Bees52 January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 I got a phone call, and missed most of the show. I'm not complaining. Ooh- we're on page 1000! 🎉 4 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 The preview of Debbie falling will keep me going til next Sunday. 4 8 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 See you next week. Don’t urinate on my trust 4 8 Link to comment
greekmom January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 Night peeps! Glad we are back with new blood and great snark! 7 1 Link to comment
mmecorday January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 Night, all! Good chatting with you again! 6 3 Link to comment
tvrox January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said: I'll bet that's never crossed her mind, but it's an excellent solution Congratulations all on the 1000 pages of snark! We did it! Congrats everyone. So much snark. 6 1 Link to comment
LEILANI2 January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 Well this first outing was not bad at all, nice to see new faces. 7 2 Link to comment
magemaud January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, mmecorday said: Does Daniele teach Spanish? Her Spanish is very good. WOOT! Page 1000! She said she teaches high school history. Edited January 30, 2023 by magemaud 2 Link to comment
Zombness January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 Good night to all.....see you next week. 5 1 Link to comment
Gobi January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 🎵1000 pages of snark on the thread, 1000 pages of snark!🎶 We are millennials! Till next time. 1 4 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: So it’s a zero sum game? NYC or the DR? It is in Danielle's world. She's just as bad as any Tunisian love rat. She wanted to live in DR and do yoga on the beach and slurp mangoes. Johan is just a means to an end. She expects him to kiss the hem or her garment and dote on her adoringly without question. She's just another white lady who's simply outraged that a brown person is telling her what he wants. Her wants are the only ones that count. I hate her. 7 1 2 1 4 Link to comment
Doublemint January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 Back to sign out - 1000 pages! That's a lot of sheets..... See you tomorrow for Darcy. Have a good night. 5 1 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 I have a friend from Morocco (now living in NYC) who is visiting me for three days in March and I'm trying to get him hyped for this! Let's see if this works... Night all! 4 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 You all, I am so, so excited for our upcoming few months of snark journey! Especially after six long months of almost nothing, we get a new season of entertaining culture shock coming to Americans! What I am worried about, though, is TLC taking our trust in these people (Gabe) and urinating all over it. That will probably happen, so expect it. I hope to see you tomorrow around the forums and yes, I will be joining the Silva Twins snark tomorrow since I have less work to do! Have a great night. Peace out. ✌️ 6 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 Good night peeps! Great snark from everyone and glad to see some familiar faces back in the fold. Have a great Monday, see you gluttons for punishment tomorrow for Darcey and Stacey. Make sure you have either strong drink or anti nausea medications handy! 2 5 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 Whew! There’s a lot of promise in this new crew. That clip of The Skipper falling off the donkey already has me roaring. Have a great week, everybody. January flew by. Crazy, right? Good evening, all. 2 1 1 4 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Back to sign out - 1000 pages! That's a lot of sheets..... I’m glad we finally ended on a historic note. And no, I am not doing any more MILF Manor. Enough is enough. 4 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 12 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said: I'll bet that's never crossed her mind, but it's an excellent solution Congratulations all on the 1000 pages of snark! I thought that was her plan. She said she could teach yoga on the beach. Maybe Shaeeda could give her some tips. 2 3 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 12 hours ago, magemaud said: I can’t wait to meet the woman who is 43 years older than her Moroccan boyfriend. Moroccan love rat, FIFY. 7 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 12 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oh, I bet that onion hair oil makes him irresistible. He must smell like a sausage stand. I totally laughed out loud and disturbed my cat with a laugh snort. I see Carol Baskin is getting out there in the dating world in this season of 90 Day TOW. 1 6 Link to comment
magemaud January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 I hope Debbie (another one, same vintage!) doesn’t break her hip when she falls off the donkey! And I hope her Life Alert works in Morocco 1 7 Link to comment
Welshman in Ca January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 And next week we get to see an ass falling off an ass. 1 8 Link to comment
magemaud January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said: And next week we get to see an ass falling off an ass. might not be next week because that was a highlight preview of the whole season. I have a feeling they're saving the "Adventures of Elderly Debbie with her Moroccan Love Rat" for later in the season to keep us tuning in. I can't remember now what it was, but another season they kept teasing something that was going to happen, like a confrontation, fight, or secret coming out, and it didn't until the very end. And after all that hype, it was kind of anticlimactic Edited January 30, 2023 by magemaud 3 Link to comment
BAForever January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 Saving epi for weekend (or Ice Day) whichever comes first. Wanted to post on page 1000! Not sure I've read all of them, but bet I'm close. 2 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 1 hour ago, magemaud said: I can't remember now what it was, but another season they kept teasing something that was going to happen, like a confrontation, fight, or secret coming out, and it didn't until the very end. And after all that hype, it was kind of anticlimactic It is usually at the point of the US person's visit where the couple realizes they don't know each other, they don't love each other, they have not discussed money, living arrangements, expectations, religion, favorite color, home sickness, reality in the real world sense but at no time does the US person think the other person is in it solely for the green card. They fight, threats are made of breaking up and going back home and the other person has to scramble to apologize so their green card does not go home without a cz diamond ring and a proposal and then and only then do they realize their true love for each other. They throw a wedding together as if it will be the biggest event in all of (whatever town they are in), and it is usually a terrible affair attended by only one parent because the other parent thinks this whole thing is stupid. Was that what you meant? 1 3 Link to comment
