90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[renatae]

Mike, you shit, if someone asks you to forgive them, you don't get all huffy and act like she's just asked for the moon.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Dear Nutalee,

never look a brick horse in the mouth

loves me xx

I've been with my boyfriend 12 years, twice he proposed (when he was drinking so I ignored it). If I was one of the idiots on this show I would have jumped on his proposal. Frankly after being married once I am not in a hurry to marry again. 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

The ring, the ring, my precious.

[tvrox]

11 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So his girlfriend is hurt and is crying and Brandon's reaction?  Be a sarcastic twat and talk about the "FEMALE FANTASY OF THE WEDDING DAY."  

This guy does not deserve Julia.  I hate him.

He was so rude to her!! Even if you don't care about the wedding, pretend. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Well, Jovi is an even bigger piece of shit than I thought.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Dang it. I missed the whole live viewing chat. 

Thanks @Angry Moldovan   it's been...something. Final quote on damages is $49,000. That's before we get to any of the stuff well have to replace-beds, clothes, sofas, etc. Not looking like insurance will cover much, if anything. I shouldn't complain because some people in my town have no houses to return to at all, but it still sucks. The fact that it all came down on my birthday was just so extra. 

 

I still hate Brandon. Seriously, what a twat (no offense to twats). 

So Sorry - my insurance wasn't great on my house fire last year.  I get it.   

[Grifter Lives]

Brandon just said that they're on Day 30, but next week's previews show everyone else saying their time is nearly up.

Also, COVID arrived in Washington in January 2020, but we haven't seen any masks in Sequim yet.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm hoping the season finale will be Michael going for a walk in the woods and getting eaten by a sasquatch.

Mmmm. Brickhead for dinner.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm hoping the season finale will be Michael going for a walk in the woods and getting eaten by a sasquatch.

 "My name is Darryl."

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm hoping the season finale will be Michael going for a walk in the woods and getting eaten by a sasquatch.

Oooooh how about a violent hog attack on Brandon while he's feeding the "cute animals?"  

[Hotel Snarker]

I'd be happy if I never saw Flo again. She is so insufferable.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm hoping the season finale will be Michael going for a walk in the woods and getting eaten by a sasquatch.

Or being beamed up to the mothership with the x-files music playing

[Arynm]

I am so, so late! we just flew back from Beaver Creek Colorado. We did a little  skiing and I did not plan my flight back well, so I missed all the snark!

I will be watching alone. See you guys next week

[CSunshine76]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Shouldn’t you have sorted out your issues BEFORE applying for the visa?

This is 90 Day Fiancé, you will not be cast if you use common sense or logic!  No room for those things here! 

[OldButHappy]

Mike: "Will you agree to micromanage every, little, fucking, minute, petty detail of my life?"

Natalie: "I will......starting now......you totally messed up that proposal."

[CraftyHazel]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I'd be happy if I never saw Flo again. She is so insufferable.

Oh, I know!  I’m not a violent person, but I want to throat punch her so hard.

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm tired of seeing Charmin bears wiggle their little asses. They think they're cute.

[Baltimore Betty]

I am exhausted, thank god she got the ring back I was afraid of another sleepless night not knowing if she would get it back.  Mike couldn't even give her a kiss?  Enjoy your married life Natalie, he is showing you who he is now.

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

My mind wanders and I just see Brandon being hit with a heavy log type object.🤷🏻‍♂️

Thank you for that image!!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oooooh how about a violent hog attack on Brandon while he's feeding the "cute animals?"  

I immediately thought of the classic film quote “squeal like a pig boy”

 

[Frozendiva]

BC Wine Growers commercials?

[OoogleEyes]

Now I'm getting ads for dog diapers in my feed.

I don't have a dog 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie’s stint on the show will undoubtedly reap benefits for her business. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I'm tired of seeing Charmin bears wiggle their little asses. They think they're cute.

I detest their red TMI asses. I don't want to know what goes on in your bathroom. 

[Hotel Snarker]

"You're a uuuuuuser, Mohammed! You uuuuuuuuuused meeeehhhh!"

[Suzywriter]

Brandon is such an abusive little bitch.

[sainte-chapelle]

8 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Dang it. I missed the whole live viewing chat. 

Thanks @Angry Moldovan   it's been...something. Final quote on damages is $49,000. That's before we get to any of the stuff well have to replace-beds, clothes, sofas, etc. Not looking like insurance will cover much, if anything. I shouldn't complain because some people in my town have no houses to return to at all, but it still sucks. The fact that it all came down on my birthday was just so extra. 

