90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[peaceknit]

3 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

Is it my eyesight or does Yara have a butterface?

Why yes, yes she does.

[brillia79]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Yara idolizes the Kardashians? Yikes. Jovi is not going to give you that lifestyle.

I mean, Robert, Kris, Kim and Ray J are the reason they have that lifestyle. Kim doesn’t have her money because of any husband. Miss Moneybags is gonna leave for Los Angeles ASAP 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I can just feel the sizzle between these two.  It's a love story that will resonate through the centuries.

A tale as old as time.

[sainte-chapelle]

So the blonde Kardasian moved across the world but poor Jovi feels no need to experience other states or cultures because ”why”... he is a piece of shit

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Julia is a victim of no-sex farm trafficking.

Oh just you wait. I bet Papa Brandon has plans for Julia. "Julia, it seems you don't really enjoy farm work. So we had some other ideas about how you can contribute...."

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

I heard that they are very good and the Korean women do have an awesome complexion.

 

They are also not expensive. If you can splash out a bit try signing up for Mishi Box, its a monthly subscription box with a variety of Korean beauty products. its about $22 a month, is a bit more than Birch box or Ipsy but really worth it. 

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

That teeny tiny rug is going to get filthy fast.

At least they can just toss it in the washer.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Novi needs a drink.

Well, it is after 10 AM. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

In her confessionals, Yara looks exactly like Marlon Wayans in White Chicks.

Call 911, I’m dead!

[mamadrama]

I'm no fan of Yara, but NonJovi has a face that makes me irrationally ragey. 

[Frozendiva]

My carpet is ivory. Anything that drops can stain it. Would not want a white rug.

[mmecorday]

Don't people usually set off fireworks at night? When you can actually see them?

[Mercolleen]

What is happening with Yara's sleeves in the purple dress? Did she pull the shoulders down to try to look "sexy"? And now the puff sleeves are decorating her upper arms?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I did, for a free trial and I will not be re-upping after a week.  There is no Pillow Talk at all, and I am not interested in any of the new 90 Day content.  I dont need to see or hear Tarik rapping.  Ever.

A white rug?  Clearly she has never cleaned a home.

Here come the tears over Jovi McTeeth leaving.

That is right, buy her stuff!!! 

Is the true crime content any good?

[Leilani]

Sharps sure likes to stick to a theme: have foreigner feed farm animals or fish and if you don't have either, find a rat or ant pile.

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Pretty sure Ryan would be fine having her give him the money directly while he stays home and does whatever he wants versus showing up for work and having everyone at the hotel laughing at him showing up and working a job his sugar mama pays for.

I bet she claims a tax deduction.

[OoogleEyes]

Fireworks in the daytime.  Um...yay?

[Straycat80]

Wasn’t it snowy and winter last week in Sequim? Now it looks like Spring. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is the true crime content any good?

Let me check!

[Hotel Snarker]

Why are they shooting fireworks during the day?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

I'm no fan of Yara, but NonJovi has a face that makes me irrationally ragey. 

I just want to smack those enormous champers of his

[Leilani]

Natalie makes me want to shake her til her jaws unclench.

[nytonc]

Poor Mike. He’s fighting a losing battle with Natalie’s crazy. 

[hookedontv]

Natalie at the washer/dryer is giving me flashbacks to the Brady Bunch episode where the washer overloads with suds. 

[Pondlass1]

I don’t think Korean products are cruelty free... 

[Frozendiva]

Buy the pods, Natalie. Some of them have everything.

[greekmom]

Geez louise. If she wants to know what the heck bleach is uh GOOGLE!?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

That “softener” will work wonders on red t-shirts. Remember when we used to bleach our jeans?

[magemaud]

22 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

 

You just can't work on a farm and know what to do within a day. Wait til she has to kill a chicken.

 

Maybe Ari can tell her how to slaughter a sheep

[Gobi]

"It says wash with like colors, but it doesn't say like, what colors."

Edited January 4, 2021 by Gobi

[Bees52]

MIKE! Come save the laundry from Natalie before it's all one color!! HURRY!

[goofygirl]

If Yara already HATES New Orleans, what's left??  She could invite Natalie to come down for the month. At least it's not the COUNTRY.  She could invite Julia too!

I'm curious where Amira is exactly.  DETAINED in MEXICO CITY??? WHUT???

[hisbunkie]

13 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Someone needs to call the labor department, this is foreign worker exploitation 

I’m trying to figure out where I stand with Julia and the farm chores.  Obviously, this is a hobby farm.  A couple of animals that need to  fed in the AM.  I understand Julia being a guest, however, was she expecting to hang around the farm?  Sleep till noon, get up and prepare for Brandon’s arrival from work?  
It appears to me that Brandon’s parents sponsored Julia.  They must have expectations.  They seem pretty up front.  It that we’re me, I’d want to pull my weight by helping out.

 

[Zombness]

Natalie if you put colors with bleach.....I got news for you???

[bravofan27]

I've lived in the US my entire life and I still don't know how to use all those compartments on the washing machine.  I pray after each use. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Natalie..,the cat did not bite you...she was sweetly sitting on your lap. The only bitch is you. Spoiler, if I cat bites you it requires medical attention due to high infection rates...stupid bitch

Edited January 4, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[kacesq]

Ya know...Natasha here knew she’d be home while the idiot worked. Why do none of these entitled fiancés plan for this?

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Upon rewatch, I am firmly and totally Team Julia. She can come here, I'd take her in. My son could introduce her to some of his friends. She does not have to share her home with a bunch of live crickets. 

Is your son single? Are you sure you want her as a daughter in law? 

[Frozendiva]

You wash dark colours together, light colours together.

[mmecorday]

Aw, she doesn't get any respect at all. Like Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, she kind of has eyes like he did.

[nytonc]

Natalie is alone in vood with moose and squirrel. 

Edited January 6, 2021 by nytonc

[mamadrama]

My first European meltdown was trying to buy laundry detergent and fabric softener in Croatia. Of course, I didn't have a smart phone with Google and Google Translate at my disposal...

[Hotel Snarker]

OK, bleach is one of the most commonly cleaning agents in the world. It is most easily identifiable by it's strong smell. There is no way Natalie doesn't know what bleach is even if she can't read the label.

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Is the true crime content any good?

There is a new show with Joe Kenda, plus a few others, but 98 percent is available on ID.

Just sbout every couple has an "Our Story" show but who wants to watch them again? Not me.

 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Buy the pods, Natalie. Some of them have everything.

The kids say they can get you high too, might make life bearable 

[Frozendiva]

I have my blue ball that I load my fabric softener in to, and my Tide pod.

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Happy New Year everyone! I'm excited for the new episode tonight!

By the way, today's my birthday 🙂

Happy birthday!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie: We really don’t know if we are suited for each other.

Me: Then why are you constantly talking about marriage?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

The kids say they can get you high too, might make life bearable 

I can use a more bubbly personality sometimes.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Ya know...Natasha here knew she’d be home while the idiot worked. Why do none of these entitled fiancés plan for this?

Yet, she kicked out Uncle Beau.  Maybe she is aiming to upgrade to the barn, since she's deemed his pre-fab home unacceptable.

[Doublemint]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

"Nobody pees on the street in New Orleans."

Bourbon Street is 100% piss and vomit.

Happy Birthday @hotel snarker!

 

[Zombness]

Natalie....go back....you thought were going to live in the city...well.....you should have googled where Mike lived.

[Trackdawg]

31 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Happy New Year everyone! I'm excited for the new episode tonight!

By the way, today's my birthday 🙂

Oh, and Grangela and I got you a cake: