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Eirka is flirting with all the husband at the party. Ladies, you better hold them close

 

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Only the ones with money….

They might be a little leery of getting with a woman who'll refuse them brain surgery when they need it!

[chenoa333]

1 minute ago, chick binewski said:

I heard penicillin can take care of vicissitudes.

I admit I had to look up the meaning of vicissitudes. I think Harry Hamlin would be better suited to be the SO of Camille (Pernicious) Grammar.

And one more comment..fuck you Erika. You gigantic piece of Sasquatch shit.

 

[sistermagpie]

Garcelle's "Good for you" to Dorit's languages comment was fantastic. (Especially followed by her saying a really simple thing in three languages, including English.)

[chick binewski]

Gah Dorit is so FOS. 

[Shannah Banana]

I feel the way Garcelle feels...they make her feel like she is less important.  She's not making it up.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

How many people need to tell Dorit that she never shuts up?

ETA: You can't argue someone out of their feelings. Garcelle has expressed on multiple occasions that she feels left out. Now, that may have something to do with her own psychology but Dorit trying to argue that Garcelle doesn't feel the way she feels is ridiculous. 

Edited September 16, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[WaltersHair]

Harry Hamlin acting like he's in East Berlin trying to get across The Wall lined with machine guns and landmines. "It's not safe."

Run!

[RealHousewife]

Phoenix is SO cute. 

[Julyolo]

Garcelle has it right. These women speak about their relationships to each other, but really don't actively work on them. Their relationships are each like a personal version of performance art for Bravo.

Edited September 16, 2021 by Julyolo
Clarification

[Keywestclubkid]

Why are they acting like these insane story’s are truth still? 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

And also, once again, all of the men but especially PK made me laugh with their fear of dealing with the women while they are arguing. It's disconcerting to find PK actually humorous. 

[RoseAllDay]

Dorit: “I speak four languages!” Garcelle: “Good for you.” 👏

Who did Rinna’s hair? Looks like it came straight out of 1969.

This episode was “meh” for me, with the exception of Erika’s wild tale of Burglars and Bad Driving — but that’s okay. We all can use a breather.

 

[RealHousewife]

Harry Hamlin is one sexy 69-year-old. 

[funnygirl]

2 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Dorit: “I speak four languages!” Garcelle: “Good for you.” 👏

 

The way Garcelle said good for you had me on the floor. 😅

No one cares, Dorit! It's five if she counts the fake accent she runs her mouth with. 

[RoseAllDay]

5 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

How many people need to tell Dorit that she never shuts up?

ETA: You can't argue someone out of their feeling. Garcelle has expressed on multiple occasions that she feels left out. Now, that may have something to do with her own psychology but Dorit trying to argue that Garcelle doesn't feel the way she feels is ridiculous. 

You never tell somebody that their feelings aren’t legitimate. The fact that none of these women really take the time to understand where each other is coming from is a huge reason why their friendships are shams. They’d rather pass judgment and jump to conclusions than listen and maybe learn.

[StillHere]

PK, Kyle, Dorit and Mauricio breaking character while breaking bread were the highlight of my century.

[RoseAllDay]

7 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

And also, once again, all of the men but especially PK made me laugh with their fear of dealing with the women while they are arguing. It's disconcerting to find PK actually humorous. 

He’s been kind of not so annoying this season.

[chlban]

17 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

That show would be gold. I'd say Mauricio must be high, but when isn't he

It's how he stays married.

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, chlban said:

It's how he stays married.

Just like all the trips to Canada is why Harry stays married.

[JD5166]

5 minutes ago, chlban said:

It's how he stays married.

I don’t know how stands that shit stirring bitch. It’s not even masked anymore....so obvious. 

[blixie]

Erika: Tom died three years ago, he's now a robot with Alzheimers. 

Kyle and Dorito: Is it unbelievable? Yes, but do I think she's LYING, never!

Once again fuck Friend of Teddy Mellencamp. I hope she can pull out of very smug tailspin at the Reunion.

[Bossa Nova]

38 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Of course Kathy Hilton has no idea who the guy who ran for president twice is. 

Yeah, caught that too. 

