90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael is really talking about how he fell in love with the thoughts of the green card.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, you can have spam, egg, bacon and spam. That's not got much spam in it. 

 I love spam! I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam!

[mmecorday]

Am I missing out on life by not accepting friend requests from random Nigerians?

[sagittarius sue]

7 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Ready for the Best of the Beast?

Just a little update.

[peaceknit]

The stripes on Grangela's dress are making me dizzy.

[Leilani]

WTF is Andrei in the wrong here in anyway?  This is gaslighting.

[Toodleoo]

AHAHAHAHAH I was going to try to get shit done tonight but after the handcuffs and penis warmer I had to log in *dead*

[kacesq]

Somewhere Yolanda is seething with jealousy over Grangela’s earrings.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Am I missing out on life by not accepting friend requests from random Nigerians?

Perhaps your prince awaits you there!

[kacesq]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

AHAHAHAHAH I was going to try to get shit done tonight but after the handcuffs and penis warmer I had to log in *dead*

Come be with us. We understand lol.

[Zombness]

Total submission ..............with Angie???  No way!!!

[Leilani]

Angela's heart necklace is too small, I can barely see it. #sarcasm

[mmecorday]

I'm thinking that Angela has a lot of Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood records.

[hula-la]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

<quiet voice> What is the purpose of a penis warmer? Is that a real thing?

I don’t have a penis, but if I did, I don’t know if I’d want it to be warm. 

[Grifter Lives]

Do Side Chicks have to go through Nigerian marriage counseling?

[Angry Moldovan]

George Costanza did teach us about shrinkage 

[mmecorday]

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Angela's heart necklace is too small, I can barely see it. #sarcasm

I need a magnifying glass to see her LOVE earrings.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Somewhere Yolanda is seething with jealousy over Grangela’s earrings.

Last week I opined that Grangie bought them from Yolanda’s newest collection: Catfished by Williams.

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Am I missing out on life by not accepting friend requests from random Nigerians?

I got one this week on facebook. 

[brillia79]

I don’t agree with these marriage counselors, but Angela doesn’t want an equal partner. She wants Michael to be submissive to her.

[mmecorday]

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George Costanza did teach us about shrinkage 

"I WAS IN THE POOL!"

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Why didn't Usman and BGL have to go through all this rigamarole when they got married?

Because the whole thing is made up? Just another one of Sharp's "Oh, those crazy foreigners" tropes. 

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Come be with us. We understand lol.

We are your people. Do not resist. 

[Toodleoo]

Ooooh this happy hour is gonna get sad lol

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Angela from Abuser 101: "Don't say anything that will make me get mad."

Yep!!  "Look what you made me do!!!"

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, hula-la said:

I don’t have a penis, but if I did, I don’t know if I’d want it to be warm. 

Well, if cold water tends to shrink perhaps a warmer causes it to grow?

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

 

<quiet voice> What is the purpose of a penis warmer? Is that a real thing?

 

I took a chance and Googled it and all I got were some knitted novelty items that you’d give someone as a joke especially if they lived in a COLD CLIMATE! Also known as a “cock sock”  

[Andi27]

This show is good for consistently reminding me of what I'm missing out on by not being active on Facebook...

[Leilani]

If your boyfriend needs a penis warmer, maybe he's just not that into you.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

I got one this week on facebook. 

I get 2 or 3 a week on IG.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

We are your people. Do not resist. 

I...I'm home again

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

 

We are your people. Do not resist. 

Resistance is futile.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, hula-la said:

I don’t have a penis, but if I did, I don’t know if I’d want it to be warm. 

Aaaaaaand, DEAD

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I need a magnifying glass to see her LOVE earrings.

She's so subtle, sending a message to the marriage counselors. I stand in awe of her tact. 

[Bees52]

Wow that counselor advised Angela to give total submission to her husband. She evidently doesn't know anything about that shrieking, bossy, lady

at  all!

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We are your people. Do not resist. 

Resistance is futile.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

If your boyfriend needs a penis warmer, maybe he's just not that into you.

Hahaha, ya think? Into you is not where he's headed, if you get my drift. 

[Grifter Lives]

Angela didn't need to produce her divorce certificate, unlike her doppelganger, BGL.  

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Wow that counselor advised Angela to give total submission to her husband. She evidently doesn't know anything about that shrieking, bossy, lady

at  all!

She might have been hoping that if she gave one extreme, with Grangie being on the other, that the result might end up somewhere in the tolerable middle.

Miiight.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahaha, ya think? Into you is not where he's headed, if you get my drift. 

That was a Benny hill level of double entendre 

[Frozendiva]

Too bad the Silva twins don't seem interesting or compelling - except in the trainwreck way.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Resistance is futile.

You will be assimilated.

[Emmeline]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Libby: I’m so mad at you that I don’t know if I can marry you a second time.

Me: What the hell am I watching?

They are so stupid.  Just pull it together for Andrei’s family.  If they could have paid for their own “2nd” wedding they could have left Libby’s family at home.  At least we don’t have to deal with the sisters.                                                                   
 

Angela has been stepping up her wardrobe game lately.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[magemaud]

I wonder if the penis warmer matches the Trump boxers

[Angry Moldovan]

Speaking of train wrecks......

[tvrox]

Hi all!!! Hope you're doing well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Larissa enters the kitchen aaaaannnnnnnnddddd SCENE.

[Coltee Gal]

I brought stacks or dollar bills to make it rain.

[peaceknit]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Too bad the Silva twins don't seem interesting or compelling - except in the trainwreck way.

TLC is pushing that show HARD.

[Gobi]

Never judge a woman until you have walked on her shoes for a mile.

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Wow that counselor advised Angela to give total submission to her husband. She evidently doesn't know anything about that shrieking, bossy, lady

at  all!

I had a world class eyeroll at that one.  Submit?  Yeah.....good luck!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

That was a Benny hill level of double entendre 

I miss Benny Hill.