magemaud January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said: Was that what you meant? Sort of. It was just something that they teased us from the beginning was going to happen then it really didn’t air for weeks into the season. Maybe it was Angela’s surprise visit to Nigeria. Whatever it was, every week we were led to believe “this is it” only to slog through the entire episode and the promised event didn’t happen. By the time it aired, it turned out to be pretty disappointing. 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 7 hours ago, magemaud said: I hope Debbie (another one, same vintage!) doesn’t break her hip when she falls off the donkey! And I hope her Life Alert works in Morocco He-e-e-e-e-e-e-lp! I’ve fallen off a donkey and I can’t get u-u-u-u-h-h-h! (said in donkey bray voice) 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 30, 2023 Share January 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said: It is usually at the point of the US person's visit where the couple realizes they don't know each other, they don't love each other, they have not discussed money, living arrangements, expectations, religion, favorite color, home sickness, reality in the real world sense but at no time does the US person think the other person is in it solely for the green card. They fight, threats are made of breaking up and going back home and the other person has to scramble to apologize so their green card does not go home without a cz diamond ring and a proposal and then and only then do they realize their true love for each other. They throw a wedding together as if it will be the biggest event in all of (whatever town they are in), and it is usually a terrible affair attended by only one parent because the other parent thinks this whole thing is stupid. Was that what you meant? Lather, rinse (with rice water), repeat. 2 2 1 Link to comment
magemaud January 31, 2023 Share January 31, 2023 (edited) On 1/29/2023 at 9:57 PM, charmed1 said: New York Dinyell looks like Desperately Seeking Susan. She DOES, but she’s Desperately Seeking Something Else Edited January 31, 2023 by magemaud 4 Link to comment
Chalby February 2, 2023 Share February 2, 2023 On 1/15/2023 at 6:31 PM, Auntie Anxiety said: How does it never occur to these oldies that their young husbands will want kids in the future? I think that (during this last decade) women are opting to freeze their eggs at an optimal age (30?). That way they're not forced to choose between future goals and children. So this shouldn't be that much of an issue in the future. Link to comment
Baltimore Betty February 2, 2023 Share February 2, 2023 (edited) 12 hours ago, Chalby said: I think that (during this last decade) women are opting to freeze their eggs at an optimal age (30?). That way they're not forced to choose between future goals and children. So this shouldn't be that much of an issue in the future. It maybe becoming more common and it is a wonderful thing to be able to have that choice but when you are 50 years old and running after a 29 year old guy having a baby is so not a part of that mind set and if the 50 year old woman gets that 29 year old and he wants a baby...I call that a smoke screen, if he really wants a kid he should have gone after a much younger woman. Same goes for the guys that are Muslim and insist his religion is of the utmost importance to them, why go after a non Muslim then? At 50 who has the energy for a toddler, menopause zaps your energy and also zaps the bit of freedom you may have to go about your life as you wish. If you are childless at 50 there is a good chance you did not want children but if it has been something you have always wanted you would have been trying all the ways to get pregnant thru most of your child bearing years, it is not something you decide to try being peri-menopausal. Sorry but these people are so stupid, rant over. Edited February 2, 2023 by Baltimore Betty 3 1 Link to comment
GrammyPammy February 4, 2023 Share February 4, 2023 (edited) On 1/29/2023 at 7:11 PM, magemaud said: On 1/29/2023 at 7:08 PM, judylo said: I meant the stern looking girl with the lace collar and the squeaky clean looking guy I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out who you were talking about…I think it ‘s Corey’s Mormon brother and his wife! Edited February 4, 2023 by GrammyPammy Add photo 2 1 2 Link to comment
magemaud February 4, 2023 Share February 4, 2023 9 hours ago, GrammyPammy said: I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out who you were talking about…I think it ‘s Corey’s Mormon brother and his wife! That's them! I tuned in just at the end and thought they were a couple that I didn't remember being on the show, but they were just there as "guests." Thanks for the clarification. 1 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker February 5, 2023 Share February 5, 2023 18 hours ago, GrammyPammy said: I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out who you were talking about…I think it ‘s Corey’s Mormon brother and his wife! When I said “American Gothic Girl,” THIS is who I was referring to. 1 1 1 1 Link to comment
magemaud February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Don't forget to RSVP the Snark Party tonight and say what snack you're bringing to share 2 1 1 Link to comment
Gobi February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 34 minutes ago, magemaud said: Don't forget to RSVP the Snark Party tonight and say what snack you're bringing to share I’ll try to smuggle some muffins in. 1 1 3 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 39 minutes ago, magemaud said: Don't forget to RSVP the Snark Party tonight and say what snack you're bringing to share Starburst and Italian 1 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 46 minutes ago, magemaud said: Don't forget to RSVP the Snark Party tonight and say what snack you're bringing to share I was hoping to bring some bananas, but the tree died. Bad omen. 1 7 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Cheese and crackers with some red whine 2 3 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Everyone ready for tonight’s installment of Adventures in Skanky Panky Land? 1 5 Link to comment
judylo February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 (edited) Hi all! I need some snark to distract myself tonight. I just tested positive fot Covid today! And I haven’t left the house in over a week! Edited February 6, 2023 by judylo Typo cuz I’m sick. 7 2 Link to comment
Gobi February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 I hope someone brings shrimp Alfredo a la strip club. 2 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Johan can find anyone someone better than this shrew at the resort. 2 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Hola amigos! I'm bringing the awesome cherry and white chocolate blondies I made today. Houseguest and I cooked/baked all afternoon. I am crazy tired but still able to snark, (I hope). 7 3 Link to comment
Mr. Miner February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 I’m here! All I brought is a seething hatred for Danielle. 🤷🏻♂️ 3 1 1 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 My unicorn onesie is at the dry cleaner. 2 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Johan can find anyone someone better than this shrew at the resort. He should drop her like a hot rock toot sweet. She is a thoughtless, compassionless hag. Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: My unicorn onesie is at the dry cleaner. Just put on your fairy wings, you'll be fine. 6 1 Link to comment
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