I don't think that's charming from an adult in the USA.

Shame on her.

It speaks volumes about her knowledge and her could-care-less stupidity.

[65mickey]

57 minutes ago, Shannah Banana said:

Maybe Erika is one of those people that lie when the truth sounds better?

Yep. Have you ever heard of the saying  "she'll  climb a tree to tell a lie?" I don't get the point of these crazy stories unless she is trying to come off like she has mental problems and is delusional.

Doesn't Tom have grown children? Why weren't they called and why was Erika's son called. It's a little concerning that I have to go back and rewatch a housewives show to get a grasp on what the hell is going on. 

[Pondlass1]

I’m liking PJ even more. I love salmon with mayonnaise. So great 😋

[blixie]

Quote

The things you end up doing when money is no longer a concern in your life. You lay on the ground in front of cameras and roll around and howl like a dog lol 

I mean half of Tik Tok does this. 

It was snowing in Pasadena?! It was further out. Like Alaska. 

[Thumper]

I don’t think I have ever really laughed at a RH episode like I did tonight when PK started rolling on the Tom story — fixing his foot before his head! 😂.  Now THAT was a real moment!

[ancslove]

I'm a bit torn over the Garcelle issue.  Because I want to think that Dorit's making a big deal out of nothing, except that Garcelle so quickly copped to intentionally jabbing at her because she talks too much.  And Dorit does talk too much!  But I find Garcelle's way of responding to that, if that's indeed what she was doing, extremely immature and passive-aggressive.  And it rather makes her feeling of no one taking her side against Dorit a bit off, because what?  Plenty would be happy to agree with her that Dorit talks too much and should shut up!  But none of them are going to agree that making snide side jabs is a good thing, because publicly claiming that as your strategy is just weird.

And Garcelle's participation last season was barely present, unless she was one on one and wanting to know where your money came from or how your sex life with your seriously elderly husband is.  She kept herself on the fringe last season.  It's one of the weird show things where Garcelle is really asking to feel like a full castmate, which is completely reasonable, but the framing has to be all about "friendship".  Because in real life, it's not odd for longtime friends to prioritize each other over newer acquaintances, but the show demands everyone pretend all the relationships are equal.

[bencr]

Here's what I want to know ... Did Erika's son roll his car once five times, or did he roll his car five times once each on his way back from visiting Tom. Both scenarios seem equally plausible to me ... which is to say, not.

Edited September 16, 2021 by bencr

[RealHousewife]

58 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Of course Kathy Hilton has no idea who the guy who ran for president twice is. 

I get a kick out of Kathy sometimes, but that really wasn't funny.

[mothmonsterman]

Erika is preposterous. I was cracking up when she was telling those tall tales. Mauricio and PK also had me laughing. The "just operate on the ankle" joke was gold. They don't believe that nonsense. Come ON! The women are smarter than this, they know in their hearts she's a lying ass liar. 

Edited September 16, 2021 by mothmonsterman

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, mothmonsterman said:

Erika is preposterous. I was cracking up when she was telling those tall tales. Mauricio and PK also had me laughing. The "just operate on the ankle" joke was gold. They don't believe that nonsense. Come ON! The women are smarter than this, they know if their hearts she's a lying ass liar. 

I'm not so sure anymore . . .

[65mickey]

I'm waiting for Erika to say because of Mr. Girardi's advanced dementia we had to hire a chauffeur. He drives for Mr. Girardi and for my son when he is off duty. I've never met him and of course I' m not allowed to speak to him but I believe his name is Mr. Toonces. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

Kyle:  Why did Garcelle bring that auction up?  I thought we got past that.

Well what about the content of what Garcelle said?  She was 100% right.  What about that?

Kyle:  I thought we got past that.

 

Kyle to Crystal:  We don't exclude anybody.

(5 minutes ago)

Kyle is at a facial party that deliberately excluded Sutton, Crystal, and Garcelle.

 

What is the difference between Dorit and Hilaria Baldwin?  Speaks with a fake accent, pretends she's not from America?  