 

I still hate Brandon. Seriously, what a twat (no offense to twats). 

I’m so sorry. That is terrible.

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Now I'm getting ads for dog diapers in my feed.

I don't have a dog 

 That's what you get for yelling "Look at this dogshit!" at the tv screen.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Also, COVID arrived in Washington in January 2020, but we haven't seen any masks in Sequim yet.

I think it was at least March or April before masks were readily available.  and at first, they wanted us not to wear them so that the medical people could get all the ones they needed.

Good night, my peeps, my fellow snarkers, until next time, if there is a next time.

I am headed to Sister Wives, not to be confused with Seeking Sister Wife,   Oops, too late.  already confused.

[magemaud]

Shot #2 tomorrow! I can’t wait. My grandson will be one year old Wednesday and in a couple of weeks, I can go see him in person!

[Hotel Snarker]

Engaged/married men should NOT be in strip clubs. So disrespectful.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stephanie’s stint on the show will undoubtedly reap benefits for her business. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The only thing I can figure is that if her clients believe in her magic shots and youth potions they probably are not all there either. But yes I agree, she is making a fool out of herself and I would not want my family, friends, and business associates seeing that.

[Grifter Lives]

Non Jovi's home-away-from-home is a tourist-trap strip club.

Also, he's incredibly short, standing against the door.  He's barely taller than the deadbolt and peephole.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi will regret this. Making it rain, then going upstairs for a private party? Yeah, Yara is going to love this.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Dang it. I missed the whole live viewing chat. 

Thanks @Angry Moldovan   it's been...something. Final quote on damages is $49,000. That's before we get to any of the stuff well have to replace-beds, clothes, sofas, etc. Not looking like insurance will cover much, if anything. I shouldn't complain because some people in my town have no houses to return to at all, but it still sucks. The fact that it all came down on my birthday was just so extra. 

 

I still hate Brandon. Seriously, what a twat (no offense to twats). 

Oh no! I feel your pain. We were victims of the Great Water Main Break of 2017, when a main broke at the top of our driveway and the City of Salem's water supply cascaded right into the our basement. In the end we had 4 feet of water and lost everything that was down there. Fortunately the city paid for a new furnace and water heater, and to have it emptied and cleaned. But it took a long time for the insurance to pay up. Good luck! 

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I immediately thought of the classic film quote “squeal like a pig boy”

 

I thought of 30-50 feral hogs! 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is not dad material.

[Angry Moldovan]

Why aren’t we seeing Benzo McCougar and Zied red fatty mc pants. Everyone  else is so tedious

[tvrox]

11 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Dang it. I missed the whole live viewing chat. 

Thanks @Angry Moldovan   it's been...something. Final quote on damages is $49,000. That's before we get to any of the stuff well have to replace-beds, clothes, sofas, etc. Not looking like insurance will cover much, if anything. I shouldn't complain because some people in my town have no houses to return to at all, but it still sucks. The fact that it all came down on my birthday was just so extra. 

 

I still hate Brandon. Seriously, what a twat (no offense to twats). 

OH no!! Happy birthday. 

[Frozendiva]

Jovi, go home.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Shot #2 tomorrow! I can’t wait. My grandson will be one year old Wednesday and in a couple of weeks, I can go see him in person!

Yay

[Eldemarge]

I wish they would shut up about "It's your bachelor party!"  No.  It's Jovi and his one skeevy friend.  

[Bees52]

Uh Jovi... six or seven nights a week is  called all week. That means you've been every night at the strip club.

You sure you want to get married?

[Hotel Snarker]

Who the fuck goes to a strip club six or seven nights a week?!

[Grifter Lives]

Hmmmm. . . "Carter" closely resembles Yara.

[hula-la]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

BC Wine Growers commercials?

We could have the Canadian Snarkfest in the Okanagan amidst all the wineries.  

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Brandon is such an abusive little bitch.

Such a gaslighting piece of garbage.

[Gobi]

🎵"Where every stripper knows your name." 🎶

[Hotel Snarker]

I cannot stand the way Rebecca speaks.

[mmecorday]

Quote

Who the fuck goes to a strip club six or seven nights a week?!

Tony Soprano?

[Armchair Critic]

Oh geez Stephanie thinks Harris might be her last chance in life. EEK