90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[CrazyInAlabama]

Mama A.'s bun is crooked.    A Kolini v. Tammy smack down would be fun, I'm betting Kolini wins.   

So Mike finally pays attention.   I know this stuff is scripted, but I don't think Kalani, and Asuelu's eyes being red is faked.  

[Hotel Snarker]

How long before Mother Asuelu asks for money?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tammy's backstage punching a heavy bad in preparation. 

Her name is Lesina.

 

 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Asusalo hasn't been stressed since the time coconut crabs stole his flip flops.

Did the crabs *wear* the flip flops to scurry around?  Gif, or it didn't happen!

[Gobi]

🎵All I want for Christmas is to knock out your two front teeth🎶

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I wonder how their life would have been if they hadn't been on this show, they really have no marketable skills to earn a living with, seriously, what would they have done?

I doubt they would have gotten married 

[Eldemarge]

A baby blanket as a present for your WIFE is not a real present. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My dermatologist told me to start taking Biotin for my thinning hair. I’m on day three, so no results yet, if ever.

I've been taking biotin for the last couple of years, for my nails. For nails, it works great! Not to brag but I already have fabulous hair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

MamaA and Tammy want Assholeu to pay them off so they don’t return.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Shabu from Just My Luck

WOW! Didn't think ANY-one remembered that show!

You win! Name your GIF! (it's gotta be a video I can find, though). If it's personal, PM me 🤫

Edited August 23, 2021 by Trackdawg
Schmeason

[LucyEth]

Sorry but I find that scene hysterical, out with no coats and no kids that they came in with

[ExMathMajor]

I'm out, y'all. Gotta get up early tomorrow...

Looking forward to continuing the snark with TOW!

Edited August 23, 2021 by ExMathMajor
it's past my bedtime so my spelling suffers

[Floatingbison]

Asaulo: Get out of my Christmas house!

[hookedontv]

Shut up Shawn, all you can muster is “Wow, what a Christmas, what a Christmas.”

Terrible host she’s the worst! 

[Pepper Mostly]

If the Great Ejection took place in my home I swear I'd just breathe a sigh of relief and open another bottle of wine, put on a Christmas record and bust out the Trivial Pursuit game. "Lets Christmas, y'all!"

Edited August 23, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Sorry but I find that scene hysterical, out with no coats and no kids that they came in with

Where mom's screaming "we don't love you anymore"? hahaha

[Grifter Lives]

8 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Is anyone clever enough to do a side by side, who wore it better?

This is from Reddit, a few days ago:

 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Sorry but I find that scene hysterical, out with no coats and no kids that they came in with

Me too! They’re all crying and I’m cracking up.

[Hotel Snarker]

Send me money. I go Bingo.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Her name is Lesina.

 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I doubt they would have gotten married 

She got knocked up so they had to get married per her father and her religion, she plucked an idiot from Samoa, brought him to the states and had not plan, got pregnant again and had no plan...they really do not plan anything, not even having kids.  Asuelo keeps saying how he wants a big family but no visible means of financial support.

[Straycat80]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My dermatologist told me to start taking Biotin for my thinning hair. I’m on day three, so no results yet, if ever.

Me too and it didn’t work. 

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Send me money. I go Bingo.

[LEILANI2]

12 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Kolini is wearing a red jumpsuit like Angela’s! 

Kolini and Angela sharing the red jumpsuit.  Sharp's is very low budget.  It explains the pink halter Angela was wearing too.  Sharps cheap on wardrobe and editing.

[Hotel Snarker]

Asuelu, continue the great work on putting your foot down!

[Frozendiva]

Yeah, Asuelu may want a daughter, but it doesn't mean it will happen today.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kalani: My uterus is not up for discussion! 

Girl. Ten minutes ago you were all up in Yara's. Shut up. 

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Asaulo: Get out of my Christmas house!

Get out of my birthday house!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tammy goes backstage to get her brass knuckles during the break.

[Straycat80]

Tammy is the worst. And Asuelu is actually making sense. And shut up Nutalie! 

[Frozendiva]

No, Natalie, you can choose to not interact with your mama if she treats you badly.

[Bees52]

Amazing.... Mama Asuelu must be a ventriloquist. All her "thoughts" are coming out of Tammy's mouth!

[LEILANI2]

Tammy and Natalie also birds of a feather.

[Doublemint]

I love the way Shaun is handling all of this repartee - NOT.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kalani: My uterus is not up for discussion! 

Girl. Ten minutes ago you were all up in Yara's. Shut up. 

Kalani may be pregnant now.  Asuelo keeps on protecting her belly.  And condoms are for slut-people.

[Floatingbison]

Let's hear what Ronald has to say about this.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

WOW! Didn't think ANY-one remembered that show!

You win! Name your GIF! (it's gotta be a video I can find, though). If it's personal, PM me 🤫

I am a fount of useless knowledge, my parents used to say they wished I could apply my knack for trivia to a job. HA! I enjoyed your gif of father Sumit, another gif of one of his parent's sick burns would be fun. Oh and it's actually 'Just Our Luck' I was close (just Googled it).

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Asuelo keeps saying how he wants a big family but no visible means of financial support.

[Hotel Snarker]

Tammy is basically female Charlie.

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

MamaA and Tammy want Assholeu to pay them off so they don’t return.

I think that's why they want Kalani and the kids to move to Samoa, since they will never let her leave with the children, unless Papa Low buys them back from the despicable Mama A, and her henchmen.   Also, if Asuelu moves to Samoa for a year, his visa is gone.     Kalani should give him a one way ticket to Samoa, and lie that she's moving as soon as he has a place for them all to live, then cancel his visa after the appropriate time period.    

Tammy is disgusting.   I know she probably claims it's all an act, and she's getting a bad edit, but you can't put words in someone's mouth they never say.    

Edited August 23, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[magemaud]

What is that hideous tattoo on Tammy’s arm?

[LEILANI2]

Tammy and Mama Asuelo act like homeless angry people or they have a mental illness. Nothing else makes sense.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

What is that hideous tattoo on Tammy’s arm?

dragon tail?  Sasquatch penis?

[Hotel Snarker]

I want Yara to beat her ass.

[My Girls]

Why are Asuelo's eyes so red?

[LEILANI2]

That clip didn't help at all. It looked like Asuelo picked them both up and rushed them out lol

[Floatingbison]

I want to see Jeni put the smackdown on Somemeat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

At first, I thought it was a scar, but a scar would be more attractive.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, so Asuelu is the youngest of 9, so why is the responsibility of taking care of his mom and sending money back home all on HIM? Don’t all 9 of them help?

[Trackdawg]

 

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Tammy and Natalie also birds of a feather.