Edited September 16, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[BluishGreen]

The World According to Crystal: (1) buying a $95,000 purse proves she is frugal, just like the little people, because it's an investment;  and (2) If Garcelle has any problems navigating these toxic women, it's because Garcelle has no friends.  Crystal is such a tool.

[Kiss my mutt]

1 hour ago, bosawks said:

I wonder how much it costs to have Velveeta poured on you?

If you have to ask….lol!

[sistermagpie]

1 minute ago, BluishGreen said:

The World According to Crystal: (1) buying a $95,000 purse proves she is frugal, just like the little people, because it's an investment;  and (2) If Garcelle has any problems navigating these toxic women, it's because Garcelle has no friends.  Crystal is such a tool.

What she was really saying, though, was that Garcelle actually had friends and so knew what they looked like, as opposed to bunch of people you get together with socially who don't actually like you.

[Stats Queen]

This episode was the most entertaining and LOL episode of any real housewives franchise since well before COVID.

Thank you to all the rolling cars that helped make it happen.

[laprin]

1 hour ago, Julyolo said:

So very strange that Harry Hamlin will be going to Canada.........again.

In Harry’s defense, a lot of low budget movies are shot in Canada - not straight to video cheap, but balling on a Hollywood dime. 

Edited September 16, 2021 by laprin
Typo

[RealHousewife]

The men in Erika's life are basically Roman in Fast and Furious. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 hour ago, sistermagpie said:

LOL! I love how Erika has this savant-like ability to always know exactly how many times a car flipped in an accident she heard about later.

And cars NEVER flip halfway or once.  It's always 5-6 times.  

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She always talks of Harry like he is NEVER around her. 

“Harry”? Who’s “Harry”?

Oh! You mean Harry Hamlin?

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

“Harry”? Who’s “Harry”?

Oh! You mean Harry Hamlin?

[Ms Blue Jay]

How alarming to see that old picture of Kyle.  Those old pictures of Kyle and Dorit are of completely different faces.

I'm always alarmed by how tall Crystal is.  She has this cute little baby face and I always assume she's like a tiny little baby.

I've really come to hate Dorit.  Now Dorit's using that same line Kyle did earlier "I thought we got past that."  All that statement means is "I don't want to address anything, admit anything, or talk about anything of substance.  So just shut up." 

Dorit verbally attacking Garcelle while making a bunch of other women watch: "How do we make you feel like an outsider?" 

Kyle and Dorit are just two stupid hypocritical horrible women.  

Edited September 16, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[sistermagpie]

8 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

And cars NEVER flip halfway or once.  It's always 5-6 times.  

And yet the person never has an injury that keeps Erika away from a dinner party. Did she even answer Kyle when she asked if her son, who'd just allegedly been in this terrible accident, was okay? It's like the most important thing was still Tom's eye surgery and the intruder who confronted him, didn't hurt him, but stressed him out enough that his eye popped out.

[JenE4]

PK was the MVP of this episode: He’s a 79-year-old brilliant lawyer, but, no-no, leave the brain—just fix the ankle like he’s going to be playing basketball!

I have not watched this series in years, but is Erika always as monotone and devoid of any emotion while muttering out some tragic circumstance in a clip of a few words like she’s done this entire season?!? That’s really the unbelievable part—like she’s just rattling off a grocery list to herself. Milk, car flipped [5/6] times, eggs, [brain/glaucoma/ankle] surgery, bread, fought a burglar…

[Ms Blue Jay]

41 minutes ago, bencr said:

Here's what I want to know ... Did Erika's son roll his car once five times, or did he roll his car five times once each on his way back from visiting Tom. Both scenarios seem equally plausible to me ... which is to say, not.

I don't even really understand this and yet it made me laugh until I cried.

[BluishGreen]

Ugh, I don't know why I bother, but just watched WWHL and there are Andy C. and Rinna gushing over how great Erika was at the Reunion they just filmed. They were kissing her ass up, down and sideways.  You have to wonder why...Even guest Sarah Paulson said Sutton deserved the treatment she got from Erika because she chose to put herself out there and ask questions. If this ends up becoming an Erika love fest I am done with Mr. Cohen and his evil sideshow.

Edited September 16, 2021 by BluishGreen