90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mr. Miner]

Her coochie smells so bad she had to light a cigarette.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Most fruit juice is very caloric.

[Emmeline]

How is it possible that Angela is walking around with only ace bandages around her chest.  Don’t they usually have them wear a special bra for a while.  I also cannot believe she is talking about a facial surgery before she loses the weight.  I didn’t even understand having the breast surgery pre-weight loss.

[Grifter Lives]

It doesn't look like she's wearing any compression garments under her tank top.  In fact, her stomach flab is hanging over.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Why the fuck is Angela out buying stuff in a juice bar? She’s such an ass. You just had weight loss surgery. 
 

I hope she shits herself. 

I’m sure her plan does not say juice.  Sugar free protein shakes, sugar-free flat waters, water-water, plain broth, etc. no juice. Certainly no fruits and veggies yet...smoothie or not

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Him being so dismissive of how fucking shitty her friend was to attack her at their first meeting is disgusting. Have I mentioned that I hate this gaslighting jerk too?

(patting sofa) you come right on over and sit next to me. We will plot our rescue of Julia. 

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Why the fuck is Angela out buying stuff in a juice bar? She’s such an ass. You just had weight loss surgery. 
 

I hope she shits herself. 

And she has no one there to wipe her ass! 

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I love water! Especially with a squeeze of fresh lemon. Otherwise I take an unsweet tea with lemon.

I drink water too, all the time. Occasionally I have iced coffee. I am from Boston after all. 

[Armchair Critic]

Angela doesn't realize Michael is from another culture, the only thing they had in common was her boobs. I hope that man never makes it to the U.S. his life will be miserable with her.

[brillia79]

Just now, tvrox said:

Angela is still smoking, jeez. And that terrible mask she is wearing is not protecting anyone. 

There’s nothing better for surgical incision healing than cigarettes. Supposedly.

[Hotel Snarker]

Outside smoothie bar...lighting up a cancer stick. Good job Angela.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Most fruit juice is very caloric.

I looked up the calories for a fruit smoothie I had, it was no better than a milk shake!

[Hotel Snarker]

Hahahahahaa he hung up on her. Hilarious!

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Angela doesn't realize Michael is from another culture, the only thing they had in common was her boobs. I hope that man never makes it to the U.S. his life will be miserable with her.

If she has JOJO wiping her cooch, it's unimaginable what she will expect from Michael.

[My Girls]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I looked up the calories for a fruit smoothie I had, it was no better than a milk shake!

Damn it, now I want a McD's chocolate shake.

[greekmom]

Micheal is seeing his green card go up in smoke.

[Frozendiva]

Improve her looks for a man?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie got the surgery for her health. Hahahaha

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm glad Michael hung up. She treats him really terrible and then talks shit about him to everyone.

[Frozendiva]

Double post. Page loading is very slow tonight.

Edited May 31, 2021 by Frozendiva

[sainte-chapelle]

So when Mike disagreed she dangled the Green card over his head....true love

[Grifter Lives]

Angela's face looked smoother in the sunlight - which would be counterintuitive.  These scenes could have been filmed out of sequence. 

[FrancescaFiore]

What's up with Jen's eye?

[Floatingbison]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Dee Snider IS Divine in the new "Pink Flamingos"!

Dee's a survivor.  He found a way to remain in show biz after hair metal went the way of the dodo.  Apparently he wrote scripts for Lifetime for a while!

[LEILANI2]

Angela getting all these surgeries to 'look younger' while ignorning her hair which looks dryer then the sand dunes that Nichol fell all over.

Edited May 31, 2021 by LEILANI2

[mmecorday]

I like Jennifer Aniston, but that little wink she does at the end of her snake oil commercial drives me nuts.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hahahahahaa he hung up on her. Hilarious!

And good save with the "you're beautiful like you are" BS when she got him back on the phone! 

But as soon as they get in the next fight she's going to throw the "you hung up on me" right at him, multiple times.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, FrancescaFiore said:

What's up with Jen's eye?

My problem with people who have a wonky eye is that you don’t know which eye to talk to.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Because it sounds more impressive than day care or babysitter, like they’re Kardashians. If all the siblings work for the family business, why can’t they pool their resources and have one person watch all the cousins? 

Right? Each sister could take the kids for a day. Not hard. 

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Outside smoothie bar...lighting up a cancer stick. Good job Angela.

Not to mention the free entertainment she's providing for passers-by, airing her dirty laundry in public. No one wants to hear about your boob surgery, Angie. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I like Jennifer Aniston, but that little wink she does at the end of her snake oil commercial drives me nuts.

I LOVE her hair but she needs to cool it on the Botox and facial work.

[Baltimore Betty]

8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

whoa I didn't know they remade that. John Waters is one of those people I would love to have dinner with, he makes me laugh.

I met him twice, he is an outstanding small talker!  

[Bees52]

Does Angela realize that these doctors just want to spend her money or insurance or whatever covers these surgeries? She doesn't have all of these procedures at the same time.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I'm glad Michael hung up. She treats him really terrible and then talks shit about him to everyone.

Ditto Kalani and Tiffani.  They need to rename this show 90 Day Cuck Fest.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derricos. That’s a hard pass for me.

[Maybeitsme]

8 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Well today I found out that David has a big dick and eats good pussy from the new 90 Day Foody Call, so I'm sure eventually we will find out if Asuelo is.

David who?

[Persnickety1]

28 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I KNOW! I'm sitting here thinking about what we're having for our Memorial Day picnic tomorrow.

What's on the menu? 

I just put Loren & Alexei's roasted chicken (from 90 Day Foody Call) in the oven for dinner tonight, served with lemon infused couscous and broccoli.

Because food is much more interesting than most of these chucklefucks.  

Food > HEA

[Suzywriter]

It really does look like Dr. Obeng took too much. The proportions are off. She looks too wide in the shoulders and trunk to have so little breast tissue. 

 

[Gobi]

"Double Dipping With The Doritos." Pass.

[FrancescaFiore]

Jen's idea to sneak in a nanny is as wonky as her right eye. Shut up, dimestore Wet Nurse Ivanka.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Dee's a survivor.  He found a way to remain in show biz after hair metal went the way of the dodo.  Apparently he wrote scripts for Lifetime for a while!

Good for him but I’ll bet those scripts are like limericks...single career woman in x career, engaged to rich professional but in love with x rugged guy in a small town...insert x# of quirky townsfolk no wait add one murdering babysitter 

[Pepper Mostly]

Tiffany is so pretty but her kids are really...unfortunate looking.

[Baltimore Betty]

The Tepezza lady looks like Angela with all her many sunglasses and damaged blonde hair.

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My problem with people who have a wonky eye is that you don’t know which eye to talk to.

Dead.

[TazDevil]

"Accepted" not "approved" 

I feel a bit better now.

[Hotel Snarker]

What's wrong with Carley? Her dad has a gambling addiction.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany will never give up the cold shoulder shirts. This one is a modified lacy one. 

[greekmom]

Angela still looks like Dog the bounty hunter.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Jebus Saves!

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tiffany is so pretty but her kids are really...unfortunate looking.

You worked so hard to say that gently. 🤣

[Hotel Snarker]

Tiffany is really cute but the fact that she makes terrible decisions is a huge turn off.

[For Cereals]

Tiffany look at your mom...that’s you in 15-20 years...break the cycle girl!

[FrancescaFiore]

Low: "Donald Trump, man." 

No kidding.