S11.E17: A Tale of Two Accidents

[Straycat80]

Dorito really is dumber than a box of rocks. PK is making sense. Mauricio is just higher than a kite. 

[Mr. Miner]

2 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

How high is Mauricio?

He needs a strain named after him.

[Shannah Banana]

1 minute ago, RealHousewife said:

Maybe she realized she wouldn't get any sympathy living in her beautiful home and driving her really nice car?

Maybe she's a psycho.

[QQQQ]

[bosawks]

At this point if the season doesn’t end with Erika petting a Himalayan and saying, “I expect you to die, Mr. Bond.”, I’m going to be disappointed.

[chick binewski]

You literally have 25 million reasons not to believe Erika, Dorit.

And FFS can Kyle make anything besides broccolini, lasagna and charred, moist-free salmon?

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Shannah Banana said:

Maybe she's a psycho.

Erika? No . . .

[Chicklet]

Oh I need help, PK made me laugh really hard over that brain surgery issue.

Maybe Erika has Munchausens by proxy and Tom is in danger.

[FlyingEgret]

Why do we have to hear Erika's story in flashbacks? I feel we are missing a lot of fantastical details...

[Stats Queen]

9 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

"So Tom got attacked by a herd of buffalo but he's fine, after  we put a bandaid over it. And my son was shot into space but then the parachute didn't deploy but I think he's ok too." She's got stories.

I like your version of pure fiction much better than Erika’s bizarre rambling of nonsensical actions and unrelated events: Tom Confronted a burglar, her son, the cop (who is trained to be an excellent defense ke driver in all kinds of situations) rolled his car 5 or 7 times in Pasadena because of the snow, and Tom went to the hospital because he has glaucoma. You can’t make this crap up.

I am assuming that one snowflake fell, and it caused him to swerve and his car rolled down the horrible hill that Tom had encountered 4 years ago.

[Julyolo]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

How fast do you drive in the snow to flip six times?

Apparently slow enough to count how many times the car rolls! "One, two, three, four....." I think fabrications about these car wrecks are the way Erika rolls.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I am still laughing over the idea of a snow storm in Pasadena. 

[Andi27]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

Why do we have to hear Erika's story in flashbacks? I feel we are missing a lot of fantastical details...

It's pretty funny that they have so much to fit in this season that they had to cut the Dinner from Hell II short, but there was so little to show for New York that dinners could stretch for 2 full episodes.

[Chicklet]

Maybe rolling cars is just the family tradition. Just guessing here.

[Keywestclubkid]

She always talks of Harry like he is NEVER around her. 

[chick binewski]

10 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Seriously. Why is it okay for Kyle to play these games when it was a crime that Vanderpump got others to carry the drama?

Yeah, I really hate that LVP is labelled as some kind of master manipulator when Kyle still has a Bravo contract. At least LVP provided some stories and brought us VPR and didn't have vulgar neon in her home.

[sistermagpie]

Kyle's like, "My husband and PK are saying the same things Sutton says, but somehow when I hear it in a deeper voice it makes me question it!"

[WaltersHair]

It is so strange to see Erika acting completely smug, like she has everyone fooled.

[chick binewski]

Who is this Michael boyfriend who looks like he could possibly guest start on an episode of Justified?

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Did we know that Sutton has a boyfriend?

[RoseAllDay]

What is up with Rinna’s skin?  It and her lips look terrible (more than usual).

[Chicklet]

Rinna comes to the party dressed as Cruella deVille.

[Keywestclubkid]

She brings her architect lol yesss 

[sistermagpie]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

It is so strange to see Erika acting completely smug, like she has everyone fooled.

It'll make it all the more satisfying if she goes down.

I like them pointing out that Erika should not be deciding when to do brain surgery. Why would she lie about it? Because she's in deep shit and shoveling as fast as she can, Dorit!

The fact that they're laughing at this is like the death kneel.  Sutton questioning her she could shut down by being vicious, but laughing at her stories this way really takes away their power.

