90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[charmed1]

I think Rebecca probably used that shopping cart to move into the apartment that I think is an Air BnB.

[VioletNevermind]

I can’t stand Brandon, but WTF is this?  Brandon: MOVE OUT, for God’s sake.  This is absolutely ridiculous.  Please tell me that this drama is just for the show and he really wouldn’t bring her here under ordinary circumstances.  

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh Zied, there’s a shopping cart and NO bed. Waddle away while you can

Waddle away to you? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon, move the fuck out of there stat.

[Suzywriter]

Brandon's family is insane.

[Angry Moldovan]

Maybe they should have a quiet word with howdy doody in the barn instead of scolding them like children

[Leilani]

I would leave next plane out, she must only be sticking around for the cameras.

[magemaud]

Brandon goes to Julia’s room to give her Tea because he can’t give her D 

[sainte-chapelle]

I honestly feel bad for Zied in this moment

[Eldemarge]

Oooooh shit, this pasty bitch just threw Julia under the bus like a PUNK.  Get on a plane, girl.  This is who he is.

[Frozendiva]

Advertize for a farm hand and pay the person.

[TMI]

Brandon throw Julia under the bus...what a wimp...

[kacesq]

I hate Brandon, he can’t stand up to his parents for his fiancée? It’s not Julia’s fault, you idiot. It’s yours. Have your balls descended yet?

[Arynm]

Brandon just put all the blame right on Julia. So gross

[Pepper Mostly]

YES JULIA! PREACH! YOU ARE NOT A FARMHAND!

[magemaud]

Brandon goes to Julia’s room to give her Tea because he can’t give her D 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon has to steal his testicles back from his mother’s purse.

[Floatingbison]

It's the Brandon Tea Ban!!!!!!  This means war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited January 18, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Mercolleen]

Father Brandon "I don't even see you when you get up in the morning 'cause I'm out there doing animals!"

I don't even know how to react. to this porch scene.
 

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon isn't helping the situation. I'm glad Julia is standing up for herself.

[greekmom]

I really wonder what will happen after they marry?

What's the parent's excuse going to be then?

[Gobi]

"It feeds the animals in the morning or it gets the hose."

[JennyMominFL]

I want to smack the smirk off of moms face

[Leilani]

This seems like Sharp's idea of Lucy and Ethel on a Farm 90 Day Edition.  Let's take a Russian go go dancer and put her on a farm with a mama's boy, except with a Buried In The Back Yard Oxygen twist.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Leilani

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Waddle away to you? 

If you insist

[GrammyPammy]

Brandon’s parents are wound up WAYYYYYYY too tight. 

[Floatingbison]

Brandon does NOT give a BDE vibe.

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

LOL! "I’m out there doing animals."

Oh, thank goodness I’m not the only childish Primetimer here. 

[Mercolleen]

Also, where are the interiors where they're all doing their THs? Fake backgrounds on green screens?

[LennieBriscoe]

Brandon should look his parents  in the eyes and say, "First day I inherit, I sell."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Julia, Brandon will always be putting his mother first. Get used to it. And he will always blame his transgressions in you. If this isn’t what you want, get back on a plane.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Christ, now his father is telling Brandon he can't bring Julia a lousy cup of fucking tea? What. An. Asshole. Brandon, grow a pair for fucks sake. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Howdy doody has such a punchable face. He reminds me of a paper mache puppet. Like Punch and Judy 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brandon has to steal his testicles back from his mother’s purse.

I think his balls might be in the tub o’crickets in the kitchen. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

Brandon just put all the blame right on Julia. So gross

Exactly! How dare he say it's HER fault and throw her under the bus immediately when he gets in trouble? He is acting like such a fucking chump.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit guys...Brandon makes Julia tea?!?>? What a terrible son.

[Zombness]

I really feel sorry for Julia, Brandon is such a wimp that he cannot stand up to his hideous parents.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

I want to smack the smirk off of moms face

Yes, she was sooo happy when Julia walked away - mission accomplished!

[Emmeline]

31 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I will keep it on point but I hope all my American friends stay safe and things go well on Wednesday.

Thank You! 🙏 ❤️

[DNR]

Julia please GO HOME  the way Brandon just sits there and takes his parents bullshit infuriates me!  Don’t bring her tea ? Stay out of her room ? F**CK YOU OLD MAN 

[Gobi]

" Brandon, no more teabagging Julia. "

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I hate Brandon, he can’t stand up to his parents for his fiancée? It’s not Julia’s fault, you idiot. It’s yours. Have your balls descended yet?

I think not, they are still way up there. Perhaps medical intervention is needed

[greekmom]

If and when Brandon and Julia tie the knot I hope they are super loud and bitch Betty and Ron can't find their ear plugs.

[magemaud]

If they add Minty to the threesome, Tarik can change the necklace to read “Tarzelty” 

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Howdy doody has such a punchable face. He reminds me of a paper mache puppet. Like Punch and Judy 

He is a step away from being Alfred E Neuman

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm sure Brandon is a totally different person when he's not in his parents' orbit. I bet he's adventurous and likes to do fun things. They're just a twenty something couple doing twenty something things, at least until his parents tighten the net. 

Last week's ep was pretty goods I recall. 

And the way Father Brandon snarls, through gritted teeth, that Julia is using HOT WATER and is sleeping INSIDE THE HOUSE. Unlike the other young girls who've been lured to the farm, I guess. The ones they fed bread and water and worked 16 hours a day and slept in the barn. 

Yep,  definitely Satin worshipers or hopping zombies for sure 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I want to smack the smirk off of moms face

I'll get in line right behind you. 

"Brandon, you will no longer bring Julia a cup of tea in the morning. She will wait in her room until your mother unlocks the door and lets her out to go to work. Idle hands are the devil's workshop".

[sainte-chapelle]

Brandon “tell me what to do” wuss. Father Brandon “ he can’t bring you tea “ oh fuck off you jealous grey hair dried up wind bag. 

Edited January 18, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[mmecorday]

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Brandon should look his parents  in the eyes and say, "First day I inherit, I sell."

"And I'm going to report you, Dad, for doing the animals."

[Emmeline]

Brandon in throwing Julia under the bus.  She should tell him to forget the tea, get up earlier and do the farm chores himself!  

im starting to wonder if I should cancel Xfinity tv and just go with the apps.  This is getting out of hand.