90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mr. Miner]

Bunion is useless! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

She had the baby two weeks before her due date and they’re completely unprepared to the point where they don’t even have a crib or baby bath.  I just . . . don’t get it. 

Priorities again. Right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

My senior year my boyfriend got me a birthday present. My mother said biys only got you presents if you put out. 

My mother used to talk about girls who “let.”

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

My senior year my boyfriend got me a birthday present. My mother said biys only got you presents if you put out. 

Mine too..bought me my very first album.. TOMMY 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Call him Nicholas. Everyone likes Nick. Nick's your bud.

That was one of my top picks for a boy’s name. Except in the movie Bachelor Party there was Nick the Dick. 😂

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

My senior year my boyfriend got me a birthday present. My mother said biys only got you presents if you put out. 

Lol. My mum would just have looked up from her cigarette disapprovingly 

[Gobi]

The suspense is palpable. Will they get a lower price?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Do they have diapers?

The struggle is real 🤡

[Auntie Anxiety]

I bet Areola isn’t finding Bunion as appealing as he was initially, and I’m not talking about the dreads.

[Straycat80]

Times have changed so much with babies...my grandma put her babies in dresser drawers, washed them in the kitchen sink, had one that was premature and put him by an open oven door to keep him warm. Everyone survived. 

[Frozendiva]

Wonder if Ariela is expecting a 'push' present?

[greekmom]

While I like the name Gabriel, Gabe reminds me of Welcome Back Kotter.

[Eldemarge]

They've been fighting more after the baby was born.  Raise your hand if you are shocked by this...

[Pepper Mostly]

I bathed my son in the kitchen sink. I had so much baby stuff but I didn't use a fifth of it. I gave most of it away. The only things I used in abundance were receiving blankets, cloth diapers (I used disposables for him but cloth diapers are super useful), onesies, baby washcloths, and bottles. And binkies. 

Edited October 19, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bunion, better get your crying towel out because there is no way Areola can be away from her over-bearing best friend mother.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bet Areola isn’t finding Bunion as appealing as he was initially, and I’m not talking about the dreads.

Who cares this? Let's talk about MUSIC 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Mine too..bought me my very first album.. TOMMY 

Mine got me a bike! 

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

While I like the name Gabriel, Gabe reminds me of Welcome Back Kotter.

I love the nickname Gabe. It sounds friendly and accessible. 

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear god, they're going to start grilling Ari? She's two hours post party and full of pain killers! It will keep! 

Seriously, she has 40 days! 

[greekmom]

I know Areola is going to freak out with that moses bed.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Times have changed so much with babies...my grandma put her babies in dresser drawers, washed them in the kitchen sink, had one that was premature and put him by an open oven door to keep him warm. Everyone survived. 

I bathed my daughter in the kitchen sink, at that time we had a new house with a huge sink

[Auntie Anxiety]

My babies were too big to bathe in the kitchen sink. Bathing them in the bathtub killed my back, to this day.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Mine too..bought me my very first album.. TOMMY 

That's a double album!

[LucyEth]

She really wants that name Aviel and nickname Avi, he is not going for it, I don’t blame him.  Don’t like it at all.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

 

Wonder if Ariela is expecting a 'push' present?

 

And nobody gave her a baby shower! 

[Rabithed]

Yuck...Darcy, Stacy and their boys gross me out. 🤮 They are all so tacky and juvenile. 

[brillia79]

Naturally, the only way to ensure your American girlfriend doesn’t take the baby and leave the country is to... 

... have a baby with an Christian Ethiopian woman who doesn’t threaten to take the baby away. How did Binyam not learn this before? You are going to lose this baby too!

[Doublemint]

6 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Call him Nicholas. Everyone likes Nick. Nick's your bud.

I wanted to name my baby Nicholas (if it was a boy).   My Mother Hated that name.   So, no, not everyone likes it!   I have a girl - Gina.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Who cares this? Let's talk about MUSIC 

I'm okay with that.  

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mine got me a bike! 

I love the nickname Gabe. It sounds friendly and accessible. 

I like it too. But she prefers the other one because it sounds like her name.

[Angry Moldovan]

There should be an international treaty to stop American women accidentally falling on un-rubbered penis until they can pass a basic life skills test

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

While I like the name Gabriel, Gabe reminds me of Welcome Back Kotter.

🎶Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out🎶🎶🎶

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I know Areola is going to freak out with that moses bed.

I used them with my boys.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My mother used to talk about girls who “let.”

I started taking the pill just in case I decided to become sexually active. My mother was 'very disappointed ' but I thought I was being pretty responsible.

[TMI]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So their plan was for Mom to bring stuff from the US when she came? She couldn’t send it ahead of time? She only had the kid a week before it’s due date. How are they so unprepared?

she must be bringing a name with her too.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I bathed my daughter in the kitchen sink, at that time we had a new house with a huge sink

Same

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Times have changed so much with babies...my grandma put her babies in dresser drawers, washed them in the kitchen sink, had one that was premature and put him by an open oven door to keep him warm. Everyone survived. 

That's what my mother said!  "you don't need a lot of stuff! you can put a baby in a dresser drawer!" 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

 

I know Areola is going to freak out with that moses bed

 

But it was good enough for Moses! 

[greekmom]

Problem is both names are tied to their respective religions.

Maybe a compromise of Jacob?

[Auntie Anxiety]

My first boyfriend was named Avram, Ave for short.

[LucyEth]

Seriously I cannot take anymore reading subtitles.  It’s driving me nuts and giving me vertigo!

[Gobi]

Will Yazan escape the assassins that are after him?

[Angry Moldovan]

They should call the baby Zied. Simple and evocative

[lamujerdecente]

Cheesdick and his enabling mother/therapy  session, is better than valium. I m about to pass out.

 

[magemaud]

I think Ariel is holding out for a bris and a naming ceremony 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Yazan. Brittney is going to turn into a quiet, compliant woman who always covers herself up and doesn’t drink when you marry her.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I wanted to name my baby Nicholas (if it was a boy).   My Mother Hated that name.   So, no, not everyone likes it!   I have a girl - Gina.

LOL, "Trevor" was on my short list. I'm from Boston. A friend said "Oh, TREVA! That's a nice name!". and it was removed from the short list at once. I named him Miles, which suits him very well. Years later there was a guy in his peer group named Trevor who was a real little shit and I was super glad I'd made the choice I did. 

[Mercolleen]

Goodness me, Father Yazan isn't fucking around!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I started taking the pill just in case I decided to become sexually active. My mother was 'very disappointed ' but I thought I was being pretty responsible.

My family was so religious, only sex after marriage and you didn’t talk about it. Thankful to Planned Parenthood where back in the day I could go to anonymously for birth control pills.

[VioletNevermind]

I would be curious to see Yazan clean-shaven.  He has quite the Jay Leno jawline there.  

Edited October 19, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I started taking the pill just in case I decided to become sexually active. My mother was 'very disappointed ' but I thought I was being pretty responsible.

That’s why I donate the PP to this day!  I asked for EVERYTHING and even they said it was probably overkill.  I was IN LOVE but not stupid.