90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Michael doesn't have a job??

He does but he doesn’t get paid for pretending to luv Miss Grangela

[greekmom]

Even IF (and that's a big IF) Micahel was able to get the the US he would leave as soon as he sees how Angela lives.

[cyberfruit]

i'm so sad that i can't snark in real time with y'all anymore! consequences of cutting the cord (not ready to commit to live tv again just yet). hopefully i can catch up when tonight's episodes become, uh, "available"

[Floatingbison]

Is that Cookie Dough?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is this lovely lady in the glasses Michael's sister? I like her. she's cool. 

I like her too, logical and well dressed not like sloppy Angela

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

I don't recall that they set anything up.

It was awful, swampy

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to rescue Colt’s cats. Call PETA.

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt and His Performing Cats, next on Hollywood Palace! 

[greekmom]

The Emotional Incest couple.

[Grifter Lives]

So, do Colt & Debbie now have 6 or 7 cats?  

[tvrox]

Oh Coltee, those were always your cats. 

[Frozendiva]

Debbie is unlikely to like any of Coltee's girlfriends. Too much competition.

[KelseyNikki614]

Colt thinks it's cute when he says 'my mom is my best friend' but it's actually real creepy. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Oh .... the Colte drama with Mamma Debbie!!

I'd much rather watch the kitties!

[Floatingbison]

Debbie is already plotting how to destroy her son/lover's relationship.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb thought that Colt was hers once and for all. Too bad, Deb.

[Toodleoo]

Super sick of Doltee and Mombie.

[Grifter Lives]

As long as Larissa's in this country, Colt shouldn't be involved...

She can be here for 7 years.  One more reason that Colt's an Incel.

[Mr. Miner]

Colt and Debbie are pathetic, a little bit.

[Angry Moldovan]

Does drunk Debs have her teeth in?

[Frozendiva]

People judge everyone. Debbie will judge to see if the girl can out-do her.

[peaceknit]

Sliding in late, how y'all doing? Ooops wrong show :p

[LilaFowler]

A J-1 visa is a non-immigrant visa issued by the United States to research scholars, professors and exchange visitors participating in programs that promote cultural exchange, especially to obtain medical or business training within the U.S.

How does Jess qualify for this?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why does Deb’s mug say Best Stepdad Ever?

[TazDevil]

I'm more intrigued by the "Best Step-Dad Ever" mug

Edited July 6, 2020 by TazDevil

[Toodleoo]

Dolt has the second most punchable face in America.

[FrancescaFiore]

It just occurred to me that Debbie has the voice of a dwarf. I don't want to use the m word cuz I don't want to offend anyone, so suffice to say Debbie sounds like she's a member of the Lollipop Guild. Just close your eyes and listen without looking at her.

[Floatingbison]

How does Debbie get vote on what Coltee does?

Edited July 6, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Frozendiva]

Giveaway mug? Swag from somewhere? Garage sale?

[kacesq]

Coltee is so smug and condescending for someone who’s accomplished very little.

evening, all! Hoping the neighbors recognize that the 4th is over and they can stop with their crappy fireworks.

[brillia79]

Debbie, creepy Coltee is trying to get it in. It’s the only halfway normal thing about him. Quit cocky blocking.

[Mercolleen]

The stickers all over Mykull's steering wheel are fascinating.

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, please, Mother Colt.  This old bat has caused more than her share of problems without blaming the Brazilian girl(s) Colt insists on getting entangled with.  The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[KelseyNikki614]

When Debbie says 'over my dead body' will Colt move to Brazil, she means it literally. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, cyberfruit said:

i'm so sad that i can't snark in real time with y'all anymore! consequences of cutting the cord (not ready to commit to live tv again just yet). hopefully i can catch up when tonight's episodes become, uh, "available"

I ditched cable and got YouTube TV! I can watch live TV, DVR anything I want, its great! 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Does drunk Debs have her teeth in?

She has them in for the Talking Head, but it doesn't look like it when talking to Coltee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb is upset because the umbilical cord doesn’t reach as far as Brazil.

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt you just met her ..she is not the love of your life yet

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why does Deb’s mug say Best Stepdad Ever?

It's for Jack Daniels.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Dolt has the second most punchable face in America.

Who is first?  Pole?

[Toodleoo]

Is the cameraman drunk? LOL WTF

 

edit: sorry, cameraperson

Edited July 6, 2020 by Toodleoo

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, FrancescaFiore said:

It just occurred to me that Debbie has the voice of a dwarf. I don't want to use the m word cuz I don't want to offend anyone, so suffice to say Debbie sounds like she's a member of the Lollipop Guild. Just close your eyes and listen without looking at her.

The Oompa Loompas!!!

[kacesq]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

The stickers all over Mykull's steering wheel are fascinating.

From the Louis Vuitton for Autozone collection....

[Frozendiva]

I thought the cats were shedding and then saw that the flying stuff on the screen was feathers for Pillow Talk.

[Grifter Lives]

Debbie can't hide her glee at new meat (Jess).  

[LilaFowler]

Are creeps like Coltee born or raised? That is the question.

[Emmeline]

7 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Michael doesn't have a job??

If any of the fiancés had a job I’d keel over.  After a few cocktails of course.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Coltee is so smug and condescending for someone who’s accomplished very little.

I've been thinking how his face is so punchable!

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

A J-1 visa is a non-immigrant visa issued by the United States to research scholars, professors and exchange visitors participating in programs that promote cultural exchange, especially to obtain medical or business training within the U.S.

How does Jess qualify for this?

Same way Melania did LOL

[kendi]

Hi folks. I''m not feeling good about any of these couples. This should be "Happily" Never After. However, I'm feeling good about all your snarky tidbits so here we go!

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