[Straycat80]

Have these women never walked up steps before in high heels? Geez. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Kathy being escorted by her architect is the most Kathy Hilton thing ever. 

[bosawks]

Kathy’s “date” said “It’s pretty” with the same inflection I say “Of course” when my mother’s husband asks if I want to hear a story.

[Mr. Miner]

Kathy brought her architect. 

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Rinna comes to the party dressed as Cruella deVille.

So she more or less dressed up as Rinna . . .

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

Who is this Michael boyfriend who looks like he could possibly guest start on an episode of Justified?

He looks familiar. I think he was briefly seen in an episode last season. I have to say, they make a nice-looking couple.

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[RealHousewife]

12 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Oh I need help, PK made me laugh really hard over that brain surgery issue.

Best part of the episode for me. 

Even though I'm so entertained by the nutty Housewives, I'd rather watch "Real Husbands of Beverly Hills." 

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[eleanorofaquitaine]

Those are some pretty pedetrian-looking wedding dresses, I have to say. 

[bosawks]

You could actually see Garcelle’s eyes glaze over when Dorit said she was going to explain each dress.

[chick binewski]

So Dorit covers for Erika bc Erika pretends Dorit is a designer?

Oh look, Dorit lets Not Jagger out of her room if she can be useful to mommy's grift.

[Stats Queen]

I’m behind, but Dorit’s correction of PK’s correct usage of the word Statistician bothers me as a statistician. Dorit really is not bright.
 

PK and Mauricio rolling laughing at how none of it made sense was awesome and funny (Mauricio may be high, but I am in no place to judge.

[QQQQ]

The name of Dorit's line is a hybrid of necrophilia and cafeteria. Maybe her demographic is freaky lunch ladies.

[FlyingEgret]

Just for the sake of snark, assuming Erika's new tale is true and the ER wanted to do brain surgery and she declined, I say she hoped he wouldn't survive the drive off the cliff and she could then fulfill the prophecy and "hold his hand until the day he died"  

[rlc]

Wow- this might be a new record. Crystal went from "gosh- I feel so plain and underdressed next these women" to getting ready with her full glam squad in a matter of episodes. 

[RoseAllDay]

Okay, maybe I’m a little slow, but the ep is almost over and I’m still trying to process the car accident, snow, brain surgery, burglary, glaucoma….did I miss anything?

[chick binewski]

Oh FFS Dorit you had four women stand in dresses and called a caterer. Slow your roll. 

[bosawks]

Harry Hamlin bringing his best SNL Harry Hamlin imitation to this party

[Straycat80]

I’m sure Harry Hamlin accepts any role he can get out of the country to get away from his wife. 
oh wow, the look Garcelle just gave Kyle, if looks could kill…

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[chick binewski]

I heard penicillin can take care of vicissitudes.

[WaltersHair]

Eirka is flirting with all the husband at the party. Ladies, you better hold them close

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Of course Kathy Hilton has no idea who the guy who ran for president twice is. 

[Julyolo]

So very strange that Harry Hamlin will be going to Canada.........again.

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Best part of the episode for me. 

Even though I'm so entertained by the nutty Housewives, I'd rather watch "Real Husbands of Beverly Hills." 

What they should do is have a “Watch Party with [insert husbands’ names here]” like they’ve been doing with Sandoval & Schwartz with VPR, or a “Housewives Talk” like “Galley Talk.” I’d love to hear their commentary on this crap.

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Eirka is flirting with all the husband at the party. Ladies, you better hold them close

Only the ones with money….

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, Julyolo said:

So very strange that Harry Hamlin will be going to Canada.........again.

To play Tom Brokaw. Wow…the stories tonight!

[sistermagpie]

4 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Okay, maybe I’m a little slow, but the ep is almost over and I’m still trying to process the car accident, snow, brain surgery, burglary, glaucoma….did I miss anything?

We only ever gets to hear these stories in a mumbling burst from Erika so we stay just as confused as everyone else.